I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

"Ah, as expected, I can't help it once I have some free time. It's going to be day 0 again."

Complaining helplessly, Lin En summoned his own system panel.

He originally wanted to save up for ten consecutive draws. Although there is no guarantee in Ahaha's card pool, it is very satisfying to draw ten consecutive draws.

Unfortunately, he is not a person with self-control, just like when he played Mijia games in his previous life. He had clearly planned not to draw this character, and directly skipped a big version to save stones to draw the character he liked later, but as soon as the card pool was updated, he couldn't help but join the pool after seeing the cards posted by his friends in the dog group.

I thought I could just do 70 draws to get a -star and that would be it, but then... how come it took draws to get a -star? ! !

Forget it, I’ve already made 70 draws, I might as well try a few more and see if I can get the small guaranteed prize. After all, it looks pretty strong.

Shit, why is it Uncle Lu/Yan Qing again? Are you targeting me with this card pool?

No, we can’t indulge this card pool, damn it!

Then I got carried away and just drew the guaranteed one. By the time I got to the character I originally planned to draw, there were only a few draws left. I could only start the blue-green modifier with tears in my eyes to get the prize.

"Fuck it, only the unlucky ones have to do ten consecutive draws, the lucky ones can only make miracles with a single draw!"

Just like abstaining from masturbation always ends at day 0, Lin En’s plan to collect stones will never succeed.

But this is not true. After all, Lin En had already given up his abstinence plan with his strong willpower, and drawing cards was simply because he couldn't help it.

"My turn, draw a card!"

As Lin En finished his words, the void in front of him suddenly rippled and twisted, spinning like a spiral of the abyss, and finally spit out a card with a black and yellow abyss spiral on the back.

[Obtain special monster card/spell card [Unlimited Maodama]

Effect: Consuming one hair can summon a Mao Yu with 1% of the summoner's normal attributes, 5% chance of summoning an enhanced Mao Yu with 3% of the summoner's normal attributes, 0.67% chance of summoning a super Mao Yu with 5% of the summoner's normal attributes and a random special ability of the summoner. There is no upper limit to the number of summons.

“Although this thing has no upper limit for summoning, the hair consumed by summoning the hair jade can only grow naturally and cannot be quickly restored through fate or potions, so if you don’t want to become bald, you’d better be careful.

Also, I know you want to say that this is very similar to the monkey's skill, but...Aha, if you steal again, I will punish you!"

——by Aha】

“Mao Yu… this thing really makes me miss it.

And this 0.67% probability is too much like déjà vu."

Lin En pulled out a hair and activated the skill. The hair turned into a ball of fur with a diameter of about 10 cm, with no eyes or mouth. The furry little guy rolled from Lin En's palm to the table, looking really cute.

This is Mao Yu, but what makes Lin En feel a little regretful is that his European Emperor bloodline was not triggered this time, and he only summoned an ordinary Mao Yu.

Ordinary Mao Yu has only 1% of Lin En's normal attributes. This total attribute seems to refer more to pure physical strength. Lin En's total attributes are not that strong in his daily state when he does not turn on dusk and does not actively activate various destiny force buffs. Otherwise, it would be a hassle for him to control his walking without cracking the ground. 1% of the total attributes is probably not much stronger than a big goose, but it is still easy to defeat a otaku.

"No, let's draw a few more times. Even if the probability is 0.67%, 180 draws should be enough to guarantee the bottom line!"

There are less than two hundred hairs on my head, what’s there to be afraid of? Beat him up!

Three minutes later.

"Oh, sorry, sorry, I was delayed on the way."

A female executive of the company named Topa pushed open the door and walked into the box in a hurry. Topa, who had already known from the Penguin boss that Lin En had arrived early, spoke with an apologetic tone.

Arriving later than the client was a big mistake for her.

Then as soon as he opened the door, Topa was shocked by the scene in front of him. After being stunned for a long time, he couldn't help but complain with a twitching mouth.

"What are you doing?"

"As you can see, I have been crowned the King of Maoyu."

Lin En, who said this, was leaning on a luxurious chair in the bar. With one hand, he hid half of his face in the shadow cast by the chair back. He really looked like a devil villain.

Of course, the premise is to ignore the strange fur balls lying on his head, on his legs, and crowded around his feet.

Most of these furry little creatures are pure white, and there are about 200 of them. Most of them are between 5-15cm in diameter, but there are also some giant fur balls with a diameter of 20cm and colorful colors, such as the big red fur ball lying on Lin En's head. This kind of large fur ball even has very two-dimensional big eyes and a small mouth, which makes it look even more cute.

"What a cute little thing!!!"

Topa, who loved cute little animals, suddenly had his eyes light up. He reached out to grab the cute and soft ball of fur that rolled to his feet. As a result, the soft hairs on the fur ball immediately stood up, and more than a dozen hairs shot towards Topa like steel needles.

It’s a pity that it doesn’t penetrate the defense at all.

The defensive stand that Topal wore around his waist easily blocked the attacks of the fluff, and after being blocked, the fluff became soft and fell to the ground.

"Guru Guru~"

Seeing that the opponent was a master, the little Mao Yu retreated like a weak magnetic field fish, and wanted to roll back to Lin En's feet.

"Humph, you want to escape~"

Unfortunately, Topa had already grabbed the jade in his hand and was rubbing it to his heart's content, enjoying the soft touch of the jade while laughing like Niangniang Shiji.

"Hey, you're just a little fur ball, you still want to run away? You can't~"

Realizing that their companions were easily knocked down and captured by the evil woman Topa, the Mao Yu surrounding Lin En's feet suddenly wanted to fire a volley of fluff at Topa with a common hatred. The red Mao Yu lying on top of Lin En's head also made an angry expression (‵□′), and the fiery red fluff even really started to burn.

This has only a 0.67% chance of being summoned, and can usually only be used as a guaranteed summon. The combat effectiveness of a super-hairy ball should not be underestimated. Just the hairy ball on Lin En's head can probably kill three or four ordinary virtual soldiers alone.

"I suggest you put that little guy down first, otherwise these Mao Yu will go crazy."

"She's so cute, but she's so aggressive?"

Seeing the group of fur balls at Lin En's feet, which were in a state of tension, even though Topa was reluctant to leave, she had to temporarily put down the fur ball in her hand that was trembling because of her rubbing.

Zhang Zhang was also quite interested in these strange creatures. He lowered his head and used his little nose to feed a few Mao Yu rolling around. However, the Mao Yu had no hostility towards Zhang Zhang and allowed this dimensional piggy bank to integrate into their team.

"So what kind of creature is this? It's such a pity that I've never heard of such a cute creature! Lin En, can you give me two?"

Even after letting go of Mao Yu, Topa's eyes were still fixed on these cute little animals.

Lin En held the fiery red fur on his head in his arms, stroking the latter's soft and burning hair while speaking in a deep voice:

"Yelina, I know you've made a fortune in the company, your job rating has risen rapidly, and you're living a good life. You have the company and money to protect you, and you don't need a friend like me. But... now you say to me, 'Lin En, can you give me two Mao Yu?'

But you have no respect for me at all, you don't treat me as a friend, it was you who invited me, but not only did you come later than me, but you even ignored me when we met, and only had your own preferences in mind...

What have I done to deserve your disrespect?"

Mao Yu is a small monster in the Touhou Project. Unfortunately, I can't post pictures now.

233. Let Topa cosplay Fu Hua/Lin En: Eat meal replacement~4k (ask for monthly ticket)

"Yelina, what did I do to make you disrespect me so much?"

Lin En leaned on the back of the chair, stroking the Mao Yu in his arms. His movements seemed gentle, but it made his voice more profound, which made Topa, who was still immersed in the beautiful atmosphere created by the cute Mao Yu, suddenly sober up.

