I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

Lynn felt something was wrong.

"Why are you getting so close?"

[Of course it is a blessing for you. ]

Ah Ha blinked his ruby ​​eyes, which were full of innocence and joy, enough to easily influence any human who didn't know what kind of twisted existence was inside this perfect body.

Obviously, Lynn is not among them.

The fiery red eyes suddenly approached, close enough for Lin En to see his stunned reflection in them - he felt it.... (Supplementary file)...

"Ugh——!"

Lin En widened his eyes when he realized what was happening, and struggled hurriedly to push Aha away. Unfortunately, how could his strength possibly contend with this being who was one of the strongest even among the Star Gods?

Lin En could feel some kind of sweet liquid being pushed towards him by that little clove tongue, spreading rapidly in his body like ink in water. In a flash, it had soaked every cell in his body, causing his body, as a healthy young man, to produce some instinctive reactions.

If other people see this, I will never be able to wash off the label of developing heavy industry even if I jump into the Yellow River.

Fortunately, today, Aha did not let Ester come in unexpectedly out of mischief. Instead, after the long "blessing", he sat on the table, crossed his legs, pointed at a muddy puddle that appeared on the floor at some point, and said with a smile:

[Yes, the muddy water is ready, go wash. ]

"Sorry, my first kiss wasn't from you, Aha, but from Xiao Que'er!"

"Tsk, how boring! I thought you would wash your mouth with muddy water. You are such a disloyal fellow."

Ah Ha lifted the hem of her skirt slightly, revealing her beautiful skin, which was almost the limit of human imagination, inch by inch in front of Lin En.

But compared to His angelic and flawless appearance, His smile and words were much worse:

[Tsk tsk tsk, my dear Lin Enen, why are you still reacting? You say disgusting things with your mouth, but your body is quite honest.

Miscellaneous fish? Miscellaneous fish? Miscellaneous fish?~】

“Why can’t I react?”

At this point, Lin En knew that he couldn't back down even a little bit, otherwise he would definitely be ridiculed by Aha in an even more extreme way.

“It’s just a little female ghost. If you’re brave enough, the Star God will give you maternity leave!

I don't care what you look like inside, I can fuck you three times a night in this suit! Sooner or later I will fuck you into a flannel ball!"

[Really? I'm really looking forward to it, but I'm skeptical whether you can do it, a small fry like you~]

Ah Ha's smile did not diminish, but her hands that were holding up the hem of her skirt had already loosened, once again covering up the pink and white color that had almost been completely revealed.

[Aha's three-star blessing of happiness has arrived, please check~]

With a wave of his little hand, the blessing panel that Aha gave to Lin En with a kiss of evil taste was also unfolded in front of Lin En, causing his mouth to twitch.

【Blessing of Joy, Shared Joy

Those who are blessed by this should follow the path of joy, share their joy with others, and ascend to bliss and share joy with them.

Effect: The recipient of this blessing will obtain a clear glass body. While retaining the original effect of the clear glass body, the tempering of the body can stimulate and activate the thoughts and emotions of the opposite sex, making them happy both physically and mentally. 】

"What succubus?"

Lynn herself couldn't help but complain.

To put it more bluntly, isn't this blessing that one's own body fluids have gained an aphrodisiac effect?

Now that's good, my body fluids can originally enhance my physical fitness, heal injuries, and restore vitality and physical strength, and now with an aphrodisiac effect... Damn, I'm afraid that the opponent won't be able to squeeze me to death, right?

Other succubi rely on sex to arouse others and suck their essence to strengthen themselves, but it's different for me - I arouse others and their energy is also sucked away... In other words, anyone who is with me will passively become a succubus?

"It's bad. Just because of Mingche Liuli's body Xi'er, I was already in a difficult battle. Now I'm going to be killed by her directly."

Lynn felt an unprecedented crisis!

"Ahaha, you deserve to die!!!"

In response, the white-haired loli just disappeared into the void with laughter.

[So, trash is trash. Today’s victory is a big victory for Aha!]

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That night.

There is no concept of day and night in the space station. In order to successfully research and improve the level of their own staff, all the staff of the Black Tower Space Station are masters of cultivation who drink coffee as water. Those who sleep at 12 o'clock are all small fry, those who sleep at 3 o'clock are barely adequate, and those who sleep at 5 o'clock are remarkable. Only those who stay up all night are qualified to compete for the legendary title of champion of cultivation.

Therefore, the lights in the space station are almost never turned off and are always bright all night long.

In the corridor, the cold light fell on the only pedestrian, stretching his shadow very long.

Lynn adjusted the clown mask on his face and walked freely towards the resource containers piled up on the side of the corridor.

"Hehehe, here I come again!"

In the past few days, Lin En wandered through the corridors of the space station like a ghost every night looking for "destructible objects", hoping that another rare item would pop up to prove his European ancestry. Unfortunately, the result was that he was moving from a pure Asian to an African little by little.

It's so funny, they don't ship at all.

The only reason why Lin En insisted that he was not a poor guy was that the "Galaxy Lotto" had not exploded yet. At least he was much better than those poor guys whose first box exploded directly after they chose the Galaxy Lotto without any explosion.

Hey, don’t look at others, I’m talking about you!

Before starting tonight's unboxing journey, Lynn went to Estelle to borrow her high-end astronomical telescope to observe the Milky Way. Finally, relying on his less than 50 knowledge of mysticism, he calculated that tonight was the time when the stars would return to their positions - that is to say, the goods would definitely be shipped tonight.

As expected, an accident happened tonight.

Just as Lin En took out his baseball bat, the same as Sister Xing's, and was about to smash the container in front of him, a loud and powerful voice suddenly came from the side:

"Hey you!"

Lin En turned around and saw a man in a defense department uniform walking out from the corner and shouting at him angrily:

"You bastard—I finally caught you!"

Lin En, wearing a mask, seemed fearless. "Who are you?"

“Does it matter who I am?”

Although he said so, the clerk couldn't wait to continue before Lin En could speak:

"Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you out of mercy!

In order to prevent public property from being destroyed and to maintain the peace of the space station, I - an upright member of the Black Tower Space Station and an honorable defense soldier! "

As he yelled, the defense officer raised his charge rifle and said sternly:

"You are a fellow who wantonly sabotages public affairs. I have been tracking you for two days, and today I finally caught you in the act! If I don't teach you a lesson, you will be wasting my big brother's cultivation of me."

Hearing this, Lin En's eyes widened in surprise: "Don't these destructible objects automatically refresh at four in the morning every day?"

"Auto refresh? Are you awake!

I tell you - every time you break a container, I have to work overtime to prepare a new one and put it back in its place... and I don't get overtime pay! It's so unfair!"

"But I clearly put ten Black Tower coins next to a damaged container as compensation."

"What, there is such a thing?"

The defense officer was shocked and muttered to himself, "Hiss, there are so many, why didn't I pick them up? Could it be that someone else picked them up in advance?"

Should I return it and wait until he puts out all the money before coming out?

No, no, what are you thinking about? How can you be greedy for such a small advantage? You are a righteous defense officer!

The defense officer shook his head vigorously to get rid of the distracting thoughts in his mind, and the charging rifle flashed with electricity, ready to give Lin En a "bomb" at any time.

"You are an evil destroyer of public property, a terrifying ghost wandering around the space station, just surrender!"

[Option 1: Red Bean Paste Private Marseille, bow to the defense officer to apologize and say that he will never do this again... Reward: Lucky Draw*1, Praise for High Morality*]

[Option 1: If it is called a destructible object, it is meant to be destroyed. Otherwise, why would it have the word "destructible" in it? Smash the container in front of the defense officer and subdue him... Reward: This "unboxing" will definitely get a rare object, praise for noble morality*]

Why does option 2 also receive high moral approval?

The doubt only lasted for a moment, and the next second Lin En pointed at the container and shouted righteously:

"I'm doing this for the peace of the space station. There must be explosives or dangerous goods in this container. I'm risking my life to help you dismantle it."

As he spoke, Lynn raised the baseball bat and smashed it down with force, and a ball of neon-colored light burst out from it.

"You, you actually broke the container in front of the law enforcers!"

Ignoring the duties of the defense officer, Lin En bent down curiously and picked up some old game cartridges from the broken container.

[Strange Item: Punk Lord Spirit.

Life is just a game - for hackers in the cyber world [Punkloder], this joke is no joke. They roam in cyberspace, rewrite reality with a technology called ether editing, and write life into a grand game.

Each game cartridge is a tombstone of a legendary hacker, recording how this legend completed the game called [World] - Punk Lord, there are no living legends!

Effect: The holder can expand the game field (the size of the field is determined by the holder's mental strength), everything in the game field will be gamified, and the holder will gain the ability of ether editing in the field, and can freely edit the game content in the field. 】

"Fuck, this is some powerful stuff!"

After getting the new toy, Lin En expanded the game field without saying a word. Under his intentional control, the field only covered a small half of the corridor and did not continue to expand.

When the angry defense officer saw that Lin En actually broke the container in front of him, he finally couldn't help but launch an attack to subdue Lin En. He switched the charging rifle to paralysis mode, aimed at Lin En and pulled the trigger.

“Zizzizizi~~~Bang!”

Lin En let the anesthetic ray hit him without dodging, and then two strings of text floated out from above his head.

[Effect Resistance]

[hp-3]

"what's the situation?"

The defense officer seemed to suddenly realize something and looked up above his head. What he saw was a bright red blood bar with a level 5 marked next to it.

"You were the first to attack, and I was just defending myself afterwards."

Shamelessly saying this, Lynn completely turned off the pain feedback and injury feedback, leaving only a pure blood bar for the defense officer.

[During Lin's turn, Lin used Inch Power: Rock Break, which was very effective and the defense officer fell down.]

The battle was without any suspense. When Lynn's fist landed on the defense officer, the health bar above his head was instantly emptied.

After Lynn turned off his pain and injury feedback, he really didn't suffer any injuries. He just felt all his strength was exhausted in an instant and fell to the ground powerlessly.

"Ugh... Damn it! As a defense officer, I can't even protect the most basic public property. I really feel so ashamed of Brother Alan! I feel so ashamed of Station Master Estelle! I feel so ashamed of Ms. Black Tower! I wish I could fire myself!"

"Well, actually your brother Alan can't beat me either."

"Oh, that's okay."

The defense officer was instantly relieved.

"If even Brother Alan couldn't beat him, how could an ordinary clerk like me stand a chance... But, do you dare to leave your name?

Don’t look down on the poor young man. When I return from my training, I will definitely avenge the supply containers that were destroyed for no reason! You just wait for me!”

In response, Lin En simply adjusted his orange clown mask again, crossed his arms and smiled:

"I am Sambo Koski from Beloberg. I await your revenge!"

Chapter 4: Silver Wolf Arrives at the Battlefield (k)!

"Follow the butterflies, phantoms of the past!"

In a trance, Bronya seemed to hear such a cry in her ears. The girl's voice was resolute and strong, stirring her nerves and making her consciousness gradually escape from the darkness.

"Woo..."

She struggled to open her eyes, but what she saw was a series of dazzling blue lights that flashed violently like electric welding, which almost took away Bronya's vision in a short period of time.

"Oh no, it's a mid-range attack. Golden Wolf, use the recovery dust to save my teeth!"

"You're such an idiot, how can you hit a shot like this? Go back to the camp and don't come out to cause trouble for me."

Seele and Golden Wolf, who were sitting in front of the projection screen and frantically rubbing the controllers to play games, did not notice that Bronya had woken up at all, until Bronya subconsciously supported her body and sat up, and the sound of the quilt sliding off attracted Seele's attention.

Of course, the main reason was that the game character controlled by Xier had already typed gg, which distracted her.

"Wake up, big silver wolf."