Shen Lian hummed "Yi Jian Mei" and wrote the lyrics in a small notebook, preparing to find time to use the royalties to invest in the entertainment industry.
"Hiss, the Queen of Enka, the Asian Queen of Songs, Li Jun, just left the island country's music scene last year because of a 'fake passport' and is currently holding concerts in other countries. We have to capture her."
"Ning Caichen is just starting out, and he hasn't even performed A Chinese Ghost Story yet, so he's got it..."
"According to this idea, Nie Xiaoqian must also be captured..."
"'A Better Tomorrow' hasn't started filming yet. It's still several years away..."
"The queen of pop, Anita Mui, has just started her career. The scumbag can die early. Another one, Akina Nakamori, is also preparing to enter the entertainment industry..."
God helps me too!
Nobita slammed his fist into his palm and danced with excitement.
Thanks to those time-travel entertainment novels I read back then, I didn’t expect that they would be useful after traveling to this world. My vision was too narrow before, and I only focused on online novels.
"Nobita, what are you doing?"
"Are you so happy about being punished?"
Suneo and Fat Tiger were frightened by Nobita's appearance. Did Nobita go crazy because of being punished? Why was he so excited?
Shen Lian glanced at the two children and replied calmly: "Summer insects cannot talk about ice, well frogs cannot talk about the sea, and ordinary people cannot talk about the Tao."
Suneo: "Full of jingles!"
Fat Tiger: "You want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"
Shen Lian didn't say anything and continued writing down the names of the stars who had not yet become famous in his little notebook.
He is going to get rich!
And it's double happiness.
……
After all, Shen Lian didn't encounter any part that made him show off and get slapped in the face, but it can't be said that there were no such parts at all. But what's the point of staying behind to clean up after school?
When Shizuka commented, "Nobita, you're so fast!", it was like she was saying he had premature ejaculation.
"Nobita, Nobita, please wait for me."
Shen Lian was walking out with his schoolbag when he heard Shizuka's voice from behind him.
Looking back, I saw a little girl with twin ponytails in a red dress running towards me.
"What's wrong, Shizuka?" Shen Lian put the bamboo helicopter back into his pocket.
If Shizuka hadn't called him, he would have tried to use the bamboo dragonfly to go home today.
"Nobita, what you said in the corridor today...'Summer insects cannot talk about ice, well frogs cannot talk about the sea, and ordinary people cannot talk about the Tao', is so philosophical. When did you say something so philosophical? And what did you mean by 'snowflakes fluttering, the north wind howling'?"
Shizuka was very curious, but she never found a chance to ask. Now that school was finally over, she finally stopped Nobita.
And Shizuka's question was not answered by Nobita immediately like before. You know, Nobita would be so happy that his nose would bubble up if Shizuka praised him.
On the other hand, Shen Lian looked as if he had seen a ghost: "Jingxiang, you were sitting in the classroom taking a test, and the teacher was lecturing in the front. The students near the window didn't hear it. How did you know?"
Shen Lian was shocked. The heroine Shizuka had a lot of problems. Did she have clairvoyance and super hearing? Did Doraemon give her any secret props? How come she heard everything we said in the corridor?
If I talk in my sleep at night and tell everyone about my past...
No!
Doraemon needs to quickly repair those gadgets that can modify memory.
Shizuka just tilted her head and asked in confusion: "I didn't hear you talking, Nobita. I just saw you talking, so I asked you what 'Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is whistling' means. I know the first part, but I don't understand the second part. Is it ancient Chinese?"
Lip reading!
Shizuka can read lips!
Who is Shizuka? She is Nobita's perfect goddess and the head of his harem, so it is reasonable to say that she is good at both civil and military affairs and has excellent academic performance. Her good hobby of taking a bath three times a day also gives Nobita ample opportunities to take advantage of her. Otherwise, it is impossible that even after Nobita's death, his mind is still filled with images of Shizuka taking a bath.
But even a local like Nobita who had seen Shizuka's body naked didn't know that Shizuka could read lips, let alone Shen Lian.
It is worthy of being a parallel universe, it is indeed different from the original.
"Well... this is not the place to talk. Let's talk somewhere else, my house or yours?"
"My house, my mom wants me to practice the piano today, but you're here, Nobita. As long as I help you with your homework, mom won't force me to practice. Instead, you can practice the violin for a while longer. Nobita, you don't want to fail to finish your homework the next day, do you?"
"Ah, this... is fine."
Originally Shen Lian wanted to respond with "My friend from the island country, please calm down", but after thinking about Shizuka's nationality and gender, he could only nod and agree.
After discussing the address, Shen Lian turned and walked towards the school gate, but he stopped after just two steps. Shizuka, who was following him, bumped into his back.
