Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

But the two of them waited here for a long time, and no one came out.

"Hey, where's the Grass God? Even if he has something to do, shouldn't he ask his family to come and take care of him? If that doesn't work, you can ask someone from the Ministry of Education to come. It's so important, isn't it?"

Ying said somewhat angrily.

"Arthur, why don't we just rush to Jingshan Palace? If she doesn't come out, we'll go in."

Arthur thought about it for a moment, then disappeared from the spot with Ying.

The void terminal cannot display the location of Jingshan Palace, and it is not written on the map, but Arthur also has a cyber version of the magic mirror.

And the magic mirror is indeed reliable.

He directly guided the two of them to Jingshan Palace.

There were many people walking along the way, and there were many gates, but just as the people around were about to stop them, Arthur persuaded them to let the road go.

The combination of these two rhetoric skills is really useful, especially for fooling those scholars and apprentices who have become stupid and know nothing except knowledge.

It's a coincidence that the Great Sage and the Great Disciplinary Officer were not here today. According to the scholars around, the Great Sage seemed to have gone out to do something and left with some people, while the Great Disciplinary Officer also left shortly afterwards.

Arthur also came to Jingshan Palace and saw the current grass god, the little auspicious grass king Nashida.

Now she is sleeping like a baby.

It should be said that it was sealed.

Ying frowned when she saw this scene, and Arthur walked directly to Nashida and forcibly destroyed the surrounding barrier with the power of the Law of Death, and Nashida slowly woke up.

As soon as he saw Arthur, he said in his lovely voice: "New God of Wind, welcome to your visit. I am very sorry that I cannot respond to your invitation."

Hearing Nashida's voice, Ying, who was a little angry just now, was stunned. Why did this voice sound so familiar?

Ah, isn't this the voice of Arthur's little summons?

I think it’s called teri?

I can't say they are very similar, I can only say they are exactly the same. Apart from the tone, there is almost no difference.

"It's okay, it's not your fault."

The system's voice came at this time.

[Such a cute little grass god, how can the host bear to let her be used here? 】

[Release the Xumi mission, use your own way to let the little grass god take back everything that belongs to him and change the little grass god's current situation.

Reward: God's Knowledge*1.】

Arthur had no intention of looking at the reward. After all, even if this mission was not issued, he would still change everything. As for making Nashida the same as in the original book, making the record of the Great Kindness Tree King disappear and making the Little Grass God a real god, Arthur did not intend to do that.

"let's go."

Arthur took out the wooden sculpture of the wisdom god named Little Grass God, which was actually a prop to reduce intelligence. When it was activated, everyone in the surrounding area lost the enemies of the God of Wisdom, in short, lost their minds.

Combined with the clever use of Arthur's language.

Arthur plans to do something big.

Arthur walked directly into Xumi City and came to the most crowded area.

He lifted Nashida up, holding her in both hands above Arthur's head.

They took out a small speaker and a microphone. The pink speaker was given to Nashida, while Ying took the microphone and asked her to put it in front of her.

"Everyone in Xumi, look! This is your current grass god, the little auspicious grass king, Nashida. Isn't she adorable?"

"Tell me, she's cute, super cute, super cute."

Then Arthur signaled Ying with his eyes to move the microphone away, and then whispered something to Nashida.

"nana!"

Nashida's voice came out from the small speaker. The sound was pleasant and moving. Coupled with her lovely voice and the cute sound of Nana, it made a young man feel excited.

In addition, influenced by Jiang Zhi and Arthur, the people around them couldn't help but shout.

"Little Lucky Grass King is the cutest in the world!"

"Nashida is so cute!"

"The Grass God is the cutest in the world!"

Chapter 197: Gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!

The result was just like that of a fan meeting. Nashida, who had been forced to be a stay-at-home girl, was so scared that she couldn't help but shrink her neck, and this action made the shouts of the people around her even louder.

Arthur pressed his hands to quiet the noise around him.

Arthur coughed a few times, then continued, "Such a lovely little grass god, are you willing to let her suffer?"

"unwilling!"

"I will fight anyone who makes Little Lucky Grass King suffer!"

"The Little Grass God is Xumi's greatest treasure!"

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost set, Arthur changed the subject.

"But have you seen the Little Auspicious Grass King appear over the years? Even the Flower God's Birthday, which was originally held to welcome the rebirth of the Little Grass God, has become smaller and smaller recently. If it weren't for some people's resistance, it would have been forcibly cancelled by the sages."

"And these damn sages have locked up our lovely little Grass God, not giving him good food or buying him new clothes. He's been wearing this set of clothes for 500 years. What's even worse is that they don't even allow people to communicate with the little Grass God. They just use him as a tool to support the Void Terminal. Do you think those sages deserve to die?"

"Damn it!"

"Damn it!"

"Believe in the Grass God, love this treasure bestowed by the world on Xumi, the people of Little Auspicious Grass King, for the happy future of Little Auspicious Grass King, follow me. Guns in hand, follow me! Save the Grass God and kill the wise dog!"

"With gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

"With gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

"I swear to kill all the dogs in the academy!"

"I swear to kill all the dogs in the academy!"

Suddenly, the voices in the crowd stopped, and only a few people wearing the clothes of the House of Religious Orders were still shouting.

