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"Mercy? What mercy? Don't you think it's ridiculous for you, a demon who eats and harms people, to beg for mercy?"

Shen Lian was ready to beat the one-eyed toad to pieces.

"Wait a minute, little King Kong, listen to me! I am innocent."

The mountain god now has only this one incarnation, which he raised from childhood to adulthood. If it is destroyed, he will have to raise it again.

How could there be so many clones that could become monsters by chance? So I had to stay.

"Then how are you innocent? Tell me."

Shen Lian was curious. He had nothing to do, so he gave this one-eyed toad some hope, and then when he thought he could survive, he slapped him to death. He must have had a great expression on his face before he died.

Ugh!

The one-eyed toad sighed and said, "I used to live by the pond on Hulu Mountain. I had a wife and children at home and lived a happy life.

Who knew that the Scorpion Demon was so rude and unreasonable, he occupied the mountain and acted without restraint, and took away my pond and my land.

My wife got into a fight with him and was beaten up by him. My son scolded him for bullying a kind demon, so he took him into a demon cave and beat him 180 times. Finally, he hanged himself and left his hatred for the world..."

Shen Lian was really impressed by the Lotus Flower sung by the One-eyed Toad. He was indeed a... talented person. Developing folk art projects in the human world would be a way to make money.

Unfortunately, Shen Lian is not from Deyun Club, so he cannot be trained to be a crosstalk performer.

"Wait, you said you live in Hulu Mountain, did you know there is a mountain god near Hulu Mountain?"

Just as Shen Lian was about to slap the one-eyed toad to death, he remembered the words the toad used when introducing himself.

He was not very familiar with the Hulu Mountain area, so if he wanted to find the mountain god, he had to find a local monster.

Find me?

doing what?

The one-eyed toad was a little puzzled. He thought that the little gourd king probably didn't know him. Old Man Yue was captured and everyone was busy fighting monsters, so they didn't have time to tell them the story of the mountain god.

"I wonder what you, Little King Kong, want to do by looking for... ahem, the mountain god?" The one-eyed toad was a little curious, and his intuition told him that good things might happen.

"Oh, this green snake demon has three demons and four monsters under his command, a total of seven demons. I can't defeat them all, so I need the help of the mountain god."

Shen Lian spoke without hesitation. In fact, it might be a bit troublesome for Xiao Jin Gang to deal with just a few monsters, but for Shen Lian, it was a piece of cake. He would let the monsters experience the power of technology.

"Is that so? Little demon, I do know something about the mountain god. If you go west for 1,500 miles, you will be able to see the mountain god. The mountain god is ten thousand feet tall, handsome and elegant..."

The one-eyed toad became more and more excited as he spoke, and a smile returned to his face. After Shen Lian heard the location of the mountain god, he was too lazy to listen. After knowing where the west was, he slapped the one-eyed toad in the face with his backhand, causing his brain to burst. He fell to the ground and enjoyed an eternal, baby-like sleep.

"This goblin is really weird. He's still smiling even after he died. I should have told him I was going to kill him. That way I could still see his horrified expression."

Following the direction pointed by the toad spirit just now, Shen Lian took out the light channel, aimed it at the west, and walked into the channel with a bamboo helicopter on his head, entering the four-dimensional space and shuttling between the mountains.

Even if there is a huge rock in front of him, Shen Lian can easily pass through the rock. He is in the fourth-dimensional space and there are no obstacles in front of him.

Chapter 71 The Divine Sword of Heaven

The mountain god was excited!

Unexpectedly, there is a ray of hope after a dark cloud. The little King Kong was actually afraid of the goblins and came to him for help.

Judging from the time, those goblins should not transform so quickly. We must find a way to trick the magic gourd over here quickly. As long as we can get the little doll, the transformation will be just around the corner.

"Go to Green Snake Mountain and bring Little King Kong to me."

The mountain god immediately ordered the divine eagle to pick up little King Kong. The divine eagle could not go against the mountain god's will, so it had to fly to the Green Snake Mountain thousands of miles away to pick up little King Kong.

But as soon as the divine eagle left, a child in white clothes and a gourd on his head appeared at the feet of the mountain god.

It’s the Little Gourd King Kong!

……

On the way here, Shen Lian suddenly realized that he was being stupid. Why use a bamboo dragonfly? Wouldn't it be better to use teleportation?

Afterwards, relying on teleportation, Shen Lian reached the mountain god of Hulu Mountain at the fastest speed.

Shen Lian's current teleportation range is thirty kilometers, but within this range, twenty-five kilometers can accurately find the teleportation location. Beyond twenty-five kilometers, the landing location is more random.

