In the world of anime, robbing women to help the poor

"No, no, Brother Xu, I can do it, I'm very good at it!"

Sijiu also waved his hands. What's the difference between being diagnosed with that kind of disease and telling others that you have a disease somewhere?

Daxiong refused to give in and grabbed Sijiu's wrist and said, "No, Brother Sijiu, there is definitely something wrong with you. Forgive me for being frank, but I'm afraid it's your kidneys..."

Before he could finish the rest of his words, Sijiu let out a strange cry, attracting everyone's attention.

"Young Master, Brother Xu, look, there's someone spying on us over there!"

Following the direction of Sijiu's finger, Liang Shanbo and Daxiong's eyes fell behind a bush, and saw two men peeping at them.

But don't blame Da Xiong for being outspoken, these two men are quite feminine... Wait? These are two women?

When Nobita scanned with his telekinesis, he found that the chests of these two people were wrapped with cloth strips, under the cloth strips were two deformed lumps of flesh, and there was a red bean on the flesh.

Four balls of flesh, four red beans. Let’s not talk about the well-dressed woman in an embroidered robe next to her, whose breasts are too small. The little woman who looks like a book boy next to her has really big breasts.

Especially the two cute little red beans reminded Nobita of a song.

"I haven't felt it yet. When the snowflakes bloom, we tremble together and understand what tenderness is..."

Nobita hummed a song called "Red Bean" and glanced at the two girls in front of him unscrupulously.

In particular, Nobita heard the two girls discussing who was more handsome on their side.

It's fine that the eldest lady said Liang Shanbo was handsome, but what's wrong with that little maid? You can donate your eyes, but what do you mean I'm not as handsome as the book boy next to me?

I, Nobita, Shen Lian, a protagonist of a generation, a beautiful boy who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom when he sees me, and tires burst when cars see me, yet you actually described me as so unbearable?

Putting aside other things, if it weren’t for the fact that you, a little girl, have 36D breasts, I, Nobita, would punch your breasts to pieces!

"May I ask what this gentleman wants?"

Liang Shanbo approached and started a conversation with her in a very confident manner. However, for Zhu Yingtai, a girl who had never left her house and had been out for the first time in more than ten years, she was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to do when she met a handsome guy who approached her and started a conversation with her.

It was not until the maid Yinxin behind her pushed her and reminded her that being coy was something only girls did that she finally mustered up the courage to talk to Liang Shanbo. The two of them recited poems and opened up their conversation completely.

A man who called himself Liang Shanbo went to study at Nishan Academy in Hangzhou.

A woman who called herself Zhu Yingtai was from Shangyu and was also a student at Nishan Academy.

As for Nobita next to him, he was still worrying about whether Sijiu was suffering from kidney deficiency, impotence, and other symptoms, and kept interrupting his conversation with the maid.

Some lovers can get married, while others cannot.

Just because this girl next to me said that she is not as good-looking as Sijiu, I'm sorry, you have decided to tear this couple apart for me. Even if you don't, I will still cause trouble for you!

Chapter 165 My father Ma Junsheng!

Become sworn brothers!

It is a good way to bring like-minded people closer together.

"Today!" x3

"I am Liang Shanbo!"

"I am Zhu Yingtai!"

"I'm Hu Hansan... oh no, I'm Xu Xian."

"Today the three of us have become sworn brothers. We do not ask to be born on the same day, month, and year, but we ask to be born on the same day, month, and year..." X2

"Wealth and honor together!"

Nobita didn't want to die on the same day as these two, so he quickly changed his words.

When Liang Shanbo heard what Daxiong said, he realized what was going on and slapped his own mouth: "Right, right, that word is unlucky. It should be "same year, same month, same day, same wealth!"

Zhu Yingtai also reacted and said, "Yes, we share the wealth and honor!"

"Today, the three of us have sworn brotherhood. We do not ask to be born on the same day, month, and year, but we ask to be born on the same day, month, and year and to be rich and powerful together!" X3

The three men bowed to heaven and earth and used soil as incense, thus becoming brothers of different surnames.

Liang Shanbo: "I am 17. Brother Xu is ten years old this year. He is the youngest. I wonder how old Brother Zhu is?"

Zu Yingtai: "I am 16, so I am the eldest brother, the third brother! I am honored to meet you."

Liang Shanbo: "Second brother, third brother!"

Nobita: "Big brother, second sister!"

Zhu Yingtai: “!!!”

Nobita blurted out subconsciously, and quickly slapped his mouth and said: "Sorry, second brother, when I saw you, I thought of the older sister next door. You two look alike, so I subconsciously mistook her for you."

