I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

Of course it would be better if this silly girl couldn't speak. She is obviously a very heroic girl, so why does her image get ruined as soon as she opens her mouth?

"Ah, the Starry Sky Train is really causing a lot of harm!"

Lin En did not hesitate to put all the blame for Xing Xue's bad behavior on the Star Dome Train, causing San Yue Qi, who happened to be walking by, to cross his arms in dissatisfaction and mutter:

"Why do I hear people slandering our Star Train as soon as I get here?"

Like Xing, March 7's swimsuit is also a relatively conservative one-piece swimsuit, but the color tone has been changed to a dreamy pink and blue color that suits March 7 very well, and it also has sweet lace that is very girly.

"Hey, you heard it wrong~"

Lynn chose to try to muddle through.

Sanyueqi also knew that Lin En was joking, so he just made a casual remark and looked outside at Xing, who had almost shaken off all the sand on his body:

"Xing, stop lying here, you finally got to the beach and you're going to go somewhere else to play with your phone?

Come on, play beach volleyball with me! We are short one!"

As he said that, Sanyueqi grabbed Xing's arm and tried to pull her away, but unfortunately Xing's other hand grabbed Lin En's arm to steady herself.

"No! I won't go!"

Xing shook her head like a rattle, and her soft gray hair was all messed up.

"I'm not going to play with my phone anymore. I want to go swimming in the sea!"

"But, can you swim?"

Sanyueqi looked at Xing, who was eager to try, with half suspicion and half worry, while the gray-haired girl had already put a swimming ring on her body, puffed out her rather heavy chest and said confidently:

"I think I will!"

"Can..."

"It's okay, Xiao Sanyue. If Xing doesn't want to play beach volleyball, don't force her."

A gentle laugh came from the other side. Ji Zi, wearing a sexy red swimsuit with a skirt, sat up from the beach chair, took off her sunglasses and put them on her fiery red hair. Her every move showed the charm of a mature woman, which easily conquered Xiao Sanyue.

"Yeah, Himeko...Sister is the best!"

After cheering, Xing, who had no idea whether she could swim or not, was already speeding across the beach with a swimming ring around her waist, rushing towards the waves at supersonic speed.

By the way, it directly crashed through the middle of the one-to-one sand sculpture of the Starry Sky Train that Uncle Yang and Dan Heng had spent half a day to build.

"Uncle Yang, this..."

Even Dan Heng was speechless at this time, while Walter, whose whole body was almost covered with flying sand, held his eyes, which were also covered with sand, with a gentle smile.

As a mature and steady elder, he would not take such trivial matters seriously with Xing.

He just smiled and lightly tapped the staff in his hand, adjusting the gravity a little bit.

The next second, the snow-white waves that were slowly rolling towards the beach suddenly rose up, turning into huge waves tens of meters high and slamming down, directly washing the gray-haired girl who was happily rushing towards the sea back to the shore.

"Ah, nature is so fickle."

After shaking his head and sighing, Walter took Danheng to a safe place away from the crowd and continued to build sand sculptures.

This time, his goal is a one-to-one creation engine sand sculpture!

"Woo woo woo, what a shameful defeat."

Xing pounded the beach with her little fists, making shallow pits on both sides of her body, and her lips were pouted high.

And because of the cushioning effect of the swimming ring around her waist, the gray-haired girl kneeling on the beach arched her body in the middle, showing Lin En what real "sunbathing buttocks" meant.

As if she noticed Lin En's mocking smile, as a determined traveler of the nihilistic destiny of "lying down and sleeping under a small quilt wherever I fall" (very real), the girl just lay on the beach with her hands on her chin, pretending that she was not washed back by the sea as non-recyclable garbage, but was enjoying a sunbath on the beach.

After laughing at Xing twice, Lin En turned to look at San Yue Qi, and in the latter's somewhat puzzled eyes, he took the initiative to volunteer:

"If Xing doesn't want to play beach volleyball, then I'll go! Don't look at me like this, I'm actually pretty good at it!"

??No one??knows?beach?volleyball?better?than?me! ”

"Hey, why are you, a grown man, joining in the fun while we girls are playing volleyball?"

Hearing this, Lin En couldn't help but frown and pointed at March Seven and shouted angrily:

"Who gave you the right to assume my gender?"

March 7: "?"

"No, what do you mean I assume your gender?"

Confused by Lin En, San Yue Qi scratched the back of his head:

"You are a boy and I am a girl. Is there a third gender?"

"Okay, I knew it!"

Lin En clapped his hands immediately and shouted arrogantly:

"I'm so angry! You're discriminating against us transgender people. Although my biological gender is male, my psychological gender is female!"

"But if your psychological gender is female, how can you like girls?"

"Tsk, now it's good. Xiao Sanyue, not only are you suspected of discriminating against us transgender people, but now you have added a new rule of discrimination against our address book. My psychological gender is female, but I am also in the female address book. Is that not okay?"

March 7: "Huh?"

The naive girl had never expected that there were so many tricks involved. Her already insufficient brain was almost spinning in circles after hearing Lin En's words. Fortunately, Ester arrived in time and rescued poor little Sanyue from Lin En's clutches.

"Lin En, please don't bully March Seven. If you want to come, then come together!"

The pink-haired girl reached out and grabbed Lynn's arm, leading him to where the girls were playing beach volleyball.

Seele, Bronya, Silva and Clara were already prepared here. Except for Clara who was wearing a swimsuit, the other three who were born in Beloburg were obviously wearing swimsuits for the first time and playing on the beach for the first time, but they all boldly chose bikini-style swimsuits. On the contrary, Ester, a young lady who probably owns a lot of private beaches, chose a more conservative white one-piece swimsuit similar to a swimsuit.

Of course, it is also possible that the girl was too different in size from Bronya and the others, so she decisively chose another track.

However, although it is similar to swimsuit, Lin En, who had been with Qingque in the past and had made Qingque wear the "swimsuit suit" many times, can also see that the swimsuit carefully prepared by Estelle is probably only similar to swimsuit in the "one-piece" theme, and there are many differences in other aspects, such as being closer to the skin, and the diamond-shaped hollow design on the back that reveals half of the back.

"Hey, how about it, it looks good~"

Esta, who was walking in front, suddenly turned half sideways, put her hands behind her back, and looked at Lin En with a smile.

The surface of her swimsuit, which was as smooth and tight as a second layer of skin, also had many tiny wrinkles like the pulse of life as the girl's waist gently turned, and such imperfections just brought out the girl's perfection.

The soft and obedient pink hair was also lifted slightly to the side by the dual influence of the sea breeze and the girl's jumping posture, revealing her dazzlingly smooth back.

Seeing this beautiful scene, Lynn couldn't help but stop taking pictures for a moment.

This is the true beauty of the world.

Lin En, who had just experienced a century-long dream, couldn't help but think so.

It’s not that he forgot the memory world and the mirror flow that had been dependent on it for hundreds of years so quickly, but for him, he felt that he was a more superficial and one-sided person.

If possible, he never wanted to experience any unforgettable separation of life and death, nor did he want to comprehend any ultimate truth that transcends external desires.

Life is so beautiful, even if it is just a moment of light and shadow captured by the vision before your eyes.

From this perspective, Lynn opposes any destiny's so-called contempt for reality.

What does "reality is false, heaven is eternal" mean? What does "everything will eventually perish, the meaning of existence is to return to destruction" mean? What does "nothing is meaningful, nothingness is the end of the world" mean?

If the beauty that greets your eyes is not worth believing in, if you don't even know how to appreciate the beauty [joy] of life, then everything is in vain.

Compared to a beautiful girl's swimsuit, [nothingness], [destruction], hell and heaven are all bullshit. If there is anything truly sacred in the world, it is definitely a cute girl's swimsuit!

The blue sea and sky, the golden beach and sunshine, and the cute girl in a swimsuit laughing and playing within sight are the eternal beliefs that can keep you going despite any hardship, difficulty, or despair.

Because they let you know that life is worth living.

"Lin En, don't say such weird things so seriously..."

The reason why Ester said this was because Lin En shamelessly whispered the above psychological activities.

But even if Esta heard it, Lin En didn't feel ashamed at all. Instead, he said seriously:

"What do you mean by weird talk? This is my latest understanding of the fate of [Joy]!

Joy is the privilege of wise creatures, so the essence of a joyful destiny is the joy of life. I just realized what the beauty of life (joy) that I pursue is. I am sure that even my god Aha will be deeply moved by my sudden enlightenment! "

[That’s right, you’re finally on the right track. ]

Aha, who emerged from the air, nodded her little head seriously, with an expression as if the rebellious son in the family had finally turned over a new leaf and was about to burst into tears. She was truly a model of a loving mother.

Of course, the premise is to ignore the fact that Aha's chest is not as high as Lin's and the classic swimsuit that fits her body very well.

py A friend's collapsing iron article

"I'm on a tear, stop tagging me!"

Mashiro, who traveled to the Star Railway world, was accidentally added to a chat group. After seeing that another member in the chat group was Sun Wukong from Dragon Ball, he directly chose to travel there to become their apprentice and learn from him.

From this moment on, the gears of fate began to turn slowly, and his life of death from overwork began.

[Sun Wukong]: "Aro, Cell is about to explode. I'll pack him up and send him to you. Please help me deal with it!"

[The Universe's No. 1 Bassist]: "Urgent, urgent, urgent, a talking mutant lobster appeared in Shimokitazawa, saying that it came from Fukushima. A Luo, come and rescue it quickly, I'll take Little Pochi as my reward."

[Guda]: "Aluo, I'm surrounded by demon pillars. Come to me quickly and smash them to pieces."

Looking at all the weird comments in the group, he quickly tapped the screen with both hands and sent out a message with a collapsed expression.

[Fungus Mushroom]: "Don't tag me! QAQ"

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Chapter 4: Lin En, you old thief, how can I be your adopted daughter! k

"You are really down to earth. You even wear swimsuit."

Completely ignoring the sarcasm in Lin En's words, the Suku Sui Aha stepped on the soft sand and followed Lin En and said with a smile:

This is a reward~

Since you said that you realized that the true meaning of your pleasure is a beautiful girl's swimsuit, then I have to give you face and appear in this form, right? 】

What?

Lin En was silent for a moment, and then suddenly clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and prayed seriously, muttering to himself.

"Praise my Lord Aha, your loyal believer, the Joy Order has made Lin En realize the true meaning of joy once again.

I find that just a beautiful girl's swimsuit cannot really make me appreciate the beauty of life. After all, clothes are just external additions. Only the purest and most authentic girl herself can really make me fall in love with her!"

After praying, Lin En quickly opened his eyes and looked in the direction of Ah Ha with expectation. He was immediately disappointed when he found that Ah Ha was already dressed in that dead-end clothing.

"Didn't we agree that you would appear in an image that best fits the true meaning of my pleasure?

Why are you still wearing a swimsuit?"

【Claw! 】

Ah Ha smiled and gave Lin En a flying kick on the knee, then disappeared gracefully into thin air, leaving only Lin En kneeling on the ground and Ester covering her slightly opened mouth in surprise:

"Lin En, have you finally become a complete pervert?"

Because ordinary people cannot sense Aha's existence, in Estelle's eyes it was just that Lin En suddenly said something shocking and then fell to his knees.

Although she had known Lin En for quite some time and she was aware that Lin En could not be viewed with common sense, she was still shocked once again by Lin En's shocking words.

"Although I don't deny the fact that I am a pervert, I think you have some unnecessary misunderstandings about me, Estelle."

Originally, Lynn wanted to explain to restore his image in Estelle's heart, but after thinking about it carefully, he found that it was totally unnecessary.

First, he does seem to be a pervert in the eyes of ordinary people, and second, in Ester's heart, there seems to be no room for him to save his image.

"I suddenly felt a little sad for no apparent reason."

"You two stop whispering to each other, it's really annoying."

The two of them hadn't been able to find the playing field for a long time, and Seele, who was itching to play, started to urge them unhappily. Seeing this, Lin En smiled helplessly and shook his head, then changed his position, took Ester's hand, and quickly rushed to Seele and Bronya who had been waiting for a long time.