I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

Damn, I forgot to change my redemption code and now it has expired. I lost three hundred star domes.

A paramecium appeared in the second half of the Huangquan animation short. It was Qiyatang. Yay!!!

During morning reading, there was a girl in my class who was fiddling with something and showing off. I thought she had a cell phone, but when I went over to her, she was so scared that she put it away on the spot with a loud noise, which further confirmed my thoughts. But in the end, what I took from her turned out to be a Walnut figurine?

It's a pretty good Hu Tao figurine. Sensei, I'll take it away for now. I'll give it back to you when I've had enough fun with it?(???)?

There are too many people in the class playing Genshin Impact. There are 42 people in total, and thirteen of them have Genshin Impact peripherals. It's outrageous.

311. Lin En's Underpants Edict/Qingque: Xiao Xuanzi, why don't you serve tea to this Crown Princess! 4k

"What, what was exposed?"

Su Chang blinked her big, clever eyes in confusion, not quite understanding why Gui Naifen was so anxious.

"The affair between Lin En and Fu Xuan has been exposed!"

Gui Naifen grabbed Su Shang's shoulders and shook her vigorously, turning her not-so-smart brain into a mess. She rolled her eyes pitifully:

“What happened between Lin En and Master Fu Xuan?

Oh oh oh, I remember it!"

Hearing Su Chang say this, Gui Naifen finally breathed a sigh of relief, but Su Chang's next words instantly made her face fall.

"Their office romance has finally been exposed?"

Gui Naifen's face fell, and she almost said "MDZZ"

"What the hell, office romance?"

Seeing Gui Naifen's surprised expression, Su Shang tilted her head in confusion.

"Ah, don't you know? Lady Fu Xuan has been using her position to secretly take advantage of Lin En. She even did something particularly bad, committing a crime in front of Lin En's girlfriend Qing Que. This matter caused a big fuss, but it was all suppressed by Lady Fu Xuan with her power."

Gui Naifen: “Ah?”

Tamamo didn't tell her that there was this information behind it.

Forget it. She would be a fool to really believe what Sister Tamamo said. The older generation of bar entertainers are still awesome!

This is the confidence and composure of the older generation of pub goers!

"Where did you hear these rumors?"

Gui Naifen couldn't help but pinch Su Shang's delicate face and pulled it to both sides, making Su Shang's voice become a little unclear and she sobbed:

“Woo woo woo, Miss Tingyun told me this, and she told me not to talk nonsense, so it must be true!

Although I also feel that Master Fu Xuan’s small stature doesn’t look like someone who can take advantage of Lin En…”

"Don't worry about these trivial things, I'm talking about important matters!"

After patting Su Chang's face, Gui Naifen put on a serious expression again.

"Shang Shang, have you forgotten what Lin En told us a few days ago?"

"He wants to support you?"

"No!"

How could this girl be so stupid? Is it really necessary for me to make things so troublesome?

Gui Naifen couldn't help but sigh in her heart, and then she said:

"Lin En secretly asked us to investigate the intelligence officers and expose Jing Yuan, the traitor of Xianzhou!

I just had a meeting with Lynn and got this—!”

As she spoke, Gui Naifen carefully pulled out a pair of grey men's underwear from her bosom. On it was a passage written in bright red ink:

"This is the underwear edict that Lin En gave me after he dragged me into the small dark room when I met him just now! According to his words and the information on it, his plan with Master Fu Xuan to overthrow the reactionary rule of the traitor Jing Yuan has been exposed. The reason why Lin En hasn't appeared for so long is because he was under house arrest by Jing Yuan!"

"What, this happened!"

Hearing this, even with Su Chang's smart brain, she understood the seriousness of the matter and leaned back in shock.

She hurriedly snatched Lin En's underwear edict from Gui Naifen and buried her head in reading it, but she read it for a long time and finally just scratched her head helplessly.

"Oh no, why is Lin En's writing so much harder to understand than Master Taibu's? I don't even recognize a few words...

