I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

"I have the identification code of the gift I want to give to Dai Qing. Let's just follow the mechanical bird to find Dai Qing. As long as we find her, everything will be easy."

Hearing this, Lin En couldn't help but exclaimed:

"Fuck, box!"

"What weird things are you talking about again!"

She hit Lin En's shoulder with her little pink fist in annoyance. Xiao Que'er, who had a rare bit of motivation, took Lin En's hand and walked quickly towards the nearby Heyun Logistics Turnover Center.

Fortunately, the clever bird Lin En met this time was finally normal. It didn't clamor to read the book, nor did it have jade syndrome and wanted to jump off the building... Although Lin En didn't know how a clever bird would fall to death.

After handing the express box to the Mechanical Bird, Lin En and Qingque followed it all the way, but soon the Mechanical Bird flew into the Star Sea Channel, forcing the two to quickly get on a taxi parked nearby.

"I'm the deacon of the Earth Observation Department. Catch up with that clever bird in front!"

As soon as they got on the Star Raft, Qingque couldn't wait to shout to the driver, causing Lin En and the driver to turn their heads at the same time and look at Qingque with an excited look on his face.

"Guest, what are you doing?"

"I should be the one saying this, right?"

Under the gaze of Lin En and the driver, the girl stuck out her tongue and scratched her head:

"Hey, I've always wanted to have the chance to say lines like this."

Fearing that he might lose sight of the target if he delayed too long, Lin En took out his ID card as a deacon of the Land and Resources Department and showed it to the driver. The driver's eyes lit up when he saw it, and he grinned:

"Haha, to be honest with you two deacons, I have been waiting for someone to say this to me since I became a taxi driver!"

After saying this, the Star Raft driver turned around and started to operate the Star Raft at a dizzying speed. His voice sounded extremely excited and high-pitched at this moment:

"Hold on tight, that's all I have to say. I'll say this one last time, the Star Raft is about to start speeding up!"

A violent roar roared from the depths of the Star Chariot, causing Lin En and Qing Que to change their expressions.

“….Fuck!”

The tail of the Star Raft that was painted red suddenly emitted a pale white flame, pushing the Star Raft to rush out at a terrifying speed, rapidly chasing the Mechanical Bird that was flying at a high speed in front of it.

Fortunately, Lin En's physical condition was still good, so after parking the car he did not become dizzy like the girl leaning on his arms. The driver of the Xingcha, who had a great time racing, seemed particularly high-spirited and excitedly held Lin En's hand and shook it non-stop.

"Comrade Dihengsi, it's a pleasure to work with you. I feel like I've become 300 years younger.

But uncle, I have to report to the Tianbosi detention room and apply to the Tianbosi Channel Management Group for a ticket. I look forward to our next cooperation."

Chapter 4: The Fragments of the Fallen Sword and the Silver Wolf's Great Victory (k)

After getting off the Star Raft, Lin En pulled the still dizzy Qingque and continued to track the Mechanical Bird, constantly approaching the destination through the cargo boxes piled up like a maze at Liuyun Ferry.

On the way, Lin En couldn't help but feel curious about the true identity of the so-called "Beautiful Fox Fairy". The thought that the perfect fox fairy who was sought after by everyone on the Internet was about to fall into his hands, no matter whether she was really a beautiful fox woman or a muscular fat guy pretending to be a cute girl on the Internet, the joy of solving the mystery (opening the box) would not diminish in the slightest.

It would be better if the person on the other side was a big guy who picked his toes. Anyway, it wasn't me who pushed V, and the bigger the noise, the more fun it would be.

"It's a pity that Xi'er was not brought along, otherwise I could have asked her to say 'unveil their veils'. Just thinking about it makes me happy."

Hearing Lin En's bulging voice, Qingque, who was trotting behind him, couldn't help but stick his head out and asked:

"Who is Xi'er? What have you been doing these past two days? There's no sign of you doing anything."

"Ahem, don't worry about it."

Lin En waved his hands and said something to fool around, then interrupted Qingque's question with a serious face:

"What I have been busy with recently concerns the fate of Luofu and even the entire Immortal Boat, and involves some secret knowledge of Emperor Gong Siming and Shou Wen Huo Zu. If it is handled well, it will be another head-on blow to the Medicine King's secret teachings by Luofu. Even Master Xue Yi was amazed after seeing it and told me not to make it public. This is a top-secret mission of the Ten Kings' Division.

If we weren't so close, I wouldn't have told you this, but would have made up a lie to you."

Lin En's heartfelt words made Qing Que freeze. It involved so many secrets and taboos, but Lin En told her the truth. This was really...

The girl fell into silence due to her agitated thoughts. After a long time, she raised her head and looked into Lin En's sincere eyes:

"To be honest, the tone you used when you said this is exactly the same as when you usually fool Miss Su Chang."

"You are not Li Dazhentou."

Lynn smiled and shook her head.

"That idiot must have believed me the first time I said it, so why would he need to come up with so many reasons?"

Hearing this, Qingque couldn't help but frown slightly, and sighed: "Miss Suchang has a good temper but she doesn't want you to bully her like this. If she hears this, she will definitely use that fat phoenix to hurt you."

"Thank you for the invitation. I was already beaten by her 'Chi Yuan Grandmaster' yesterday."

Greenbird: “6”

While the two were talking all the way, the Mechanical Bird arrived at its destination, but to Qingque's surprise, the recipient was a man from the Chiming tribe.

"Wait, who are you!?"

Qingque didn't think much about it, and jumped out directly, pointing at the Chiming man and asked:

"This express was clearly sent to Miss Dai Qing, how did it end up in your hands?"

The man's expression changed when he heard the words "Dai Qing", but he still managed to keep a straight face and said:

"I, I'm her agent, but you guys, Dai Qing clearly said you can't do anything extreme, why did you still come along? I'm going to cancel your membership."

"Whatever. Neither of us has membership anyway."

While saying this nonchalantly, Lin En also signaled Qingque with his eyes. The latter understood and logged into the account borrowed from a friend to send a message to Daiqing. Then, as expected, the man's phone rang with a text message ringtone.

"Sure enough, then there is only one truth!"

Striking a classic pose of a certain elementary school student of the God of Death, Lin En pointed at "Fox Fairy Dai Qing" and said loudly:

"The fox fairy Dai Qing is actually a cross-dresser!"

"I admit it... Wait, what are you talking about!"

Dai Qing grabbed the hem of her clothes, trying to save her image which had been completely lost:

"I admit that I did pretend to be the beautiful fox fairy Dai Qing and cheated people out of some money online, but I don't have a habit of wearing women's clothes!"

"What are you talking about?"

Lynn pushed up his non-existent glasses, a gleam of mockery glimmering in his eyes.

"To say that you are a cross-dresser is an understatement. When someone wears women's clothing, it is just a short-term change of appearance. Besides, who says that men can't wear women's clothing? You are blatantly discriminating against sexism!

Although you haven't put on women's clothes yet, you have been pretending to be a beautiful fox fairy online for so long and flirting with so many men at the same time. You must have awakened the female in your heart - just like those group members in the QQ group who pretend to be cute girls all day long, your heart has long been feminine, and it is only a matter of time before you put on women's clothes and become a cute pseudo-girl! "

"What, is it so serious?"

After being attacked by Lin En's verbal attacks, Dai Qing seemed to have really seen the day when she wore fox ears and a fox tail and a little skirt. She took several steps back in fear and leaned against the container behind her.

He just wanted to experience the joy of using words on the Internet to heal people, bring them happiness, and make a little money at the same time. He didn't really want to become a crossdresser!

Just as Lin En was about to continue his pursuit, Qingque, who had been tapping on his phone for a long time, reached out and grabbed him, saying:

"Stop joking around and think about how to deal with this fox fairy Dai Qing. My poker friend said that when Yu Yu wanted Zi Sha, it was Dai Qing who gave him hope of life. Now he is happily waiting for Dai Qing's reply."

"Oh my god, why is there another Yu Yu? Can't Yu Yu watch some porn? Obviously, watching more porn can cure all negative emotions."

Lin En couldn't help but complain, and then he looked seriously at the fox fairy Dai Qing who was looking terrified in front of him.

[Option 1: The Internet is all virtual, all iced tea dripping, nothing real! Just chatting online is far from enough, let Dai Qing debut as a beautiful fox fairy vtuber! ...Reward: Random Black Tower Collection*]

[Option 1: The Internet is not a lawless place. Take Dai Qing back to the Land and Investiture Division for interrogation and investigation... Reward: Random Black Tower Collection * ]

Why are all the rewards the collections from the Black Tower? Is it because this mission was accepted from Ester that the final rewards will just be the collections from the Black Tower?

Lin En shook his head, looked at Dai Qing, and said coldly:

"Excuse me, I'm a policeman. Come with me to the Land and Investment Division."

"...Fine."

Unexpectedly, Dai Qing did not offer any resistance. Instead, he felt relieved. It seemed that he also realized that his current condition was somewhat pathological.

......

"I thought you would let him go."

After coming out of the Land and Horizon Department, Qingque said belatedly, while Lin En looked at the crimson blade fragment in his hand and answered without raising his head:

"It's up to the judge to decide whether to release him or not. My responsibility as a deacon is to send him to see the judge. But judging from what he has done right now, it's not that serious. I guess he'll be released after two or three years of detention so that he can learn his lesson."

"It's really not a big deal when it's so short."

Qingque nodded, and his eyes unconsciously fell on the deep red sword fragment in Lin En's hand. He couldn't help but move his little face closer to see what was going on.

"What is this thing? Let me play with it?"

"Why do you want to borrow everything to play with?"

Shaking his head helplessly, Lin En did not share the broken blade in his hand with Qingque as usual, but sighed with a somewhat lonely look:

"This is not a toy, it is... a relic of a deceased person."

"Your...old friend?"

Qingque's voice sounded a little hesitant. This was the first time she saw Lin En looking so lonely.

"Yes, a good teacher, a... fool who dared to challenge the gods."

Lin En slowly raised his hand, and more sword fragments emerged from the void, pulled by an invisible force, vaguely outlining the outline of the broken blade.

The mottled surface of the broken blade is like a wasteland burned by fire, telling of its past.

But even though it was so broken, the sword still emitted a slight heat, as if it was telling something, or as if it was hoping to be rekindled.

[Item: Fragment of the Godly Sword

She put on the true red armor, and the fire of destruction that could destroy eternity surged in her palm, turning into the sword of destruction that could cut through the gods and melt the stars - the God's Falling Sword, Surtur.

She ignited her own life and raised the sharp blade of fire to the almighty god, but she put down the blade at the last moment, turning everything she had into the final lesson to light her way forward.

Now, the fire has died down, the sword has broken down, and only the remaining fire is still burning.

Lin En really didn't expect that he would actually pull out the fragment of the Meteorite Sword. Although it had no practical significance to him, it was still a very valuable collection in his opinion.

It's a pity... this sword can't achieve [the day when the broken sword is reforged, the day when the knight returns]. How about just giving it to Aunt Ji Zi here when the time comes?

Forget it. Although they look the same, have the same name, and the same personality, except for a certain [Sit-Up] contestant who passively abandoned his wife and children, everyone here is just a variant of the same type and is not essentially the same person.

With another long sigh, Lin En waved his hand to put the fragments of the Meteorite Sword into his personal space. He patted his face to restore his expression to normal, and went shopping in Changletian with Qingque who seemed to be thinking about something. He did not notice the faint flash of fire in his personal space.

......

[Lynn: Balabala, that’s pretty much what happened.]

Ester: Well, so this beautiful fox fairy Miss Daiqing is neither beautiful, nor a fox fairy, and certainly not a lady?

Lin En: Although, I still want to say, "What did our Shinra do to you?!"

Ester: Don’t always say weird things that I don’t understand. Girls will dislike you if you do that!

Lin En: Next time, for sure. And...

[Transfer: 200 million credit points]

Estelle:?

Lin En: The investigation fund you gave me was totally unused. I think it's not appropriate to ask you to reimburse me for the money I spent on buying milk tea for Qingque. The only thing I did was to take a taxi, and the driver went to turn himself in, so I might as well just return it to you.

Esta: There's no need to do that. It's just a small amount of money anyway.

Lin En: This is a matter of principle. Funding is funding, and how much is used is how much is used.

Of course, now that we have discussed the official business, can we now talk about the personal matters?

Ester: Personal matters...what do you mean?

Lin En: It’s true that I cannot accept public funds, but now I have returned it to you so it is no longer funds. If you give me the 200 million now, I will definitely not refuse!

So - rich woman, hungry, money!

Estelle: Hum, sorry, it's past the deadline.

Lin En: Why is this happening? (╥﹏╥)o]

After explaining everything to Ester, Lin En lay on the sofa at home and continued to play with his phone, preparing to harvest the physical strength/pioneer power/resin/sanity/oil/serum/activity/AP accumulated during the day.