But after thinking for a while, he still couldn't remember anything. Instead, a hole appeared in the stone statue below, and several big black rats started pulling the cart again.
After Nobita attached the telekinesis ball to Haijing 47, the cat and the dog, he did not follow them. Instead, he rolled his eyes, turned around, jumped off the stone statue, and hid in the bushes.
When Nobita came out again, he was carrying two sacks on his shoulders.
Boom boom boom!
Nobita went forward and knocked on the door. The window on the statue's leg opened and the big gray rat stuck its head out.
"What?"
The big gray rat poked its head out to take a look, and saw only two sacks and smelled the aroma of peanuts.
"Hello, brother. I'm here to visit my relatives in Rat Country."
A childish voice came from under the sack, scaring the big gray rat.
"Oh my god, peanuts can talk!?"
After hearing what the big gray rat said, the sack was moved away, revealing a small figure with yellow fur, a petite body, and a tail that was longer than its body.
"Hello, Brother Rat. I'm a little gerbil, and I'm here to visit my relatives in Rat Country."
Nobita bowed respectfully and saluted the gray mouse.
"Looking for relatives? What relatives? Who are your relatives?"
The big gray mouse and the little green bean's eyes rolled, and they felt that business was coming again.
When Nobita heard this, he acted frightened, looked around, and whispered, "To be honest, Brother Rat, I came to Rat Country to look for a job. Here, look, this is my letter of recommendation."
He stretched out his paw from his pocket, took out a few peanuts and stuffed them into the guard's hand. The big gray rat immediately smiled.
Peanuts are hard currency, much better than soybeans. If you eat too many soybeans, you will just fart.
"Oh, so you're looking for a job."
When the big gray mouse heard that they were here to recruit workers, he immediately understood.
This rat country is divided into inner and outer, that is, above ground and underground. The above ground is equivalent to the suburbs, and the underground is the city. The rat country is the provincial capital center, which can be understood as places like Beijing, Shanghai and Shenzhen.
But whether it is humans or mice, finding a job is quite difficult, especially for a mouse like Nobita who is obsessed with climbing up the social ladder. It is even more difficult to find a job that suits his taste.
"Brother, I'm from a small place. I'm new here and don't have many friends. I wonder if I can have the honor of meeting you, my brother?"
Nobita took out another handful of peanuts and stuffed them into Gray Mouse's hand.
Gray Mouse was not ambiguous either. He opened his mouth wide and took a few peanuts into his mouth. He chewed them and said, "Okay, okay, brother, your peanuts taste good. I guess they were moved from a big warehouse."
"It's just normal. I was just lucky and stole some." Nobita scratched his face and smiled embarrassedly.
"Then you are lucky. I haven't had to eat peanuts once in this month."
The big gray rat sighed. Since he became a security guard, the food he had was just enough to fill his stomach. It was impossible for him to eat well.
"Hey? I'm here, brother. Here, brother, this is a local specialty for you."
Nobita climbed up the pole and stuffed the opened bag of peanuts into the window.
"Hmm~ Not bad, you are worthy of being my good brother."
With peanuts to eat, the big rat immediately accepted Nobita as his younger brother.
After all, they are mice. All they need is food and water. They have simple minds, and it is very easy to fool them.
"By the way, brother, what about my younger brother's job?"
Nobita finally asked about work.
"No problem. I have some connections in Wang Guoli. It's just a job. I'll help you. Huishu98, take my brother to the kingdom to find the one-eyed dragon and help him find a better job."
"Yes, Captain!"
After the gray mouse shouted, a gray mouse with half of its tail broken came out.
Huishu98 glanced at Nobita and shook his head: "Let's go."
"Ah."
Nobita picked up the remaining sack and followed Gray Tree 98 into the Rat Kingdom...
Chapter 108 Bribery
After actually entering the territory of the Rat Kingdom, Nobita was like Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden - dazzled.
Although the things in this rat country are all stolen by rats from the human world, the combination of various items is quite fun. For example, the slide made of tires and the rotating flying saucer made of umbrella ribs are quite interesting.
As for the buildings in this rat country, they are also made of various paper shells and cardboard boxes. At first glance, it really feels like a human city. In the center of the city, there is a clock tower made of building blocks. A Rolex in the clock tower is quite conspicuous.
Following Huishu98, Nobita came to a toy house. There was a table at the door of the toy house. Behind the table sat a skinny blue mouse with an eye patch on its right eye. The mouse was sleeping on a rocking chair, with a big snot bubble on its black nose.
Boom boom boom!
Gray Tree 98 knocked on the table, popping the snot bubble of the one-eyed mouse: "Wake up, one-eyed mouse, come back to life."
"Who is it? Who disturbed your sweet dream? You are about to have sausages."
The one-eyed dragon opened his eyes, a little impatient. He hated people who disturbed his sweet dreams the most.
"Eat sausages? If you can't complete my mission, I'll make you eat a spear and blind your other eye!"
Huishu98 also had a bad temper and put his spear directly against the one-eyed dragon's throat, which scared the one-eyed dragon.
"Oh my, sorry, sorry, I didn't expect it was someone from the gate patrol. I'm such a small-minded person that I can't recognize a big cat."
After seeing the identity of the rat in front of him, the one-eyed man immediately stood up and moved closer to Huishu98, nodding and bowing, like a traitor.
"This little gerbil is our captain's cousin. He wants to find a job in the Rat Country. You should find him a good job. Do you understand? If he goes to our captain to complain and makes me scold him, be careful or I will skin you alive!"
Huishu98 grabbed the one-eyed man's head and threatened him.
"Yes, yes, I will definitely find a good job for this brother."
The one-eyed man nodded repeatedly in fear, then turned around to look through the catalog to help Nobita find a job.
Nobita stood aside and took a quick look at the one-eyed man's list, and found that the jobs listed were either hard labor or military service. Although they were all squad leader positions, if he started as a squad leader, when would he be able to get promoted?
There are so many rats in this rat country, and the relationships between them are complicated. Given his identity as the cousin of the captain of the security guards, he is afraid that he will not have the opportunity to be promoted even if there is one.
Thinking of this, Daxiong's eyes turned, and he quietly pulled Huishu98 over, stuffed a handful of peanuts into his mouth, and said, "Brother Rat, can you let me have a private chat with One-Eyed Dragon? These peanuts are my filial piety. You at least sent me all the way here, and I can't let you work in vain. When my cousin asks about it, you can say that the mission is accomplished. Even if there are any problems, I will only take the responsibility myself and will never let my cousin vent his anger on you. How about it?"
After getting a handful of fragrant peanuts, Huishu98's saliva was almost flowing. After thinking about it carefully, he found that what Nobita said made some sense. As for the one-eyed dragon, the good job must be in the hands of this one-eyed dragon himself. If he stood here, the one-eyed dragon would most likely not hand over the good job. If this little mouse was unhappy at work, the captain would definitely make trouble for him.
After thinking it over, Huishu98 patted Nobita on the shoulder and said, "In that case, I'll leave this to you, little brother. My mission is accomplished."
"Well, Brother Rat, please accept these peanuts. These are the only small gifts I can give you."
Nobita was also very sensible. He took out another bag from the bag of peanuts and gave half of the peanuts to Huishu 98.
"Okay, okay, you are worthy of being the captain's cousin. You are generous. I will not stay here anymore."
The simple-minded Huishu98 got half a bag of peanuts. Besides eating them, he also wanted to go to a corner of the Rat Country and find some rat girls to have some fun with.
As soon as Gray Tree 98 left, Nobita came to the side of the one-eyed dragon and piled half a bag of peanuts on the table.
"Brother One-Eyed, let's be frank. I want to find an easy job with plenty of chances for promotion. Can you help me find one? If I become rich, I will definitely not treat you unfairly. This half bag of peanuts is your reward. How about it?" Nobita didn't want to steal things or hang out with a group of weird male mice.
"Idiot, if there really is such a job, would I still stay here and find work for others?"
Although he was cursing Nobita for being stupid in his heart, the one-eyed dragon still had a smile on his face. After all, he could not get along with Peanut no matter who he was.
The one-eyed man twisted his whiskers and said with a smile: "Little gerbil, since you are the cousin of the captain of the guards, we are related, so I have to say something. In our country of rats, there are only two kinds of jobs. You either need knowledge or you need to work hard. It is actually very difficult to find an easy and comfortable job, especially when you see..."
The one-eyed man pointed at Nobita's lower body, and Nobita's gaze was drawn over there.
"You are a male mouse, born to do hard labor or military service. If you were a female mouse or had a more beautiful face, we could introduce you to a small house nearby. Once you spread your legs, food will come to you. This is the easiest job I have ever seen."
The evil smile of the one-eyed rat looked somewhat dirty no matter how you looked at it.
It would be better to kill Nobita than to let him become a prostitute, especially a prostitute for mice.
However, the words of the one-eyed dragon gave Nobita an idea, so he asked: "Brother One-eyed Dragon, can you get an easy job by being a female mouse?"
When the one-eyed dragon heard this, he became interested and explained to Nobita the convenience of being a female mouse.
First of all, there is the gender advantage. Pregnant female mice only need to raise the pups, while male mice go to earn money to support the family and can even act as wet nurses.
Secondly, it doesn’t matter if you don’t have children or a husband, you can become a secret prostitute and earn food by lying down or lying on your stomach.
Finally, the female mouse can enter the palace to serve the royal family, such as the Rat King, Rat Princess, Rat Concubine and other noble mice.
In short, being a female mouse is much happier than being a male mouse.
"Honestly, little gerbil, if you were a female, I could really arrange for you to enter the palace. Unfortunately, you are a male."
The one-eyed dragon sometimes fantasized about how great it would be if he were a female mouse. If he was good-looking and favored by the Rat King, he would have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life. Why would he have to squat here every day and live a life of skipping meals?
After listening to this, Nobita thought for a while, wrapped his tail around his body several times, and then spread his hands and said, "Brother One-eyed Dragon, do you think I look like a female mouse like this?"
After hearing what Nobita said, the one-eyed man looked up and found that this boy, hey, you know what, really has a bit of the feeling of a female mouse.
This little gerbil is too young to be fully grown, so it is hard to tell whether it is male or female. In addition, its body is relatively small, and when it covers the eggs underneath, it really looks like a female mouse.
"Well... little gerbil, although you do look like a female mouse, there are some things that cannot be hidden..."
One-eyed man is not a fool, he can understand why Nobita does this, but there is no wall in this world that is impenetrable, especially for them mice, whether the wall is impenetrable or not depends entirely on whether they want to dig a hole.
After the little gerbils enter the palace, there will be no problem in the first few months. However, once they grow up and enter the estrus period, the smell on their bodies can no longer be concealed. If the Rat King finds out that someone has sneaked into his harem, their lives will be in danger.
This is a serious matter and we must not be careless!
At this time, Nobita also noticed that the one-eyed dragon was a little hesitant, so he raised his hand and said, "Brother, wait a moment, I'll go get something."
After saying that, Nobita untied his tail and ran away.
When he came back, he was dragging several bags of peanuts and soybeans on his tail, and he piled them all in front of the one-eyed dragon.
"Brother, as long as you can help me, these things will be yours. Even if something goes wrong, I will take the responsibility and will never mention your name. What do you think?"
Nobita said it directly, he wanted to enter the palace.
One-eyed dragon: "This..."
Reason told the one-eyed dragon that this little gerbil could not be arranged to live in the palace, but the fragrance of the bags of peanuts and soybeans in front of him kept stimulating him, like a flame that kept burning his reason.
It's done!
The brave will die of overeating, and the timid will die of starvation. We are just mice, so what is there to be afraid of?
The one-eyed dragon pounded his claws, gritted his teeth, and stomped his feet: "I'll take care of your entry into the palace!"
Nobita smiled: "Now there is hope of completing the mission!"
Chapter 109: Shu Shu, I’ve entered the palace!
"Listen carefully, you bunch of lowly wild rats. You can't just enter the palace whenever you want. Our king has shown mercy to you to be chosen to work in the palace. So you bunch of wild rats better behave yourself. Everything in this palace belongs to our king. Keep your claws under control. If you dare to steal anything... hmph, you'll be on your own!"
A fat female mouse wrapped in a pink skirt, with her hands behind her back, was explaining the rules of the palace in front of a group of female mice wearing gray skirts.
Nobita knelt among the group of mice, lowered his head, and listened quietly to what the fat mouse above said.
"Thanks to this dress, the gender is no longer a problem, but this mouse still needs to wear clothes, it's really..."
Nobita tugged at his skirt and felt fortunate that he had a skirt to cover his balls, otherwise his gender would have been exposed.
Rats all hide their weapons on their bodies, especially male rats. They only show them when they need them. If there weren't two obvious eggs, most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a male and a female.
Nobita is now working as a maid in the palace, so hiding his gender is extremely important. Fortunately, he has a skirt. As long as he doesn't lift up his skirt, no mouse can discover his gender.
"Okay, that's all for the palace rules. Next, the mice will take you to the noble mice that you are responsible for. Be careful and serve them. If you get punished by the noble mice and lose your life, don't blame me for not warning you!"
After the fat mouse in the pink skirt finished speaking, he took a few female mice in green skirts and walked out, twisting their buttocks and wagging their tails.
Leaving behind these dozens of mice in gray skirts kneeling there, chattering and discussing where they would go next.
"I don't know if my beauty will be appreciated by the Rat King. I heard before that there was a lucky palace maid who was favored by the Rat King and eventually became his concubine."
"Oh, oh, oh, you still want to be a rat concubine? Don't you look at what you look like? Who would like you if you are so fat?"
"Why don't you like it? I can still give birth to hundreds of children for the king."
While the two female mice were arguing over whether they could become imperial concubines, there were some other female mice thinking about whether they could take advantage of the palace.
"Have you heard? In addition to wine and meat, the palace also has gasoline for the king to enjoy alone. I heard from the niece of the sixth cousin of the mother-in-law of the brother-in-law of my second aunt's third uncle that this gasoline smells delicious, better than sausage and more fragrant than fine wine...hiss!"
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