In the world of anime, robbing women to help the poor

"I've seen before that General Hu likes this plant, so today, to reward General Hu, I specially made this pot of tonic soup, all for you, General Hu, to nourish your body." The roasted chicken snake demon said in a seductive voice into Shen Lian's ear.

This woman, you just talk, why are you blowing air? Why are you panting so softly?

I simply can’t help it!

Shen Lian, the tiger spirit, was now sinking under the dual stimulation of mind and body.

Spiritually, the snake spirit's husband is drinking and chatting happily with his men outside, while she is here committing adultery with someone else's wife. How exciting!

In terms of the body, it contains a lot of tonics to improve sexual performance, but it also contains catnip. How lethal is the mint smell to cats? Even more exciting!

It’s really unbearable!

"lady!"

Tiger Claw picked up the naked snake spirit in front of him, and Shen Lian's tiger's mouth touched the snake spirit's red lips.

The barbed tongue and the snake's tongue are entangled together, exchanging sweet saliva with each other.

After exchanging for a while, Shen Lian lifted the snake spirit's tail, carried the snake spirit to the jade bed, pounced on the snake spirit, and licked the catnip leaves.

Especially those two mean catnip leaves, blocking his favorite little beans, and he was going to eat the mint leaves!

"Hmm... General Tiger, be gentle~~~"

The snake demon's face flushed, his whole body was shaking, he hugged the tiger's head, and kept mumbling.

After the crazy entanglement, the highlight finally arrived.

When Shen Lian uncovered the snake demon's reverse scales and saw the treasure that had transformed into a human shape, he finally couldn't help but go in.

But when he saw the tiger whip stained with blood and the snake demon crawling up, Shen Lian realized that he had been tricked!

The one who tricked him was the snake demon, and also himself.

What tricked him was not the fact that "a snake spirit had been married for ten thousand years but was still a virgin", but the posture the snake spirit used when it turned over.

That's joyful magic!

This woman is planning to use him to make treasure!

Chapter 40 Loss

As mentioned before, Shen Lian has a reasonable way to occupy the jade ruyi. It can’t be said to be occupation, but it should be a good way to steal the jade ruyi.

The snake demon found the stone slab, and the inheritance in the stone slab would definitely be instilled into the snake demon's mind.

So a plan was born!

It is also a strategy to lure the tiger away from the mountain.

As everyone knows, this inheritance stone tablet can store all kinds of knowledge, so Shen Lian came up with a plan.

The plan was simple. He would use the inheritance of the stone slab as an opportunity to force the snake demon and the scorpion demon to be busy with certain things and not take care of the jade ruyi. Then he would steal the jade ruyi.

What the snake demon values ​​most is the jade ruyi. He can lose everything else but he cannot lose the treasure.

When thinking about magic weapons, the first thing that comes to mind is the various magical instruments and magic weapons in fairy tale novels. Among the magic weapons, there is a very attractive setting, that is, the weapon spirit.

With the magic weapon of the spirit, the power can be greatly increased, even doubled.

Given the snake demon's obsession with the jade ruyi, how could he not try it out if he got a method to upgrade the magic weapon?

If someone else told the snake spirit that he had a method to make a magic weapon give birth to a spirit, the snake spirit would most likely not believe it, but what if she discovered it herself? Then she would definitely believe it without a doubt.

So Shen Lian left a lot of information on the nine stone tablets.

Shen Lian has a prop, or rather, Doraemon has a prop, called the Encyclopedia of the Universe. This prop can check everything, but when it comes to the other world, this prop cannot connect to the database and is useless. At Shen Lian's suggestion, the Encyclopedia of the Universe developed an offline mode.

Shen Lian downloaded a lot of knowledge using offline mode, but this knowledge was secondary. The main thing was that he took advantage of the time to download future college entrance examination questions, preparing to cheat to get into college.

I didn’t expect that the knowledge I downloaded in my spare time was used before I used the test paper.

The knowledge in the Encyclopedia of the Universe is very diverse, ranging from oil painting appreciation to computer technology, from cooking instruction to historical events. Some of the knowledge is the most special, and that is the knowledge of cultivating immortals from the Celestial Empire, which are all materials used by ancient cultivators for their cultivation.

Now that we have come to the world of Calabash Brothers, isn’t this useful?

In the first five stone tablets, Shen Lian introduced the setting that the magic weapon has spirits (copied from the introduction in the novels about gods and demons), and then wrote down the cultivation method (somewhat plausible knowledge about dragon and tiger alchemy).

The last four stone tablets are simple, recording the four tricks of joyful magic and the secret techniques of licking and kneading the breasts from the world of "The Exorcist".

In short, the last four stone slabs can be understood as the art of sex.

In order to delay time and prevent the snake demon and the scorpion demon from discovering the theft of the jade ruyi too early, Shen Lian also specially noted on the stone slab that this set of "Dragon and Tiger Treasure Refining and Spirit Fusion Method" must be continued for seven days and seven nights before the magic weapon can give birth to spirituality.

What Shen Lian never expected was that the snake spirit did not use this fabricated treasure refining method with her husband, but practiced it with him.

Gan!

This is scarier than the snake spirit being a virgin!

After being exploited by the goblin for seven days, is he a pile driver?

And it was obvious that this woman had her hands full with him. She gave him aphrodisiac soup and catnip, and he simply couldn't resist.

This catnip is too addictive!

“Meow~~~~Roar!”

Shen Lian sometimes meowed like a cat and sometimes roared like a tiger. A half-human, half-snake monster was entangled around him.

The upper body of this goblin is a human. She is beautiful and seductive, with lustful eyes, babbling and mumbling incomprehensible words.

Its lower body is a snake, which is coiled on the tiger's waist. There is a sizzling sound when the snake is closely connected to the tiger's waist.

Roar!

The White Tiger Demon had been conquering the Snake Demon for a long time and finally reached the critical point. The Snake Demon was on the verge of collapse, its army was completely routed, and juice was splashing everywhere.

Amid the roar, the white tiger demon's claws subconsciously extended their tips, leaving ten bloody marks on the snake demon's smooth back.

Feeling the pain, the snake demon's eyes suddenly turned vertical, and its sharp fangs pierced the white tiger demon's neck and sucked blood.

Roar!

hiss!

The roars of tigers and the buzzing of snakes could be heard in the training room.

Then the snake demon seized the opportunity, wrapped its tail around the white tiger demon's waist, threw it into the blood pool behind it, and jumped in after it.

The medicinal power from the blood pool instantly poured into the wound on the White Tiger Spirit's neck. The White Tiger Spirit, who was originally a little weak, was like taking an aphrodisiac and became strong again.

A huge snake also emerged from the blood pool behind him, and its body became entangled and transformed into a dragon spirit.

The vigor and strength of a dragon and a tiger are fully displayed at this moment!

……

In the blood pool that had returned to calm, a white tiger spirit was lying by the pool and snoring loudly, with a snake spirit crawling on its chest, grabbing its own tail and trying to scratch the white tiger spirit's nose.

laugh!

The white tiger spirit sneezed, and then continued to sleep, and in his dream he did not forget to stretch out his tiger claws and hug the snake spirit tightly.

"The Azure Dragon rides on fire and swims in the lotus pond, while the White Tiger stirs up waves and leaves the bridal chamber... To cultivate, one must subdue dragons and tigers!"

The snake demon lay on the white tiger demon, recalling the inheritance in the stone slab.

The contents of the inheritance are obscure and difficult to understand, and all kinds of nouns have their own references. Even though the snake demon has been practicing for thousands of years, he actually only has a superficial understanding of cultivation, and the only skills he has are the ones that came with the treasure when he and his sister picked it up.

The inheritance method that came with the treasure was exactly the same as the inheritance method of the skills in the stone slab, so the snake demon believed in the skills in the stone slab without a doubt and fully believed that the skills compiled by Shen Lian could give the magic weapon spirituality.

It is written in the technique that practicing this method requires the combination of dragon and tiger.

The dragon is the spirit in the heart; the tiger is the energy in the kidneys.

The dragon represents a swimming movement, appearing and disappearing unpredictably. This is a metaphor for human nature: being active can easily drain one’s energy, and draining one’s energy means draining one’s spirit.

Tigers are ferocious and can easily hurt people. This is a metaphor for human emotions, which can easily lead to loss of vitality.

The scriptures say: People's hearts like to be quiet, but desires pull them. The movement of the Azure Dragon is mostly caused by the White Tiger. Of course, the movement of the White Tiger is also mostly because the Azure Dragon is restless. If there are too many desires and mixed thoughts, the dragon and tiger will be unstable. If you want to practice, you must subdue them.

The temperament remains unchanged, which is called subduing the dragon and taming the tiger; the spirits embrace each other, which is called the dragon and the tiger coexisting.

When a dragon and a tiger come together, it is the practice of cultivating both body and soul!

To refine the weapon one needs to cultivate both the body and soul, and to refine Qi one also needs to cultivate both the body and soul.

But how can we cultivate both sex and life?

The snake spirit has not figured out this question for all these years. She only knows that sex depends on the heart, while fate depends on the body.

Looking at General Tiger's furry head, and thinking of the time she had just had with General Tiger in the pool, the snake demon's face turned red.

That was a feeling she had never experienced in all the years she had been married to the Scorpion Spirit.

The demon race has no lovemaking, they only reproduce. Even if it is a cross-species union, it becomes a union of the same species.

In person, she had only tried it with her sister.

As for why she didn't do anything with the Scorpion Demon, she had to be able to get close to the Scorpion Demon's mouthparts which had not yet fully transformed.

So this first time with half a human body went to General Tiger Shen Lian.

"Come to think of it, when I was having that thing with General Hu just now, I seemed to have seen an illusion in a trance..."

The snake spirit recalled the scene when she had just combined with Shen Lian. A lotus platform appeared in her mind. On the lotus platform was a Buddha, and on the Buddha was a woman. The way the two combined was exactly the same as that between her and General Tiger.

Afterwards, when her body and mind reached their peak at the same time, she had a feeling of being one with nature, and she could see every movement in Hulu Mountain, which was hundreds of miles in radius.

Sadly, it didn't last long.

Is this the method of cultivating both sex and life?

really!

General Hu is my destined husband!

The snake spirit who used the magic of joyful exorcism identified Shen Lian as the demon who could help her practice.

Shen Lian, who was sleeping soundly, didn't know that he had won the snake spirit's heart just by having sex with her.

Logically speaking, the snake demon guessed correctly. This magic trick of joyful conjuring is a way to cultivate both sex and life.

Generally, the dual cultivation of sex and life is practiced by fellow Taoists sitting together to discuss Taoism and exchange ideas.

The dual cultivation of sex and life sounds very mysterious, but to put it simply it means both mental and physical health.

But the magic of joyful magic is different, it uses the art of sex to achieve the result of cultivating both sex and life. Others sit and discuss the Tao, but this one sits and loves to discuss the Tao.

To conquer demons, one must not only conquer external demons, but also the demons within the heart.

Chapter 41 The show begins

Five days!

Five whole days!

Shen Lian couldn't bear it anymore.

This snake spirit was like someone addicted to chickens, pestering him from morning till night. If he hadn't refused vehemently, she would have had sex with him even when going to the toilet.

During these few days, Shen Lian felt like a sponge, and there would always be something if he squeezed it.

However, as soon as the snake demon noticed that Shen Lian was beginning to weaken, it took out catnip and jade ruyi, controlling him both physically and psychologically.

Shen Lian turned into a ruthless pile driver!

"No, Madam, please spare me. You want me to do this for eleven hours a day. I can't bear it anymore."

Shen Lian slumped beside the pool of blood and waved weakly at the snake demon.

"General Tiger, are you sure you want to reject me?"

The snake spirit lying on Shen Lian's chest was playing with two steel eggs in one hand, and scratching Shen Lian's nose with a catnip leaf in the other hand. At the same time, it stretched out its tongue, and the two forks of its tongue pinched the little nipple under Shen Lian's tiger hair, twisting it back and forth.

Ouch!

With a tiger roar, Shen Lian's eyes turned red as he turned the snake demon over and pressed it down, holding the snake demon's hands and beating them continuously.

The snake demon didn't feel bored at all and was even giggling, enjoying the tiger's charge.

……