The body swap was quite unexpected for Shen Lian. Not only did he get Xiao Jin Gang's magical powers, but he could also use his own superpowers and the props in his own space bag. With these three combined, Shen Lian became invincible.

Even if you are invincible, you still have to cheat.

This mountain god Lao Deng has a lot of treasures. Two lotuses can turn Calabash Brothers into Little King Kong. I don't know if the lotuses can be planted. If they are watered with plant automatic liquid...

hmm~~~

Seven beautiful lotus ladies?

really not bad!

Explode the gold coins, explode this old guy’s gold coins as much as possible!

This mountain over a thousand meters high in front of us is the mountain god?

Tsk tsk tsk, this whole mountain is clearly the head of the mountain god, with the face and facial features. It doesn't look like a god at all, but more like a goblin transformed from a mountain.

In Shen Lian's opinion, this so-called mountain god, if not amiable, should at least be intimidating without getting angry, and look unattainable. This mountain should be covered with flowers, trees, and grass, with birds, fish, insects, flying beasts, and look like a fairyland.

But what is the reality? It is completely bare, with human facial features floating on the surface of the mountain. It is more like a mountain demon than a mountain god.

Neither affable nor unattainable.

Very disappointed!

"Little King Kong, how come you came so fast?"

The mountain god remembered that it had been less than a cup of tea since he lost contact with his clone. How come Xiao Jin Gang came so quickly?

"Grandpa Mountain God, I came here with the help of the monster's magic weapon. I heard from Grandpa that it was the lotus he got from you that turned me into this. I want to ask you if you have any other treasures? Treasures like the lotus. The monsters under the control of the green snake monster are really difficult to deal with." Shen Lian knelt on the ground and wiped away his crocodile tears. If you didn't know, you would think he was very sad.

"What, you got the fairy's magic weapon?" The mountain god was a little embarrassed.

He never expected that after searching for a long time, he would finally get it without any effort. As long as he got the treasure of Ruyiwa, the glowing treasure, and shone it on himself, it would not be a dream to transform into a human form.

"Yes, Grandpa Mountain God, what's wrong?"

Shen Lian felt a little strange. Why did this mountain god seem so impatient? Did he have some idea about my props? But how did he know I had these props? Was there a traitor among the little demons?

Shen Lian became alert. As expected of a mountain god who had lived for tens of thousands of years, the old guy was omnipresent.

He just turned Calabash Brothers into King Kong before, and now he is coveting his own props. What does he want to do?

The mountain god also realized that his intentions were too obvious, so he coughed and said, "Oh, nothing, I just remembered that there is a treasure here that can help you exorcise demons."

"What baby?"

Shen Lian was excited. The old man did have stock.

The mountain god spit out a purple lotus leaf from his mouth, which lifted Shen Lian up. Then he said, "Two hundred miles to the south there is a mountain peak called Yitian Peak. On this mountain peak is a precious sword called Yitian Sword. As long as you pull out this sword, no matter what demons and monsters in the world, they will no longer be your opponents." [Yitian Sword is the magic weapon in the third part of the Calabash Brothers series, "Calabash Sister"]

Tsk, a sword, what else did I think it was?

Shen Lian's face fell instantly.

Weapons are the worst. Plant seeds are better. At least they can be used for planting. What can swords be used for? Just to collect dust?

But having a treasure is better than having no treasure at all.

"That's great, but Grandpa Mountain God, I don't know the way."

Being directionally challenged is one of Shen Lian's sore spots. He really can't find the way, especially since Yitian Peak is more than 200 miles away. The range of his telekinetic scanning is at most 40 kilometers. How can he find the way?

"You don't know the way? That's great... No, that's too bad. But don't worry, this lotus leaf will drag you over." The mountain god had a stone face that expressed no emotion, but from his tone, he seemed very happy.

"That's good, Grandpa Mountain God. Without further ado, I'd better get the sword as soon as possible so that I can destroy those goblins."

Logically speaking, Shen Lian's words, with Xiao Jin Gang's face, sounded righteous and were definitely the speech of the protagonist.

If he didn't self-destruct, who would know that there was a pervert hiding under the face of this righteous protagonist?

"Oh, Xiao Jin Gang, the Sword of Heaven is made of Gengjin, which has the heaviest killing energy. Your treasure gourd contains the acquired Yimu energy. When you draw your sword, the sword energy may harm your gourd. You can leave your gourd here, and I will keep it for you."

The mountain god's true intentions were revealed, and he asked Xiao Jin Gang, also known as Shen Lian, for the magic gourd with a request that sounded very reasonable.

