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Now that his butt is being treated like a barbecue, Sanwa can't stand it anymore. Then his little mouth is like covered with honey, and he sprays it at his good brother, with saliva flying out.

Even though the little guy has never been to school, he has a very dirty mouth and uses all kinds of swear words that start with the word "gourd". "Open your mouth and you'll see gourd vines, close your mouth and you'll see gourd seeds." There is an endless stream of swear words specifically for the Calabash Brothers.

The third brother is not a fool at all. He is very eloquent when he scolds his younger brother.

When the Fire Boy heard his Third Brother scolding him, he got angry. He was not a gentle person to begin with, especially since the one scolding him was his Third Brother who was giving away his life. The Fire Boy also attacked the Third Brother Zuan.

Huo Wa is also a ruthless guy. He doesn't have as many swear words as the third brother, but he is good at exposing the third brother's secrets, especially the third brother's secrets, and he can scold the third brother to the point of breaking his defense.

In the end, this drama of brothers fighting each other ended in a draw, and it can even be said that both sides suffered losses.

The third brother has a body of steel and is really good at scolding people. The additional effect of his body of steel is an indestructible voice. When he scolds his younger brother, his mouth is never dry and he speaks to his younger brother in a very Zaun-like way.

The fourth brother is not as good at cursing as the third brother for a long time, but his magical powers have not been banned. He cannot curse as well as the third brother, but he can spit fire. He doesn't spit at people with his little mouth, but spit fire instead, burning the third brother who is screaming. The flames he spit out specifically drill into the third brother's butt, burning him and making him scream.

Shen Lian didn't return to the room until the two men were tired of scolding and there was no more drama.

After Shen Lian left, Huo Wa, who had his eyes closed, opened them and said to San Wa, "Third brother, it's up to you from now on!"

Sanwa: “???”

……

When he returned to the training room, there were no monsters in the room. Shen Lian guessed that Man Niang and You Rong went to take a shower.

They used to wash directly in the pool in the training room, but since they promised Shen Lian not to fight, they went to the Wulongtan in the back mountain to wash.

Shen Lian knew without even looking that they were definitely going to fight. Man Niang could promise him not to fight, but You Rong would not keep her promise.

You can't expect goblins to be honest and keep their promises.

Actually, it's better this way. What annoys Shen Lian is that they brought him along in the fight. One of them is a gourd vine spirit, and the other is a thousand-year-old snake spirit. They both have strong hands. They got up and grabbed his arms and pulled them to both sides. He felt like he was about to be torn into pieces.

Now we don't have to fight him anymore, it's also fine to just go to the back hill and fight.

Taking out the spy satellite, Shen Lian pointed the camera at the Calabash Brothers to investigate their situation.

As soon as the screen was turned on, two little birds were seen working together to carry a flower bud filled with water into the thatched hut. Erwa turned around, took the flower bud and drank the water in it. His eyes became bright. A pangolin also ran into the house with some herbs in its hand. It squeezed out the medicinal juice and dripped it into Erwa's ears... Shen Lian watched thoughtfully.

Calabash Brothers is an unknown creature and cannot be viewed from the perspective of ordinary people.

Turning the camera, Shen Lian was looking for the remaining two Calabash Brothers.

Even though the little kid Liuwa can become invisible, he's actually not very useful. He's fine as a scout to gather intelligence, but not very good at frontal combat.

These seven gourd brothers have great abilities and together they form a perfect team.

There are tanks, warriors, mages, and supports. It can be said that these little guys put together have no shortcomings at all.

It's because these kids are too arrogant. They don't take the goblins seriously and try their best to get their heads killed, which is why things have become like this.

After searching for a while, Shen Lian finally found Liuwa and Qiwa at the foot of an unnamed mountain next to Hulu Mountain.

The seventh child stood in the front and the sixth child stood in the back. The seventh child raised the purple gourd in his hand and shouted, "Look at the magic weapon!"