"I didn't expect that my third brother is still a nostalgic person." Liang Shanbo was a simple man. He didn't understand what Daxiong meant. He just thought that Daxiong was missing someone when he saw her.

Zhu Yingtai was more flexible in her thinking, but seeing how nonchalant Nobita looked, she couldn't be sure whether Nobita recognized "her" identity, but she did remain cautious.

This third brother may not be a simple person.

But it’s also good this way. When you’re out, isn’t it time to see more and understand more?

A group of five people went boating on the lake. Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai recited poems and discussed culture. Nobita could not compose poems, but could only recite 300 Tang poems. His first line "The moon shines on the bed, and there are two pairs of shoes under the bed" shocked Liang Shanbo and others.

Seeing the expression of the person opposite him, Nobita remembered that the next line of the weird poem he recited should be "I wonder if it is frost on the ground."

Later, Nobita specifically told Liang Shanbo and others the background story of this story.

Nobita sat on the boat, leaning against the side, holding the fishing rod in one hand and stirring the green water with the other, and said: "This poem is about a girl named Mingyue on my bed who is already naked. Her white skin is like frost on the ground. She raised her head and looked at the naked girl..."

Liang Shanbo pounced on Daxiong and covered his mouth with his hand. He knew that nothing good could come out of his third brother's mouth.

Judging from the way he was talking and laughing while telling dirty jokes, I'm afraid he's been to brothels often. He must be a little ladybug who has been playing with them since he was a child.

As for his second brother, Zu Yingtai, judging from his curious baby-like expression, he definitely had a family background in learning. He usually attended classes at the family school and had never come into contact with outsiders. He was a real newbie.

Liang Shanbo didn't dare to imagine what would happen when a little ladybug who had been immersed in brothels for many years met a rookie who was just starting out.

So after stopping Nobita from reciting obscene poems and lyrics, Liang Shanbo began to talk about what he had seen and heard along the way in order to divert Zu Yingtai's attention.

The Eastern Jin Dynasty was ruled by aristocratic families. How could it be easy to learn from them?

So in these years, Liang Shanbo was either seeking a disciple or on the way to becoming a disciple. He saw and heard a lot. After telling the story, he was able to divert his second brother's attention.

However, sometimes things really don't develop the way you think. For example, when talking about the customs and habits of different places, Liang Shanbo casually mentioned that he had seen Hu merchants from the Western Regions in his early years. Those Hu merchants rode camels to sell spices.

Nobita's interest was also aroused, and he started talking about the customs and cultural landscapes of foreign countries.

But, when talking about humanities, we will definitely talk about food. When Nobita was eating German pork knuckle, he accidentally talked about the story of how to eat pickled cabbage on a beautiful woman. When Liang Shanbo reacted, his book boy Sijiu, Zhu Yingtai and the maid Hanxiang were all thinking about how to eat pickled cabbage on a beautiful woman. [Zhu Yingtai's maid was called Yinxin, but I am lazy and greedy, so the name Yinxin was wasted on a little maid, so Yinxin is someone else, Yinxin, but there is also Yinxin]

Liang Shanbo saw that his second brother and the others started to think about all sorts of things because of his third brother's words, so he once again tried to change the subject.

When they were reciting poems and composing couplets before, he didn’t stop the third brother from talking dirty. Later, when they were discussing local customs and practices, he still didn’t stop the third brother from talking dirty. This time he directly changed to myths and legends. Let’s see how the third brother can still talk dirty!

Liang Shanbo made up his mind that he would stop talking nonsense to his third brother. If they continued chatting like this, their final destination might not be the Nishan Academy, but a brothel.

Logically speaking, Liang Shanbo didn't know why he didn't want his second brother to hear these dirty words, but his intuition told him that it was the right thing to do. Since his intuition said so, he might as well do it!

However, Liang Shanbo still couldn't have imagined that, according to mythology, Nobita could also drive!

One side said that the mermaid's tears turned into pearls, and the other side said that the mermaid tasted very salty and the hair got stuck in the teeth.

It was also said that there was a beautiful snake that transformed into a human form to harm people, and the other party said that the snake spirit was very smooth, with a curvy figure.

It is also said that there is a snow monster in the far north, I don't know whether it is true or not. It is said here that the snow monster is icy and cool, which is very refreshing in summer.