Xiao Guizi, who among us is the fairy boat man? How come you can understand everything?"

"Don't worry about it! Anyway, the general meaning is that Luofu is now in danger of extinction. These are just external threats, and the real crisis is still hidden in the dark and no one knows about it!

Except us! "

Gui Naifen grabbed Su Chang's hand, who was still a little confused, and looked into her big eyes, which were so clear and pure that they seemed to have not been polluted by any knowledge, with a solemn tone.

“Now we are the only ones who can expose Jing Yuan’s identity as a traitor!

This means that the survival of the entire Luofu depends on us, Shang Shang, it's our turn to take action!"

"..."

Gui Naifen's words caused Su Chang's brain to crash. Asking Su Chang to think about this kind of question was just like asking a computer with a 960 graphics card to run Ark: Survival Ascension at the highest resolution. The fact that it didn't smoke immediately was considered a good quality control.

What the hell? How come the entire Luofu’s future suddenly falls on my shoulders?

However, when the downed brain began to work again with difficulty, Su Chang grabbed Gui Naifen's hand without hesitation and nodded vigorously.

"Xiao Guizi, you are a foreigner, but you have done so much for the Immortal Boat. I, Su Shang, also know the meaning of "zhongyi" (meaning to like someone), so I will naturally sacrifice my name to accompany you!"

Tears welled up in the corners of her eyes and she walked towards her room with heavy steps.

"But before I set off, I have to leave a suicide note for my parents!"

Gui Naifen did not try to keep Su Chang, who was walking slowly and crying, but after making sure that she had really returned to the room to write her suicide note, she stood up, pushed the door and left.

With Su Chang's intelligence and ability to choose words and sentences, it would take her at least half a day to write this suicide note, which was more than enough time for her to deceive another girl.

"Hehe, little Lin En, how ridiculous~"

Humming softly, when Gui Naifen walked out of the room, she had already transformed into Su Chang, and quickly found "Gui Naifen" who was performing street art, and ran towards her anxiously while crying:

"Xiao Guizi, something terrible has happened~~~"

Lin En, who was under "house arrest" and wrote the "Underwear Edict", was now riding in a rented star raft to the Taibusi.

"Go to Taibusi and take Xuanye Avenue."

Didi hailing, fast and good!

The matter of Bai Lu can actually be said to have come to an end. Some dragon masters may be cunning and despicable, but they are definitely not fools.

Lin En's Sea-Splitting Sword was the most direct physical display. It was him showing his strength as Bai Lu's backer, which was enough to make most of the villains retreat.

As for those foolish guys who are played by the fire of ambition... Jingliu who secretly protects Bailu will tell them what it means to "Don't mess with my little princess, or I will punch your dog head off"!

He even pulled out the dragon's tendons!

The speed of the Star Raft was not slow. It was not yet the second half of the evening rush hour, and the traffic on Xuanye Avenue was smooth, so it didn't take Lin En long to arrive at Taibusi.

Unlike before, this time he did not go to the Dayan Qiongguan Formation to wait for the consultation, but went straight to Fu Xuan's office.

"Hi, hi, here I come~"

Lin En pushed open the door and scared Qingque, who was sitting at the table secretly playing with a card tower. The card tower that he had built with great difficulty collapsed with a loud noise, which made the face of this expert in slacking off immediately fall.

"Who is it? You didn't even knock before coming in. Don't you know I'm busy with official business?"

Xiao Que'er shouted in dissatisfaction and raised her head to look at the door, wanting to see which rude guy dared to enter Taibu's office like this.

"Why, after only not seeing you for a few days, you are already so distant to me, little bird."

Lin En walked up to the bluebird that he had frightened with a smile. Just as he was about to continue teasing the cute little bird, he found that the latter's expression was a little strange.

She stopped, her face showing a mixture of joy and sadness; she moved her lips but made no sound. Finally, her attitude became respectful, and she called out clearly: "Prince!..."

