In the world of anime, robbing women to help the poor

"Alas, lonely as snow, third brother, you go to the demon cave to play, remember to come back early after rescuing grandpa and the eldest brother, we will eat pork elbow today."

Shen Lian flexed his knuckles, then turned back to the house to watch the snake demon taking a bath.

The third brother's Iron Skin spell is not as good as his strong pills. The spell is just so-so, so boring.

After taking the strengthening pill, your body will become harder than iron. One pill can last for fifteen minutes and the effects can be accumulated.

To be honest, Shen Lian is quite disappointed with the magic spells of the three gourd brothers.

The boss looked so awesome, but he was taken down with the shrinking lamp and his butt was beaten swollen. Now he is trapped in the monster cave and regrets it.

The second brother has no special abilities except for his clairvoyance and super hearing. His own spy satellite can take care of both effects, and he can even have a super dog nose to enhance his sense of smell, so the second brother becomes an assistant and mascot.

As for the third brother, his iron body sounds awesome, but he is honest by nature, eats too much, and his body is not as strong as the props. His only advantage is that his head feels good, and his brain makes a loud and crisp sound when it explodes.

The feedback from the forehead was very crisp, and the third child's crying was very loud.

"Third brother, be careful when you go to the demon cave. Those demons won't hold back like you do. I, your second brother, wish you a safe journey."

Now that things have come to this, Erwa has nothing much to say. He can only wish his brother a smooth journey and a safe journey.

Erwa only realized today that the most powerful and hidden person on the top of the mountain was his brother who cooked delicious meals. No one knew which big shot this brother was who had come down to earth to play around and disguised himself as a child to bully them.

With this big guy protecting them, eldest brother and grandfather will probably be fine. After all, my brother said that as long as they act like they don't care, nothing will happen to grandfather.

The evidence was from the past few days. They were eating and drinking, and the monsters didn't dare to do anything to grandpa. Instead, because of eldest brother's trouble, grandpa was caught by the monster again today and was interrogated.

"Oh, Third Brother, I saw a magic mirror in the demon cave. It's a very large crystal. You should find a way to smash the crystal. Without the crystal, it's like their eyes and ears are useless."

Erwa remembered the big crystal in the demon cave. That crystal could be used to check their situation from a distance, which was really difficult to deal with.

It would be too passive if the abilities of these brothers were all noticed.

"Okay, brother, I'll go then."

The third brother rubbed his forehead and jumped directly down from the mountain.

He did not have the eldest brother's ability to grow bigger or smaller, so he could not cross the cliff. He was also not as flexible and fast as his second brother. After much thought, he decided that it would be faster to jump directly from the mountain instead of walking down the stone steps to reach the demon cave.

Boom!

A large human-shaped pit was smashed into the rocks at the bottom of the mountain. Sanwa climbed out by grasping the edge of the pit, patted the gravel on his body, stood up and ran towards the demon cave.

Compared to my brother's exploded head, the pain from jumping off the cliff was just a tickle.

Erwa’s clairvoyance caused his mouth to twitch when he saw the silly look of his third brother. He thought, maybe the third brother was made stupid by his older brother’s flick just now?

Shen Lian in the room was also startled. On the screen, the snake demon had lost its tail and was completely naked, with only a pink shawl hanging on its two fair arms. It was dancing a voluptuous dance.

[In the fourth episode of Calabash Brothers, the one where Erwa is killed, there is a surprise if you look closely at the scene after seven minutes. The picture above is the surprise. I was too young back then and didn’t even notice it. Damn Calabash Brothers.]

Shen Lian was watching the display screen excitedly, and was almost scared back by the third brother.

"This little bastard, his brain is broken or he doesn't have enough bullets!"

……

"Goblin, open the door! If you have the guts to rob a man, open the door! Open the door, open the door, open the door! Don't hide in there without making any noise. Open the door!"

The third brother swung his little fist and smashed the stone door of the demon cave. A bat demon was curious and looked through the crack in the door. The third brother seized the opportunity and punched it. The stone door was opened on the spot, and the bat demon's head was broken and bleeding.

"Report! Another Calabash Brothers is here to knock on our door!"

The Toad Commander hurried to the hall and interrupted the snake demon's dance.

