I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

But these things...

"Lynn, are you sure this dish is edible? Why is this fried shoggoth's eyes still moving?"

"It's just your illusion!"

Lin En looked up at Xi'er and said with certainty:

"It must be an illusion caused by the candy balls. Don't underestimate these small things, but they were once the enemy of the Immortal Boat and have a very strong illusion-making effect!"

Just as Lin En was using chopsticks as guns to duel with the shoggoths jumping around on the plate, a message came on his cell phone, forcing him to pull one hand away.

【Fu Xuan: Taibusi detected abnormal spatial fluctuations on your side. Can you explain?

Lord Silver Wolf’s Dog: Don’t ask, the only thing I’m asking is that the gas pipe exploded!

Fu Xuan: What weird things are you saying again? However, I am a man of great foresight and I roughly understand what you mean... Also, what does your ID mean?

Lord Silver Wolf's Dog: You may not believe this, but I just had a world-shaking hacker battle with the Star Core Hunter Silver Wolf not long ago, but unfortunately I was slightly defeated. This is the scar left by my defeat!

Fu Xuan: When did you become a hacker? Never mind. Do you need me to find someone to help you modify it?

Lord Silver Wolf’s Dog: Scars are a man’s medal, and I am quite proud of my current ID!

Of course, Lord Fu Xuan, I would be even prouder if you could find someone to change my ID to Lord Fu Xuan’s dog!

Fu Xuan: [Forward link] Dr. Danding Si Bailu's Psychological Treatment Room

I recommend you to go and have a look. If you continue like this, you will really become a pervert! 】

Chapter 4: The Impact of the Emperor-level Honkai Beast (k)

“Which room do you want? I’ll clean it up for you.

My house is pretty big, you can play around as much as you want, and when you get tired you can just go to sleep, no problem~"

Sitting in the newly renovated living room, Lin En adjusted his black-framed glasses and looked just as amiable and hospitable as Brother Jie.

Although Xier felt that it was not good to live in someone else's house, she nodded and added randomly, thinking that she was unfamiliar with the place:

"Don't worry! I won't eat for free. I'll go out and find a job to earn money to pay you back tomorrow morning."

"Um... okay."

Lin En originally wanted to say that he didn’t care about this little money, and Xier was his wife, so what was wrong with him giving his wife some money?

It's only natural!

He was so eager to spend money on the Seele pool that he could get several orders of 648 to draw 6+5. Now he has drawn the real Seele. What's wrong with spending some money to support his wife? To put it bluntly, this amount of money is not even enough for him to buy a skin that is consumed over time!

However, looking at Xier's serious eyes, Lin En also realized that with Xier's independent and strong character, it would be impossible for her to accept a gigolo, so he changed his mind and agreed. Anyway, this is not bad, it would be better to owe the rent and not be able to pay it back.

Hehehe, if you can’t pay it back when the time comes, just use ●● to repay it!

Just when Lin En's thoughts were going astray, the white-haired loli walked out of the void, raised a small wooden board and knocked on his head, putting the options in front of him.

[Option 648: I love my job and my job loves me! Introduce Xier a job that she is qualified for... Reward: Credit points*]

[Option 2: It is impossible to work, I will never work in this life. Tell Seele "Forget Bronya, I will steal a battery car to support you!", and use the income from stealing batteries to support Seele for more than three days... Reward: Skill [Theft].

[Theft]: Randomly steal an item from the target. The higher the luck value, the higher the success rate of theft and the value of the item. This can only be done once a day. 】

[Option 3: Xier, the organization has an important mission for you! Convince Xier to go out with you to sell the notebooks... Reward: Skill [Emperor-level Honkai Beast's Impact]

[Emperor-level Honkai Beast's Impact]: Greatly enhances its own attack power, impact force, and endurance. This effect is only effective for certain special actions under special circumstances. 】

Oh my god, 648, that’s a huge amount of money! Which Xiaomi player wouldn’t be tempted by 648?

Let’s skip the luck-dependent skill of stealing for now. Besides, where did the electric car come from on the fairy boat for Lin En to steal?