And they also noticed something was wrong.

Damn, I am what I call a college dog.

"Everyone, please don't hurt our comrades. There are people in the Order Court who like the Little Auspicious Grass King, but they are suppressed by the sages and have no chance to speak out! So, everyone, follow me to the Order Court and kill the Great Sage!"

"Gentlemen, this is a revolution, go for it!"

"Go, go, go!"

"With gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

The phrases "Gun in hand, follow me! Save the Grass God and kill the wise dog!" became the slogan of the crowd. More and more people came along the way. Arthur did not lead these people directly to the Church of the Lord, but circled around Xumi City.

Along the way, there were originally hundreds of people, but now, looking back, there are only dense black shadows.

There are not only ordinary people from Xumi here, but also some young people wearing the uniforms of the Church of God, some travelers wearing foreign clothes, and even the Gilded Brigade and the Thirty-Man Group hired by the Church of God have joined the team.

Wait a minute, Arthur rubbed his eyes, how come there are a few Fatui mixed in?

But this is not a problem because they have already arrived at the Zubair Theater.

Although the last Flora birthday just passed, the Zubair Theater still retains the decorations left over from the Flora birthday two months ago.

Only here are there traces of the belief in the Little Auspicious Grass King.

The owner of Zubair Theater, Sheikh Zubair, was dumbfounded. Why were there so many people when the performance wasn't even started yet?

Moreover, the clothes worn by the two people in the front are obviously not from Xumi. The man doesn’t even have a Void Terminal next to his ear. This should be standard equipment that everyone in Xumi City has.

Sahar, the mercenary in charge of the thirty-man group here, couldn't help but tremble when he saw the dense crowd. He wondered if he was so unlucky that so many people came out to cause trouble not long after he accepted the guarding job here.

Should I stop it or not?

Fortunately, she didn't need to make a choice on her own, because she found that there were other mercenaries and members of the group of thirty in the team.

They let Sahar make a wise choice.

"Why stop them? With so many mercenaries in the team, they must have gone through the process. Besides, there are seniors here. If anything goes wrong, it won't be my turn to take action."

Sheikh Zubair rubbed his hands and came to Arthur, "Sir, what are you doing..."

Arthur didn't need to answer as the people behind him shouted their slogans in unison.

"With gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

"With gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

Sheikh Zubair couldn't help sweating profusely on his forehead. He was already screaming in his heart, I shouldn't have come here today. Wouldn't it be nice to sleep a little longer at home? Why did I come out?

A woman with emerald green eyes, crimson twin ponytails, waist-length hair, a crown with black horns, and wearing a dance costume and skirt with gradient shades also came over.

A pair of beautifully designed strappy sandals made crisp sounds as they stepped on the ground. The clip-toe design made her feet look longer, and her toes were painted with the same gradient nail polish as the design of her clothes.

As a famous dancer of Zubair Theater, Nilu attracted most people's attention as soon as she appeared, even Arthur and Ying were no exception, that is...

Maybe their focus is different from others?

"Arthur, do you think she'll catch a cold if she wears it like this, exposing her belly button?"

"That shouldn't be the case. After all, he is the holder of the Eye of God. Is this horn a bull's horn?"

Just as Nilu walked over and was about to say something, she saw Narcida in Arthur's arms.

"This child is so cute."

Nilu's words came out of her mouth directly, but this look made her feel more and more familiar the more she looked at it.

“This is the Little Grass God.”

"Ah, it's the Grass God..." Nilu was silent for a few seconds, as if she had frozen her computer. Then she realized what Arthur said and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Hey!!! Lord Grass God!"

Although the Little Lucky Grass King has not appeared in the public eye for a long time, portraits of the Little Lucky Grass King are still circulated among those who have truly received the favor of Nashida.

"Eh!!!"

Nilu turned around and found that Sheikh Zubair, who had been offline, also exclaimed.

It turns out that the connection was not lost, but that I was n beats slow to react, and I just realized it now.

Other passers-by, mercenaries, and merchants around also exclaimed.

Especially for some young people, this may be the first time they see their own gods.

But when everyone saw Nashida lying motionless in Arthur's arms, a question arose in their minds: who is this man?

Why was the grass god of Xumi held in his arms without any resistance?

Another question is why the Grass God hasn't appeared for so long, and why he appears now.

And what is the situation of the group of people behind me.

Chapter 198: Siege of the House of the Holy Orders

Seeing Nilu and Sheikh Zubair lost in thought, Arthur and Ying took Nashida to the center of the stage of the Zubair Theater.

The structural design here is to allow everyone here to see the performance on the stage, and the sound can spread to every corner around.

Arthur coughed lightly, then said, "Such a lovely little grass god, are you willing to let her suffer?"

"unwilling!"

"With gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

Before Arthur could continue speaking, the people who had followed him started shouting first, causing the people who were originally here to hold their ears back, their ears hurt by the sudden sound.

There was no need for Arthur to repeat what he had said before, as his original followers spontaneously told everyone around them everything.

Then more and more people joined the ranks of followers.

Arthur saw that there was no need for him to speak anymore, so he lifted Narcida up from his arms.

Nashida looked at Arthur, and then looked down at her people.

Then he picked up the pink little lama in his hand, "nana?"