I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

Qingque, how do you know? No, go find Tingyun! We agreed on this later!

Qingque: Huh? Master Taibu, what are you talking about?

I just want to ask you for a pregnancy preparation leave. If you don't mind, please approve my subsequent formal pregnancy leave, breastfeeding leave, and parenting leave, a total of 97 years. If you think the time is too long, I will give you a % discount. You can also approve me a -year leave!

Fu Xuan:......

Qingque: Master Taibu, please say something. ??????

If it really isn't possible... then I can barely accept sixty years.

Fu Xuan:......

Qingque: What about those 50 years? ??????

Fu Xuan:......

Qingque: No, Master Taibu, please say something. I’m scared. Please say something! ??????

Fu Xuan: Qingque! Where have you been slacking off again? Why didn’t I find you in the library? It’s still working hours now!

Qingque: What, Master Taibu, what are you talking about? My phone is out of battery, and the signal here is not good. What's the matter... Beep, beep, the number you dialed is turned off. 】

It seems that the bright future that Qingque envisioned has once again turned into a bubble.

Not only did he fail to get a long paid vacation, but Fu Xuan also discovered that he had left early and was slacking off. This really fits the ending of Amazing Wisdom and The King of Ideas - the classic Green Bird's ingenious plan to bring peace to the world, but he also lost his wife and his soldiers.

Similar typical examples include the amazingly intelligent Blue Dream, the King of Debate, the King of Ideas and the long-term vegetarian lady.

"What are you laughing at?"

Qingque put down his phone and in order to hide his failure, he stood with his hands on his hips and glared at Lin En.

The latter quickly forced himself to hold back his smile, "I'm not laughing."

"You've been laughing at me, but I haven't heard you."

"Xiao Que'er, we in the Ten Kings Division have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, we won't laugh!"

Lin Enqiang tried to explain seriously, but when he saw Qingque's face, which was as puffy as Teacher Puff's, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

“Unless I can’t help it, hahaha.”

"dare you laugh!"

Amid Lin En's laughter, Qingque, feeling both embarrassed and annoyed, pounced towards Lin En viciously and hit Lin En's chest with a rocket headbutt.

It's a pity that Xiao Que'er's attack power really needs to be improved. Not only did a headbutt fail to break Lin En's defense, but Lin En took the opportunity to lock her slender waist and picked up the little Qing Que.

"let me go!"

Xiao Queer activated her skill to struggle.

Struggling is useless!

"What do you want to do?"

Qingque, who was held in Lin En's arms, turned his head away awkwardly and did not look at Lin En.

The latter didn't care much about it, but picked up Qingque and walked towards the bedroom.

"What else can I do? Don't you want to take maternity leave?"

As Qingque's face flushed red, Lin En leaned over and whispered in her ear:

"Although Fu Xuan disagrees verbally, we can just act first and ask for permission later!"

"Hey?"

Now it was Qingque's turn to be dumbfounded.

Although she did think about taking maternity leave,...

"No buts!"

Returning to his loyal bedroom and the battlefield where he had first fought, Lin En was also full of fighting spirit, which made Qingque, who noticed something strange, give him a glare with anger.

"What a perverted pervert!"

Lin En took Qingque's words as a compliment to himself, staring at the latter's red face and said seriously:

"I'm not some random pervert. I'm only like this when it's you~"

"I don't believe it. You and other women must have said the same thing!"

Xiao Queer said angrily, not intending to believe Lin En's nonsense at all.

“Not this time.”

Lin En said seriously, "I really only do this to you, my most adorable little bird."

"Really?"

"real!

If you can't, then let me prove it to you with my actual actions!"

"How can I prove this..."

Just as Qingque turned his head away and muttered quietly, Lin En had already approached...

"Oh, you really have such a sincere heart..."

The soft little hands of the bluebird....

Qingque raised his eyes slightly and looked at Lin En thoughtfully, and asked softly:

"Lynn, how much do you love me?"

It was a rare opportunity to see Qingque, who was always indifferent, actually ask such a question. Lin En couldn't help but lean over to close the distance between them again and gave an answer:

"About 300 grams."

The bluebird smiled and said:

"That's so cliché, I know. Three hundred grams represents the weight of the heart."

Lin En also laughed. Qingque was such a little fool. She didn't know...

I have to say, Qingque is really small. Ester was called "the pink, small and cute webmaster" by Sanyueqi, but Qingque's figure is even smaller than Ester. No wonder the front desk clerk called Dihengsi directly to report when Lin En and Qingque were on a mission together and stayed in a hotel.

Big ones are good, and small ones are cute too.

For a small bird like the bluebird, Lin En can...

.Interval

But unfortunately, Xiao Que'er's endurance is not that high. Even with Lin En's abundance buff to help her replenish sugar and energy, she can't hold on for long.

.....Interval

........

At the same time, while Lin En was working hard to help Qingque fulfill her ambition of a long paid vacation, his sworn brother, whom he had just acknowledged not long ago, also slowly woke up from his coma.

