I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

"Shangshang, the misunderstanding is that General Jingyuan neither put Fu Xuan under house arrest nor did he attack Lin En. You have to know that Lin En is General Jingyuan's master's grandfather. According to Xianzhou's concept of once a master is a father for life, he is more or less a half-father. How could General Jingyuan be a rebellious son who killed his father?"

"What?"

This time it was Su Chang's turn to be dumbfounded.

Jing Yuan's expression was not much better. The more he talked about seniority, the more confusing it became. If Xing was really to explain it this way, would he still have to call Xing "sister"?

“What a farce.”

After thinking for a while, Jing Yuan waved his hand as if he was a little tired, and moved Lin En's jade sign.

"Let's call Lin En over and explain. Otherwise, these two girls won't listen to anything you say."

But a moment later, a quantum projection panel appeared beside him, and Lin En's slightly rough voice came out from it:

"Hey, I'm busy, making double puffs, what can I do for you?"

"Fuck, puffs, I love puffs the most!"

Xing's eyes lit up instantly and she shouted:

"Brother Lin, no, godfather, give me some when it's ready~"

"Eat, eat big bites!"

After a moment of silence, Lin En laughed:

"If you want to eat it so badly, come to my room tonight and I'll teach you how to make puffs~"

"Lin En, are you sure you want to hook up with other women in front of me?

Don't even think about getting into Greenbird's bed tonight!"

"Hey, hey, what does this have to do with me?"

Fu Xuan's roar and Qingque's wail followed closely, making the air in the Shen Ce Mansion suddenly quiet and somewhat awkward.

Jing Yuan then realized that the time he made the call seemed a little inappropriate, but Lin En was really a piece of shit. He had been hanging around with his master for a few days, and now he wanted to change people!

No, I must seek justice for my master!

It's time to write a new essay for Marshal Huaε=(o｀ω′)ノ

Gui Naifen and Su Chang also realized that something was wrong at this time, especially Su Chang who was outspoken (without thinking) and shouted out in surprise:

"Brother Lin En, and Master Fu Xuan, the two of you have indeed been locked up together by Jing Yuan. I will definitely find a way to rescue you!"

“Suchang?

You are talking about hammer, when did Jing Yuan put me and Fu Xuanguan together? "

Lin En's voice sounded somewhat doubtful. Su Chang's brain suddenly became confused when she heard it. Gui Naifen also spoke in surprise:

"Hey, aren't you under house arrest by the traitor Jing Yuan..."

"Fuck, how the hell did I forget about this!"

Hearing this, Lin En finally remembered that he had used this excuse to trick Gui Naifen and Su Shang into coming to shoot a short video with him. He never expected that this incident would backfire on him at this time.

So it was because I hadn't appeared in front of them for too long, causing them to think that I was imprisoned and poisoned by Jing Yuan?

"Wait a moment, I'll be there soon... No, where are my pants? Did you see where they are?"

"I think you can run over there naked. You, a pervert, will definitely feel happy about it anyway."

"That won't do. A bunch of women want to see my body without paying? Besides, what if I get targeted by a slutty 0? I don't want to take on midnight 0s every day!"

After a series of ding-dong sounds, Lin En hung up the phone.

At this time, Su Shang and Gui Naifen also began to waver, thinking that they might have made a mistake, but the underwear edict that Lin En gave them was not fake.

Just when Gui Naifen couldn't figure it out, she suddenly remembered that she had left the pinhole camera on. Originally, it was used to expose Jing Yuan, but if everything was a farce, wouldn't her big mistake be seen by everyone in the live broadcast room?

"It's over, it's over, Xiao Guizi, I really have to send it!"

This kind of false accusation involving a general during a live broadcast will not only result in the live broadcast room being permanently blocked, but you may also be permanently blocked and expelled from the country!

But when she hurriedly opened her live broadcast room to see the reaction of the barrage, she was surprised to find that there was only a black screen in her live broadcast room.

"The Shen Ce Mansion has an independent Yu Zhao network, which is not connected to the outside world."

General Shen Ce, who had his eyes slightly closed, realized what Gui Naifen was going to do when she took out her phone and opened the live broadcast room. He smiled and shook his head and explained:

"Otherwise, wouldn't it be possible for any spy to sneak in and steal information at will?

Therefore, the moment you entered the Shen Ce Mansion, your Yu Zhao network was forcibly replaced, and it is impossible to directly contact the outside world without the permission of the Ministry of Information. "

"Hey, is that so?"

Doesn't that mean that even if Jing Yuan really betrayed him, his and Shang Shang's "live broadcast of death" would become a completely worthless farce?

"Woo woo woo, this is really embarrassing for adults."

Gui Naifen burst into tears in frustration and fell to her knees on the spot. Su Chang hadn't figured out what was going on yet, but kept looking around until Lin En, in disheveled clothes, rushed in anxiously.

Instinctively, Su Chang first looked down at Lin En's lower body.

Well, I put on pants.

After confirming this, she rushed towards Lin Enfei with tears running down her cheeks, crying loudly:

"Brother, you are back/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"

What fish balls?

As a model of male morality in Xianzhou, Lin En instinctively sidestepped Su Chang's pounce, causing the silly girl to fall headfirst to the ground and slide a long distance before she barely stopped.

It seems that this is the disadvantage of not having big enough breasts. It is impossible to brake quickly when falling on flat ground.

After nodding slightly to Jing Yuan, Lin En picked up the big pillow Li, whose eyes were spinning in circles, from the ground, shook her vigorously to bring her back to her senses, and asked:

"So, what's going on?"

"I don't know!"

Su Shang blinked her big eyes, which were so clear that they could be called stupid, to show that she was quite innocent.

Compared with Su Chang, Gui Naifen is much more reliable. She came to Lin En in surprise.

“So you’re really okay.

But if you are fine... then what's the matter with the underwear edict you gave to Su Chang?"

Lin En: "Underpants edict?"

He felt that he could not keep up with Xiao Guizi's thoughts, and Shang Shang hurriedly shook his head to make his brain clearer, and shouted in shock:

"Xiao Guizi, what are you talking about? Didn't Lin En give you the underwear?"

Gui Naifen: "Ah? Didn't you come to me with Lin En's underwear edict?"

"Wait, what the hell is this?"

Lin En, who was a little confused, snatched the so-called underwear edict from Gui Naifen's hand, unfolded it and couldn't help but yelled out loud on the spot:

“Isn’t this the fucking underwear I can’t find?

Okay, Xiao Guizi, Su Shang, I know you like me very much, but I didn't expect you to be so hungry that you would steal my underwear! "

As if he had been severely punished, Lin En pretended to be weak and helpless and crossed his arms.

As soon as Lin En said this, Gui Naifen immediately felt that everyone's eyes were focused on her, and she blushed and shook her head and shouted:

"No, I didn't steal your panties!"

Lin En turned his gaze to Su Shang, who also waved her hand quickly.

"It's not me either!"

"So it wasn't you or Xiao Guizi, it was stolen by a third person."

"But this is normal. Who told me that I am so popular with girls?"

Just as Lin En was marveling at his own charm, he suddenly discovered that the bloody words written on his underwear began to fade and gradually turned into completely new handwriting.

[Dear, I'm sorry I couldn't help but steal your panties and used them to play a little joke~~ Did you have fun? At least I had a lot of fun~

Hehe, who told you to steal my mask? But at least I didn’t wear your underwear on my face, right?

This is just a greeting. Xiao Huahuo will come to play with you soon~

Your dear, Hanabi

Fireworks?

Another woman I don't know.

But this behavior and saying that he stole her mask... Could it be that the Masked Fool has come to visit?

Lynn put down her panties and thought to herself.

"Lynn, what happened?"

At this time, Xing also came over curiously, wanting to see what was going on.

"It's nothing, it's all because of my damn masculine charm."

Shaking his head and smiling, Lin En looked up at Jing Yuan.

"General, please help me issue a wanted order - a wanted order for the Underwear Thief Hanabi!"

......

No, today there was a boy in my class who was acting crazy for some reason and kept talking about Mahou Soju. He even asked others in a very arrogant manner, "Do you know Mahou Soju?"

Then the girl who was not far from him got tired of listening and said, "Everyone doesn't know that" (this girl is usually very introverted, has always been at the top of the class, and especially likes My Little Pony. Last time I wanted to confiscate her out-of-print flash cards, she almost cried), and then the two of them started discussing magical girls.

I originally thought they would talk about Madoka or Illya, but they started out by talking about dreaming of becoming a magical girl, and that girl had actually seen it too?

Can this thing be discussed in the classroom between a man and a woman, in front of me?

Don't rush me, I'm writing the Huangquan plot and will try to open it next Monday

318. The meeting between Luosha, Otto and Ms. Green Lily / Lao Yang: The most frightening episode 4k

Luofu is in turmoil right now.

The Qiongsang Suhu Rebellion that nearly overturned the entire Luofu a few days ago has not yet subsided. Hyenas that have smelled the scent have also poked their heads out from the shadows, wanting to take advantage of the chaos to do evil in Luofu and create some shameful structures.

For example, those barbarians who have long coveted the mystery of immortality all showed up at this time, as well as the lurking cultist of Shou Wen Huo Zu, the rebellious Sui Yang, and the legendary underwear thief Hua Huo.

Wanted

Rewarded Criminal: Hanabi the Underwear Thief

Reward: Lin En

Reward: 114514 credits

Crime: Illegal entry, stealing other people's underwear and committing indecent acts, seriously offending public morality.

Note: This fugitive is a Masked Fool and is extremely dangerous. Please report to the nearby Land Surveyor as soon as you find him. Do not try to contact him. 】

"Hey, now today's KPI is complete!"

After spending most of the day, Xing finally posted a thick stack of wanted posters all over Luofu, which seriously disrupted Xianzhou's sanitation work!

"I'm so tired, let's go back."

Su Chang lowered her head and sighed, completely lacking her usual energy, while Gui Naifen beside her didn't look much better.

Because they committed the serious crime of breaking into the Shen Ce Mansion and slandering Luofu General Jing Yuan, Su Shang and Gui Naifen were also captured by Lin En and a wanted poster for Hua Huo was posted for him, but Xing was not punished.

She was purely after the Star Qiongs that Lin En won in the lottery.

What an honest and frank child.

Therefore, the salary designed by Lin En for her was 10 Star Qiong plus credit points, which was exactly the reward for a daily task. It was quite fair and there was no intention of oppressing the star labor force at all.

"Let's go home~"

When Xing thought about getting the 10-star reward soon, his eyes were filled with hope and beautiful expectations for the future.

But just as she was about to go back to find Lin En with Su Shang and Gui Naifen, who were both very tired, she noticed a somewhat familiar figure out of the corner of her eye.

It was a light and elegant platinum color.

Ran Xing instinctively turned his head to look.