I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

I advise you to be more pragmatic and understand the concept of falling in love first.

What level are you at now? Qingque has not known Lin En as long as you, but he has achieved success. Can you compare with him?

I can’t compare, I don’t have the ability to do that, you know!”

As if stacked with deadly rhythms, Yukong is still outputting! Still outputting!

"+You see, if you're in this state now, maybe Fu Xuan Taibu has secretly taken advantage of Lin En. You're going to lose to Su Shang next. After losing to Su Shang, you'll lose to Huo Huo. Then there's no one left to lose to!"

"Hey, Miss Tingyun will lose to me?"

Huo Huo, who had no idea what the two were talking about, pointed her finger at her own little face and tilted her head in confusion.

Tingyun, who had come to seek help, did not expect to be scolded again. His ears and tail drooped down in grievance.

"Master Yukong, what do you think I should do?"

"Didn't I tell you what to do?"

Yukong, feeling very disappointed with his friend, clenched his teeth.

Tingyun's biological mother was her good friend when she was young and the leader of a biker gang. She was truly a role model of a fox girl who could wear a cheongsam slit to the shoulders and win the heart of a hero from among thousands of competitors. How could she give birth to a jungle bumpkin like Tingyun who suffered a series of humiliating defeats on the emotional battlefield? Is there something wrong with her own way of education?

"You should have listened to me a long time ago. You must not push Lin En. Although he looks frivolous, he is actually very serious about relationships. The more you push him, the more he will 'respect' your pulling and not take the initiative to attack. At this time, you have to take the initiative to attack.

It’s already this late, and your relationship is already in place, so just go ahead and attack him from three directions!

Just yell at him, he can’t stand it! "

It can only be said that even though she has been a good person for so many years, once she gets angry, Yukong still has some of the shadow of the big sister in her youth, and she is decisive and outspoken.

Just when Tingyun was pondering the meaning of Yukong's words and preparing to go back and digest it, Huohuo, who had been listening in a daze for a long time, seemed to finally understand something and looked at Yukong with admiration.

"Wow, Master Yukong, you really understand a lot. You must be a love expert. You must have had many romances and a very happy marriage."

The girl's innocent words turned into the sharpest arrow and pierced directly into Yukong's heart, making the Lord Siduo's expression become subtle on the spot.

At this time, Tingyun suddenly discovered the bright spot.

Lord Yukong did make a lot of sense when he was analyzing and guiding me, but...but didn't Lord Yukong never get married in his entire life?

Tingyun remembered that Yukong was a pure virgin and soloist, and was not good at love at all. So wasn't the love knowledge she taught him just theoretical? Maybe it was because Master Yukong had no experience and only gave blind instructions based on theories that he had been defeated all the way to now.

Although Tingyun only thought of these words in her heart and did not say them out loud, from the subtle changes in Tingyun's expression and Yukong's own intelligence, one could naturally know what she was thinking.

Damn it, I really was looked down upon!

"Master Yukong, are you really a love expert?"

Tingyun asked tentatively.

Yukong nodded seriously without any embarrassment.

"I think I am!"

Although she had never been in love, she had never eaten pork but had seen pigs run. Cai Yi and Guang Yuan were able to achieve their happy ending thanks to her advice. She was a professional in helping people fall in love!

But looking at Tingyun's current state, it was obvious that he no longer believed her.

This is not what Yukong wants to see.

Suppressing the fire that was rekindled in his heart, Yukong frowned and thought, and decided to do his best to help Tingyun restore his image as an elder in her heart:

"It seems that I have to do it myself!"

Although he had met Lin En several times, they were all chance encounters at certain meetings. He had never sat down and had a serious conversation. Yukong's understanding of Lin En also came entirely from what others said.

In order to help Tingyun develop an effective emotional strategy, Yukong decided to meet Lin En in person and take a good look at how this young man had made Tingyun and Huohuo so obsessed.

"Let Lin En come to see me tomorrow. I want to talk to him in person!"

After making such a decision, Yukong knew that there was no need to continue talking tonight, so he stood up and announced that the "Fox Squad Emotional Analysis Conference, specially held in response to the failure of the first Tingyun Love Story", had come to a successful conclusion.

