The Villain Saint is my secondary account

"It's okay, it's just a pure herbal extract and won't harm your body."

Lilia covered her mouth slightly, her playful eyes curving into crescents, somewhat resembling Ella's usual expression. "But it can make that guy look like a fool in front of the gods, hehe."

"He's already having an affair with the Queen, yet he still wants to lay a finger on the gods. This is the fate a scumbag deserves!"

Back in the VIP box above the theater.

Sweating profusely, Ye Xiao had already pulled out a small clump of her hair in an attempt to endure the pain.

Lilia's methods are too ruthless. He vowed to find an opportunity to teach her a lesson later.

But the most urgent task is to find a way to solve the current situation.

But what should I do?

Ella could only watch anxiously from the sidelines, not daring to make a move, for fear that if she touched her other body even slightly, she would unleash her animalistic desires...

Um... but actually, sending it doesn't seem like it's a bad idea?

This thought suddenly popped into Ella's mind.

This is a private, enclosed room, and it is equipped with a special soundproofing array to block sound from being transmitted outwards.

To put it bluntly, one of the core functions of these boxes in the grand theater is to provide a place for nobles and lovers to meet and "entertain" in secret.

And do she and Ye Xiao... still need to be ashamed about something like this? It's not like it's the first time...

Once the thought arose in her mind, it grew like weeds and could no longer be suppressed. The girl's legs unconsciously came together, one small hand unconsciously gripped the hem of her skirt draped over her lower abdomen, while the other hand tremblingly reached towards Ye Xiao's thigh.

Ella recalled the feeling that had captivated her last time, and a strange excitement welled up inside her.

Ye Xiao stopped scratching his head and nervously watched as a slender hand rested on his calf. He looked up and met the girl's rosy, alluring eyes.

In the dim light, a blush of shyness gradually appeared on her beautiful, fair face.

Ye Xiao's pupils dilated, and he swallowed hard, but before he could make a move, a soft, fragrant breeze wafted towards him.

"Well……!?"

The smooth, milkshake-like texture touched my face, and the sweet, jasmine-like fragrance melted on my tongue.

As if pounced on and devoured by a hungry wolf on the sofa, Ye Xiao felt a strange sense of unease—wait, wasn't I the one who was drugged??

He felt that he still had some reason left, but the fervor surging from another petite and soft body poured out like a flood.

Her large, watery eyes were filled with joy, and her little paws, which had been resting on Ye Xiao's thigh, began to wander.

No, at least we need to teleport to another location first...

The thought popped into Ye Xiao's mind, and he tried to reach out and grab Ella's arm, but was surprised to find that he couldn't lift it.

He looked down in surprise and found a small, dark tentacle reaching out from the sofa and binding his wrist.

Holy crap, when did this start?? Did I start it???

(The following part is omitted, as tribute to the great River Crab God)

Chapter Thirteen: Undressing Without Regret

Oh no, something's not right!

When Ella regained some consciousness, Ye Xiao on the sofa was already on the verge of death again.

Dark circles under his eyes, so thick they looked like he'd been smoking opium for forty years, hung on his thin, sunken eye sockets.

She hurriedly manipulated the tentacles binding their bodies to loosen the bonds, and blushed as she pulled out a "healing holy light" and stuffed it into Ye Xiao's mouth.

"Gulp..." Ye Xiao swallowed the cool, slippery tentacle ball into his stomach, and the life force that was almost completely extinguished gradually revived.

He looked up at that adorable face, which was shy yet still seemed to have more to say. The silver strands of hair hanging down from above gently brushed against the tip of his nose, giving him a slightly tingling, itchy feeling.

That's enough, at least the effects of the medicine have worn off... or rather, they should have worn off an hour ago...

He himself almost lost his life.

But if it's really gone, there's always the Miracle Warlock's Death Rewind, so it's not like we can't continue...

No, stop! Don't use your resurrection skill on something like this!

Ye Xiao was surprised by the thought that had just flashed through his mind. Although it was said that dying under a peony flower was romantic, it was better not to die if possible.

He gritted his teeth and got up, panting heavily, and lifted the girl who was stuck to his leg like a little rag doll from his body to his side.

He discovered that no matter how energetic Ella's body was, and no matter how weak Ye Xiao's body was, his mind would still subconsciously make Ella slack off and let Ye Xiao's body do more work.