The snake demon waved his hand, and his naked body turned into a half-human, half-snake appearance again.

"Huluwa? What does it look like?" The snake demon twisted his waist and turned around to lean back on the chair, his green eyes locked on the Toad Commander. The suppression from his bloodline made it impossible for the Toad Commander to stand straight.

"He was wearing yellow clothes, had a yellow gourd on his head, had bronze skin, and had a loud voice."

The Toad Leader recalled the appearance of the Calabash Brothers outside the door and described it to the Snake Demon.

"Madam, let me take care of the Calabash Brothers!" The Scorpion Demon at the side thought of the Big Brother who had been captured before, and felt that the Calabash Brothers were nothing special, so he volunteered to restore his manliness.

"Okay, my king, I'll leave this Calabash Brothers to you."

The snake demon nodded, indicating that he would be in charge and the king could go ahead.

"Pour the wine, I'll be back soon!"

The Scorpion Demon raised his sword, turned into a black wind, and carried his men out of the demon cave...

Chapter 29 Shen Lian sets out!

Ugh!

Life is not easy, Erwa sighed.

Erwa no longer wants his own clairvoyance and super hearing, so that he won’t have to see how stupid he is and how he gets humiliated by his younger brother.

How come the third child doesn't know that there are always people better than you? He just got hit on the head by his elder brother, and then he ran to the monster cave to bully some little monsters, thinking that he was invincible. In the end, he suffered a great loss and fell into the monster's trap.

When the third brother left, Erwa's eyes never left the third brother. When the third brother broke the scorpion monster's pincers outside the monster cave, Erwa was also very excited, which meant that the monster's strength was not very strong.

Sure enough, after being beaten up by the third brother, the Scorpion Demon had to turn into black wind and return to the demon cave.

As a result, the third brother became extremely arrogant and rushed into the demon cave, where he was hit by the snake demon's hard and soft Yin-Yang sword and was tied up like a dumpling.

"Brother, what should I do?"

Erwa was at a loss. His eldest brother had lost his life, and his third brother had lost his life. He did not have the strength to rescue them.

Even though the seven of them are of the same heart but different bodies, as long as one of them survives, the other gourds will also die. But looking at the situation, it is obvious that the brothers behind them will also be captured.

Now we can only see what the elder brother thinks. This elder brother is busy cooking all day long. Although the food is delicious, eliminating the monster is the top priority.

"How to mix it? Pig ears should be mixed cold, of course. Try cucumber mixed with pig ears."

Shen Lian felt that he was lucky. Although the dynasty in this world was a fictional world and the monarchs and emperors were different from those in history, their development trajectories were similar, and they all had cucumbers.

"Is it delicious?" Shen Lian asked Erwa.

Without chili oil and enoki mushrooms, the pig ears still lack flavor.

"Mm, delicious..." Erwa was about to nod, but suddenly realized, "Hey, brother, can you be serious? I don't know which god you are from the upper world, but gods are compassionate. Are you just going to sit back and watch the goblins wreak havoc on the village? Please save the people."

At this point, Erwa feels that he can’t go on like this any longer. Even if he has to expose his brother’s identity, he has to make him save people.

The longer the monster lives, the more suffering the people will suffer.

"Amitabha, Erwa, you are right. There is no such thing as a merciful god. In the eyes of gods, all beings are equal. But since you have asked me for help, I will go and take a look."

Shen Lian took off the apron around his waist, picked up the bowl and sat at the table to eat.

Erwa: “???”

So what you mean by "take a look" is to eat first?

Shen Lian waved at Erwa: "What are you standing there for? Eat. I won't be back for three or five days after I leave. You won't have food to eat if you want to."

"oh oh."

Erwa suddenly realized, took his bowl and sat at the small table and started eating.

……

At dusk, the sun sets and the afterglow of the setting sun casts a golden glow on the mountain scenery. If it weren't for the dry bones lying on the ground, it would have been a very beautiful sight.

"The king asked me to patrol the mountains, catch a monk for dinner, pick up my drum, beat my gong, life is full of rhythm~~~"

A white cat hummed a song that was out of date, wandering through the forest, climbing up and down, transforming into a forest elf.

An enhanced version of animal cookies, which can transform into animals at will. One cookie can last for one hour, and the transformation time can be stacked.

