I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

"You are the one who is sick. You treat such an important assessment as a joke. I am not even qualified to participate!

Hurry up and get in the car and tell me where you are. I’ll take you there!”

Muttering unhappily, Yukong directly held Lin En and stuffed him into his Ghost Mars Raft, then climbed into the car and reminded him before starting the engine:

"Hold on tight, or no one will rescue you if you fall into the Xingcha Sea."

"No, big sister, the modification of your Star Raft is too outrageous. You didn't even consider carrying people when modifying it."

Lin En looked at the Star Raft under his seat. This thing should have undergone a special lightweight modification. Its appearance is almost the same as the real Ghost Fire motorcycle. The only difference is that one runs on wheels and the other has anti-gravity thrusters.

Moreover, there was no such thing as a back seat on this Will-O-Ghost. Lin En and Yu Kong were almost completely squeezed into one seat, and there were no armrests to steady the bodies, so Lin En didn't know where to put his hands for a moment.

"Hold on to my waist, my good man, or I'll really throw you into the sea."

Amid Yukong's scolding and urging, Lin En did not hesitate and directly reached out and hugged Yukong's slender and flexible waist.

"Let's go, Master Yukong, to the Shen Ce Mansion's martial arts arena and take Xuan Ye Avenue!"

After telling the destination, before Lin En could continue to marvel at the amazing flexibility of the girl's waist under the leather jacket, Yu Kong suddenly stepped on the accelerator. The huge push on his back made Lin En instinctively tighten his arms, and almost his entire body was pressed against Yu Kong.

The strong wind was whistling in the ears. It was hard to imagine that Yukong could drive at a speed of more than 400 kilometers per hour in such a crowded traffic. The Xingcha instantly turned into a stream of light and rushed out, making the two of them the most handsome guys in the entire Xingcha Sea Center.

"Shit, red light, red light, sister!"

While speeding, the law-abiding good girl Lin En did not forget to remind Yukong that she had just run a red light, but Yukong completely ignored it and just pressed the hidden button on the Star Raft, causing the Jade Omen Core to emit a series of terrifying street-blasting roars. The Ghost Fire Raft also began to further transform while speeding so that it could accelerate further.

“Noise is the best, Luofu is the fastest!

Spark Fox, transform and set off!

Hold on tight, I'll say this one last time, the Starship is about to start speeding up!"

Now Lin En realized that Yukong had actually held back when he was racing against her. Of course, it was also possible that she didn't want to activate the modification casually, after all...

"Driver ahead, please note that your Star Raft has been seriously illegally modified!"

"Please pull over immediately and accept inspection!"

Yukong, who was caught crossing the red light again, instantly attracted the traffic police from Tianbosi who were patrolling nearby. One law enforcement star raft after another came from all directions to chase and intercept this extremely rampant illegally modified star raft.

Yukong’s response was to continue stepping on the accelerator and rush through the third, fourth, and fifth red lights at a faster speed!

They completely ignored the safety reminders scrolling on the traffic lights that there are thousands of roads to travel and safety is the first priority.

When Yukong ran through the sixth red light, it collided head-on with a giant cargo semi-trailer, but our Spark Fox still showed no sign of slowing down.

Judging from the situation, Lin En and Yukong would probably be hit by the super flying dump truck and thrown into another world in the next second.

But as a veteran biker, Yuzu had seen all kinds of scenes, and just like in a performance of Fast and Furious, when he was about to collide with the super flying dump truck, he pressed the body of the truck sideways to lower his flying altitude, and shuttled through the gap between the high-speed waterway and the cargo star raft!

Leaving all the law enforcement star rafts far behind!

..

A student asked me to go to a comic convention on May Day, which I can understand. But what does it mean when he asked, "Teacher, can you wear a maid costume and die with me?"

Are today's students so obsessed with the second dimension?

340. A big pillow whose bust is proportional to her swordsmanship/Jing Yuanyuan vs Lin Enen 4k

At the Luofu Yunqi Martial Arts Arena, the once-in-eighty-year competition for candidates for the Sword Master title is drawing to a close.

Although Sword Master is not an official position but just a title, it is an extremely noble title in the eyes of the Xianzhou people who are always fighting and admire bravery. Every Sword Master has written glorious exploits on the battlefield and finally left his name in history.

Under normal circumstances, the only way to obtain the title of Sword Master is to defeat the previous Sword Master, and not everyone is qualified to challenge the Sword Master at will. The Sword Master Candidate Competition is a competition in which the Xianzhou people compete for the opportunity to fight with the Sword Master.

And not everyone can participate in this competition. The conditions are so stringent that even with a population of hundreds of billions in Luofu, only a hundred people are eligible to participate. All of them are extremely talented. Even if they cannot win, they can still show their strength in this competition and take the first step towards becoming famous.

However, today's Sword Champion Candidate Competition encountered a small problem.

"Where's contestant No. 24, Lin En? Why hasn't she arrived yet?"

