In the world of anime, robbing women to help the poor

Crack! With a loud thunder, the red gourd on the gourd vine broke free of the vine and fell to the ground, turning into a white and chubby child.

The child has a clear and tender voice. He has a fuchsia gourd and green leaf ornaments on his head, wears fuchsia clothes and pants, a green leaf necklace around his neck, bare chest and abdomen, a green leaf skirt around his waist, bare feet, and has a fair and tender complexion.

Judging from his appearance alone, others would only think that he is the son of a wealthy family, but Shen Lian, who is familiar with the animation, knows that this is the eldest brother among the seven gourds, also known as the eldest son.

"Brother, you're back. It's just right for you to take care of my younger brothers while I go save grandpa. I can crush those two monsters to death with one hand!" The eldest boy's eyes were filled with murderous intent and his hands were clenched tightly. It was unbelievable that he was so murderous just after being born.

"Oh, don't rush to save grandpa. The monsters are targeting you. If you don't provoke the monsters, grandpa will be fine for the time being."

Shen Lian threw the wild boar on his shoulder aside, took out the kitchen knife that Grandpa Yue usually used for cooking and the firewood piled next to the house, and prepared to boil water to remove the pig hair.

He's going to eat meat today!

"Brother, how can a man be so cowardly? Grandpa has worked hard to take care of us. Now he has been captured by a monster. If we don't save him, it would be unfilial!"

The kid was not very old, but he had a lot of tricks and started to teach Shen Lian a lesson.

Shen Lian picked up the axe and chopped the firewood, and asked, "Aren't you afraid that the monsters will ambush you? Turn you into a prisoner? If you are caught, what will happen to the other brothers?"

"They are just two monsters. I am extremely powerful and can turn the world upside down. After I transform, I can crush them to death with one foot."

As he spoke, the eldest boy picked up a stone from the ground and crushed it into powder without much effort.

"Ohhhh, big brother is so awesome!"

"Brother is awesome!"

"Brother is so strong!"

……

The six little brothers cheered on the side, as if they were the ones showing off in front of Shen Lian.

clap clap clap!

Shen Lian clapped his hands and gave a thumbs up, praising him: "You are awesome! I will let you chop the firewood at Grandpa's house soon. Don't be lazy."

Shen Lian took out another whetstone and prepared to sharpen his knife to attack the wild boar.

"Brother, this is magic, why aren't you surprised? And why should I chop wood? I am so powerful, why should I chop wood? I want to defeat the goblin!"

The eldest boy is very arrogant, acting like he is the eldest in the sky, second in the earth, and he is the fourth oldest after his grandfather.

Swell, very swell! "Your magic is powerful?" Shen Lian put the hatchet aside and turned to look at the little kid who was not much taller than him.

"Of course, I can become as tall as a mountain."

The eldest brother is the most confident in his magical powers. Among the brothers, he has the greatest power. There is a reason why he can be the eldest brother.

Shen Lian thought about it, took out a flashlight from his pocket and shone it at the eldest child.

Big Wa only felt a flash before his eyes, and everything around him became bigger. His brother Shen Lian, who was almost as tall as him before, now had one shoe taller than him.

"What, what's going on?"

Big Brother was very shocked, because he had the ability to grow bigger, but not smaller.

"Now let's see how much bigger your spell can make you?"

Shen Lian stood in front of the eldest boy, bending down and looking down at his ignorant little brother.

"Okay, watch me change!"

The eldest boy used his magic power and his body expanded rapidly, but after growing for a long time, his maximum size was only about the same as before he was shrunk by Shen Lian's magic weapon.

No, even shorter.

"Brother, what's going on?"

Big Brother was a little panicked. If he remained like this and couldn't change back, let alone saving his grandfather, he might even need his grandfather to save him.

Shen Lian never thought that the props would really be effective on these non-human creatures, but even though he didn't expect it, his expression didn't change.

"There are always people who are better than you. Big boy, you are obsessed. Now, come and arm wrestle with me to see who is stronger."

Shen Lian took out a pair of blue gloves from his pocket and put them on his hands, then extended an invitation to the eldest child.

The gauntlet is a super glove that grants the wearer unparalleled power.

Shen Lian wanted to try out which was more powerful, magic power or props, in this book world?

Big Baby is his first test subject!

Chapter 26 I understand my elder brother!