Lynn seemed to shudder; he knew that there was a pathetically thick barrier between them... What the hell!

Isn't it just a pathetic thick barrier? Watch me smash it with one punch!

"What are you doing here all of a sudden?"

Lin En, who was almost laughing out of anger, couldn't help but pinch Qingque's little nose, while the latter quickly protected the tip of his nose, which was slightly red from being pinched, and pouted his lips in dissatisfaction.

"I am here to pay my respects to you, the prince~"

Even though Qingque felt a little jealous when she knew that Lin En had kept her in the dark for so long and had no idea of ​​his true identity, she didn't expect that her little "tsundere" would actually arouse Lin En's pity even more.

"Then I have to pay my respects to the Crown Princess as well!"

"Wow!"

Amid Qingque's screams, her petite body was already completely embraced by Lin En in his arms, their foreheads touching, their noses touching, and their eyes meeting.

"Crown Princess, I greet you~"

"How can you greet me like that?"

Qingque turned his head slightly away with a evasive look, but after a moment he couldn't help but smile, and pecked Lin En's lips lightly like a real little bird, and said with a giggle:

"Little Enzi, no need for the gift of gold~"

Lin En did not let go of Xiao Que'er, but just held her and sat down in her original position. He rubbed the girl's fair shoulders exposed by her sweater with his chin, and asked in a low voice:

"My Lord, I haven't seen you for a long time. Do you miss me?"

"Humph, I don't miss you~"

She snorted softly at first, and after sensing that Lin En's actions were caused by her sudden arrogance, Qingque continued with a smile:

"Did you think I would say that?

We have known each other for so long, and we have only been apart for a few days. What do I have to worry about? But I was really worried that you might be dead, because I would be a widow before I even get married. But Xiao Xuanzi said that you would definitely come back, so I have nothing to be afraid of now. "

The lifespan of the Xianzhou people is so long that Qingque feels that he has plenty of time to wait for Lin En to come back, and their future is still very long.

Life is so long, and if you feel sad and sentimental for a long time just because of a little thing, that would be terrible. I'm afraid you will die before you are 500 years old!

Lin En, who understood the hidden meaning of Qing Que's words, also noticed a bright spot in her words.

"Xiao Xuanzi? What the hell?

Isn't this Fu Xuan's office? Why are you sitting here now?"

"Hehehe, you just noticed it now?"

Qingque jumped down from Lin En's arms, put his hands on his waist and puffed out his almost nonexistent chest, and said proudly:

"I am the Crown Princess of Xianzhou. I have forced Xiao Xuanzi to step down. Now I am the Grand Astrologer of Luofu!"

Hearing this, Lin En just silently raised his newly bought mobile phone and said calmly:

"I have recorded what you just said, and I will send it to Fu Xuan right away!"

"Hey, stop it, stop it! I was just joking~"

Lin En was really about to send the audio. Qing Que changed his expression quickly and gave in in an instant. He took the initiative to stick to Lin En's arms, rubbed his cheek affectionately and told the truth.

“Well, actually, I was very unfortunate to be promoted to the assistant of Taibu-sama.

As for Lady Taibu, she is preparing something in her room, and has been busy for most of the day..."

"So you just sneakily fished while she was away, huh?"

Lin En pinched Qingque's little face and said righteously:

"You are so irresponsible. I must forcefully inject my professionalism into you!"

"No way, I have already completed the work that Master Taibu assigned to me, so what's wrong with me using the rest of the time as I please?"

Qingque still showed no remorse for her laziness as always. As for Lin En's suggestion to instill professionalism in her,

"They are still working. This is the office of Master Taibu, not the library where I used to stay and no one goes there. Please don't make trouble.

and..."

As if realizing something, Qingque, who was sitting on Lin En's lap and leaning on his arms, continued hesitantly:

"And I suggest you save your energy to deal with Master Taibu. I am more or less a fortune teller, and I have a feeling that Master Taibu is going to take action against you this time.

So when did you provoke her again? "

........