As for the last mission reward - skill: [Emperor-level Honkai Beast's Impact]... this one is even more heavyweight!

I can only say that Mr. Changgong Suilong is worthy of being the one who can say "One day, I want you to rush towards the book I drew", and there are many well-known memes in the book.

For example, the impact of the True Lord who can break curses with his physical body, the True Lord who can pour tea and wash feet, and the emperor-level Honkai beast.

Lin En Ge You collapsed on the sofa at home. After thinking for a while, he took off his perspective glasses to calm his mind and said:

"From a common sense perspective, it's good for you to go out and find a job, Xi'er, but the problem is that it's probably really hard for you to find a job in Luofu."

"How is that possible? I know a lot more."

As if feeling that she was being looked down upon, Xier frowned in dissatisfaction.

"Don't look down on me just because I'm a woman. I've been working underground for so many years. I've fought, unloaded goods, mined, plastered walls, and done civil engineering. Isn't it easy to find a job as a laborer?"

"But the Immortal Boat doesn't need hard labor."

Under Xi'er's surprised gaze, Lin En continued to explain:

"Most of the repetitive mechanical operations in Xianzhou are handled by the self-disciplined machines and the golden men, and the remaining jobs require relevant professional technical certificates to apply for. It takes fifty or sixty years to pass the exam to get that kind of certificate... Not to mention that you are a foreigner. Even if I can help you with the visa issue tomorrow, no one will apply for you."

To be honest, it's not that Lin En lied to Xier. Any normal person would think twice after seeing Xier's resume.

[Name: Xi'er·No surname

Personal experience: Hard to say

Culture: Strive to be in sync with junior high school students first

Which province: Born by my mother

Skills: Too scary, not shown

Self-introduction: One-piece underwear and shorts, my name is Xier, remember! 】

"Ah, why is this..."

Xier frowned even deeper, and pounded the table angrily.

"Is there really nothing I can do?"

"No, please, we can't talk about this."

Thinking of Xier's record of smashing the Quantum Sea with three punches, Lin En hurriedly comforted the emo girl, fearing that the new table he had just changed would be directly smashed by the girl's little fist.

"To be honest, I have a job that's perfect for you."

"What? Tell me!"

Under the girl's refreshed gaze, Lin En stood up with a serious face, patted Xier's shoulder, and said earnestly:

"Young comrade, the organization has high hopes for you. I have a job that only you can do. I hope you won't refuse!"

"Leave it to me! Leave everything to me!"

Xier proudly held up her substantial breasts, with a look of anticipation.

She couldn't accept being a vase doing nothing and being supported by others. She had originally planned to move out and sleep under a bridge if she really couldn't find a job. Now that she heard Lin En say that there was a job that only she was qualified for, her mood naturally improved.

"Well, young comrade, you are very ideologically conscious!"

Lin En nodded with satisfaction, put his arm around the girl's shoulders like a good friend, took out a scroll from his arms and handed it to Xier.

"Come with me to the streets tomorrow to sell books! This comic I drew is very popular in Luofu right now!"

"it is good!"

Xier took the notebook, held it in her arms, nodded vigorously, and looked at Lin En's profile in surprise.

"But you can actually draw comics."

Living in the downtown area with material scarcity, Xier's only entertainment as a child was probably the puppets sewn by Natasha and a few worn-out comic books that came from the upper town. Those things accompanied her through her dark childhood.

Although Xier has grown up now and those comic books have long been borrowed by new kids, they were rare colorful comic books in her childhood after all, making her quite curious about the comic book in her hand now.

Let me appreciate the comics drawn by Lin En and how they are different from the comics I have read before!

Thinking of this, Xier opened the first page with great anticipation.

Well, the colors and the art are great, and the characters look pretty good even if they look a little weird.

However, starting from the second page, the content of the comics began to become a little strange. Xier couldn't say that she couldn't understand it, but she was still shocked.

"No, can you Xianzhou sell this kind of thing on the street?"

Even in the chaotic downtown area, no one would openly sell this kind of stuff on the street. Xier had only picked up a few similar picture books in homeless camps.

Facing Xi'er's blushing surprise, Lin En frowned in dissatisfaction:

"What are you thinking about? Don't define my masterpiece with worldly eyes!"