There was a suction force coming from the mouth of the purple gourd, and countless firewood from the mountain flew out and were collected into the purple gourd.

"Sixth brother, now that we have chopped the firewood and fetched the water for today, let's go back. After today's treatment, even if Second Brother is fully recovered, we will go to the demon cave together tomorrow and watch me use this magic gourd to turn that Ruyi Baby into pus and blood."

The seventh child weighed the magic gourd in his hand, turned around and said to the sixth child.

The seventh brother was quite confident in his treasure. Even though the monster had many magic weapons and was able to capture his brothers, they were nothing compared to his magic gourd.

"But seventh brother, aren't you afraid that the demon will read your name and put you into the bronze lamp?"

Liuwa was still a little worried. His brothers were all so confident, but the price of their confidence was that they were captured into a demon cave and lived with snakes, insects, rats and ants. If the seventh brother failed again, he and his second brother would really be helpless.

He and his second brother are not the type of people who are good at frontal combat. One has clairvoyance and good hearing, while the other is invisible. The two of them are good at gathering intelligence, but they are really not good at fighting.

In the past, when he had a Ruyi in his hand, he could chant spells and deal with those monsters. Now that Ruyi is gone, he can only throw stones.

As for the second brother, he could not carry anything on his shoulders, could not lift anything with his hands, and could not even throw a stone.

When the Seventh Brother heard the Sixth Brother's worry, he didn't care at all. He patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Sixth Brother, even if the goblin catches me, it's okay. Don't I still have you and the Second Brother? My magic gourd is invincible. If the goblin catches me, can't you just use my gourd to catch him? My magic gourd is not only used by me, you can use it too. When the time comes, you just need to lift the gourd..."

When Calabash Brothers finished chatting and turned to go home, Shen Lian outside the screen noticed someone approaching from behind.

"who!?"

Shen Lian turned around and found Bai Yourong behind him.

"I didn't expect that you, Ruyi, have such a magic weapon, comparable to Erwa's clairvoyance and super hearing, and it's the kind of magic weapon that everyone can see. It's really amazing." Bai Yourong was sitting next to Shen Lian, leaning in front of the spy satellite screen, poking the spy satellite, and when he poked the power off button, he was startled by the sudden black screen.

"Doesn't mother also have a magic mirror?"

Shen Lian was a little confused. Why did this snake demon look so strange? Shouldn't it be happy to see a magic weapon that could replace the magic mirror? Why did it act as if it had never seen such a magic weapon before?

"Oh, I'm just a little curious. By the way, Ruyi, can you lend me your copper lamp to play with?"

Bai Yourong asked Shen Lian to borrow the magic lamp. Shen Lian thought about it and felt that there was nothing he couldn't borrow, and the snake demon couldn't harm him, so he didn't take it seriously.

With a flip of his hand, Shen Lian took out the magic lamp, handed it to Bai Yourong, and said, "Mother, this is for you."

Bai Yourong took the magic lamp, a cold light flashed before his eyes, he raised the magic lamp and shouted, "Ruyi!"

Shen Lian: “???”

Before he could react, a suction force came from the magic lamp and sucked him into the bronze lamp.

Bai Yourong, who originally had fair and delicate skin, had her skin turn blue, and there was a hint of coldness between her eyebrows.

Green snake spirit, Bai Jiayin!

Chapter 58 Pre-supported Tou-No-Pi machines

Is this the interior of the magic lamp? The space is quite large.

In the darkness, there was only one spot of light, and under the light was Shen Lian sitting cross-legged.

Can't get out!

The penetrating ring didn't work. The space around here seemed endless and there was no way out. The anywhere door didn't work either.

Ugh!

He thought too much and actually believed that this snake spirit could talk about family affection and feelings.

You are unkind and unjust, and you have harmed the bloodline left by General Hu. So don't blame me, a good child, for talking back to you!

Shen Lian thought about it, took out a diary from his pocket, picked up a pen and started writing in the diary.

