Very similar!
I was once a top-notch childcare robot produced in a factory, but later due to various accidents, my performance was completely reduced. Now my functions are not even as good as the first generation of childcare robots. How similar is I to the protagonist in the story?
And my fiancée broke off the engagement!
Three days ago, when he was feeding Xiao Mi, she said she would not marry anyone but him. But yesterday, he saw Xiao Mi and Er Hei being affectionate in the cement pipe in the open space...
"Nobita, take this dictation typewriter and microphone. Just press the switch and dictate the text, and the machine will automatically record what you say."
Doraemon took out a green board and a pink gem-shaped microphone from his pocket and stuffed them into Shen Lian's hands.
"This is not even as good as a mobile phone, it's so big..."
Shen Lian muttered to himself as he looked at the typewriter Doraemon handed him.
"By the way, Doraemon, is there a more convenient way? It would be best if I could directly input my thoughts."
Doraemon's pocket has all kinds of props, from modifying the cause and effect of reality to teleporting through space. It must be easy to get such props.
Unexpectedly, this time Doraemon shook his head to refuse.
"Sure enough, when it comes to being lazy, you really have Nobita's style. The story you just told made me think that you were not Nobita, but a stranger with Nobita's face."
Doraemon's words startled Shen Lian at first, but he relaxed after hearing what he heard next.
"I'm sorry, Nobita, I don't have a prop that can help me express my inner voice. No one wants others to hear their inner voice. Besides, even if there is such a prop..." Doraemon scratched his head with his round hand and laughed, "Hey, Nobita, to be honest, when I bought second-hand props in the Future Mall, I already owed a foreign debt of 5 million yuan. If I can't pay it back this month, I might be caught by the gangsters and dismantled."
Doraemon raised his little round hands and scratched his head embarrassedly, and even stuck out his tongue at Shen Lian in a cute way.
"Damn it, don't act cute to me."
Shen Lian wanted to punch this blue fat man. What does it mean that he will be captured and dismantled by the gangsters if he can't pay the money?
Damn, it means that if you don't make money now, you don't even have a robot cat?
Is Nobita Nobi's life coming to an end?
I feel inexplicably angry when I think about having a Doraemon and still having to worry about money.
How come the setting of the world extended from the adult film is so close to the original?
Chapter 3 I'm sorry, mother!
"Okay, Doraemon, tell me how much money you've paid back first, and I'll think about how to make up the difference for you."
Shen Lian didn't expect that after arriving in this adult world, before he could even start enjoying himself, he would have to find a way to make money to redeem the blue fat man.
"Nobita, I haven't paid back a dime yet, and because I often default on my debts, the other party has to add interest this month." Doraemon scratched his head embarrassedly, "But I believe that your book, Nobita, will be a big hit! Then I won't have to rent my Anywhere Door anymore, I can buy a new one, and I can throw away the fake, inferior, and second-hand props and replace them with new ones."
"Nobita, I believe you can do it, so please continue writing the novel for my sake and for your own sake. At least you will have money now, and you won't be sad because Suneo shows off all kinds of gifts that you can't afford."
Looking at Doraemon who kept encouraging himself and giving him chicken soup, and whose small round hands were tightly holding his hands and refusing to let go, Shen Lian suddenly wanted to hit him. However, considering his weak body, he had to give up the idea.
After thinking for a while, Shen Lian proposed a condition: "Doraemon, I have no problem making money, but you have to agree to one condition of mine, otherwise, I will confiscate the cat cafe I promised you."
"No problem, Nobita, don't just tell me one condition, I will agree to you even if you give me a hundred conditions." Doraemon Madoka patted his chest and agreed immediately.
In the face of life, demands are insignificant.
"Okay, then write down the names and functions of all the props in your pocket. Don't hide anything. I want your props... Don't talk first, listen to me!" Shen Lian blocked Doraemon's big mouth and continued to add, "I can promise you that I will not use these props to hurt people, nor will I use these props to do evil, kill people or set fires, and I will not use these props to make money illegally. I can swear that I will never reconcile with gambling and drugs. How about it?"
"This... I believe you, Nobita, but you have to tell me, what do you want to do with the props?"
"Look, Doraemon, people's energy is limited, right? I have to go to school during the day and write novels at night, so I don't have enough energy. And my mother, if she asks me to help her with something, I can't refuse, so I need a clone to help run errands. And what about you, Doraemon? You are always dating cats, so it's impossible for you to be with me all the time. But if I have a spare bag, I can take out the props in time and solve my difficulties. What do you think? Is my reason reasonable? Is it sufficient?"
Doraemon was stunned by Shen Lian's words, but when he thought about it carefully, there was nothing wrong.
Nobita is a guy who likes to be lazy and sleep a lot. If I can change him by writing novels, it will be considered that I, as a robot, have fulfilled my responsibility.
"Okay, Nobita, I'll write the list now!"
Doraemon stood up and sat on the table, took out Nobita's notebook, and used a pen to record all the props on him.
"By the way, Doraemon, remember to write down the items you want to buy at the end of the list. When our family has money in the future, you can buy whatever you want."
"OK, Nobita, to be honest, I already have a lot of expensive and powerful items ready to buy!"
Doraemon feels like the nuclear reactor is about to catch fire. Is this the feeling of having your blood boiling?
Shen Lian, who was lying on the ground, changed into a comfortable position, picked up the microphone on the ground, and told the plagiarized story.
Of course, the story can't be exactly the same, at least the character has to be renamed, and the protagonist's name is Lu Su Huohuo, which sounds like a Japanese name.
……
At ten o'clock in the evening, Doraemon had already gone into the closet to sleep, leaving the prop list he had written on the desk.
Shen Lian was checking the props list, selecting props that could be used.
Ignoring commonly used props such as bamboo helicopters, arbitrary doors, air cannons, and electric pills, Shen Lian focused on selecting props that could solve his current problems.
In addition to finding the mission target, Shen Lian’s biggest problem now is his body as an elementary school student.
Using the time cloth could allow his body to develop to adulthood, but such a body would be of no use to him, as he was supposed to pull a cart.
What's the point of playing when you're an adult? Those who want to capture him will basically be suspicious of him at the first sight. Only children can close the distance between each other, and the other party will not be suspicious.
After searching for a full hour, Shen Lian still couldn't find any props that could change or solve his physical problems.
It’s not that there is no such prop, it just happens not to be in Doraemon’s space bag.
In the list of props listed by Doraemon, after writing down the usage of each prop, there are also particularly considerate notes, such as "There are XX days left before the prop expires", "The prop is broken, ready to be packed and sent for repair", "Cheap goods, the effect will be reduced or there will be obvious side effects during use"...
Simply put, a large part of Doraemon's props are garbage. Although it seems that there are a lot of them, they are actually nothing compared to the Doraemon in his impression. The current props are just a part of the original Doraemon props, or even a small part.
How can we find a solution to the problem with only these few props?
"System, are you kidding me? You gave Doraemon such a big cheat code, but it can't even solve a small problem like my body. What kind of novice world is this? Isn't it a butter world? Isn't it a fun world? Why do I have a stomach flu and am unable to do what I want? How can I drive a big car like this? Tell me how to drive it?"
Shen Lian crazily complained about his garbage system in his heart. If he was Nobita himself, with so many fun props, Doraemon would not restrict himself from playing, then he must be very happy, but he is not, he is a dirty adult, an lsp!
Now this body can't even do the simplest boki, and even has congenital problems such as myopia.
The situation of not being able to tell the difference between a human and a ghost when he took off his glasses made him, a man who had never experienced myopia, feel very uncomfortable.
[Detecting the host's strong personal intention, now starting to load the system patch...]
"Hmm?" Shen Lian suddenly sat up straight.
[Loading completed. Now the host can adjust and optimize the body through close contact with the opposite sex. ]
"Can this still happen?"
[Yes, but this function requires that the target does not feel disgusted, and each contact behavior lasts for at least five minutes, for a total of three times, before it can be successfully unlocked. ]
"Are there any other conditions?"
[After completing the first contact, you need to complete the remaining two contacts within three days. If you fail more than three times, this function will be invalidated. ]
"This... makes sense!"
Shen Lian was actually somewhat dissatisfied with the fact that the system had to be patched and then taken back, but after thinking about it carefully, such a rule was reasonable because he could cheat by using props.
Although many of Doraemon's props are defective, some of them are still very powerful, such as the Devil's Passport that he just took out and sandwiched between the erotic comic book.
With this prop, you can do whatever you want, even bad things will be accepted without reason and regarded as normal behavior.
In the anime, Nobita used his passport to look at Shizuka's pure white panties and nothing happened. In the end, it was Nobita who found his conscience and gave up the devil passport.
Doraemon also clearly states in the notes about this item that if the user still has a conscience, he will be condemned by his conscience when using the passport, and as the time of holding the passport increases, he may even develop schizophrenia.
Besides, it was clearly written in Doraemon's notes that this passport was a gift from the props he bought on the black market, a trial product without any certification.