He was certain that the two bodies had different personalities and habits, but he never expected that they could influence his thoughts in the same way.

The feeling was subtle. Even though he was thinking and knew what he was thinking, their thoughts would still intertwine and become inseparable.

The play on stage was nearing its end, and Ye Xiao's current desiccated appearance was neither something he could care about, nor did he care about it. However, their disheveled appearances were certainly not suitable for them to appear in public.

So Ella quickly opened a portal and teleported herself and Midnight Snack to her bedroom in the Duke's mansion.

Ye Xiao's clothes were simple; he just opened a portal, retrieved a few pieces from his room at the Seven Stars Society's headquarters, and changed into them.

Although he was wearing a rather expensive tailcoat this time, because he often had to meet with nobles with Skadi during the royal selection, Ye Xiao had several identical suits made after having a tailor take his measurements, just like his wardrobe of black trench coats and linen jackets, which all seemed to be cut from the same mold.

But Ella's dresses are different. Every outfit of the duke's daughter is custom-made by designers, private tailors, and even enchanters from the Heville family, or by famous high-class tailors from the capital. They are all very colorful and never the same.

It's strange to enter the theater in one outfit and leave in another.

But not changing them isn't an option either. The price of these delicate and expensive clothes is inversely proportional to their durability; even the slightest movement leaves behind noticeable creases.

But with no other option, Ella could only find a similar outfit in her wardrobe to change into.

However, these intricately patterned dresses are extremely difficult to put on and take off, and it seems that they are designed so that one would need a servant to help them wear them.

Ella didn't dare go outside to call a servant to help her change her clothes, so Ye Xiao had to lend a hand.

So Ye Xiao went around behind Ella and slowly loosened the ties on her dress.

As the snow-white collar slipped off her smooth, jade-like shoulders, Ye Xiao's fingers, which were running through her soft hair, inadvertently touched her back, which was as smooth as mutton fat.

"Hey..."

Perhaps because the afterglow of what had just happened still lingered in her mind, the sudden, cool touch on her back made Ella purse her lips and let out a soft gasp.

That melodious warbling of a nightingale, like a bewitching note, instantly transformed into an invisible hand that pinched a sliver of Ye Xiao's heart.

Seriously? Even in this state, I can still be swayed by this little vixen's shout??

Why did I make that sound?

Ye Xiao's throat trembled. He felt that he was starting to lose control of his thoughts again, like a wild horse trying to break free of the reins of reason.

Well, since we're already in the room, and I've already taken my clothes off, why don't we...

With her back to Ye Xiao, Ella gently bit her pink lips, and a blush appeared on her face.

"Calm down! Calm down, please!?"

Ye Xiao realized the thought that had been forming in her mind and shouted in panic, not knowing who she was talking to.

This is no happy time; the curtain on the stage has already been drawn, and it will be bad if they don't get out soon.

Fortunately, Ella's underwear and stockings didn't need to be changed, and the former didn't require Ye Xiao's help.

Ye Xiao couldn't understand why. He could see it every day through the shared view, and it was practically as if he was the one operating it... but he still couldn't help but turn his head away to avoid suspicion, his heart pounding like a drum.

After Ella, her face flushed, changed her clothes and sat on the edge of the bed, Ye Xiao went over, took her snow-white and slender ankle in one hand, put the soft sock tube that the girl curled up like a little hamster on her soft feet in his other palm, like a cream pudding.

He wrapped the cool, gossamer-thin velvet around Ye Xiao's pale calves and then moved it upwards. The soft, supple touch made Ye Xiao feel refreshed and relaxed, as if she were playing with the most perfect work of art in the world.

We must be able to thoroughly ravage it here...

Ye Xiao's gaze began to wander, but then he suddenly focused his mind again with his strong will.

This petite girl exudes a captivating magic that seems to drag him into an abyss if he's not careful.

After finally fastening the straps of Ella's little leather shoes, Ye Xiaoxin's newly changed shirt was once again soaked with sweat.

Good heavens, just how terrifying is this...?

If he hadn't been drained of his energy earlier and was now completely exhausted, Ye Xiao figured he would have succumbed to it again.

Even though Ella was also him, he couldn't help but sigh that she was probably the most sinister evil god in the world.

……

Moments later, those who had been closely watching the young couple finally saw them reappear at the theater entrance.

At a café directly opposite the theater entrance, Duke Hevil's men, who had been keeping watch, peered out from above the tabloid they were holding and began scribbling rapidly on a parchment scroll spread out on the table with a quill:

"He didn't show up until twenty minutes after the play ended..."

Hmm? Is there a different person by the young lady's side?

No, it's the same one. God of Light, how did he become like this?

"...The man's appearance has undergone a drastic change, it's suspected...it's suspected he's been attacked by a mind-controlling demon?"

The subordinate subconsciously wrote down the sentence, then immediately crossed it out, cursing himself for his stupidity. What kind of mind-controlling demon was there in the theater?

But if not... what happened? The difference in this person's appearance before and after is ridiculously exaggerated! Makeup? Disguise? But why?

His subordinates were completely baffled and could only write down three question marks under "drastic change".

Chapter Fourteen: The Cat's Plan

"Ah? What's going on?"

On the other side, Lilia also peered out of the carriage window and saw Ye Xiao and Ella leave the theater.

Their relationship didn't get worse; on the contrary, it seemed to become even closer.

"Did I miscalculate the dosage? The drug hasn't taken effect yet?" The girl's beautiful face furrowed. "But why is that man looking like this?"

"The deity even changed his clothes?"

At the same time, this was also Skadi's question, as she and Greta were secretly observing the theater entrance from a spacious rooftop.

"What are Sister Cat and the others doing in there?" Skadi asked, her eyes filled with surprise and doubt. "I seem to remember seeing Ye Xiao like this before."

Greta held the brass monocular telescope in her two little paws, her eyes wide open as if she wanted to shove them into the tube.

Compared to the simple Skadi, that round, pumpkin-like cat head was clearly much more intelligent.

"Damn it! That woman took advantage of the situation to do something bad again!!!"

The golden retriever cat jumped up and down, cursing, "This is a public place! Even my stupid sister wouldn't do something so obscene! It's so barbaric! Don't they have any sense of civilization and self-awareness as a deity?!"

"Uh...?" Skadi had long suspected that Ella's identity was far more than just ordinary, but another word Greta uttered made it hard for her to ignore, "...obscene, were they kissing inside??"

As soon as she finished speaking, the kitten turned its head in shock. "Really? You're so naive!"

"Huh?" Skadi was taken aback. "Then what did they do..."

“If you keep being so naive, how will you ever be a match for that woman…” Although they might be competitors in the future, as teammates on the same side, the eternal demon Gretia decided to reluctantly pass on some of her valuable demonic life experience to Skadi, so as not to let her hold her back.

So the kitten leaned close to Skadi's ear and whispered something. The more she spoke, the redder the girl's face became, and the blush on her cheeks seemed to overflow the scarf covering them.

"Huh!?? They're actually having sex here at this time...?!??!"

Hearing Greta's whispers, Skadi's bright blue eyes widened, and her mouth trembled as she uttered a few knotted syllables, "Shameless!!! Immoral!!!..."

The scarf around the girl's neck was wrapped like a small boiler, steaming her flushed face and emitting wisps of white smoke.

"Now you understand!" Greta said with a stern cat face. "So we have to stop that hateful woman. We can't let her monopolize the right to have sex with Ye Xiao!"

"Okay!...Huh??" Skadi sensed something off. "You can't have it all to yourself... Cat Sister, you're not planning to...with Ye Xiao too..."

"Otherwise what?" Greta smacked Skadi on the head with her paw. "Isn't love all about making love!"

"Huh???" Skadi's head was filled with question marks. Although she didn't think she knew much, the books she read as a child that depicted love didn't seem to say it that way, did they?

She thought about it and realized that her approach to Ye Xiao seemed to be purely out of a longing for the feeling of security and happiness that the man could give her.

But to say he's friends with Ye Xiao... that's way too much...

More and more white smoke was billowing from the girl's head.

"What's so surprising about that? Aren't you one too? Marriage is just a ceremony for humans to establish a sexual relationship!"

Greta jumped off the table. "That woman's methods are too powerful. We're at a huge disadvantage now. I need to call for reinforcements and devise a plan to turn the tide. Are you coming?"