"Brother, what is that treasure of yours?"

While chopping wood, Da Wa asked Shen Lian questions.

Facts have proved that in the world of this book, Doraemon's props are stronger than spells.

The super gloves can even pinch the big kid to beg for mercy.

"This is the temple magic weapon that my master gave me before he died. He told me to use it before I encountered the monsters. My master didn't have time to use it, so..."

Having said that, Shen Lian raised his hand to wipe away a few crocodile tears. It wasn't that he was really sad, but it was mainly because the little bastard Da Wa used wet firewood to make a fire, and the black smoke stung his eyes.

Technology crushed magic power, and Shen Lian immediately lost a lot of interest in this world. According to the system, this world is "Calabash Brothers: Adult Version". It is likely that one of the Calabash Brothers, or several Calabash Brothers, were molested by the snake spirit. It is also possible that several Calabash Brothers combined to become Calabash Brother King Kong and were molested by the snake spirit. There is no novelty in the plot. Rounding it off, it is equivalent to Mai Shiranui and the little boy.

Cut the throat with a knife, collect the pig's blood, boil water to remove the hair, wash the pork, and then cut open the belly... With the cooking badge, even a novice chef like Shen Lian can butcher a pig like a professional butcher.

In addition to cooking, the cooking badge can also accurately find various wild ingredients. Chefs are not restricted by ingredients and space when cooking, and cooking is a field of imagination.

"I'm sorry, brothers. Let me help you taste the delicious food made by your brother."

The eldest baby clasped his fists at the brothers who were still hanging on the gourd vine, then turned around and picked up his bowl of braised pork, ready to feast on it.

The dishes cooked by Brother Shen Lian are so delicious, they are a delicacy that you can never taste alone.

Although the eldest child has never eaten human food, the smell of Shen Lian's cooking food is enough to make his mouth water.

"My brothers, you are also unlucky."

Shen Lian also picked up his bowl and tasted the pig-killing dish in front of him.

In this era, it is quite difficult to put together such a dish. The props used by Shen Lian include time bags and other props. This is not modern times, where does the sauerkraut come from?

"Brother, wait a minute, big brother, shut up, I'm mature too!"

The orange gourd called out to Da Wa and Shen Lian, and the gourd swung itself and broke free from the gourd vine.

There was a thunder, and the orange gourd baby came out of the gourd. Just looking at the appearance, the orange gourd baby is similar to the big baby, but the eyes and ears of the second baby are bigger than the big baby, maybe it is the magic power of clairvoyance and wind ear addition?

When the eldest and second child stand together, the eldest child looks more sturdy.

"Hmm~~~ It smells so good, brother, do you have any more bowls?"

In addition to his clairvoyance and super hearing, Erwa's other senses are also relatively strong, so he is the one who knows the taste of Shen Lian's pig-killing dish best.

"Big brother, second brother, and elder brother, what are you doing? Why are you eating human food? And aren't you going to save grandpa?" The yellow gourd was very unhappy, swaying on the vine with a dissatisfied tone.

Grandpa's life or death is uncertain now, but none of the three brothers, including my brother, eldest brother and even the second brother, want to save him.

"Third brother, I think what my brother said is right. Right now the monsters don't dare to do anything to Grandpa, but if we show that we care too much about Grandpa's comfort, these monsters will think they have something on us and use the opportunity to threaten us. The monsters are powerful, so we can't lose our composure. We should show that we care about Grandpa, but not that much, like we are doing now, to give the monsters some hope."

Erwa explained to Huang Hulu why he didn't go to save his grandfather. Among the seven gourd brothers, the second one has the highest intelligence. In the plot, the sixth one was able to get the jade ruyi thanks to the guidance of the second one.

It can be said that among the seven gourd brothers, the brains of the other six gourd brothers all reside in the second brother.

But it is a pity that although the third brother has a body of iron and steel, his head is also a lump of copper, which is almost equivalent to having no brains.

"You cowardly fellows, I will ignore you!"

Huang Hulu was so angry that he turned his back and stopped looking at his three brothers. The more he looked at them, the angrier he became.

Just wait, you three, I will definitely rescue grandpa, and I will ask grandpa to cook delicious food for me!Hungry you three!

The third brother had a conflict with the eldest and second brother, and the remaining four little gourds did not dare to speak out to stop them. Although they also felt that it was wrong not to save grandpa, they were still just gourds now, let alone saving grandpa, they couldn't even jump off the vine.

And the food cooked by Brother Shen Lian smells so good, I really want to eat it!

The little gourds were eager to jump off the vines and taste the food made by their brother.

Especially the smallest purple gourd. Although it is the youngest, it has not yet grown up and its consciousness is still relatively confused. It expresses its preferences for things most directly, and its mouth is already drooling on the gourd skin.

"Old Four or Old Five? Although you can't eat, you can drink soup. I'll give you some broth, and you spit out the water. I'll pour the dishwashing water on the cane and let you taste the broth."

Shen Lian was holding a bowl of meat soup and waving it in front of the green gourd, trying to fool the child.

"Brother, I'm the fourth child. Give me a taste of the broth and I'll wash all the dishes for you."

The green gourd kept shaking, and I never expected that I could taste the broth.

"Brother, I am the fourth child and he is the fifth child!"

The green gourd on the side expressed dissatisfaction.

"You and I are the same age, so why are you the older brother? I am more capable than you, so I am the fourth child!"

The green gourd immediately refuted the green gourd, and at the same time used its ability to absorb the broth in Shen Lian's hand, which was highly praised.

"This is delicious broth, but you, the fifth one, can't drink it, so I'm the fourth one. Brother Shen Lian, I'll help you wash the dishes!"

After enjoying the taste of the broth, the green gourd immediately spat out water, washing away all the oil in Shen Lian's bowl. It also did not forget to splash the dishwashing water on the gourd vine, so that the other brothers could also taste Shen Lian's cooking skills.

"You! You are going too far. I am obviously the fourth one! I am more useful than you!"

When the green gourd found out that the green gourd villain was successful, it immediately became unhappy. Flames spewed out of its gourd skin and it took the initiative to help Shen Lian heat the kang.

"Damn it, you cheated!"

"You are cheating!"

……

The two brothers started arguing here, while Shen Lian returned to the house with the cleaned bowls without even looking at the two small gourds.

In the end, it was the yellow gourd and the blue gourd, that is, the third and sixth brothers, who stood between the two gourds and prevented the two brothers from becoming enemies.

"Hey, second brother, did you see that? Just these troublesome brothers of yours, none of them will give in to the other. They quarreled like this over a little broth. Forget about saving grandpa. I don't think grandpa can be saved by then. These two will fight first."

Shen Lian pointed to the two gourds outside that were showing strange phenomena and said to Erwa.

It turned out that neither the water baby nor the fire baby wanted to get close to each other, so one wrapped flames around the gourd skin and the other hung a stream of water beside him.

Erwa looked at his brothers, thinking silently.

"Isn't it you, my brother, who caused them to be like this?"

The straightforward eldest boy pursed his lips and blurted out the truth.

"What do you want? Have you finished chopping wood today?"

Shen Lian rolled his eyes at the fat boy. He was so brave. How dare he ruin his show?

"It's done."

"After you've chopped the wood, you won't go collect more? You said it yourself. You must accept the loss. I said go east, and you didn't go west. Now go collect firewood, and you can't go to bed until you have collected enough."

“Brother…” “Who is your brother? Go to work!”

"Oh!"

Big Boy climbed down from the kang and ran to the mountain to chop firewood alone.

"Brother Shen Lian, it's not nice of you to treat our eldest brother like this." Erwa felt that he should say a few fair words.

"Oh, so you are teaching me how to do things? Your braised pork ribs tomorrow morning will be cancelled."

Shen Lian found that he had no prestige at all in this family.

"Brother, don't..."

Erwa's expression changed. Didn't they say they would have braised spareribs? How could they cancel it?

Shen Lian pretended to think for a while and said, "How about this, if you want to eat braised spareribs, it's not impossible. Let's make a bet."

"What are you gambling?"

Erwa’s intuition told him that he would win if he didn’t gamble, but the boy was too young and thought he could beat his brother, the seductive one.

"How about we bet that your big brother, whose biceps and pectorals are bigger than his head, will disobey me and go to rescue Grandpa alone?"

"What about this? Don't worry, brother. I know my brother well. He is not a man who goes back on his word. If he says he won't go to save grandpa, then he will definitely not go."

Erwa has confidence in his eldest brother. Although his eldest brother looks stupid, he is not as stubborn as the third brother and should be sensible.