After confirming that the system had no other requirements, Shen Lian lay down in the quilt, took out the mini satellite prop assembly, took out the reconnaissance satellite from the assembly, put the satellite mirror aside, turned on the small transparent function, and pointed the lens downstairs.
Under the quilt, a picture appeared on the satellite TV in front of Shen Lian. In the picture, a mature wife took off her glasses, had her hair loose, and was lying flat on the bed.
The knife of time has not left even a trace on that naturally beautiful face.
The eyes were closed, and the slender eyelashes trembled slightly.
The breath is long, quiet and beautiful, just like Sleeping Beauty.
Her fair and delicate skin is as delicate as that of a girl's.
The flat belly has no fat or scars, and there is a beautiful navel in the middle of the slender waist, with faint waist lines on both sides...
Of course, there are also those two poached eggs which deducted a lot of points.
Intellectually speaking, if Shen Lian were to choose a member of the opposite sex with whom he or she has a close relationship, no one would be more suitable than Shizuka to have intimate contact with. However, the problem is that Shen Lian rejects the aesthetic of childishness. It would be fine if Shizuka were an adult, but given her current condition, forget it.
and so!
"I'm sorry, mother!"
Chapter 4: A Different Nobita
Shen Lian felt very ashamed of his peeping behavior.
Ringo...feeling guilty, he put the photos developed by the X-ray camera into the erotic comics and put them away.
Ultimately it’s all the system’s fault. What kind of crappy task did they assign to him?
Shen Lian hasn't even watched the entire original anime, and now he's asked to find a character from a parallel world. Isn't that too difficult?
……
The next morning, reminded by the alarm clock, Shen Lian yawned and sat up from the tatami, mechanically folding the quilt and mattress.
In my previous life, I had military training in junior high school, high school, and college. The way to fold a tofu-block quilt has been imprinted in my mind.
"Morning, Doraemon."
After saying hello to the blue fat man, Shen Lian changed his clothes and went downstairs.
Nobita's clothes are really nothing new, they are all suits, short sleeves and shorts, either yellow and blue, or red and blue, with his knees exposed. No wonder he got bruises all over his body after falling. At least he should have a pair of cropped pants to cover his knees.
Doraemon, who had just woken up and was rubbing his eyes, was surprised to see Nobita coming down the stairs.
"Damn it, how did Nobita get up by himself?"
As Nobita's childcare robot, Doraemon is very clear about Nobita's usual personality: he is lazy and likes to eat and sleep a lot. He is considered to have woken up early if he can catch up for breakfast. He will also be inexplicably late for various things on the road, so he is often called the king of lateness.
Sometimes I would grit my teeth and insist on getting up early, but I would give up soon. Even if I made a bet with others that I would get up early, I would find ways to be lazy and cheat, using props like bamboo helicopters to get to school early.
I didn't expect that today Nobita could actually get up by himself? Is Nobita still sleepwalking, or am I dreaming?
I pinched my face and it hurt!
Very good, I was not dreaming. Nobita has actually learned to change himself. This is good news. I must tell Shixiu as soon as possible and tell him in person!
When Doraemon saw the changes in Nobita, he couldn't wait to tell Shixiu, wasn't this child-rearing robot traveling through time and space just to change the fate of Nobita's family?
Thinking about how Nobita was able to persist in doing something by himself for several hours yesterday, Doraemon is sure that Nobita has really changed. Maybe when he returns to the future, there will be a castle made of Dorayaki waiting for him.
I love Nobita!
Thank you Nobita for returning to the right path!
To commemorate the first day when Nobita finds his way back, I'll reward myself with a trip to the Future Mall and buy some new props.
After Doraemon made a decision, he quickly folded the quilt and ran downstairs to eat.
It was also when he was making the list yesterday that he realized that so many props in his four-dimensional pocket were broken and needed to be repaired. Some props were even about to expire and needed to be recycled.
Boom boom boom!
I quickly ran to the bathroom downstairs to wash up, and saw Nobita, who had come downstairs earlier, wiping his face.
"Come down, Doraemon, I'll give this place to you."
After hanging the towel neatly aside, Shen Lian patted Doraemon's shoulder.
"Nobita, he... has really changed!?"
When Doraemon saw Nobita quietly putting away the toiletries such as toothbrush and toothpaste, his big mouth could no longer be closed. Is this really Nobita?
……
Shen Lian, who was sitting in front of the table, looked at the slender figure frying tempura beside him. He couldn't help but think of the scene he saw last night, and his mind automatically entered into his body in his previous life.
"Ah! If it were my body..."
"What's wrong with your body, Nobita? Didn't you say you were feeling better? Could it be that you're still not well? Do you want to go and rest for a while?"
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