I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

At this moment, fantasy is gradually becoming reality. Lin En feels that he has turned into the little halfling on the screen, hoping to steal the real treasure from the dragon - whether it is the magic ring that can rule the entire continent, or the famous blue scale breastplate, or the dragon-slaying sword that can be given away by clicking...

[Option 1: Holy Light, that evil is worth fighting! For the sake of faith, shout the name of Holy Light and charge fearlessly at the evil dragon! ...Reward: Sword of Quel'Serrar]

[Option 40: We need to regroup our troops! The dragon is too powerful. A 40-man raid is not something that can be challenged by one person. Go back and gather 15 dragon slayers to challenge the dragon again... Reward: Flee at the sight of the enemy (Movement speed increases by % when facing away from the enemy)]

[Option 3: DM, I want to pass [Stealth]! Continue to sneak up on the dragon and try to steal the real treasure from his minions... Reward: Stealth +]

"Aha, give me a [stealth]!"

【1d20=11+3＞12.

Stealth successful

"Yes!"

Half squatting on the ground, Lin En held his breath nervously and approached the terrifying dragon step by step.

The evil dragon still had its eyes closed, but it flapped its wings slowly in its deep sleep. The strong wind it brought made Lin En take two steps back, as if it was the final warning from the evil dragon that looked down on the world to this little thief.

The ferocious body of the evil dragon was already within reach, and Lin En knew that he had no chance to hesitate. Slaying the dragon was too far away, but it was still possible to steal a rare treasure from its scales and claws!

Aunt is big!

Lin En took advantage of the gap when the evil dragon moved and reached out for the treasure that was glowing red.

Lin En understood that once the evil dragon woke up in anger, it would circle high in the sky, shouting "I am the Cataclysm!", and transform into the wings of death that were unavoidable and unstoppable, covering everything with darkness and death.

Unfortunately, when Lin En exerted force to pull the treasure out from under the dragon, the shadow of the evil dragon disappeared in an instant, and a small logistics robot bird also fell from the tall express box.

"Hey hey!"

This is the exclamation of the clever bird.

"Oh shit!"

This is Lynn's exclamation.

The fantasy gradually faded away, and reality reappeared. Lynn looked at the mechanical bird that fell to the ground in amazement, feeling as if he had experienced a grand dream.

"Aha, you did it?"

【What do you think? 】

"What will happen if the dream just now continues?"

【Oh, my friend, why do you take the truth so seriously? 】

The orange mask laughed.

[What difference does it make between you and me to defeat a dragon with difficulty or to crush a clever bird with ease?

It's all just a game. 】

......

Originally, this chapter was going to be deleted because the jokes used might be too old, and they are all old things that have been abandoned by the times. But after all, I'll just release it since I've written it.

Chapter 38: Bole Calls a Good Horse

After communicating with Ziqiao and accepting a mission to find a mechanical bird, Lin En spent a lot of effort and finally snatched his missing express delivery back from a mechanical bird that looked like a dragon.

"Tsk tsk, let me see what gift this rich little woman Estelle gave me?"

Rubbing his hands excitedly, Lynn couldn't wait to open the rather heavy express box.

Amid the pleasant sound of the machine running, the express boxes separated and unfolded little by little, and the bright amber light bloomed out, dazzling and brilliant.

An amber crystal stone the size of a human head is lying quietly in the express box. There seems to be starlight flowing in it, but it also seems like condensed sub-crystals, with an eternal grandeur and majestic texture.

"What is this?"

Lin En took out his phone, took a picture, and @ed the pink little rich lady.

[Lin En: Found it. What is this thing? Did you knock a piece off the Amber King?

Ester: No! And you can't say such words that offend the Amber King.

Lynn: Sorry, I'll do it next time.

Ester: Emmm, when we met last time, weren't you interested in the amber crystal in my instrument? I spent some time to find someone to buy this amber.

Although the quality is a bit poor, it is also an antique left over from the Twilight War. It is said to be a fragment of the amber wall left over from the battle between the Amber King and [Greed].

Lin En:!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

Ester: Hehe, I said it was a big gift. I overdrew my pocket money for two months to buy this piece of amber.

Lynn: ...

I have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met a wise master! I have no way to repay such a great gift, but I hope to be at your service and serve you like a dog and a horse!

Esta: Haha, not really, it's just a small gift between friends~

If you really feel bad, just lend me the doll of Ms. Black Tower for a few days when you come to this space.

Lynn: No problem, Ester, if you really want it, I’ll send it to you right away!

Ester: There's no need. Wait until you finish your work.

Lin En: By the way, what is the use of this amber? Can it also put up a shield, or can I eat it to protect my destiny and ascend to heaven on the spot?

Estelle: ...Huh? Wait a minute, let me see what the seller says...

......

Having asked the question, it seems that this piece of amber is, probably, as if it is a collectible?

Why don't you try putting it in the living room, maybe it will look nice with some light?

Lynn: I’ll try...】

Looking at this amber crystal that was worth two months' pocket money for Esther, Lin En fell into a brief silence.

Although it is not clear how much pocket money Estelle gets in a month, it should be an astronomical figure. If rounded off, this piece of amber is worth two astronomical figures, which is unimaginable anyway.

Spending so much money to buy a collectible, I can only say that a rich woman is a rich woman.

"Aha, help me identify the use of this amber."

Lin En decided to give his boss a try.

Ahaha appeared.

Ahaha used identification.

Aha gave the answer.

【Props: Dusk Amber

Effect: Very hard, very good looking... maybe you can consider using it as a brick in a fight? 】

"If you don't want to help, just say so..."

