I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

Even before watching the live broadcast content, the barrage alone was enough to make Lin En happy. No wonder it is said that live broadcast is created by the host and the barrage together.

It seems that Gui Naifen is doing a live broadcast today to sell goods. In the live broadcast room, there is not only Gui Naifen, but also a young man with purple hair sitting on a stool next to Gui Naifen. If Lin En remembers correctly, this young man seems to be Gui Naifen's brother, whose name should be Lang Shile. No one knows how he was caught by his own sister to do a live broadcast today.

Although the background music was very elegant and melodious, the brother and sister did not speak. Instead, they sat on the stools together, looking at the two turbid cups of Luofu specialty - soda bean juice - in front of them with difficulty.

It seems that this is what Gui Naifen is going to bring today.

"Sister, are you sure this stuff is drinkable?"

Lang Shile picked up the soda bean juice with difficulty. The thick green liquid was bubbling due to the slight shaking, and the pungent sour smell went straight into the nasal cavity, which was so sour and refreshing.

Gui Naifen also felt that the appearance of soda bean juice was a bit scary. She originally wanted to refuse to promote the product, but the client offered too much, making it difficult for this young anchor who had just started promoting the product to refuse.

However, what Gui Naifen didn't know was that the fact that a new live-streaming host like her could receive such a big order already proved that making money from this company was not that easy.

Gui Naifen, who had surrendered to money, recited her lines while forcing her stomach to churn.

"Brother Wang, don't say that. This soda bean juice is a famous drink in Luofu. It has been passed down for thousands of years and has never been discontinued. All the tasteful Luofu gourmets love it."

As he spoke, Gui Naifen brought the soda bean juice to himself, and continued to blow it while tears welled up in the corners of his eyes from the choking:

"Hey, smell this, it's sour and pungent, yet cool and refreshing. It's so authentic~"

"Xiao Guizi, today... Ugh!... I'll give it to everyone to taste first!"

Restraining the feeling of nausea, Gui Naifen picked up the soda soy milk and drank it all in one gulp like a warrior determined to die. Then he put on a mask of pain on the spot, covered his mouth and began to dry heave wildly.

But even so, she still carries the goods diligently:

"Yue...Oh my god, it tastes so good!...Ugh!"

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Chapter 4 Gui Naifen, can you be my mother? / Qingque: Kaiyuan! k

When Lin En was watching Xiao Guizi's reverse live broadcast of selling goods with great interest, he suddenly felt a weight on his stomach, which made him look up slightly with some curiosity.

He originally thought that it was because Ester had a bad sleeping posture and rolled onto him again, but when he looked up, he found that the reason was far from his own. A white-haired little girl had fallen from the void at some point and was now sitting like a duck, pressing on his lower abdomen through the quilt.

"Why are you here so late at night? Are you disturbing my sleep?"

"I've finished my work recently, and I'm planning to come back and resume my old job~"

"Does this mean you're going to start tormenting me again?"

When Lin En heard this, his face immediately fell and he complained helplessly.

"Bingo, unfortunately there is no reward~"

Laughing, Ah Ha sat up slightly, took out three small wooden tablets from under her white skirt, and gave options for the first time in a long time.

[Option 1: The top brother ran away with a rocket overnight. Become the top brother in Gui Naifen's live broadcast room... Reward: 10 chance to win a prize, Gui Naifen's favorability +]

[Option 1: Call the super administrator to ban and strike! Slaanesh is like a flood and a beast that harms the youth of the Galaxy. As a brother of the Nofap forum, you decide to purify the cyberspace and find a way to report and ban Gui Naifen's live broadcast room on the grounds of Seqin... Reward: 3 chance to draw a lottery, Nofap forum experience +. ]

[Option 1: The host is my electronic pet! In the late night beauty live broadcast room, you are lonely and ready to have some fun - without revealing your true identity, make Gui Naifen angry and leave the broadcast... Reward: Lucky draw opportunity*]

Familiar options appeared in front of him, but Lin En was not in a hurry to make a choice. Instead, he continued to watch Gui Naifen's live broadcast, preparing to make one based on the subsequent live broadcast content.

Anyway, he won't be the one who suffers in the end no matter what, so it's quite interesting to mess with Xiao Guizi occasionally.

In the live broadcast, the expression of Gui Naifen, who had just gulped down a bottle of soda bean juice, immediately made Lin En happy.