In this conference, Yukong gave an insightful speech on how to analyze Lin En's specific emotional tendencies and guide Tingyun in his love life. He deeply and comprehensively analyzed the problems Tingyun is facing now, and proposed practical and feasible implementation plans from all aspects, multiple angles and in depth, making outstanding contributions to Tingyun's happy sex life.

Participants Tingyun and Huohuo also gave warm applause and expressed that they would unswervingly follow the excellent command of Yukong Siduo in the future, implement the fox people's love policies and guidelines, strive to reverse the defeat in the emotional battlefield as soon as possible, and restore the glory of the fox people.

"Okay, let's break up the meeting!"

After the meeting, Tingyun and Huohuo did not stay long. They got up and walked out of the room.

"Hey, where's Mr. Tail? Did he walk by himself for so long today?"

Huo Huo stood on tiptoe in front of the door and looked around, her voice sounding somewhat doubtful.

The tail is Sui Yang who ate her tail, and to some extent, it can be considered a part of her. Normally, it cannot be completely separated, but it is okay to let the tail uncle outside and let him walk by himself like this.

And this was a special trick that Lin En told her. In certain situations, the wandering uncles could be used as alarms to alert the surroundings.

After all, as long as the tail does not actively show itself, it is actually not easy to be discovered. Once he senses any danger, Huo Huo will naturally receive the message. It can be said to be a very useful living alarm.

However, today this living alarm seemed to have run a little too far, so much so that Huo Huo cried for a long time before its tail slowly floated down from the sky.

"Stop yelling, stop yelling. Can I still run away?"

Uncle Tail fell limply on Huo Huo's head, and Little Tail covered his mouth and sneered:

"You little crybaby, aren't you eager to get rid of me? Why are you so anxious when I come home a little late?"

"I'm not in a hurry. I'm just worried that you'll run away and hurt others."

Huo Huo pinched his fingers, his voice a little low,

"I'm miserable enough already. If you eat the tails of the other little foxes, they might be even more miserable than me."

"Humph, do you really think I like to eat little foxes like you?"

Tail uncle snorted disdainfully, but after a moment he explained the real reason why he came back so late.

"I just felt like there was something unclean in the wind..."

"Hey, could there be anything more unclean than you, Sui Yang?"

Tingyun waved her folding fan gently. Because of what happened when Huanlong leaned over her, her impression of Sui Yang was really not good.

"Go away, I'm busy now."

"Anyway, there was some strange power fluctuation. Although it wasn't Sui Yang's fluctuation, it should be spiritual. I looked for it but couldn't find anything. That's why I came back late."

"If you put it that way, then there is something wrong."

Tingyun thought about it and nodded, then took Huo Huo's hand.

"Huo Huo, let me take you back."

"Sister Ke Tingyun, I am the judge..."

The two people who were gradually leaving did not notice that behind them, a big red goldfish shadow was swaying leisurely through the void and disappearing into Yukong's room.

........

My geography teacher, who was also my roommate, was so obsessed with me that he had a crush on me. The first class was his. I was doing morning reading and checking the class when he came in and asked, "Do you have any nice firefly wallpapers? Send them to me as soon as possible?" His voice was very loud and he had no shame at all.

The phone case is still Yae Goddess. He asked the OP in my class who is also his class representative to draw Yae Goddess for him. It's really embarrassing. I just put a black tower hand-made and light cone [My Birth] decorative painting in the office.

How do you know that I didn't get any spoilers when I got the gold sand after 20 draws (but I got Clara's special weapon after 80 draws, and then I got it after another 70 draws, which is too bad. This is the first time I got a special weapon).

My family, I was so engrossed in writing the extra chapter of Fantasy that it's already this late. It's really too late to finish the main text. I'll post it after I upload the extra chapter tomorrow.

The pair of students who were in a premature relationship and were kicked home by me, just received news that the boy has gone out to work. If they insist on having this relationship, they will sever their father-son relationship with their father. I want to see what he can do next.

It only cost 300 stones to get it, and I got a Drake, which is better than I expected.