The host and professional commentator Mr. Xi Yan looked at the list of contestants projected on the side and couldn't help but lower his voice to ask another young host with an orange ponytail next to him.

The orange-haired girl is Gui Naifen, also known as Xiao Guizi, who has become an internet celebrity in recent years. Originally, such a formal competition as the Sword Master Candidate Competition would not invite an outsider like Xiao Guizi to be the host, but since she is a good friend of the contemporary Sword Master, she was given this opportunity as an exception.

On the other hand, this is also a signal for General Ma Yanqing to continue to promote Luofu's friendly policy towards foreigners, thereby further increasing the openness of Luofu Xianzhou and promoting the steady and positive development of the economy and foreign trade.

In the face of Mr. Xi Yan's whispered question, Gui Naifen was still wearing sunglasses and busy interacting with the audience in the live broadcast room, which made Mr. Xi Yan so angry that he couldn't help but slam the table on the spot.

"You're still wearing those sunglasses of yours. I asked where Lynn went?!"

Startled by Mr. Xi Yan's sudden attack, he quickly took off his sunglasses, but his eyes were full of confusion, and he responded subconsciously:

"I can't come!"

Mr. Xi Yan slapped his forehead helplessly and gave up arguing with this relative.

He glanced at the other contestant who had been waiting for Lynn on the ring for three minutes, as well as the increasingly noisy audience seats, and sighed helplessly again.

Lin En was the player recommended to this round by both Tianbosi Siduo and Taibusi Taibu. Although he did not want to offend Liuyu Qier, rules were rules and he could not continue to delay the competition for one person.

But just as he was about to announce that Lin En was eliminated due to lack of competition, a violent auspicious roar sounded in the sky, attracting everyone to look up.

"Wait a minute!!!"

A racing-class Star Raft that had been modified beyond all recognition was drifting across the sky of the martial arts arena in an extremely arrogant and handsome manner. Lin En quickly used his elbow to open the streamlined windproof structure that automatically unfolded when the Star Raft was speeding at high speed, and jumped off from it!

“Oh, it seems that although some accidents happened, contestant Lin En finally arrived at the stadium at the last moment!”

After Lin En landed directly from the sky onto the stage, Mr. Xi Yan immediately took advantage of the situation and continued his explanation.

Lin En also put on his No. 24 card with a proud look on his face, folded his arms, raised his head and shouted to the audience:

"Yes, that's right, kids, I elbowed open the Star Chariot Gate and came back!"

audience:"?"

"Oh my, what a magnificent entrance!

Lin Enen, Xiao Guizi, I have high hopes for you~"

While the audience was still confused by Lin En's inexplicable lines, Gui Naifen, who liked to join in the fun, had already started clapping and cheering, quickly livening up the atmosphere.

When Lin En's opponent, contestant No. 5, a battle-hardened captain of the Cloud Cavalry, was ready for battle, Lin En completely ignored him and waved to Yukong in the sky to express his gratitude.

Yukong was looking down at Lin En on the field from the sky and couldn't help but smile.

If possible, she would also like to join the Cloud Cavalry to patrol the starry sea and eradicate evil creatures, instead of wasting her excess energy on riding a ghost fire to perform speed and passion, but her nagging adoptive mother, Tingyun, the helmsman of the Tianbo Division, refused to let her join the Cloud Cavalry, which made Yukong more and more rebellious.

But no matter what, she has great respect for the Cloud Riders who conquer the starry sea, which is why she took great pains to send Lin En to the competition - in her eyes, this is an important competition that will affect Lin En's entire Cloud Rider career. It would be a pity if she missed it. If it were her, she would probably regret it for the rest of her life.

The girl originally wanted to find a place to stop the Star Raft so that she could watch Lin En's game and cheer for him, but the sharp alarm sounded behind her the next second and her expression changed instantly.

Looking back, they saw that the regular traffic police team had already caught up with them in their law enforcement Star Raft, and they were determined not to give up until they captured Yukong and brought him to justice.

"Damn it, Lin En, come on, there are too many cops, I have to retreat first!"

Leaving Lin En with a few auspicious words of blessing, Yukong hurriedly accelerated to open the car before the arrival of the law enforcement star raft, fully demonstrating what it meant to be a five-star good citizen of Luofu.

Not knowing whether to laugh or cry, Lin En watched Yukong and a large group of law enforcement star chariots go away. Only then did he look at the opponent in front of him holding the Cloud Rider Single Particle Oscillation Splitting Blade broadsword. He stretched out one hand and slowly clenched it.

"Just leave now and no one will get hurt!"

In the face of Lin En's warning, contestant number five, Wu Tiao, just sneered.

“Although I don’t know which family you belong to to be admitted to this round, I will tell you how cruel the real battle is!”

"No, brother, are you so confident?"

In Wu Tiao's eyes, Lin En is now just a super young playboy who was admitted through the back door. Before participating in the competition, he was fooling around with some questionable little girl and almost got late and lost the qualification. How could such a person be a match for himself who has experienced the baptism of rich bloody battles.

Therefore, when faced with Lin En's smiling question, he looked resolute and gave an extremely affirmative answer:

“We’ll win!

My winning rate against you is 1000%!"

"Oh, a victory declaration before the game!"

Xiao Guizi also became interested at this time and immediately took the position of the main commentator.

"Then let's wait and see whether contestant number five Wu Tiao can really defeat contestant number 24 Lin En as easily as he said!"

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the battle officially began.

"Oh, we see that Wu Tiao took the initiative, while Lin En didn't even take out his weapon. Lin En had a bad start!"

"What? Lin En actually condensed an ice sword with his hands. The opponent has the advanced weapon of the Cloud Riders. How can ordinary ice be able to withstand the cutting of the single-molecule high-frequency vibration blade? Lin En is really making stupid moves frequently. I'm sure he will be in a tough fight soon!"

Mr. Xiyan used his sharp eyes to speculate on the battle situation, but Xiao Guizi held a completely opposite view and said that it would not be long before Lin En could give a victory speech.

The next battle can be simplified.

Wu Tiao rushed forward with full confidence!

Wu Tiao's attack was easily blocked by Lin En!

Wu Tiao didn't believe it and rushed forward again!

Wu Tiao was stabbed by Lin En!

Wu Tiao, defeated!

Lynn gave her winning speech!

“It doesn’t matter whether it’s formed or not, whether it’s intentional or not, go back and practice again!”

"A clean and decisive victory. It seems our contestant Lin En is truly a hidden talent. Let us invite Lin En's next opponent to the stage!"

Although Wu Tiao, whom he had high hopes for, was defeated at a lightning speed, Mr. Xi Yan did not mourn for him for even a moment, because the person who rushed to the battlefield was——

"There wasn't even a moment to mourn for Wu Tiao's defeat. The next second, it was the number one seed Jing Yuanyuan who rushed to the battlefield!"

Amid Xiao Guizi's loud introduction, a handsome young man with lion-like golden eyes, flowing white hair down to his waist and a relaxed look on his face slowly walked onto the stage, winning instant cheers from the audience.

"Yeah, it's the cutest little Jingyuan cutie!"

"Jing Yuan will definitely defeat Lin En in one second, definitely!"

"Secure who? Securing Mao!"

"Hiss, you weak little white-haired boy, I think Jing Yuan still has some charm!"

"Where are the Cloud Cavalry? There are perverts here!"

"What's wrong? Is it wrong for me to like cute boys? Damn it, when did Luofu become so rigid? Will Luofu ever be good again?"

While the audience was making a lot of noise, the two people on the podium continued to liven up the atmosphere by discussing an old topic.

"Speaking of which, Miss Gui Naifen, as a good friend of Lord Swordsman, who do you think is the strongest Cloud Rider?"

"Um, Jingyuan?"

Gui Naifen gave a slightly hesitant answer, and Mr. Xi Yan nodded in agreement:

"It depends on the situation, but it should be Jingyuan Xiaowei. This is just my personal opinion."

"It's Jing Yuan."

A slightly cold voice came from behind the two of them. Li Sushang, the contemporary Luofu Sword Master, carrying the Xuanyuan Heavy Sword, stepped forward and looked at the battlefield with interest:

"But if we take the other immortal boats into account, the results will be different...

By the way, Lin En did not join the Cloud Cavalry, so he is not included."

The appearance of the Sword Master undoubtedly pushed the atmosphere to its climax. Even Lin En couldn't help but look up at the Sword Master Li Suchang who was standing on the podium with a sword on his back.

Damn, it’s really Li Dazhentou!

And it is a real big pillow, not the small pillow it used to be.

To be honest, Su Chang's swordsmanship is proportional to her bust size. The bigger her bust is, the better her swordsmanship is. Now her sword head is like a big pillow. What if one day she becomes the sword leader of the Immortal Boat? I'm afraid she can be thrown into the Azur Lane to be an aircraft carrier.

Lin En couldn't help but mutter a few words in his heart, but he didn't expect that his gaze caused Li Suchang to frown slightly, and secretly labeled Lin En as a lecher in his heart.

If one's mind is not right, it will be difficult to forge a sword and he will be of no use.

But she didn't say it out loud, and just quietly observed the fight between Lin En and Jing Yuan.

"Hey, Jing Yuanyuan, why are you so tired after not seeing you for a few days?"

Looking at Jing Yuanyuan, a young man who was a head shorter than him, Lin En laughed rather maliciously.

Although he did respect the closed-eyed general in most cases, after learning that Jingyuan had a collection of Lin Enen's dark history, Jingyuan's edited version, and even sent it to Hua's mother, Lin En developed a strong resentment towards Jingyuan.

Now that I have finally met Jing Yuanyuan who has transformed into a shota, how can I not play a good trick on him?