With a helpless sigh, Lin En stuffed the Dusk Amber into his personal space, ready to stroll around Changletian and enjoy the beautiful night market scenery of Xianzhou Luofu.

However, today, Lin En unexpectedly met an old acquaintance in Sanyu Bookstore.

The expressionless young man leaned against the bookstore, flipping through the book in his hand, quiet and contented, completely independent of the noisy night market.

"Bole, you actually come to read books?"

Lin En leaned over and patted his colleague on the shoulder, and the latter slowly turned his head and looked at him:

"The insights gained from communicating with books are better than 99% of interpersonal communication. I recommend that you read more books in your daily life."

"Yes, yes, you are really nagging~"

Perhaps it was a side effect of the Wanshou Wuqing Pill, but Bole always spoke quite bluntly. However, his blunt words also showed that he was truly doing good for others, and Lin En had long been accustomed to him like this.

"Show me what classic you are reading so I can study it when I have time."

Before Bole could speak, Lin En took the book from Bole's hand and fell silent after looking at the cover of "Shine! The Magic of Friendship of Utaha!"

Lin En looked up at Bole, who still had no expression on his face, then lowered his head and turned the pages of the book with trembling hands. What caught his eyes was an illustration of a spirited horse, with its Q-version horse girl form next to it.

"Haha, I didn't expect you would like this."

"Any questions?"

Bole took his scroll back from Lin En, pointed at the illustration and said calmly:

"Look at the graceful muscle lines and flying mane, which one is not filled with the beauty of vibrant life? I really appreciate these beautiful and noble creatures."

"I can see..."

Everyone has their own hobbies. Lin En was just surprised that this usually silent colleague was actually an Hermès fan, and seemed to be quite obsessed with it.

"Trainer, wait for me!"

A lively girl's voice sounded on the street. Lin En and Bole turned their heads and saw a girl with a ponytail swinging her ponytail and jogging after another young man. It was unknown which planet this barbarian came from.

Seeing this, Lin En could only sigh at the diversity of creatures in the universe and the inclusiveness of the fairy boat. Just when he started talking about horse girls, a real horse girl ran past on the street.

But Bole's breathing suddenly became rapid. He covered his chest as if he was enduring something. With trembling hands, he took out a small medicine bottle, poured out two pills, raised his head and swallowed them. Only then did he barely return to normal.

Bole watched the horse girl disappear from his sight with a burning gaze, and then nodded gently and explained to Lin En:

"See? Those tight calf muscles, what a good horse... She has a very good trainer."

Lin En didn't understand, but was shocked. At the same time, options emerged at an unexpected time.

[Option 30: Medicine is % poisonous, so I only take %. Grab the pill from Bole and take %... Reward: If you don't die, your drug resistance will increase by %]

[Option 2: Everyone who sees it gets a share. What are you eating? Give me a bite? Ask Bole for a pill to try... Reward: Tip Card [Steal]]

[Option 3: Watch out! This is how to use a stand-in! Use the golden spirit passed down from generation to generation to steal a pill from Bole with a stand-in... Reward: Mysterious Gift]

Although he didn't understand why Ah Ha was suddenly crazy, Lin En couldn't resist the temptation of the mysterious gift. Without saying a word, he summoned the Killer Queen whose trial time was about to end and secretly stole a pill from Bole's small medicine bottle.

I have to say, a stand-in is very useful for sneaking around. Even with Bole's strength, he couldn't even detect the Killer Queen's little moves.

Precision B, boy!

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Based on readers’ feedback, the original 38 chapters were deleted. The general content was about the gun being returned from the mechanical bird to the courier box.

Chapter 39 Silver Wolf? Golden Wolf!

"It's my turn again, draw a card!"

Every time people press the card drawing button, what they are seeking may not just be a simple reward, but also a beautiful expectation and belief in hope, as well as a desire to be admired by others.

In short, everyone wants to prove that they are not a loser, and wants to get ten consecutive double yellows and then show off in the group to be envied and hated by the group members.

A group of seals come to the group from time to time to show off their cards.

There are quite few random AI creation lotteries with limited targets, which makes Lin En quite curious about what kind of tricks Ah Ha can give him.

Yak? Prometheus? Or is it just a crazy move to bring out the Emperor?

A dazzling light lit up in the room. Lin En widened his eyes, expecting a beautiful mechanical girl with gray hair, red eyes and a ponytail to appear in front of him. But until the particle light like a data stream dissipated, the room was still empty.

"Hiss, what's going on? Where are the people?"

Lynn looked around the room, trying to find the artificial intelligence creature he had summoned, but found nothing.

But at this moment, he suddenly felt as if his trouser legs were pulled twice from behind. When he turned around, he was stunned.

"I rely on!"

"I rely on!"

The one who repeated Lin En's voice was a two-headed doll that was no more than fifty centimeters tall. She was wearing a blue and white jacket, a silver-white single spiral ponytail tied up high with a bow, and a pair of neon glasses on her head.

This strange two-headed puppet was now standing behind Lin En, looking at him with its huge cartoon-like eyes.

"Fuck, Silver Wolf!"

Lin En squatted down, grabbed the back collar of the doll and lifted her up, looking at the small two-headed doll with surprise.

"Let me go, let me go!"

The doll struggled and screamed hard in Lin En's hands, but with her small arms and legs, she couldn't even touch her head even if she straightened her arms, let alone resist Lin En.

Unable to struggle, the doll clenched its two small hands together, and the neon color data code instantly turned into a submachine gun in her hands, and then she raised it and pointed it at Lin En and shouted: