"Asshole, go to hell!"
Nobita took out two more golden cudgels and started smashing. One golden cudgel was broken, but he still had dozens of them.
"Stupid and ignorant human beings!"
Mr. Miao flicked his finger, and one of Nobita's arms was cut off on the spot, with blood splattering all over the sky.
Looking at the fallen broken arm, Nobita quickly used telekinesis to retrieve the arm and connected it to his arm. At the same time, he used telekinesis to connect the broken arm and the body to ensure the activity of the arm.
"Damn, that really hurts! I should have stopped pretending."
Even though his arm was cut off, Nobita was not panicked at all, nor was he afraid of Mr. Miao. He was the singularity, the only one in the world, he would not die. And if something really went wrong, how could the system dad just sit there and do nothing?
"The power of mortals is quite interesting. Is it called telekinesis?"
Mr. Miao was delighted to see the prey, and he imitated Nobita's method of using telekinesis. He clenched his right hand, and a figure appeared in his hand.
"Yun Xiang!"
Nobita was really anxious now because Mr. Miao had captured his wife.
"Let...let me go!"
Yunxiang was strangled by the neck, her face turned red, and she kept kicking with her feet, but she couldn't break free from Mr. Miao's control.
"Looking at how anxious you are, I didn't expect that you, an alien from outer space, actually have feelings. I thought you were just playing around with these people. By the way, did you know that your wife is pregnant? I can tell you the gender of the fetus, it's a boy, but you may be about to see your child for the last time, because, hehehe, I'm going to eat your child and chew it up bite by bite!"
Mr. Miao showed a cruel smile and was about to reach out to dig into Yunxiang's stomach when an indescribable sense of crisis suddenly enveloped him.
"Mr. Miao, disappear!"
Nobita read out Mr. Miao's name and pressed the button in his hand at the same time.
"No, no!"
Mr. Miao only felt an indescribable tearing sensation coming from all over his body. His body quickly collapsed and then disappeared without a trace.
Without Mr. Miao's control, Yunxiang's body continued to fall downwards and was caught by Nobita.
"My husband, I was so scared! I thought that weird guy was going to eat our child!"
Although Yunxiang was controlled by Mr. Miao, she was not deaf and could hear what Mr. Miao was saying. When she heard that he wanted to eat her child, she panicked.
Fortunately, her husband rescued her in time.
"Be good, don't be afraid, I'm here."
At this moment, in Yunxiang's eyes, Nobita's small body looked even brighter than Ning Zhi's before.
"Master!"
"Miss!"
"Well!"
The two of them kissed passionately in the air, completely forgetting that Ding Guo and others were watching below...
Dictator Button!
A prop that can make a person disappear forever. Say a person's name and press a switch, and the person will disappear. Only the user of the button can remember this person.
When Doraemon gave this prop to Nobita, he specifically reminded him not to use it indiscriminately. And because the owner of the prop is Doraemon, Nobita using the button will not make others disappear. It will only make someone hide by chance and not be seen by Nobita.
However, due to the effect of Nobita's own space bag, he copied a dictator button that belongs only to him. Using this button can really make people disappear. According to Doraemon's explanation, the disappeared person will be exiled outside of time and will never be able to come back.
Now in order to defeat this guy Mr. Miao, Nobita can only use this prop.
According to what Mr. Miao said, he had a plan which involved the laws of nature in this world. However, what he had done caused Mr. Miao's plan to control the laws of nature to fail, so this guy ran here in a rage.
But it doesn’t matter. This guy who plays with people’s hearts should just disappear!
……
In the endless darkness, a ball of red light suddenly appeared, and the red light condensed into Mr. Miao's tumbler-like body.
Mr. Miao looked around and asked in confusion: "Where is this place? Wasn't I on the other side just now? How did I get here?"
【Ding! 】
A voice that was very familiar to Nobita but very unfamiliar to Mr. Miao sounded.
[An external energy body has been detected. In order to avoid waste, it is better to let this system consume it. Hehehe. ]
"what?"
When Mr. Miao heard this voice, he was immediately horrified and kept activating his world authority, trying to return to his original world.
Mr. Ke Miao waited for a long time, but he didn't feel any changes and his body was still there.
At this moment, in the darkness behind Mr. Miao, a big mouth suddenly opened. Inside the big mouth were red, white teeth and a long tongue. The teeth were clearly visible, and each one was bigger than the door panel.
Mr. Miao noticed something was wrong, turned around quickly, and begged for mercy: "Wait a minute, we can talk, I can..."
Ouch!
【Hiccup~~~~】
Chapter 57 Auntie, open the door, I am my uncle!
In the luxurious suite of the hotel, Nobita was lying naked on the bed, panting. Kaneko Kaneman, wearing a collar, was lying beside Nobita. The pillow under her waist had long been wet with sweat and transparent liquid. Her lower body was muddy, and white liquid was running down her thighs...
After returning from Mr. Miao's world, Nobita came to the hotel and prepared to meet Kaneman Kaneko.
As soon as she entered the room, Kaneman Kaneko showed a condescending attitude. She first angrily called Nobita a bastard who took her body and left without any news for twenty years. She then accused Nobita of causing great harm to her. After enjoying Nobita's service, she had no thoughts about other men and had been single for so many years.
Nobita knew that he was in the wrong, so he could only stand down and listen to Kaneman Kaneko vent her anger. After all, there were some things he could not do anything about. After all, he came from the future, and it was impossible for him to stay in the past. The reason he became like this was because he did not pay attention to his lower body.
But as she was scolding, this Kinman Kaneko actually asked Nobita to lick her feet, and also asked Nobita to come whenever she called, otherwise she would tell his parents about his affairs.
Logically speaking, Nobita thinks there is nothing wrong with licking, it's just an emotion, but when you take a threatening attitude, that's a problem.
Could Nobita be such a spineless person?
He immediately put the mission reward from Mr. Miao's world, [Nobita's exclusive pet collar], around Kaneko Kaneman's neck.
This golden collar with Nobita's name on it, once you put it on, it will be no different from Nobita's pet. You can do whatever you want. Moreover, the collar comes in many forms, including collars, nose rings, and nose rings, etc.
Nobita used this collar to subdue Kaneko Kinman, and fucked Kaneko so hard that all three holes were opened and she cried out that she couldn't bear it anymore.
But this Kaneman Kaneko is really good. Even after twenty years, Kaneko is still as tight as before. Even her voice and the posture of begging for mercy are exactly the same as before.
Looking at the time, Nobita stood up and prepared to go home. The reunion party was over, so of course he had to go home.
"You bastard, are you going to disappear again? Just like you did before, you raped me and then disappeared without caring about anything."
With a flushed face, Kaneman Kaneko lay on the head of the bed, watching Nobita getting dressed. She felt inexplicably aggrieved and tears welled up in her eyes.
"What are you talking about? Don't you see how old I am? I wasn't even born at that time. Besides, I didn't say I wouldn't care about you, but you're here anyway?" Nobita changed into his own clothes, turned around and sat on the head of the bed, comforting Kaneko's emotions, "Just wait for me obediently, I will definitely give you an explanation later, I'm still young now."
"But... I'm not young anymore. By the time you grow up, I will have become an old woman. There will be so many young girls by then. Why would you like me?" Jin Man Jianzi could feel the ruthlessness of time to women.
She is already in her thirties now. When Nobita becomes an adult, she will be fifty years old by then. How can she still be with Nobita?
"Oh, that's it. That's easy."
Hearing Kaneko Kinmitsu's concerns about her age, Nobita took out the time bag and turned Kaneko Kinmitsu back to her eighteen-year-old appearance.
But trouble soon followed. After Kaneko Kinman regained her youth, her physical strength also recovered. She insisted on reaching out to touch Nobita's lower body. As a result, as she touched, a plum blossom appeared on the bed.
……
[Name: Nobita's exclusive pet collar]
[Introduction: On Mount Olympus, there is a fire god Hephaestus who is proficient in forging. His wife is the goddess Aphrodite, but this goddess is unfaithful to her husband, so... this collar has nothing to do with the gods on Mount Olympus. It is just a craftsman who admires the fire god and made this collar in order to tie down his fickle wife.]
[Effect: Any creature wearing this collar will become Nobita's pet, and only Nobita can take off the collar]
[Note: Wear this collar and you will be my dog! ]
……
After returning home, Nobita lived a boring and monotonous life again.
Not to mention, he still likes this kind of life where he eats and sleeps, sleeps and eats, has nothing to do, and spends the day relaxing.
If you think about it carefully, it is better to have children. They are carefree. They don’t need to worry about mortgages and car loans, they don’t need to rush into marriage, and they don’t need to worry about nuclear wastewater being discharged into the sea and fish in the sea crawling ashore to eat people.
"Hey! Nobita, Nobita!"
Nobita was lying on the tatami, scanning his body with telekinesis, when he suddenly heard someone calling him from outside the window.
He used his telekinesis to see that the person calling him was Xiaofu.
He has a pointed face and a monkey-like expression, with his hands behind his back, and he smiles like a fox.
"The weasel has no good intentions when it wishes the chicken New Year greetings."
Standing up, Nobita opened the curtains and asked, "What's wrong, Huang Shu... Ahem, Xiaofu, what's the matter?"
With the ability to transmit voice over thousands of miles with telekinesis, Nobita is not worried that Suneo can't hear what he says.
"Nobita, come to the open space. I have something good to show you. Shizuka and Fat Tiger are all gone, and now you are the only one missing."
Suneo was suppressing a smile, and seemed to be looking forward to Nobita.
"Oh, you want to show off something again, I'll go with you to see it."
Nobita turned around, closed the window, and went downstairs to put on his shoes.
As for Xiaofu, as soon as the guy sticks out his butt, he knows whether he wants to fart or go to the toilet.
If Suneo comes to him alone, it must be to borrow props. If Suneo calls Fat Tiger and Shizuka to his side and does not forget to notify himself, it means he wants to show off. The result of this kind of showing off is most likely that Suneo takes Fat Tiger and Shizuka to have fun, and Nobita watches them playing, feeling envious and jealous.
However, Suneo's trick is only effective against Nobita. Nobita won't fall for it. He doesn't have such a strong jealousy and won't be envious of Suneo's things.
Living in an island country in the 80s, the things here may be very advanced if placed in China of the same era, but in the eyes of Nobita who came from the later market, they are all outdated things and are not exciting at all.
Nobita only gets excited when he sees Suneo's mother, and he likes the scene where Suneo shows off the most.
After Suneo shows off, he will take Takeshi and Shizuka away. This absence often lasts for more than a day. Nobita can visit the Minamoto family and the Bonekawa family alternately, which is much better than what Suneo wants to show off.
Sure enough, after Nobita followed Suneo to the open space, he saw a red convertible sports car. In the sports car were Suneo's relatives, who had the same pointed chin and the classic fox face of the Bonekawa family.
"Hey, Nobita, Fat Tiger and Shizuka, this is my cousin. This is his new sports car. How about it? Is it handsome? Is it nice-looking?" If Suneo had a tail, it would have been raised to the sky by now.
"Wow, it's a sports car. Look at the streamlined body and the convertible top. Your cousin's car is awesome!"
Fat Tiger came up to the red sports car and looked around, filled with envy.
"Wow, what a cool sports car."
Shizuka also likes new and expensive things, so when she saw the sports car, she was also amazed.
"Nobita, why don't you express your opinion? I remember you said before that you also wanted to have your own sports car?"
Suneo noticed that Nobita next to him didn't say a word, so he quickly turned the topic to Nobita.
Nobita nodded and said, "Well, the car is good. Next you should tell me where you want to go. There are not enough seats in the car, so you don't need to take me with you, right?"
"Well, you are worthy of being Nobita. How could you..." Suneo nodded subconsciously, but when he saw Shizuka's unfriendly expression, he quickly changed his words, "Nobita, what are you talking about? You are my best friend, how could I do such a thing? But you guessed right, I do have plans to travel to Mount Takai, but look at this car seat, so I'm sorry."
In fact, Suneo didn't want to say that he was Nobita's friend, but there was Shizuka next to him. Shizuka, for some reason, was biased towards Nobita. If Suneo said something bad about Nobita, it would make Shizuka angry.
Otherwise, under normal circumstances, Suneo would definitely smile and refuse Nobita's request to join them.
"Takaiyama? You'll be gone for a long time, then?"
When Nobita heard the name of Takaiyama, he calculated the distance to there and found that if Suneo and the others went to Takaiyama, he would have most of the day to visit the Minamoto family and the Bonekawa family.
It just so happens that it is summer vacation now, and Mount Gaojing is a popular destination for tourism, mountain climbing, and camping. There must be a lot of people going there, and there may even be traffic jams, so I may have twelve hours.
Ah this...
Brothers!
Thinking of this, Nobita grabbed Suneo's arm, shook it solemnly, and said excitedly: "Suneo, I know, I have always known that you regard me as a good friend. In fact, I also know your difficulties. After all, the seat of this sports car is so small that there is no room for me if two people sit on it. So in order for you to have fun on Gaojing Mountain this time, I will not spoil the scenery with you. When are you leaving? Is it a bit late to go now?"
"Nobita, you..."
Suneo was confused by Nobita's change of expression, but after thinking about it carefully, he realized that Nobita's words were exactly what he wanted. He really didn't want to take Nobita with him on the trip, but why did these words sound different when they came out of Nobita's mouth? And it felt like his happiness was halved.
"That Xiaofu, I remembered that I still have things to do with Doraemon. Recently, his friend Xiao Mi gave birth to a baby, but Xiao Mi said that there were too many cats at the party and it was impossible to tell who was who. So we have to find the biological father of the kitten, so I won't accompany you. The car is really good, full of old-fashioned retro flavor. I remember that President Kennedy was inspired by riding in a convertible. This car is good, really good!"
Nobita scratched his head, smiled at them embarrassedly, and then left.
Suneo and his cousin's faces were as black as the bottom of a pot. They had just bought a new car, but they were already saying such unlucky words. What did Nobita want to do?
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