Liang Shanbo: (°ー°〃)

Zhu Yingtai: ( /ω＼ )

Fragrance: Σ(° △ ° )︴

49: w(?Д?)w

Nobita: (￣_,￣ )

Liang Shanbo couldn't help but hold his forehead and said, "Second brother, what you just said are all legendary things, right? Don't you think those things you said are very insulting? And you see that my second brother is so innocent, you are not ashamed to tell him about this..."

Zhu Yingtai raised her hand to interrupt Liang Shanbo, and said excitedly: "It's okay, third brother, you don't have to listen to your nonsense. I like what you say the most. Although I know that what you say is all false, I just like to listen to it. By the way, third brother, are you good at writing stories? Can you write stories between men and women?"

Zhu Yingtai was so supportive that Daxiong fell into deep thought for the first time. Then he said, "Second brother, it depends on how you ask. I can write a little bit, not much, just a little bit. The four words "man and woman" can have many kinds of stories. What kind do you want to read?"

There is Brokeback Mountain in front and Lilies in the back. Human life is limited, but XP is unlimited.

When it comes to story-telling, Nobita should be a little better than the average person.

"Boy-boy, I want to see boys...ah, cough, cough, I mean, boys and girls, I must see boys and girls."

Zhu Yingtai realized that she had lost her composure and quickly cleared her throat to maintain her positive image.

"No problem, second brother. You talk and I do the work. But as for the writing fee, I haven't eaten yet, so you should treat me."

For Nobita, this kind of story is like pinching a snail with three fingers - it's a sure thing. If he can't write an original story, then he can't copy it?

"Okay, okay, Third Brother, as long as you agree!"

When Zhu Yingtai thought about meeting such a precious third brother when she went out, she immediately felt that she had made a fortune on this trip.

It turns out that what the book says is right: read ten thousand books and travel ten thousand miles.

Daxiong turned to look at Liang Shanbo and said, "Brother, some things are better to believe than not to believe. You can't say they don't exist just because you haven't seen them. You will know in the future."

After saying that, Nobita stopped talking and fought with the giant monster under the water.

Fishing!

After a while, the captain of the boat docked the boat, which the few people called the wupeng boat. After they got ashore, they were about to find a restaurant to have a good meal, but they heard noisy sounds coming from the side.

"How dare you bump into our young master? Do you know who our young master is?"

"Yes, do you know who I am? Oh, you really don't know. Let me tell you, my father is Ma Junsheng!"

An arrogant man with a duck voice and red nose, waving a fan with the word "money" written on it, announced his father's name to the old man and the little girl in front of him.

When Nobita heard someone randomly calling out names, he hurried forward to check, and saw a wicked young man with three servants. Their expressions were very ferocious, and the old man and little girl in front of them were so humble.

"That makes no sense."

Zhu Yingtai was the most impatient and stepped forward to argue with the man.

A quarrel is probably inevitable!

Chapter 166 Your Dad is Really Nice

"My dear brother, may I ask who is the man with a strange appearance who doesn't look like an ordinary person and who said my father is Ma Junsheng?"

To be honest, Nobita has never seen such an arrogant person in his life.

Who is Ma Junsheng? Is he cool?

When the fishmonger heard someone asking him a question, he subconsciously turned his head, but saw no one. It was not until he noticed someone pulling his apron that he realized it was a young boy with a pigtail.

"Little brother, let me tell you, this uncle, that's not right, he should be called Master Ma, he is a tyrant in Hangzhou, his name is Ma Wencai, his father Ma Junsheng is the governor here, he has been rampant in the village for more than ten years, bullying the people, he is really like his mother!"

The fishmonger only regretted that his heart was not cold enough, otherwise he would have stabbed the unscrupulous governor in the chest and killed this dog official.

Ma Wencai?

Good guy!

After all this time, it turns out he's a bad guy. I was wondering why he was so ugly?

"Thank you, bro!"

Nobita bid farewell to the fishmonger and went to chase Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai and others.

……

"You came to Qiantang but you don't know the reputation of Master Ma, old man, are you giving me no face?"

Ma Wencai grabbed the old man selling pears by the collar, perfectly demonstrating the meaning of arrogance and domineering.

"Sir... I am an old man who has no eyes to recognize a great man. Please just ignore me."

The old man selling pears had an unfortunate encounter today. He met this Qiantang bully. Not only did he eat the pears without paying, but he also beat him?

Not only did they overturn his pear stall, but now they are trying to extort money from him.

Why are you so unlucky?

"Old man, if apologies are useful, what do we need the government for?" Ma Wencai threw the old man selling pears to the ground, stepped on his shoulder and said, "Old man, your broken pears have stained my mouth, how are you going to compensate me?"