Azur Lane, why are all my ship girls succubi?

"Master, I'm sorry to ask, do you have time now? I seem to have encountered some difficulties, and I need your help..."

"Hey...Sirius, you're acting like this on purpose, right?"

It was the tender sprouts breaking through the soil and the grass covered with morning dew that greeted Miyuki and the others, and then Louis and Sirius strolled towards the toilet.

Water flows to low places, people go to high places, and the water drops and stains that fall on the ground will become moldy if they are not cleaned up...

"The commander is showing favoritism again. He actually left me alone to eat alone with Sirius. Humph!"

"It's okay. Once we make the Taiyaki, the commander will definitely look at us with new eyes!"

"Well, the little girl looks quite energetic. It's a pity that you are still one step behind. Hahahaha!"

Miyuki comforted Hanazono, but Hanazono still spoke harshly to her. She was really an ungrateful person. But to be honest, in terms of height and body shape, Miyuki was indeed not as good as Hanazono and Frederick the Great...

...

"Okay, okay, if everything is fine, let's go back quickly. Hua Yuan must be sulking now. I left her alone and went far away. This was indeed wrong of mine, hehe..."

"The master is not the kind of person who favors one over the other. I believe the master must also attach great importance to the garden, right?"

"That's it. Well, let's go back quickly. We can't keep them waiting for too long..."

It was the rise and fall of the morning and the gravity of the earth. Sirius, who was bent over, slowly stood up. She wiped the sweat off her face without changing her expression. As for the leaking water pipe, it would be fixed soon...

Pushing open the toilet door, Louis stood there and stretched. Comics are comics and reality is reality. Three to five minutes is the normal range. If it exceeds this time, it means that the plumber's skills are not up to par.

After shaking himself off, Louis pulled out a tissue, wiped it off, and followed Sirius back.

The water pipe started leaking for no reason and he had to fix it even if he didn't want to. There was really no other way. What could he do?

Just let it sit, haha.

090o Before afternoon tea, Sirius's dripping water pipe can be put aside first

"Excuse me for a moment. How's the progress going with you two?"

“It feels so-so.”

Pushing open the sliding door, Louis and the other man walked in as if they hadn't seen anything. He didn't seem unusual, but Sirius next to him was surprised...

"Commander, after you fix the burst pipe, please go to the shower room first, thank you. It looks and smells weird, and I'm a little annoyed now..."

The egg beater in her hand was stirring frantically, making clanging sounds. Hua Yuan squinted her eyes. Even without looking at Sirius, she could smell the faint fragrance of exotic flowers in the air. She could tell something was wrong just from Sirius's awkward walking posture. "Sirius, if you sprain your foot, go to the hospital immediately. Don't compete with me for the commander!"

But to be honest, this water pipe burst quite badly, and the water hasn't stopped flowing yet. The commander's skills are really not good...

"The batter ratio has been adjusted. Now we just need to wait for the mold to heat up. Commander, do you need a paper towel?"

She thoughtfully took out a box of tissues from her apron and gave it to Louis. Miyuki's cute appearance hides great magical powers. Where did you get it from?!

"Thank you, but I don't need it anymore. You should give it to Sirius..."

He covered his face and declined the offer. His sweet smile made Louis feel guilty. It was not very kind to leave such a cute child behind to go with Sirius to fix the water pipe...

"Sister Sirius, here, I'll give you a tissue."

"Miyuki-chan is so thoughtful. Thank you for your kindness. Now that you have the tissue, you should use it..."

Sirius didn't refuse, he just pulled out a tissue, and wiped himself as if nothing had happened. Seeing Louis and Huayuan next to him, he didn't know where to start, could you please stop corrupting the kids! ?

"I feel that if I stay with you, sooner or later I will be pissed off to death by you, Sirius, can you please see what is happening now?"

"Aren't we waiting for the Taiyaki to be cooked? What's so strange? Could it be that the master still thinks there's something wrong with what I did?"

"No problem, no problem, I'm just overthinking it, I'm a rotten old thing..."

Louis stood there like a sculpture, watching Sirius's actions, a string of exclamation marks passing over his head.

"Commander, don't worry about me. I understood these things a long time ago. If you don't mind, I can do it too!"