As soon as the soda bean juice entered her mouth, from the tip of her tongue to her throat, from her esophagus to her stomach, it was instantly filled with a sour and smelly smell that seemed to have been fermented for hundreds of years. Gui Naifen could feel that every cell in her body was wailing and trembling. This soda bean juice was so horrible that she had never felt so uncomfortable even when she was practicing swallowing fire and swords.

But even though she had suffered such serious "internal injuries", Gui Naifen's strong will still supported her not to fall down. Instead, she forced a smile while retching and muttered very professionally:

"Yue...Oh my god, it tastes so good!...Ugh!"

"Sister, are you really okay?"

Seeing that his sister was about to pass away, Lang Shile asked her with concern, while Gui Naifen raised her head breathlessly, and looked at her Onii-chan with a half-dead smile on her face.

"Brother Wang, I'm fine. You know what, this soda bean juice tastes really good. It's so authentic~"

"Why don't you look at your own face before you say this?"

"Hey, what are you talking about? I'm still alive and kicking ass!"

Giving Lang Shih-le a cold look, Gui Naifen activated her battle continuation skill to regain her spirits. She picked up the can of soda bean juice that she had finished in one breath and started introducing it again:

"My dear family, this soda bean juice is really delicious and healthy. One bottle can refresh your mind, two bottles can keep you from getting tired, and three bottles can make you live forever!

What? This is not soy milk, this is soda soy juice, which does not evaporate or deteriorate. It is a product of 3,000 years of craftsmanship and is made by fermenting mung beans. I have been drinking it since I was a child!

If you want to know where to buy it, click on the little red cart below, buy five cans and get five free! ”

As she spoke, Gui Naifen also straightened her rather heavy chest as requested by Party A, vividly explaining what it meant to "drink from childhood to adulthood."

【Banmu

SC50 [What is Guigui eating today]: This is what I have been drinking since I was a child.

[Anchor Girl Heavily Dependent]: My favorite episode!

[Fuck, oh*]: My pants are moving, I won’t watch it anymore.

[I am your father]: That’s it?

[Yuhengxing is so cute]: Follow Xiaoguizi, thank you meow, follow Xiaoguizi, thank you meow

[Shang Shang pushes the person]: It’s out??????

SC100 points [独爱小桂]: I don’t believe that the host really drank soda soy milk, it must be just iced black tea with water, it’s not real!

Unless I let my brother-in-law drink a bottle and see! 】

"Thanks to [Gui Gui what to eat today] and [I love Xiao Gui] for the tips. There's a lot of red bean paste, it's too expensive~"

Although she was not treated as a puppet, Gui Naifen, who was learning from Lin En at the time, also learned a lot of clichés. While thanking the fans for their tips, she turned her attention to Lang Shile who sensed the danger.

The girl smiled sweetly:

"Brother Wang, I've already drunk, so why don't you have a can to cheer me up?"

"I'm sorry, do...!"

Whether for the sake of his own mental or physical health, Lang Shile instinctively wanted to reject his sister's coercion.

But at this moment, he suddenly noticed the complex emotions in Gui Naifen's watery eyes, and the voice that was about to refuse gradually became lower.

My sister only takes this kind of business order to support the family. Even though it tastes a bit unpalatable, it's much better than being a space pirate when she was stranded on the starry sea. How can I affect my sister's hard-earned job just for the sake of a temporary survival?

How can I, who am such a person, be worthy of the title of Knight of the Round Table!

For a little more, fight for it!

The knight's oath and the sufferings of the past emerged before his eyes. Lang Shile no longer chose to retreat. Instead, he grabbed a large bowl of green viscous liquid bubbling with strange bubbles from the table and shouted with great enthusiasm:

"Done!"

Then, he tilted his head back and his throat moved!

"Plop!"

The purple-haired sturdy young man could not bear the blessing of the Nurgle soup, who was at least three times older than him. He fainted on the spot, and Gui Naifen was frightened:

"Brother Wang, cheer up, Brother Wang, why are you leaving like this?"

【Banmu

[Jingyuan single pusher]: Oh shit, is this really going to happen?

[An old Xianzhou man from the Zhenglan flag]: What are you talking about? I am a native of Luofu and it’s okay for me to have a big bowl of soda bean juice every morning. Don’t blame others if you can’t enjoy it yourself.

[Do electronic music people dream of virtual Aha?]: Oh my god, old Luo Fu is here!

SC100 points [Only love Xiaogui]: Xiaoguizi, it’s useless for you to yell like that. Tell your brother-in-law that if he doesn’t wake up, then publish all his search history, favorite URLs and study materials in the live broadcast room and see if he wakes up!

[Yuhengxing is so cute]: What a demon! 】

"Hey, that makes sense!"

Seeing the SC message from [I only love Xiaogui], Gui Naifen's eyes suddenly lit up, and without thinking twice, she grabbed Lang Shile's collar and shouted:

"Onii-chan, if you don't wake up, I'm going to post all the thousands of Mizuno-no-Matsutake study materials in your Jade Palace to the live broadcast room, so that the family members in the live broadcast room can appreciate them together!"

Instantly, the entire live broadcast room was in an uproar, with comments like "???" and "How are you different from that thief Cao!"

Lang Shile, who had already passed away, suddenly opened his eyes wide and climbed up, shouting madly:

"Sister, is this something I can tell others? No, how did you know that?!"

"Hey, Brother Gawain told me."

Gui Naifen tilted her head and stuck out her tongue, trying to get away with it.

This made Lang Shile suffer. He was forced to come to the live broadcast room and had to endure the torture of soda and soy milk both physically and mentally. Now he died in public. He immediately crawled out of the live broadcast room, leaving Gui Naifen sitting on the ground and scratching the back of his head in embarrassment.

"Well, family, my brother seems to have something urgent to do so he left first. Now I, Xiao Guizi, will continue to bring you all the wonderful live broadcast!

Is there any talent show you want to see? Xiao Guizi, I can sell products while performing~"

[SC100 points [Love Xiaogui only]: Xiaoguizi, I really like you! Can you be my mother?

I am actually an orphan. Although I have an adoptive mother who loves me very much, she is too busy with work and... In short, I lack maternal love. I hope that Xiao Guizi, who is broad-minded, can be my mother! 】

"Uh, I only love Xiaogui, you..."

[Du Ai Xiao Gui], who played SC for the third time tonight, has been remembered by Gui Naifen, but after the girl saw this SC, she was choked for a moment and didn't know what to say.

Her live broadcast time was not too short, but this was the first time she had seen such an inexplicable request, and the girl didn't know what to do.

"Well, actually, Xiao Guizi, I am also an orphan."

Gui Naifen tried her best to organize her words:

"My family has also encountered some misfortunes, my father and mother passed away very early, so I can understand your desire for family affection, but please forgive me for not agreeing to your promise."

"As for the reason..."

Gui Naifen's little hands were entangled, and she shook her upper body shyly and said softly: "Mom, you can't do this rashly!

After all, who knows what kind of person you are? If you get into trouble outside and someone says your mother is dead, then I will be declared dead, right? I don’t want that to happen.”

Lynn: “….”

【Bullet screen:

[Sister King Arthur]: What a calm answer, worthy of our talented Guinevere!

[Stir-fried Potatoes with Shredded Ginger]: What a strong anti-gank awareness!

[Angry Grass Dawei]: Unique angle!

[Jingyuan’s girlfriend fan]: Hahaha, so funny??????

SC100 [Love Xiaogui Only]: If that’s the case, then Xiaoguizi, can you be my dad? I’ll go find Shangshang to recognize her as my mom! 】

Gui Naifen: "?"

【[Shang Shang pushes people alone]:?

[Invincible Swordsman 123]:?

[Sister Arthur]:? What’s going on? Little Guizi, you haven’t really been led astray, have you? 】

"Not at all!"

Seeing that the topic had gone off track, Gui Naifen quickly shook her head and began to explain.

"Shang Shang and I are just normal friends, don't think too much, Sister Wang!

Also, please don’t do unlimited yuri business anymore, Xiao Guizi, I refuse to do yuri business here~"

It seemed that the live broadcast room was not very popular, so Gui Naifen added another sentence out of professional instinct:

"Family members, please click the red hearts and pay attention. If you have money, please give some gifts to Xiao Guizi. There are also customized peripherals on board now~"

It was originally just a professional cliché, but what Gui Naifen didn't expect was that a very glaring SC appeared in the barrage, and it was posted by that inexplicable [独爱小桂].

[SC100 points [Love Xiaogui alone]: If you don’t have any work, who will give you gifts~]

Gui Naifen: “Angry??????”

Gui Naifen's recent live broadcast career had not been going well, so she was naturally furious when this [I only love Xiaogui] said that. Adding to his previous rhetoric, the straightforward Gui Naifen could not stand it anymore, and angrily said: