My love game with them that will lead to certain death

Oh, this guy is in such trouble.

"Well, let's skip the topic of the bathroom and discuss our current situation first."

Ming Hai, who changed the subject without anyone noticing and was not blamed by Eriri, rolled his eyes, crossed his legs and sat on the bed, showing the rationality and calmness that he should have in Eriri's posture.

On the contrary, Eriri, who currently controls his body, uses the curly-haired boy's body to show a bewildered expression. She can only shrink in the chair in front of the desk and listen to his thoughts with a confused look on her face.

"First think about why all this happened. After all, even the old-fashioned body-swapping plot in anime should have a "trigger" to lead it to happen."

In other words, what caused them to swap bodies?

"…Is it because Toru reached out and grabbed me when I fell down the stairs?"

Eriri hung her head and reviewed everything that happened before the body swap, and finally came up with this hypothesis.

"Hmm - it's possible..."

After all, the system didn't pop up at this time to explain what was going on. It seemed that he had to rely on his own reasoning or guesswork to get the truth.

"It could also be because we fell down the building together?"

Ming Hai proposed new possibilities, and he was not satisfied with limiting the range of answers to a very narrow range.

"Then - is it possible that if we fall again, we can return to our original state?"

The light in Ying Lili's eyes shone again, and she would not miss even the slightest possibility.

"Well—why not give it a try!"

Ming Hai also actively affirmed her idea and nodded in agreement.

The next day, the twin brother and sister of the Sawamura family fell down the stairs of the school building hand in hand and were discovered by the onlookers.

However, the bodies of this conspicuous brother and sister did not get exchanged back as imagined, but news came from the health room that Eriri almost broke her bones.

Chapter 7 Don’t do this to my body…!

"So I said—you bastard!"

In the school health room, the curly-haired boy held the plaster-casted left hand of the blonde girl lying on the bed, with a look of heartache and a hint of blame on his face.

The person lying on the bed is Eriri Sawamura, the curly-haired boy's younger sister, who broke her hand due to "accidental slip" and falling down the stairs.

“Really? What the hell are you doing? You should be more careful with this body…!”

In the eyes of others, "he" must be a responsible brother who loves his sister very much and would not let her suffer any grievances.

"Oh, I didn't expect this body to be so fragile."

The girl who was lying on the bed, as delicate and cute as a doll, just shook her left hand in a plaster cast nonchalantly, as if she was not the one suffering from the pain and downplayed it in a nonchalant tone.

In the eyes of others, "she" must be a sensible sister who pretends to be strong and act as if nothing happened in order not to make her brother worry.

“Don’t say that…!”

When the "brother" heard his sister brush off her pain in this way, he also "distressed" her and held her shoulders to express his concern.

Well, they are really a pair of siblings with a good relationship.

The school doctor who was sitting at her desk and not disturbing the brother and sister's "mutual concern" smiled like an auntie. She saw a pair of good-looking siblings expressing their concern for each other in her office area, showing the true truth, goodness and beauty of human beings - what could better soothe her manic and depressed mental state at work?

Of course, it was impossible for her to realize the true meaning of the brother and sister's "caring for each other" just now.

"You broke your hand - that's why I hate you the most!"

On the way home, the curly-haired boy burst into tears and punched the calm blonde girl with twin ponytails who was sitting next to him with his little fists - the latter was the one who was truly traumatized, but she behaved much calmer than him.

"Okay, okay, I admit that we acted too hastily. Can you please stop making that expression?"

"Eri" looked at "Tōru" who was sitting next to her with red cheeks and was so excited that he was about to cry, and for some reason she pulled the corner of her mouth a little unhappy.

"If Eriri had made this expression because I was teasing her, I would have felt very accomplished... But if she cried like this with my appearance, I don't know why I would feel uncomfortable..."

It was more like he wanted to punch her when he saw her crying - he suppressed the impulse because he was thinking of his sister's soul still living in this body.

"Okay, okay, let's talk about it after we get home, okay."

Helplessly, Ming Hai could only comfort Eriri, who was heartbroken at the sight of his broken body. He stretched out his hand and rubbed the curly hair that originally belonged to him, speaking in a calm tone as if he was calming down the restlessness of a large dog.

I have to say, my curly hair feels really good. People who don’t understand curly hair have no taste.

This strange scene was seen clearly by the butler in the front seat through the rearview mirror. The butler, who was over fifty years old, could not help but wipe the sweat from his forehead.

Having taken care of the brother and sister since they were young, he of course knew their personalities inside out. So when he saw that Miss Eriri, who used to be willful and very childish, was now steadily playing the role of a comforter, comforting Master Toru, who had always been independent and clever, like comforting a child, his cognition was almost collapsing.

"It seems that I am getting old and my eyesight is a little blurry..."

Mr. Butler very modestly attributed this unusual phenomenon to himself, rubbing his temples with particular distress.

After finishing their school day, the brother and sister finally returned home safely - but there are still more problems waiting for them to solve.

Still in Toru's room, Eriri, who had suppressed her true nature for the entire day, only showed her complete collapse the moment she closed the door.

"I've had enough - why haven't the bodies been swapped back yet?"

She drove Minghai's body, but she was extremely emotional, stomping her feet and pacing back and forth angrily, doing things that were completely contrary to Minghai's usual style.

"Tetsu, do you know how hard this day was for me? In order to prevent the teachers and classmates around me from noticing anything unusual about me, I pretended to be almost dying...!"

Ming Hai, who didn't mind doing things that went against her character despite Eriri's body, sat on the bed with her legs wide open, and even roughly reached her hand into her clothes to scratch her back.

"Oh, it was difficult for me to play Eriri, too. For example, when I had to go into the women's restroom, I was confused about whether to go in or not."

"You're not really going in, are you?"

"If I don't go in, you will definitely blame me for making your bladder sick, right? Besides, I still have the basic morals of not looking at what is inappropriate. Wait... you didn't use my body to go to the toilet all day, did you?"

"........."

Looking at Eriri who was lowering her head with a blushing face, Minghai had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Now, immediately, go to the bathroom. If I die from internal injuries, I will definitely come after you."

He wanted to lift Eriri out of the room like he was lifting a cat by the scruff of the neck, but he found it difficult to do so with his own—or rather, with Eriri's physical strength.

Tsk, this feeling is just like when you are playing a game and your team level is deliberately lowered in order to control the difficulty when passing a story level. It's so frustrating and uncomfortable.

"No, there's nothing I can do. I'll see you when I go to the bathroom or take a shower..."

Ying Lili stammered a few words, and finally simply covered her face and didn't want to say any more.

This also brought another bad news - since the body swap, Eriri has never bathed his body.

Ming Hai pinched his philtrum, suppressing the discomfort. No matter what, he couldn't get angry with his sister.

Indeed, their daily lives had changed drastically after the body swap. It was a bit dramatic for Minghai to have only enjoyed his life as a winner for a day or two before he suddenly suffered such a change and became Eriri's life.

Today was the first day after they swapped bodies. Eriri in Toru's body became extremely well-behaved in class. She didn't dare to stand out and wouldn't bother with the girls who greeted her with starry eyes. After class, she just dragged Ming Hai away -

Ming Hai, who was very uncomfortable with Eriri's body, still spent the school day with amazing adaptability with the mentality of "since I'm here, I can do it", even though the Eriri he played today gave people the impression of being neither dignified nor elegant, but rather a little off-line for no reason.

No wonder there is no entry related to "personality" in the attributes of this random throw. If you need to play another person after exchanging bodies, this attribute would be a bit superfluous.

Chapter 8: Strange Talk on the Rules of Body Swapping

Looking back now, the school day after the first body swap was a disaster for Eriri Sawamura.

Not only did she find the thing between her legs particularly noticeable when she woke up, but she also tried to hold her urine and went through a whole day of classes to avoid seeing Xiao Xiao Che - she also had to endure the starry eyes from the girls around her, the unfriendly rolling eyes from some of the boys, and the teacher's very "favored" question of "Do you want to try this question?"

She can't catch up with her brother in academic ability, and can only pretend to be not as free and easy as her brother in social situations. She has to barely imitate the impression of her twin brother in her memory, and tries hard to perform the actions that Toru should have in school, but in Minghai's eyes, she is a little too hard.

The spoiled Eriri had never encountered such a thing. She was very strong as she did not make the body swap public and tried to maintain her dignity.

But it's clear that this is not a long-term solution.

"Really... When can I get it back..."

Eriri, who had just finished taking a shower, simply wiped her short golden curly hair with a towel, blushed and walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel - she was actually a little unaccustomed to the weight on her head suddenly becoming so refreshing.

"Look at how badly you've taken care of my body, Eriri. I want to know when I can get it back."

The girl who had been waiting outside the door for a long time had long golden hair and spoke in a calm but somewhat low voice.

Like the curly-haired boy, she was also wrapped in a thick nightgown and looked like she had just taken a shower.

Seeing this scene, the curly-haired boy, whose face was already a little red because he saw something he didn't want to see, immediately understood something, and his face turned so red that it seemed like blood was about to drip out.

“T-Tetsu, you wouldn’t…!”

"Hmm? I am very responsible. Of course I will take good care of other people's health."

The blonde girl covered her face with her hands and smiled faintly. Sawamura Eriri had never been so unhappy with her own squinting smile.

"You pervert! You pervert! You're a sister-con!"

Miss Eriri subconsciously wanted to use the twin-tail tornado move to teach her brother a lesson, but there was only a head of fluffy golden curly hair shaking slightly on the empty head.

"puff."

The brother in front of her made a sneering expression using her own appearance.

"If you don't want to see Tohru-chan, Eriri, I don't mind helping you when you go to the bathroom."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

This was undoubtedly the last straw that broke the camel's back for Miss Eriri's complete outburst.

"Get lost! Don't come over here! You stinky old man! I hate you the most!!!"

"Ah, how come you feel refreshed after being scolded?"

Ming Hai did not take Eriri's offensive insults and abuse to heart. After all, it would be childish to be hard on Eriri.

"Okay, okay, now that you're done scolding me, can we discuss what to do?"

He reached out and embraced the body that originally belonged to him, and slowly walked back to his room with the still somewhat angry Eriri. The huge main house of the Sawamura family villa was always occupied by only the two of them, so Eriri could shout loudly without restraint - but some things would be safer to discuss in a more closed room.

"It's best to keep our body swap a secret. Unless there are special circumstances, don't tell anyone."

Ming Hai sat down on his big bed. Although his sitting posture with legs crossed almost exposed his lower body, Eriri, who was sitting obediently on the chair, was not very happy - after all, in this way the scenery under her skirt was exposed.

"Tetsu, do you think I'm a three-year-old kid? There's no need to tell me about such a simple thing. I'm not stupid enough to spread it around. It won't do any good for me."

Feeling that she was being treated like a child, Eriri pouted in particular dissatisfaction. Even though her brother was born only a few minutes earlier than her, he always treated her like a childish kid who needed countless instructions.

"I just want to find a way to change my body back as soon as possible. Who wants to stay in your body forever?"

"Ah, we agree on this point. Eriri, your body is weak and you can't use your strength, which makes me feel distressed."

“You-you exerted your strength in some weird place!!”

"Why do you always think about that... Is your brain full of dirty shit?"

“T-Not at all! If it weren’t for the fact that your words were so easily misunderstood—ahhhhhhh that’s why I hate communicating with you! You always say inexplicable things that can be misunderstood!!”

"Sorry, sorry, but Eriri-san's angry look is kind of cute after all, and I can't help but want to look at it a few more times."

But if possible, it would be better to use her original body instead of getting angry in Minghai's appearance. Otherwise, he would really get angry when he sees her shy face.

In response to Eriri who was almost going crazy, Ming Hai did not make any further teasing that would make the blush on Eriri's face even more vivid. After clearing his throat, he brought the topic back on track.

"Anyway, we have agreed not to tell anyone about our body swap. So, we must do it."

"…Are you going to hide this from mom and the others?"

Even though she was still angry and didn't want to pay attention to her brother, Ying Lili still pouted and muttered this question - she was actually a sensible child, not so arrogant and willful as to not listen to others.

"I don't think Mom and Dad would hand us over to some scientific organization for human research, right...?"

What a wild imagination! Miss Eriri, have you already thought of this?

But on second thought, this possibility cannot be ignored. In many horror and suspense films involving science fiction and the supernatural, the characters who suddenly have special abilities blindly believe that their family members will not betray them, and end up being pressed on the experimental bed of a mad scientist and become victims.

"Indeed, we cannot underestimate the evil in human nature...! We must keep it a secret even from our parents. The ultimate evil is omnipotent, and even the love of parents can be diluted by it...!"

"what……"

Seeing her brother suddenly become passionate and indignant, Ying Lili pulled the corner of her mouth as if she had expected it, and put her chin on her hand to listen to his shocking assumptions and arguments.

After all, they have been together for more than 20 years, and she has long been accustomed to this side of her brother that suddenly appears.

"In addition to keeping confidentiality, I think we have other things to agree on."

Eriri cleared her throat and raised her index finger seriously.