Yes, love can save humanity.
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Could you please be calm and stop messing with me?
Even if we have to do something, can we try to make her look gentle, virtuous, or well-behaved and cute?
At worst...can you at least get some silly kids who are easy to please?
For a heavyweight woman like Scathach who can't be shaken off and can only fight or get stuck, could you not come up with such abstract options and give me a way out?
If I continue like this, let alone saving people, I might even lose my life halfway (sad)!
I beg you, please give me an option to repel Scathach, please stop doing this, I really can't take it anymore!
[Feedback received, adding options...]
[4. Damn Odin, stop watching the show! ]
...?
Looking at the options given by the simulator, Charles was stunned and a question mark slowly appeared in his mind.
Oh my god, Odin has been in the Shadow Kingdom all the time丨OMO, right?
??’s old bitch, he has absolutely no good intentions!
Just wait for me, when I get the Fantasy Tree in another Lostbelt, I’ll be in big trouble!
I will remember this grudge!
Ciel made a mental note in his little notebook and chose the last option without hesitation.
[For the first time, you understand what helplessness means]
[You even feel that you are a little too civilized]
[Because, with the queen in front of you holding a spear against your neck, you are really in a difficult situation.]
[This doesn’t mean that you really can’t beat her and can only let her do whatever she wants.]
[Actually, if you really want to fight]
[Even if you are outside the world where the will of the planet is difficult to support and the power of "Dusk" is weakened, you can still defeat Scathach with "Dragon Transformation" and "End of the Planet"]
[But the problem is...]
She is not your mortal enemy
[And...she's also a crazy martial arts woman who gets more excited the more she fights]
[You can't really kill her directly. If you really have to fight, it's equivalent to giving her a reward.]
[If you don't fight, she will come to you to get the reward]
[You are really helpless when you meet such a shameless and honest and capable woman who enjoys being treated in any way.]
[If you didn’t know that begging for mercy is useless, you would have tried begging for mercy.]
[Of course, you are not without a solution]
[However, this method can only delay the explosion of the super bomb named Scathach in front of us until later.]
[You really don't dare to imagine what will happen if you continue to treat this unsatisfied, battle-hungry mad woman...]
【but】
[You can’t care about so much now! ]
[If something goes wrong in the future, let my future self solve it! ]
[“I won’t choose any of the three options, because all three are rewards for you.”]
[You looked at the Queen of Shadow Country who had put you in a difficult situation, and expressed your choice]
【"What--"】
[Scathach was shocked when she heard this, and then she understood what you meant - you despicable scumbag, you are going to change your job to become a runner! ]
[The Queen of Shadow Kingdom immediately put down her gun and stretched out her hand, ready to capture you, the love deserter.]
【However】
[“Fuck Odin, stop watching the show!”]
[You shouted the name of the god who is disrespectful to the elderly but is the only one who can solve this dilemma, and demanded: "Come and help!"]
【Instant】
[Before you finish your curse, lightning strikes into the city, breaking the magic protection array and leading you out of Scathach's clutches.]
[“Xia Er!”]
[When you hear Scathach's roar, you have returned to the border of Orkney]
[The God King, who had been demoted to the present world and used the body of a young man with blue hair and red eyes, scratched his head and said helplessly: "Oh my, interrupting someone else's courtship scene will get you kicked by a horse~"]
[“Courtship?” Listening to the old man’s sigh, you couldn’t help but curse, “Have you ever seen this kind of love-or-die courtship?”]
[The old God King smiled and said jokingly: "How about I change... to courtship?"]
[“What are you still asking for? You’re almost forcing me!”]
[After complaining, you looked at Odin and asked, "Is it fun to watch such a long show?"]
[Odin answered truthfully: "It's not fun."]
[“You already know it’s not fun anymore, why are you hiding here watching the show and not helping me?”]
[“That’s because…” Facing your question, Odin carefully selected his words and said, “Being loved by a noble queen…isn’t this a beautiful thing for a man?”]
[Is that the noble queen? She's almost as good as a female spider or a female mantis! ]
[“According to what you said...you like this?” You asked unhappily, “Do you want me to arrange for you to feel like you’re being forced?”]
[“Uh uh…” Odin shook his head repeatedly and evaded the question, “I’ve been married for a long time… Let’s just forget it… Besides…”]
【“And what?”】
[“I like to take initiative.”]
[Odin showed a smile that matched that of Lao Biden]
[“…” Facing the Nordic God King’s overly abrupt XP remarks, you couldn’t help but curse, “You don’t even like being passive, and yet you’re still here watching my show?”]
[“Just because I don’t like it doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t like it…” Odin said helplessly, “Besides… even if you let me take action, it will only postpone the problem…”]
[“Given the temper of this God Slayer...how could he possibly let this go?”]
[Speaking of this, Odin couldn't help but complain: "You can't always ask me for help when something goes wrong, right?"]
[If Scathach wasn't in the card pool of the directional summoning array you opened for me, would I have been entangled by this woman? ]
[And...Scathach can go crazy with me. Is it not pure because you sewed her element into Skadi? ]
[Oh my god, it was obviously you, an old bitch, who did this, how dare you blame me? ]
[Hard]
[Faced with Odin’s disrespectful and blame-shifting remarks, your fist hardened]
[Right now, you really want to kill this guy right in front of you and scatter his ashes]
Unfortunately, this does not solve your problem.
[Therefore, you choose to change a way to make Odin understand your anger]
【“Old man, do you know?”】
[“Know, know what?” Odin asked subconsciously.]
[“Although there are only seven Lostbelts on this planet now... there are more than seven Fantasy Trees~”]
[You smiled and explained to the Nordic God King some knowledge that he probably already knew, but it was still scary enough]
[“As far as I know, there is a sea of fantasy trees in the South American Lostbelt~”]
【“…”】
[“Ahahaha…the sea of fantasy trees or something…as long as the invader from outer space doesn’t wake up…then it’s equivalent to not existing…” Upon hearing this, Odin immediately broke out in a sweat and turned pale. He pretended to be calm and said, “You really are a joke~”]
[“You…wouldn’t…just sit there and watch humanity being destroyed…for a little personal vendetta?”]
[Faced with the God King's bitter laughter, you did not laugh along, but stared at him straightly]
【“...No...right?”】
[The Nordic God King can no longer laugh]
[Because, his smile has already moved to your face]
[It’s just that your smile is neither trying to make fun of the misery nor taking pleasure in other people’s misfortune]
【But pure kindness】
【Yes】
You always believe that you are a kind person.
[If someone thinks you are not kind, that must be that person's problem. You just need to fix it and everything will be fine.]
[“I really can’t allow the Sea of Fantasy Trees to appear just to satisfy my own selfish desires.” You said with a smile, “But, I can still deal with the old bastard who likes to watch the fun.”]
[“You said... If I summon Loki... Will he respond to my call?”]
【"I was wrong!"】
[“Please spare my life. I don’t want to die socially anymore!” The Nordic God King raised his hands without any scruples and saluted in a French military salute.]
[You must be sweating, old man]
[“Since you want to live with dignity, then do something.” You laughed in your heart, and said mercilessly, “Aren’t you the God King who drank from the Fountain of Wisdom? Use your brain and help me think of a solution for Scathach.”]
[Odin wiped the cold sweat from his head and complained with a headache: "Uh... the wisdom I asked for was not for this..."]
[“You can’t do this or that. What kind of wisdom is this? Amazing wisdom?” Seeing that the old man was reluctant to help, you threatened directly, “Hurry up, old man, or I’ll summon Fenrir to bite you!”]
【"Alas--"】
[Hearing Fenrir's name, the Nordic God King stopped refusing and closed his eyes to start thinking]
[After thinking for a moment, Odin opened his eyes and said with an embarrassed look: "I do have a... not very useful method..."]
[“What method?”]
[“Find a woman with high combat power... and make her your principal wife...” Odin said carefully, “Then... you can let this principal wife handle it... How do you think?”]
[“...Old man...Do you know...what you are talking about?” You were silent for a long time, and then asked, “If I can find a wife or something...would I still have to be like this?”]
[“And… even if I really find such a… main wife… don’t you think that this main wife who is good at fighting… won’t fight me back?”]
[“Uh… that shouldn’t be the case, right?” Odin said unconfidently, “From my point of view… you… oh no… the group of women around you now… they don’t seem to be able to unite either, right?”]
[“You think... you will have to face this problem sooner or later anyway... why not just give them a common enemy... or find someone who can suppress them... the problem will be easier to solve, right?”]
[“Or... you can find some spies?” Odin said again, “For example, like I did, let Fujin and Wuni keep an eye on the situation for me, just in case.”]
[Good fellow, you are worthy of being the harem king in mythology. You are quite experienced, huh? ]
[But...isn't this a bit too shameless? ]
[Listening to Odin's bad idea, you can't help but want to complain]
[But you have to admit that what the old harem king said does make sense.]
[It’s just that... you can’t even think of anyone strong enough to suppress Scathach, or even other women.]
[You are not bragging. The only woman who can really fight around you is Meilushin.]
[A famous water-based armored warrior once said: A rotten orange is a rotten orange. 】
[You won't turn meal replacements into regular meals just because of Scathach and Shura Field's problems]
[Unfortunately, you can't find another suitable woman]
[After all, you can't just go to the South American Lostbelt and get a loan to find a beautiful, kind, easy-to-please, and powerful big sister Kukulkan to be your first wife, right? ]
[Besides, your simulation time is 600 million years ago, when Kukulkan was not yet born.]
[Even if you want to get a loan, you have to defeat ORT first]
Therefore, there is nothing you can do.
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