337. Little girl flying in the sky? Stopping the clouds and steering? Qingque Taibu? 4k

After Tingyun and Huohuo said goodbye and Yukong turned off the lights to rest, the shadow of a big red goldfish swayed leisurely through the void, passed through the wall and disappeared into Yukong's room.

"Hey, God of Fun, my mask is vibrating. There must be some great fun nearby~"

The sound of wooden clogs falling to the ground was barely audible, and the fireworks formed by the phantom of the goldfish had already landed lightly on the ground, slowly taking off the red and white fox mask to reveal a smiling little face.

The wine-red eyes sparkled with interest.

Still maintaining her illusive form, Hua Huo came to Yukong's bedroom and cautiously passed through the door with half of her body inside.

She knew that the fox pilot had a very sharp sense, and even for her, if she acted rashly, there was a high chance that she would be discovered.

Hanabi wasn't afraid, but it would be much more difficult for her to continue having fun if this happened.

"Let me see what you look like under the mask."

The Masked Fool touched the ground with his jade feet and quietly floated to the side of the sleeping Yukong. His wine-red eyes reflected Yukong's sleeping face.

Even among the Masked Fools, Hanabi is one of those who stands out.

She is like a senior practitioner of Zuowang Dao; no one will ever know how many masks she wears.

In other words, no one knows how many faces she actually has.

And underneath the mask, there is still a mask.

The girl with a mask as her face can easily see through anyone's mask and see the true self in others' hearts.

For example, this helmsman who seems dignified and steady in the eyes of ordinary people.

Despite her calm and steady appearance, there was still a fire burning in her heart.

She longed to wake up from her dream, soar high into the sky, and return to the sky that belonged to her.

"Hey, why bother to tie yourself down with these rules and regulations?"

Hua Huo pouted her lips, but after a moment her eyes lit up and a happy smile bloomed on her face again.

"Being happy is the most important thing~ Since you have so many concerns, let the helpful Hanabi-Huo help you~"

"As for Hanabi, what I like most is helping others!"

With a light laugh, Hua Huo once again transformed into the shadow of a large red goldfish and disappeared into Yu Kong's mind.

.......

The next day, the sun rises three poles.

After a night of hard work, Lin En personally sent Jingliu to the Ten Kings Division.

There was no such thing as holding hands and looking into each other's eyes in tears, with no words or any other sorrowful and graceful way of saying goodbye. For them who will eventually meet again on the corridor of fate, this was just a short separation and there was no need to worry so much.

What's more, at least they had a chance to say goodbye this time, which was much better than any other separation.

After leaving the Ten Kings Division, Lin En received a piece of news that was completely beyond his expectations.

"Master Yukong? How did she find me?"

Lin En looked at the message on his phone with some confusion.

"Could it be because of Tingyun?"

This is probably the only reason, Lin En thought.

After all, he and Yukong had no serious dealings, and they had never had any in-depth communication before. The only thing that Yukong could directly blame him for was the matter related to Tingyun.

Thinking about how Tingyun burst into tears and ran out of the door again last night, Lin En guessed that this time it might be his "mother-in-law" who came to find him and question him.

Thinking of this, Lin En took out his cell phone without hesitation and sent a distress signal to his good brother.

[Want to drive all the Luofu fairy boats in (Lin En): Help, help, help!

The game player is striving for the gold rank (Silver Wolf):? If you have something to say, please tell me. I am in the promotion match!

Lynn: Bro, help me analyze this.

Last night, Jingliu and Tingyun came to my house together. When Jingliu and I were reunited after a short separation, we invited Tingyun to the developer conference, but Tingyun ran away in tears. Today, his mother asked me to come to her house. What do you think I can do to make amends?

Silver Wolf: 666

In this case, I suggest you just ride the Will-O-Wisp to the door.

Lin En: That makes sense! Yukong was a famous will-o'-the-wisp girl when she was young. Maybe if I come to her house riding a will-o'-the-wisp, it will really make her happy.

Tsk, what a pity that my heavy-duty bunny isn’t with me right now.

Silver Wolf: ...

What are you thinking? I mean you are already hopeless. Riding a will-o'-the-wisp to your door would make your death even quicker... Damn, you lost the promotion match again!!!

Lynn: This is what low-scoring dogs are like.