"No! If I did something like that, I would be arrested and thrown into jail!"

Faced with Miyuki's advances, Louis decisively refused, not for any reason but because he wanted to live longer. It didn't matter if he was with Haku and the others, but he felt guilty about being with Miyuki.

But Louis forgot a blind spot. His physical age is about the same as Miyuki's, so Haku and the others are actually committing a crime by holding Louis captive...

Gululu...

"The Taiyaki looks like it's done. Let's turn off the fire first. Now is our rare afternoon tea time. Did you turn the mold over?"

"Eh...I don't think so."

"Isn't that just blurry?"

"Seems to be..."

...

It seemed like they had been chatting for too long. When everyone reacted, the smell of burning had already reached their noses. They hurriedly tried to clean up the mess, but all they got in return was a slightly burnt Taiyaki.

"Miyuki, are you sure you made Taiyaki? Why does it look weird?"

Holding a piece of Taiyaki of an indescribable shape, Louis touched his head and blinked. It was indeed correct.

I told you to make Taiyaki, not ○○ Taiyaki! Miyuki, who did you learn this cooking skill from? !

"Any questions? Commander, this also tastes like Taiyaki with red bean filling, just in a different shape. The taste is still just as good!"

"..."

The moment the mold was opened, Louis' mood instantly plummeted. He didn't know why Miyuki could pick it up and chew it as if nothing had happened. He really didn't understand. When he found out who was the one who had corrupted the atmosphere in the port area, he would definitely not be merciful!

"Commander, I'm sorry, I let the Taiyaki get burnt due to my carelessness. I'll give this good one to you..."

"Have a heart."

The black mold was very big, and the Taiyaki made from it was as big as Louis's head, but it was more than enough to feed all of them.

"My dear master, I have prepared the finest black tea in the royal area for you to enjoy. Please don't mind. If you don't like it, you can drink my cup~"

"Hey... I appreciate your kindness, but could you please stop groveling in front of me while pouring white powder into the black tea? Are you afraid that I can't see that you have bad intentions?!"

In the unexpected development, the few people finally managed to make the Taiyaki without any trouble. They sat in a row on the wooden corridor under the eaves, eating the Taiyaki in their hands and drinking the drinks in their cups.

"Master, this is the Taiyaki I made. I hope you can accept my love! If you allow me, I would like to use this as a token of our love..."

"Don't keep talking to yourself over there! How can I become your husband and wife just because I ate Taiyaki? And if I really develop to that point with you, I will be killed by Frederick the Great and the others!"

The afternoon sun was not bright. Louis was chewing the crispy Taiyaki in his hand as if he was eating a biscuit. It was clearly bread, but how could it become as hard as a biscuit?

Click, click, click...

"Commander, I'm so sorry for making you eat such a terrible Taiyaki. I will definitely make something better next time. Commander, are you willing to come into the kitchen with me next time?"

Holding a large pancake-like Taiyaki in both hands, Miyuki looked like she was about to cry as she spoke.

"Why not? If you have any problems, I will definitely help you solve them. After all, I am your commander..."

Louis raised his hand and used the same old trick again, touching Miyuki's little ears, making Miyuki a little embarrassed.

He is not a blockhead. How could he not see the mood and thoughts of the ship girl? Compared with those ship girls with strong personalities, the introverted ship girl like Miyuki can't take advantage of them.

But so what? He is the commander, and every ship girl is his most precious partner.

Miyuki's eyes gradually turned red. Louis raised his hand to wipe away the tears from the corners of her eyes and continued to eat the Taiyaki in his hand.

"Commander, what about me?"

"Huayuan, please change me into normal clothes before you talk to me, thank you..."

"Humph! Scumbag commander!"

He gave Bai Long a big bag, and everyone burst into laughter. The atmosphere passed happily...

"Well... Sirius, do you want a tissue?"

The dripping sound continued, Louis turned his head and soon saw the puddle of water under Sirius, it seemed that Sirius' teacup was knocked over.

Da da da...

"I just drank too much water and didn't notice it for a while. Sorry, Master, I will take care of it myself! Master, can you turn your head away first? I'm a little shy like this."

"It doesn't matter. I've seen this kind of scene many times before with Frederick the Great and White Dragon. I'm used to it. Sirius, go on. Don't worry about me. Just treat me as air..."

The originally casual atmosphere became tense again. Louis' hands holding the Taiyaki were shaking slightly. No matter how many times he saw it, Louis would feel surprised. Even though he had been repairing plumbers for so many years, he still had complaints about it.

Why did even the dignified and gentle maid become so bizarre? He had only seen things like bursting water pipes at Bai Long's house. Louis really couldn't understand what Sirius, whose character had collapsed, was doing...

When you were having afternoon tea, your water pipe burst. You were able to remain calm and collected. Wouldn't others find you strange? !

"It's tea time now, I'm not in the mood to fix the plumbing. Sirius, please fix it yourself first, thank you..."

Louis drank the tea in the cup, stood up, and sat down next to the garden. The garden was at least a little sensible. Sirius' words were probably a little too much...

"Commander, what if my water pipes also leak?"

"Here's a Band-Aid for you, fix it yourself..."

It hasn't even been an hour since the last repair work, is his body really made of iron?!

You ship girls, stop it!

091oDafeng and Xiaodafeng, this is not a rice bowl specialty store!

"Excuse me, who are you..."

"Really? Has the Commander forgotten how we spent that night? The Commander is really heartless..."

Early in the morning, as soon as Louis opened the door, two figures, one big and one small, stood at the door.

One is Dafeng, and the other is a little girl who looks exactly like Dafeng.

Who is this...who is this person! ?

"Commander, have you forgotten? This is our child!"

"What the hell, a ship girl can't get pregnant! And you guys are not human! Even though you look exactly the same, this child can't prove that it's mine!"

After closing and opening the door several times, Louis finally accepted the fact that the little girl in front of him was indeed related to Dafeng, but had nothing to do with him.

"Okay, Taihou, tell me what you want to do here? When did this little ship girl next to you appear?"

"Don't be so polite, Commander. I'm not here to cause you any trouble. Besides, this child is..."

"I've heard that before. Please change it. Thank you..."

Walking on the streets of the port area, Louis and Dafeng chatted about this and that, and finally found out why they came.

Little Dafeng, fundamentally speaking, she is Dafeng, but their physical properties are not the same. If you really want to understand, this one can be regarded as Dafeng's sister.

Dafeng is more than two meters tall, and little Dafeng is as tall as Louis.

In short, as long as she is not Louis' daughter, everything is fine.

"Because there is no mission to sail today, we thought of coming to play with the commander. After all, the commander has ignored me for a long time. If the commander minds, we can just go..."

The morning sun had just risen. Dafeng held Xiaodafeng's hand and walked towards the place where the sun rose. Their backs looked lonely and desolate, which made Louis feel speechless. No, I didn't mean that!

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"Okay, okay, stop talking so much. Just tell me what you want to do today. Do you want me to help you take care of the kids so you can go have fun by yourself?"

Sitting in a restaurant in the harbor, Louis questioned Taiho solemnly. The two looked at each other in the same way, wanting to devour Louis. This made Louis believe that the two were made from the same mold...

"Sister, let's go. I will feel bad if I cause trouble to the commander. If the commander becomes unhappy because of me, then I will be unhappy all day..."

Little Dafeng had red eyes and was drinking milk while pulling Dafeng's sleeve. Her acting skills were really perfect.

"When did I say I was going to kick you out? I was just curious and asked what your purpose was. We haven't seen each other for a while, so how come you brought out a little ship girl for me as soon as we met?"

"Regarding this matter, please do not worry, Commander, and listen to me..."

I handed a piece of bread to little Dafeng. Dafeng turned her head and her expression changed 360 degrees. She was about to cry...

"Because I like the Commander too much and miss him too much, when I woke up one morning, there was this sleeping child beside me. Don't worry, Commander, this child is not a bad person..."

"Let's not talk about whether you are a bad guy or not, can you please lift up the shoulder of your clothes that has fallen off?"

"Don't worry about the details, Commander."

"How many times have I told you that our port area is really not the Garden of Eden! If you want to have fun, can you please not cause trouble in front of little girls?"

The red cherries on the table were bright and plump, making people want to taste them. But Louis’ focus was not on that now. He just wanted to finish the things in front of him and then go fishing.