Journal in advance.

A magical item that can determine the future. The effect of this item can be regarded as the law of fate.

As long as you write in your diary, the things you write about will definitely happen in the future. For example, if you write that it will snow in the middle of summer, it will definitely snow.

Simply put, what is written in this notebook is history.

The only way to remove the effect of this item is to burn the entire diary. Otherwise, as long as the diary exists, even if the page where the diary is written is torn off or destroyed, the things recorded on it will not change.

Precisely because this prop is so effective, Shen Lian went to the Future Mall and bought a deluxe edition diary. Doraemon didn't let him use it, so he could only buy one online himself.

After finishing the diary, Shen Lian felt that it was not safe enough, so he took out the advance payment commitment machine.

The appearance of the advance commitment machine is similar to a radio walkie-talkie. You can say to it "I will definitely do XXXX in the future, so I hope xxxxx" and you can realize what you hope for right now, but you must fulfill the things mentioned in the contract in the future after it is realized. The things agreed to be realized must be equal to the things you hope for. For example, if you can have a full meal now, you must have an extra meal in the future as compensation.

Shen Lian put the advance commitment machine to his lips and said, "I will definitely penetrate the snake spirit tomorrow, so I hope to experience the feeling of penetrating the snake spirit in advance."

Beep beep beep!

The advance payment commitment machine made a sound, and the red light on the machine turned green, indicating that Shen Lian's request was approved.

Then Shen Lian felt something wet and tight down there, as if it was an undeveloped area.

Ok?

Why are there still obstacles?

Shen Lian straightened his waist and felt like he had broken through some obstacle.

After that, Shen Lian lay on the ground, enjoying the love from the future.

It’s not that he has a lot of free time, so he is addicted to criticizing. He is trying to confirm whether what he wrote in his diary can be realized.

In his advance diary, Shen Lian wrote that he would leave the magic lamp tomorrow, break free from its control, and turn the snake spirit that captured him into mud.

After all, this is a world of gods and demons, and Shen Lian is not sure that all the props can be used, so he came up with the practice of prepaying the promised machine to patch it.

It turns out that writing in advance in the diary can also work, so he will definitely leave the magic lamp tomorrow and beat the snake demon who captured him to pieces!

……

Shen Lian was captured, and when the void in the magic lamp was revealed, Man Niang and Bai Yourong outside started fighting again.

The reason for the fight was of course because Shen Lian was missing.

On this side, the vine god turned into a snake, full of vitality and surging green light. On the other side, the giant black-scaled python was evil and overbearing.

The two monsters were fighting fiercely outside the snake and scorpion cave. The fight between the two big monsters was like a meat grinder, constantly crushing and stirring up everything around them.

Some fairies who wanted to step forward to stop them, or some fairies who were unfortunate enough to pass by, were eventually drawn into the battle between Manniang and Yourong.

It was okay for those with strong magic power and good life-saving methods, such as the Scorpion Demon, the Centipede General, and the Crocodile Leader. After being caught in the trap, these monsters relied on their own magic or talents to escape, but their physical condition was not much better after they ran out.

"Although the magic power of this stinky snake has weakened a lot, why does it feel like it has become more refined? Where did she get the technique to purify her magic power?" The Scorpion Demon covered his face with one hand and his butt with the other, feeling the whipping of the snake demon's tail just now, and was secretly frightened.

The slap on the face was from Man Niang, just a daily defense break. The focus was on his butt, his scorpion tail was interrupted by the snake spirit Bai Yourong, which was almost impossible.

He avoided the agitation of demonic energy by shrinking, and was crushed by the demon god. Finally, he dug out a centipede general who was born in heaven by digging the ground. He wiped the sweat with his two big hands, patted the dirt with his small hands, and breathed a sigh of relief: "What the bat demon said is right. If these two big demons fight, we have to run fast. I was almost crushed to death by them."