"Nobita, why did you stop?"
"Oh, it's okay. Fat Tiger and his dog want me to play baseball and they keep pestering me, so let's go to your house today using a bamboo dragonfly."
Shen Lian pointed at the fat and thin men standing at the school gate and explained to Shizuka.
Shen Lian's reason was of course nonsense, but Shizuka was not stupid. She could see that Fat Tiger and Suneo had no good intentions, so she agreed.
Using a bamboo helicopter is much easier than walking.
As for the two people at the door, if they didn't go home after school in the afternoon, there must be something wrong. Are they trying to stop Shen Lian? Is the spare bag in his pocket just for show?
Chapter 8: Ignored Blind Spots
If Shen Lian were to give an evaluation of the little girl Shizuka, it would be a pleasant surprise.
The system patch stipulates that close contact with the opposite sex is required. Shen Lian originally thought it would be the kind where the face is pressed against the face, the body is pressed against the body, and the contact jumps left and right between negative and positive distances.
Unexpectedly, the actual situation was simpler than he imagined. Holding hands was considered close contact. The system dad was worthy of his name. He originally thought it was a difficult requirement, but it turned out to be unexpectedly simple.
Just give him ten more minutes, just ten more minutes, and he would become a qualified pony and be able to pull a cart.
"Ah, Nobita is here to visit?"
At the door of Shizuka's house, a large Shizuka was squinting her eyes and smiling to welcome Shen Lian.
Minamoto Mishizuka, Shizuka's mother, doesn't look exactly like her daughter, but she is at least 80% similar. She wears a green short-sleeved shirt, which reveals a pair of plump and round breasts that are very eye-catching. She wears a pink mid-length skirt, which reveals two white and delicate calves, and ten crystal little feet painted with red nail polish.
She is mature and charming, far better than the girl next to her.
[PS: Shizuka's mother's name is unknown. Not everyone in the original world has a name, so as a parallel world, I named Shizuka's mother Yuan Yujing]
"Nobita, what's wrong? Why don't you come in?" Shizuka changed her slippers and greeted Shen Lian who was outside the door.
"Yeah, kid, you've come to our house dozens of times, if not hundreds of times. Why are you so reserved this time? You never considered yourself an outsider before." Yuan Yujing teased Shen Lian.
"No, Auntie, I was just shocked by seeing such a beautiful woman. The Auntie I met today is many times more beautiful than the last time I met her. No, Auntie is very beautiful, but she is especially beautiful today."
Shen Lian praised Yuan Yujing generously, which made her giggle and her plump breasts bounce back and forth.
"Oh, you are such a good talker, come in and sit down, there is a delicious cake brought by a guest."
Yuan Yujing covered her mouth and chuckled, inviting Shen Lian.
"Thank you auntie."
"you are very welcome."
After changing my shoes and walking past Shizuka's mother, a fresh and natural floral scent came towards me. It was the scent of Yuan Yujing's perfume, just like her, dignified and energetic.
"Shizuka's mom smells so good."
When Shen Lian passed by, he couldn't help but take a few more puffs, then he followed Shizuka into her room carrying his schoolbag.
Shizuka's room is clean and tidy, with an overall warm color style. In addition to the normal desk, there are many dolls on the cabinet next to it. The room is much better than Nobita's, or Shen Lian's, doghouse.
"Okay, Nobita, can you explain what you were doing today? I always feel that you are weird. You look the same as usual, but your behavior makes me feel like you are a different person."
Normally, Nobita is a little timid when he sees himself, and in order to prevent Nobita from misusing the secret props, Doraemon imposes a lot of restrictions on him. In order to prevent him from losing his ambition due to playing with props, it is considered a good situation if he can only use one prop a day.
Look at how many props Nobita has put in his trouser pockets, no matter how big or small they are, he even put his own schoolbag in on the way back to save trouble, it is obvious that Doraemon gave him the space bag.
Something is wrong, very wrong!
Shen Lian did not answer Shizuka directly, but moved his buttocks and sat next to Shizuka, took Shizuka's hand and said, "I'm just more confident than usual. Don't you like me like this, Shizuka? Or do you like the Nobita who likes to sleep in all day, is late for homework, and is full of lies?"
While speaking, Shen Lian's attention was focused on the panel that popped up in front of him.
[In intimate contact with the opposite sex...]
[Current progress: 7%]
"But, Nobita, I always feel that you are too frivolous. And you kissed me in front of so many people today. It's so embarrassing."
Shizuka tried to break free from Shen Lian's hand, but Shen Lian held it very tightly and didn't want to let go at all.
"Do you hate it then?"
"I don't hate it, but I don't like it either."
"That's still not annoying."
"Stop talking. