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The baseball bat hit the ground, making a crisp sound.

Xiaofu looked in the direction of the sound and saw that the originally furious Fat Tiger had turned into a kitten, crawling on all fours and rubbing against Nobita. He had turned from an angry tiger into a weak kitten?

what's the situation?

Do you remember that when Fat Tiger came, he had an angry look on his face and said that he would teach Nobita a lesson, but now he falls down?

No, it’s not Fat Tiger that has the problem, it’s Nobita, the glove in Nobita’s hand!

"Fat Tiger, you smell really bad. Go get me the baseball bat."

Putting down the taming gloves, Shen Lian began to command Fat Tiger.

"Meow~"

The fat man, the king of children, the destroyer of the singing of the universe, Fat Tiger, was like a tamed animal at this moment. Hearing Shen Lian's order, he turned around, grabbed the baseball bat with his mouth, and obediently handed it to Shen Lian.

That's right, this glove is definitely the magic weapon of Doraemon!

Suneo is very sure that Nobita has obtained Doraemon's new magic weapon, and it is a magic weapon that can restrain Fat Tiger.

"Okay, go squat aside."

Holding the baseball bat in his hand, Shen Lian ordered Fat Tiger to squat aside.

Upon hearing this, Fat Tiger folded his hands, staggered back and forth, and squatted next to Suneo.

But just as he squatted down, he seemed to remember something and instantly became angry again.

"Damn you Nobita, how dare you play tricks on me? I want to fight...where's my baseball bat?"

Fat Tiger looked around and found that the baseball bat in his hand was missing.

"Don't look for it, it's here." Shen Lian shook the stick in his hand.

"Nobita, give it back to me!"

"It's fine to return it to you, but I advise you to calm down. If you piss me off, the next time it might be the Yakuza who robs the grocery store at gunpoint."

Shen Lian threw the stick aside and leaned against the door in a comfortable position.

"Fat Tiger, you don't want your aunt and your sister to be harmed by the Yakuza organization, right? You know, they are all crazy people who love blood and live on the edge of a knife. No matter how strong their bodies are, they can't withstand swords and guns. I hope you know this."

"..." Fat Tiger was silent, because Nobita was right, if he dared to teach Nobita a lesson, Nobita would dare to provoke the Yakuza organization, those guys were inhuman beasts.

Fat Tiger is not stupid, he just has the habit of not thinking with his brain and solves everything with force. He also likes to bully the weak and beats up his classmates at every turn.

And what happened yesterday also told him that the arrogant ones are afraid of the stupid ones, and the stupid ones are afraid of the desperate ones. He was just a naughty kid, and those people were desperadoes.

Not worth the candle!

"If everything is alright, Fat Tiger, you can go back now. Stop standing here and getting in the way."

Shen Lian rolled his eyes at Fat Tiger and spoke bluntly.

"You guy, what's your attitude?" Fat Tiger clenched his fists tightly, wanting to hit the guy in front of him.

"What do you care about my attitude? You come here so early in the morning to make a noise. Your singing is not good. Don't you know that you are tone-deaf?"

Shen Lian slapped his head and said in a fake tone, "Oh, by the way, I forgot that you have no sense of pitch at all. You have no idea how bad your singing is."

"Nobita you!"

Fat Tiger, who was ridiculed again, was completely red in the face and had a thick neck. If he had not still had a little bit of rationality, he would have beaten him up as usual.

"Don't be so rude, don't you have any idea of ​​your own situation?"

"Hmph, let's see!"

Fat Tiger turned and left, leaving Suneo standing alone at the door of Nobita's house.

That's it?

Fat Tiger just left like that?

Suneo was extremely shocked, this was the first time that Fat Tiger was defeated by Nobita. In the past, nobita always ended up being beaten and crying.

This is unbelievable, this is unbelievable, how come Nobita has become a different person after returning to school?

Could it be that Doraemon gave him some props again?

"Xiaofu, if you have nothing to do, you can go home. I have a loose mouth. If someone says I am Xiaofu of the Bonekawa family... hehe!"

Shen Lian smiled so sinisterly that the hairs of my younger generation stood up.

"I'm sorry, Nobita, I'll leave right away."

Xiaofu apologized to Shen Lian in a panic, then left without looking back.

But that's it!

After glancing at Suneo's disheveled figure, Shen Lian turned around and went home. His task today was rather heavy, as he had to go through the list of props given by Doraemon.

I returned to the entrance, just after taking off my shoes, one foot was already on the wooden board, and Nobi Tamako walked out of the kitchen.

Yuzi handed the bag to Shen Lian, and asked, "Nobita, are Fat Tiger and the others gone?"

"Let's go, mother."

"Oh, that's great. Can you help me buy some onions from the market? We're going to have beef bowl tonight."

Yu Zi stepped forward and handed the black handbag to Shen Lian, but when Shen Lian agreed and took the handbag, a problem occurred.

As mentioned earlier, in addition to inheriting Nobita's memory, Shen Lian also inherited Nobita's body and has all of Nobita's shortcomings.

Some shortcomings are easy to correct, and you just need to put away Nobita's personality. However, some shortcomings are innate, such as lack of physical strength, poor sports performance, and always ranking last in physical tests.

In addition to his poor physical fitness, Nobita also has another problem with his body, which is that his limbs are not very coordinated.

Nobita's limbs are not coordinated like those of normal people. Other people's bodies cannot keep up with the reactions, but his body is too sensitive and his brain cannot keep up.

It has been five days since I came into this world. I didn’t feel it when I was lying in bed a few days ago, but now that I have returned to my daily life, the feeling of inharmoniousness has become more and more obvious.

Simply put, Nobita's brain is a drag on his body, otherwise he would be a sports genius, playing kendama with his feet, shooting with a gun, and having a thousand ways of playing roping... His talents are more than that.

Closer to home, the brain is too slow and the body is too sensitive. As a result, the body reacts first and starts to act, while the brain is a step slower and cannot keep up with the body.

It just so happened that Nobita had half of his foot on the floor. Normally, he should have moved forward with his whole foot, but he only moved half of his foot forward, and his body automatically leaned forward.

Then he fell down!

Or rather, he lunged forward.

Yuzi didn't expect Nobita to fall flat on the ground, which resulted in her being too close to Shen Lian and being knocked down by Shen Lian on the spot.

Shen Lian only felt his body leaning forward and he entered a narrow space. His line of sight was shortened, visibility was reduced, and he felt a little warm and soft.

There was something near my mouth. The moment I smelled it, my body bit it involuntarily. The taste when it entered my mouth felt very familiar, as if I had seen it somewhere.

And the place where the right hand was covering was also a little familiar. With a little force, there was a charming cat meow, followed by his body tensing up.

It's not active, it's passive tension!

I remembered!

What is in the mouth and in the hand are all pacifiers!

Chapter 17: Encounter with Shizuka's Mother

How else can I say it is familiar? I just saw it this morning, and now I see it again. Not only did I see it, I also tasted it!

Fortunately, only Shen Lian knew about this. Just now when Yu Zi was knocked down, Shen Lian stretched out his left hand and touched her chin quickly, accurately and fiercely.

At that moment, the effect of the taming gloves was activated, and Yuzi turned into a cat.

Just like when Fat Tiger was touched by the glove, his self-consciousness was closed, and he was like a friendly little animal that only wanted to be touched by humans. As long as he was out of the control of the glove for five minutes, he would automatically regain human consciousness, but correspondingly, he would not have any impression of the memory of his animal period.

Just like now!

In the living room, Yu Zi, who was squatting in front of the table, was licking the back of her hand with her tongue. But after licking it twice, she suddenly shook her head twice, and her squinted eyes regained clarity.

"What am I...doing?"

Tamako looked at the household bill in front of her and felt a little confused. It seemed that after she had settled the bill, she asked Nobita to go buy groceries.

But why am I still sitting at the table?

hiss!

Just as she was about to get up and call Nobita, Yuzi suddenly raised her hand to cover her chest and took a breath of cold air.

My chest hurts a little and feels a little wet. Could it be... breast hyperplasia?

This reminds me of the popular science knowledge on TV, which says that women between the ages of 25 and 45 are at a high risk of contracting the disease.

Yuzi quickly lifted up her clothes and pinched her breasts, pinching them left and right, and made sure there was no lump or milky white fluid, then she breathed a sigh of relief.

……

Looking at the cabbages on the shelves in the vegetable store, and then at the peeled onions next to them, Shen Lian began to think about a question.

If one person's memory overwrites another person's memory, does that person count as being reborn?

Shen Lian was sure that he was reborn a few days ago, but he is no longer sure these past two days.

For example, when he gets a new item, he would want to show it off to others instead of using it by himself.

For example, when he heard Fat Tiger's voice, he would subconsciously feel scared. When he heard Fat Tiger calling Nobita, he even had the urge to hide for a moment.

For example, when he is attracted to Tamako at home, memories of Nobita's childhood will keep emerging in his mind.

"System, am I really myself now?"

Shen Lian called out to the system in his heart, hoping that the system could give him an answer.

A memory belonging to himself for more than 20 years and a system golden finger that he awakened by himself. These are the evidences that Shen Lian uses to prove that he is Shen Lian.

But if he was the real Shen Lian, if he had problems, then Nobita Nobi's grandson in the future would also have problems, and Doraemon would not exist.

But Doraemon does exist, and the secret props he uses also exist. He even doesn't live the same life as the original Nobita, and no problem arises no matter how messed up he is.

[Host, are you Nobita or Shen Lian? Does it make any difference? 】

"Is there no difference?"

【Have it? 】

"There's none?"

I understand, but not completely!

In short, it can be confirmed that he is the real protagonist. He is Nobita who has Shen Lian’s memories, and he is also Shen Lian who has Nobita’s memories. He is both Nobita and Shen Lian.

Since things have come to this, I might as well think of myself as a different Nobita.

"So you still have self-awareness, System."

【…】

Nobita tried calling the system several times, but the system did not respond.

"Ah, is Nobita going out to help mom buy vegetables today? He looks like a little grown-up."

Yuan Yujing happened to walk to the vegetable area and saw Nobita standing next to him, so she walked up to him and greeted him.

"Good afternoon, Auntie!"

Nobita responded to Yuan Yujing very politely.

Although that kind of thing happened at Shizuka's house yesterday, Minamoto Yushi didn't take it to heart. After all, Nobita's age was there, he was just a child.

Shizuka's mother is still as beautiful, mature and charming. At first glance, she is obviously an older Shizuka.

Today, Yuan Yujing is wearing a striped T-shirt, her plump breasts full of maternal radiance, and French straight jeans on her lower body. Her perky buttocks are full of temptation. At first glance, Yuan Yujing today is full of French style.

In the original world, most people rarely change their clothes. I didn’t expect that in the parallel world, everyone’s clothes would be different.

"What kind of food do you want to buy?"

Yuan Yujing leaned over to pick dishes from the shelf, and a pair of jade rabbits slowly dropped down, forming a semi-spherical shape.

In a trance, the beautiful body I glimpsed through the telescope last night came to my mind, the rose-red grapes, the coin-sized halo, the plump and juicy white tiger secret area...

"Nobita? Nobita?"

Yuan Yujing waved her hand, trying to wake up Nobita who was distracted.