He happened to pass by and because of his bad mouth, he said, "Oh? My king's nephew who has low magic power but magical weapons is missing? That's too...", and finally he was wrapped around the neck by the snake's tail and thrown into the battlefield. The crocodile leader who survived by chance with his scales, looked at his body after crawling out of the battlefield. His armor was broken, but the scales of the demon god were not broken.

The crocodile leader immediately laughed like a silly kid weighing 500 pounds: "They are just two banshees, their magical powers are not even as strong as a finger of my king. So what if they broke my armor? I am born with scales... Shit!"

A sharp pain came from behind the crocodile leader. He turned around and glared, and found that a one-eyed toad was poking his back with its claws, and the claws were covered with red blood.

The one-eyed toad said, "This crocodile armor isn't that hard."

Crocodile leader: “???”

Snapped!

The crocodile leader slapped the one-eyed toad with his backhand, turning it into a spinning top.

When the crocodile leader stood up, his whole body could be seen. Indeed, there was nothing wrong with the front half of his body, but the scales on his back were all gone, leaving only bare flesh, half of which was burnt black and the other half was bleeding. It looked like he was roasted over fire and his scales and skin were violently removed with a knife, which highlighted his cruelty.

Now these big monsters are in such a mess, not to mention the other small monsters who are no match for the magic power of the two monsters.

The wasp monster, spider monster, and bat monster on this side were minced into meat paste, while the toad monster, snake monster, and various small monsters that had just transformed were left with no trace.

"You bitch, did you hide my child?"

“Ruyi, no!”

"I do not believe."

The snake demon didn't wait for Man Niang to explain, and was obsessed with the idea that Man Niang had hidden her beloved child. With a move of Oolong Twisting Pillar, the snake demon wrapped around the vine body, and the two demons collided, causing a shocking scene.

As for the culprit, the Green Snake Spirit, she is now busy stealing the Calabash Brothers.

She found that the goblins in the snake and scorpion cave did not think much of the gourd baby, and they asked her brother-in-law, the scorpion demon, in a roundabout way. In the end, the scorpion demon even asked what the Seven Heart Pill was. Although she suspected that the one-eyed toad had ill intentions, it didn't matter. As long as the pill formula was real, it would be fine.

In his early years, when he was traveling around looking for immortals, the Green Snake Spirit once obtained a recipe for an elixir. The recipe was nameless, but it stated that one could become an immortal by refining the essence of seven different spiritual creatures.

She had never taken the recipe seriously before. Where in the world could such a magical thing come from? It was more like a monster. It wasn't until that night when the one-eyed toad came to her door and told her the recipe for the Seven Hearts Pill that she remembered the recipe she had obtained.

Aren’t the seven gourd brothers seven spiritual creatures?

While the snake demon and the vine demon were fighting, the green snake demon went down to the dungeon alone, fished out the eldest child who was soaking in the mud, put him into the treasure bag, and then came to the place where the third and fourth children were imprisoned, but found it empty.

"That bitch Bai Yourong is on guard against me? That's not right. If she was on guard against me, she should have hidden the big one. It's impossible for her to only hide two Calabash Brothers..."

Bai Jiayin looked down at the ground and discovered that the stone clamp used to imprison Sanwa was charred black with neatly cut ends, which showed that it had been shattered by a powerful force, and was clearly burned first and then chopped.

The iron chain and stone lock that tied up Huowa was bitten off, with clear teeth marks on it. Combined with the small hole on the ground that was a finger wide, there were also traces of crawling... The fourth baby saved the third baby, and the third baby escaped and bit off the iron chain?

Good trick!

At this time, in a corner of the cave, the fourth child put down the third child on his shoulders and panted, "Third brother, you are really heavy."

Sanwa glared at his brother and said, "Stop talking nonsense and run. If the goblin catches up with us soon, do you want to roast me with fire after being caught?"

"understood!"

The fourth child gritted his teeth, carried the third child on his shoulders and continued running...