"Stop, where did this monster come from? How dare you run into our Snake Mountain and make trouble?"

White cat Shen Lian lowered his head and found a toad walking upright under the tree, with its fork in its hand facing him.

"Snake Mountain? Isn't this Calabash Mountain?"

The white cat licked its paw and asked the toad below.

When Toad heard this, he shouted, "How dare you! If I say it is Snake and Scorpion Mountain, then it is Snake and Scorpion Mountain."

The white cat raised his paw, looked around, and asked, "General? Where? I only saw a toad walking on two legs, and that toad said he was a general."

"You white-haired beast, you deserve to be killed!"

The toad threw the double-pronged fork in his hand towards the white cat on the tree, and the double-pronged fork shot towards the branch with a cold light.

The white cat just leaped nimbly, squeaked, and crossed its claws.

Meow!

"Ouch, my face!"

The toad fell to the ground and screamed, blood oozing from between the claws that covered his face.

"I'm going to teach you a lesson. Don't block me from playing."

The white cat turned around proudly and walked towards the bushes behind him step by step, counting silently in his heart.

five!

Four!

three!

……

"Brother White Cat, wait a minute."

The toad covered his face with his hands, and blood dripped onto the ground. It was painful, but he endured the pain and called the white cat.

The white cat was delighted when he heard the voice behind him, but his expression remained unchanged. He turned around and asked, "What? Do you still want me to scratch your face?"

"No, no, I want to ask, Brother White Cat, do you have any idea of ​​joining our Snake and Scorpion Mountain? Our Snake and Scorpion Mountain is currently recruiting demon talents. Brother White Cat has intelligence without any training, so he must be very talented. Why don't you join our Snake and Scorpion Mountain? I guarantee that you will become an immortal and live a carefree life in the future."

The Toad Soldier stepped forward with a shameless face to try to establish a relationship, as if he had completely forgotten who had scratched his face just now.

"What is a demon? Why be a demon? I won't go."

The white cat turned around and left, and the toad soldiers couldn't hold it anymore.

"Hey, hey, hey? Brother White Cat, don't go, don't go. There are many benefits to being a demon. Look, I can even walk on two legs."

The toad soldier stood in front of the white cat and showed him his powerful frog legs.

To be honest, if it was a bullfrog, the white cat would have cut off its legs and tasted it, but unfortunately it was a toad.

"Don't stop me. I'm not interested."

The white cat pretended to leave, but the toad came back and clung to it.

"Don't go, Brother Cat. I haven't finished telling you about the benefits of being a demon. As long as you become a demon, your life span will be at least three hundred years. Isn't that longer than your life span of more than ten years? And being a demon is very simple. Tomorrow you go to the back of the Snake and Scorpion Mountain. There are demons handing out pills over there. You can become a demon after taking the pills. It's very convenient and quick."

The toad continued to deceive the white cat, and even told it that being a demon would increase its lifespan.

"Can this... really live for hundreds of years?" The white cat hesitated.

"Don't worry, look at me, I'm already 12 years old today. An ordinary toad can only live for ten years at most. Isn't the fact that I've lived for twelve years evidence?"

The toad patted his chest and talked nonsense to fool the white cat.

"In that case, I'll trust you. It's the back mountain, right?"

"Correct."

"Okay, got it."

After confirming the time, the white cat quickly jumped into the bushes and disappeared.

The toad behind him spat when he saw the white cat leave.

"Bah, what's so arrogant about a little spirit with some spirituality? If you take the elixir and become a monster, you are the dog of the king. Your fate is in the hands of him, not God. You scratch me? I'll make you regret it so much that you'll beg me on the ground, humph!"

The toad picked up the fork, turned around and left, ready to continue fooling the small animals.

The lady set a target, the monster in the Snake and Scorpion Cave, and one monster must trick at least ten animals into taking medicine and joining the Snake and Scorpion Mountain.

After fooling this white cat, there are still nine others. What a trouble!

The toad left, and a pair of green eyes lit up in the bushes, swaying out of the bushes, and then a white cat walked out.

White Cat Shen Lian muttered to himself, "He is indeed a brainless little monster. He just casually said such a thing. The elixir is a fraud. It seems that I have to find another way to join the monster cave."