Shen Lian thought about it and felt that it would be okay to give the magic gourd to the mountain god. The gourd was of no use to him as it could not subdue the three demons and four monsters of the green snake spirit.

"Oh, then I'll leave this treasure gourd to you for safekeeping."

Shen Lian took out the magic gourd and threw it in the direction of the mountain god. A vine emerged from the mountain in front of him and caught the magic gourd.

After getting the magic gourd, Lian Ye carried Shen Lian to Yitian Peak, two hundred miles away.

The lotus leaf carried Shen Lian all the way, flying through the clouds and mist. From the feeling, it was similar to the bamboo dragonfly. Riding the clouds and mist against the backdrop of this ancient world, he felt like an immortal.

I don’t know if Shen Lian was dazzled, but he always felt that the lotus leaves were not moving in a straight line. But when he lowered his head, he felt that the scenery under the clouds was all the same.

After watching for a while, Shen Lian gave up because he was airsick.

After a while, the lotus leaf finally stopped and landed on a mountain peak with you.

Shen Lian walked down from the lotus leaf and found a huge sword more than ten meters long in front of him. The sword was inserted straight into the mountain under his feet. The stones on the mountain even merged with the sword body, making them indistinguishable from each other.

Is this the Yitian Sword?

Shen Lian flew into the air with the bamboo dragonfly and found that the hilt of the sword was longer than his.

Wow, it’s worthy of being a magic weapon for Little King Kong, and it must be in the state of Fa Tian Xiang Di to be used.

Shen Lian didn't think much about it. He shook his body and it expanded rapidly. He put his feet on the top of the mountain, grabbed the hilt of the sword with both hands, and pulled up with all his strength, gritting his teeth.

"Hah! Get up!" Shen Lian shouted and pulled with all his strength with both hands.

Click, click, click!

The sound of stones breaking was heard one after another, but Shen Lian failed to pull it up.

Shen Lian: “wtf?”

Chapter 72 The Bigger the Sword, the Smaller the Sword

"Damn Little King Kong, his hands are really quick, there's only a fucking crocodile left in the gourd."

A humanoid creature made of vines threw the magic gourd in his hand away. The magic gourd hit the stone and smashed it to pieces.

The mountain god became angrier and angrier, and he really wanted to find someone to vent his anger on.

Coincidentally, the mountain god saw the crocodile leader lying on the ground nearby, and without thinking, he kicked the crocodile in the head. The crocodile leader, who was more than two meters tall, flew out instantly, and his body hit the wall with a bang, and then fell to the ground, splashing a cloud of dust.

"Hmm? I'm back. It seems I can't pull out the Yitian sword."

The human-shaped vines dispersed, and finally only one vine remained out of the dozen or so vines. It wrapped around the treasure gourd on the ground and sent it out of the cave.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

A cough was heard, and the crocodile leader who was lying on the ground actually got up.

“Shh, that hurts.”

The crocodile leader stood up and saw that most of his scales had been melted away, revealing white bones in many places on his body.

"Where is this, where am I?"

The crocodile leader looked around and found that he was in a cave with colorful lights shining in the cave. Out of curiosity, the crocodile leader held the wall and walked into the cave step by step.

His intuition told him that he might be saved in the cave.

……

Outside the cave, the mountain god saw the lotus leaf carrying Little King Kong back, and Little King Kong looked as if he wanted to say something but hesitated.

"Grandpa Mountain God, I..."

Shen Lian was about to speak when the mountain god interrupted him.

"Xiao Jin Gang, you don't have to say anything. I already understand. Isn't it that you can't pull out the Sword of Heavenly Sword? In fact, it's normal that you can't pull it out. The magic weapon is connected to the earth veins. It requires the combined efforts of you and your sister to pull it out."

The mountain god explained to Shen Lian, as if he had expected this.

"But..." Shen Lian wanted to say something else, but was interrupted by the mountain god.

"But you don't have a sister, right? Actually you do. As the saying goes, "No yin can exist alone, and no yang can grow alone." Everything in the world has two sides, yin and yang. And you, Little King Kong, you are the yang gourd seed. I have another yin gourd seed here. You bury this gourd seed in the soil. Just wait one night, and the gourd sister will be born naturally. Then you and your sister can work together to pull out the sword of the Heavenly Sword and eliminate demons." The mountain god said a lot of things, about yin and yang, and gourd sister. After that, he gave out the magic gourd and a colorful gourd seed.

After taking the magic gourd and the gourd seeds, Shen Lian wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he didn't open his mouth.

After explaining the matter, the mountain god stopped talking. He now started to show off.