"Ouch, my head hurts."

Covering his dizzy and confused forehead, Ren struggled to get up from the ground, only to find that he had left the deep and dark prison and came to the outside world.

A purple-haired beauty wearing a gorgeous dark purple coat sat on the sofa nearby. She loaded and unloaded the gun in her hand at a dazzling speed while whispering:

"Aren, you are late. This is not your style. What happened to you in the Prison?"

"Kafka, has the script started?"

Blade barely raised his head to look at Kafka, then covered his forehead and recalled what happened before he lost consciousness:

"I remember that I was imprisoned in the Prison according to the script, and I successfully got it out according to the plan, but I encountered unexpected events that were not in the script and was captured twice, and then... and then..."

Under Kafka's slightly curious gaze, Ren suddenly opened his eyes wide, murderous intent surged in his bloodshot pupils, and the blood in his body surged. It was as if the whole person had fallen into madness in an instant and roared:

“Lynn! Damn it, I’m going to kill him!

How dare you, how dare you! "

"Wait, A Ren, calm down!"

Seeing that Blade was about to be ejaculated on the spot for no apparent reason, Kafka quickly activated her own Word Spirit.

"Listen to me, A Ren, calm down and don't forget our script!"

"Calm down, ho ho, calm down!"

With the help of Kafka's words and his own strong willpower, Blade finally managed to break free from the brink of falling into the devil's body.

He sat in front of Kafka, panting heavily. After a while, he raised his head and looked at Kafka, saying in a deep voice:

"He, is wrong. Why is he not in Elio's script?"

“I’m not sure, but Elio’s script couldn’t be wrong. He should have selectively concealed the part about Lin En.

I think Elio must have a reason for doing this."

Kafka shrugged and answered casually.

255. Elio, you're just a singer! / Lin En: Brother, I want to defeat you 4k

“It’s right here.”

Xing stared at the mechanical bird leading the way in front of him with a confused look on his face.

After leaving the Prison and having seven rounds with Walter and March, Xing found that they had no idea how to capture Kafka. Their final choice was to eat and sleep, and then ask Lin En, the local boss, for help the next day.

No, how can you ask for help? Protecting the Immortal Boat is everyone's responsibility, and this is clearly what Lin En should do!

Therefore, Xing got up early today, which was a rare occasion. She downloaded a crappy map on her mobile phone and followed this navigation robot bird used by foreigners all the way. However, she didn't expect that Lin En's home was much more remote than she had imagined.

She originally thought that someone of Lin En's status and position should have built a villa directly opposite the Shen Ce Mansion, but now it seems that the villa is almost 18 rings outside the Shen Ce Mansion.

“Bad map, professional navigation!

Sir, this way!

Taijun, こちらへどうぞ!

General, please take this path!"

I don’t know if it was the employee’s mistake, or if this skillful bird had also joined the team of awakened artificial intelligence and downloaded too many messy things into its brain, so that it had to speak lines in several languages ​​just to lead the way.

However, Xing didn't care too much about it. After all, Lin En was so weird, so it was natural that Xianzhou's skills were so strange.

Although there were indeed many flaws, this skillful bird did bring Xing to his destination.

Lin En's home is a not-so-small two-story house with an equally not-so-small yard.

Looking over the low white fence, Xing saw someone watering some strange-looking plants in the garden.

For example, there are giant carnivorous plants that are two or three meters tall, watermelon pitchers that are loaded with watermelons like catapults, and a row of wobbly pea shooters with human faces and long mouths like gun barrels, which make people have bold ideas. They look weird no matter how you look at them.

Of course, the weirdest thing was Lin En, who was watering outside without any clothes on and only had a bath towel wrapped around her waist.

"Are you a pervert? Can you put some clothes on?"

Xing couldn't help but complain. Lin En, who was watering his own plants, turned around and frowned when he heard Xing's voice.

"What are you talking about? Aren't you spying on me?"

"What? It's obviously you who is shameless enough to dress like this!"

Hearing this, Lin En still did not feel the slightest bit embarrassed. Instead, he put his hands on his waist, straightened his chest, and refuted righteously:

“This is my yard!

Don't mention that I'm still wrapped in a towel. Even if I take off all my clothes, you can't say anything to me!"

As she spoke, Lin En really put her hand on the side of the bath towel. If Da Youxing dared to say another word, she would explode with her to give a little shock to the "child's arm" of the little fairy boat man.

"..."

After hearing Lin En's shameless remarks, even Xing, who inherited his good qualities, felt speechless. He opened his mouth but couldn't say anything in the end.

"So what are you doing here? You're not here just to peek at your father's perfect body, are you?"

After slapping away the mutant big-mouthed flower that came over to beg for food, Lin En made a gesture to Xing, indicating that he should go into the room before talking. Seeing this, Xing hurriedly followed.

"Yes, only black tea is ok?"

Lin En pushed a cup of black tea brewed by Qingque in front of Xing. Noticing the latter's speechless expression after discovering that the tea had already cooled down, he added perfunctorily,