Oh no, it seems that there are some misunderstandings in my understanding of Lynn.

Topa was able to be promoted from an ordinary employee of humble origin to P45 level in just half an Amber Age, and even became one of the famous "Ten Stone Hearts". He not only has strong working ability, but also has a very high interpersonal intelligence.

Although she didn't have much direct contact with Lin En, from the few short meetings and some of the fun stories about couples that Ester occasionally shared with her, Topa thought that Lin En was a very casual person, even frivolous to some extent. So when interacting with Lin En, she naturally would not put on a stern face and act as serious as if she was doing work.

You should speak the same words as the people you are with. Otherwise, Topa would not really let his personal preferences affect his work.

But looking at Lin En's serious expression now, it seemed that I took it for granted and accidentally made the other person angry.

"I'm sorry, I lost my composure earlier."

Without hesitation, Topa chose to apologize to Lynn.

Although Lin En instinctively wanted to say "It's common sense to show your face when apologizing", considering that this might ruin the image he had worked so hard to put on, he could only hold it back for the time being and continued to stroke the fire elemental fur jade in his arms and said:

“Don’t be so serious, you’re Estelle’s friend, so I won’t be really mad at you.

Tell me what you came to see me about."

"Ok."

Thinking of Lin En as the Guardian of the Order and the human form of the Amber King, even though she knew that the other party might be younger than her, she still felt a sense of oppression and tension as if she was facing Diamond and even Taravan Keen.

Sitting in front of Lin En with a bit of restraint, Topa couldn't help but look at the cute fur balls rolling around at his feet, and said in a proper manner:

"My boss, Mr. Diamond, the head of the Strategic Investment Department, asked me to invite you to become a P46 honorary member of our department on his behalf.

You don't need to take on any responsibilities or work. The only thing you need to do is to reject the invitation from the Market Development Department. Our department can also use this opportunity to further communicate and cooperate with Xianzhou... Different from the aggressive expansion of the Market Development Department, this is our gentle investment cooperation."

That's really the case.

After hearing what Topa said, Lin En felt a headache.

When he summoned the Amber King, he thought that the Amber King would come as an incarnation, but in the end, the god descended directly to Dusk. Although this brought him many benefits, he also realized at that moment that he would be dragged into the troubles within the company because of this incident.

He had contacted Jing Yuan and Fu Xuan for this matter in advance, but Jing Yuan said, "Handle it yourself. Just remember that there is a powerful Xianzhou Alliance behind you" and hung up the phone. Fu Xuan was just like a lynx spirit, full of riddles. Anyway, the general sentence was "Enbao, fly without worry, if something goes wrong, Xianzhou will carry you."

Although Lin En was touched by the trust of the two elders (?), he didn't want to think about issues of this level if possible. He was obviously just a child!

Of course, no matter how much people complain, the responsibility has really fallen on their shoulders. There is no way that Lin En would really start the show. He had made various plans and preparations before coming to Pier Point.

It was reasonable that the first person to contact him was Diamond. After all, Diamond was the genuine Protector of the Order and had a natural relationship with Toppa, so he would naturally try to win over his junior first.

["Diamond", [Protection] Envoy, Director of the Strategic Investment Department, also a candidate for the Board of Directors, subordinate to the Envoy Group "Non-Performing Asset Liquidation Experts", potential harm to the Alliance [Low]

[Osvaldo], Head of the Market Development Department, candidate for the Board of Directors, relatively inexperienced, a fanatic who protects his beliefs, a typical expansionist, a potential threat to the Alliance [High]]

The volumes that he had flipped through in the Shen Ce Mansion in the past emerged in his mind. The internal structure of the Interstellar Peace Company was not a monolithic entity. The Strategic Investment Department had always had considerable conflicts with the Market Development Department.