Xi'er, who was always straightforward, was not afraid of embarrassment. She turned to the climax page and pointed at Lan who was shooting the pharmacist in front of Lin En, and said loudly:

"But this looks like a pornographic comic no matter how you look at it!"

"Humph, I advise you not to make rash judgments just because you don't understand the Immortal Boat!"

Snatching his masterpiece back from Xi'er, Lin En pointed at the six-armed figure on the screen and shouted righteously:

“The struggle between hunting and abundance has caused countless lives to be lost. Even the immortal boats have suffered from the plague of longevity. Even now, there are evil cults such as the Secret Teachings of the King of Medicine lurking.

People like you who have an impure heart can only see that I drew the book of Yakushi and Lan, but in fact!"

"But in fact it is the book!"

"Don't interrupt me. If anyone needs to interrupt, I'll do it!"

Lin En pushed Xier, who stood up and wanted to interrupt, back to the sofa and continued to explain:

"This is clearly a Bible that preaches love and peace! Just imagine, can't such a beautiful work awaken the truth, goodness and beauty in everyone's heart? As long as there is a person who has strayed into the path of longevity and plague and realizes the all-embracing love of the true pharmacist through my book, and no longer harms others for his own selfish desires, then I will be satisfied!

In a small sense, we are spreading truth, kindness and beauty by selling this book, and in a big sense, we are maintaining the peace of the universe!"

Xi'er: "...born by my mother"

Confused by Lin En's verbal attack, Xier chose to give up thinking.

Just sell the notebook. No one in Xianzhou knows her anyway. If anyone is to be embarrassed, it will be Lin En who will be embarrassed. Not to mention that she can become invisible. If she encounters trouble, she can just turn invisible and run away.

There is nothing to be afraid of anymore!

Seeing that Xier finally nodded after being fooled by him, Lin En sighed with relief.

"Xi'er, I am very happy that you can understand my good intentions~"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Xier nodded perfunctorily. After experiencing a tough battle and being dragged to this strange place and walking for half a day, she felt a little sleepy. She said "I'm going to rest" to Lin En and returned to the room without even taking a shower.

Xier, who could fall asleep in any bridge hole or on a piece of cardboard, didn't have the habit of being attached to her bed. But after getting used to the bad living environment, she suddenly couldn't fall asleep when she lay on this clean and soft big bed. She turned on the desk lamp and flipped through the book she was going to sell tomorrow, trying to understand what Lin En meant by truth, goodness and beauty.

Xier couldn't count them horizontally or vertically. She looked carefully for half the night before she could make out the words between the cracks in the painting. The two words written all over the book were "SeSe"!

"That's why I can't stand those people who live a rich life. They are either hungry or shivering."

Although Xier was lying on the bed wearing only underwear, in fact, it was almost the same as if she was wearing all the clothes - to put it bluntly, she was just wearing a few pieces of cloth, not even a complete set of clothes.

Xier walked slowly to the living room to get a glass of water, but found that the lights in the living room were still on. The little doll that Lin En had used to renovate the house was sitting on the sofa, typing away on the keyboard to play games, which made Xier, who was already extremely sleepy, suddenly perk up.

What a cute stuffed doll!

"Little thing, what are you doing?"

Xier's voice became gentler, as her heart was touched by the cute doll. It was a pity that the doll didn't buy it at all.

"Hmm? Who are you to dare to call me little thing?"

Jinlang took off his headphones in annoyance, raised his head and looked at Xier so that he would not be at a disadvantage.

"You are the little one. I came earlier than you. According to the first-come-first-served rule, you still have to call me Shengbu... No, Sister Golden Wolf!"

"But you are obviously very small."

Just as no man can resist a giant robot, no girl can dislike a cute doll, even Seele.

Xier rubbed Golden Wolf's little face, and regardless of her struggles, she held the little doll in her arms and rubbed it hard.

"Ah, let me go, I can't breathe, you big-breasted, brainless woman!"

"My breasts are actually considered big? Only Natasha's breasts are considered big..."

Xier was quite surprised. This was the first time someone said this to her.