Recently, this contradiction has turned into a more concrete event - the new board member will be chosen from Diamond and Osvaldo. Whoever becomes a board member will be able to leap to the P48 level, which is the highest peak of power that the Interstellar Peace Company can theoretically achieve.

As for the two levels above, it can be said that they were purely symbolic from the very beginning.

p49 There are two of them, Dongfang Qixing and Louis Fleming. Both of them are the founders and life-long directors of the Interstellar Peace Company. However, they have not appeared in public for a long time, so much so that they are regarded as a distant historical legend.

As for the only one at level P50, he is of course the supreme chairman of the Interstellar Peace Company, Amber King Clipper!

Although this god of earth and wood, whose mind is only occupied with building walls, is not interested in this at all.

Whether from his own perspective or considering the relationship between Xianzhou and the company, Lin En knew that there was no need for him to refuse.

But Topa regarded Lin's thoughts as hesitation, and then threw out the chips given by Diamond:

"The boss said that as long as you accept our invitation, after he successfully runs for the new board of directors, you will also become an honorary P47-level company member. This is also an opportunity and sincerity for our company to further cooperate with Xianzhou."

p47...You really dare to give it.

Lynn found himself once again underestimating the symbolic significance of the Amber King to the Interstellar Peace Corporation.

Although he knew that his so-called honorary member was probably just a figurehead and he would never be invited to join any substantive interest group, the P47 level alone was enough to scare people... After all, this was already the level of a department manager, and Fang Xianzhou was more or less equivalent to one of the Six Imperial Guards.

"I agree, but I have one more request."

"Please tell me. I need to consult with my leader before I can give you a definite answer."

Topa was actually somewhat unhappy when he heard that Lin En actually had a request.

I worked very hard for half of the Amber Age and only reached P45, breaking the record for fastest promotion in history. However, Lin En could become P46 with just a nod of his head, and there was a good chance that he could even become a P47 boss.

Woohoo, who among the family members understands? Whenever Topa thinks of this, she shivers all over in the hottest weather, and her hands and feet are cold. Can they, the workers, ever get better? Didn’t they agree that as long as...

"It's not a big deal, and there's no need to ask for anything. It's just a matter between you and me. I just need your opinion."

Lin En's words startled Topa, and his mind began to wander.

As long as I agree?

Oh no, my previous wild guess could be correct. Lin En is serious about this and really wants to capture me and make me Esther's maid?

"Can you please..."

"I'm sorry, I can't do that!"

For some reason, Topa felt that her mind was particularly active and even sensitive today. Logically speaking, after so many years of working in the workplace, it was impossible for her to have such obvious emotional fluctuations, but she just couldn't control it. She had the illusion of taking off all the disguises and returning to the days of her youth.

Lin En was also stunned by the way Topa suddenly crossed his arms to make an X shape and started shaking his head to refuse.

He hadn't even finished speaking when he was rejected by the other party. Should he just talk to the girl and get a nice guy card?

"Be normal, I won't eat you."

After trying to comfort Topa, Lin En coughed twice to clear his throat, and then spoke affectionately in a low and nostalgic voice:

"If you can, Topa, can you pretend to be my mother?"

Topa: "(O_o)??"

Although he didn't want to capture her as a maid, Lin En's request was even more strange! How could a man suddenly ask a woman of the same age to be his mother?

It means that Lin En can't hear Topa's inner voice now, otherwise he would have to explain to Topa that nowadays, otakus not only call women of the same age "mom", but there are also many who call primary school students and little girls "mom"!

Isn't that right, Colonel Char?

Under Topa's suspicious gaze, as if wondering if it was him or him who had the problem, Lin En skillfully began to play the victim:

"Yelina, you don't know that I was born an orphan. Although I have an adoptive mother who loves me very much, I haven't seen her for more than ten years due to work and various other reasons. So I am particularly lacking in maternal love. I hope that you, with your broad mind, can play the role of my mother and give me the maternal love that I lack..."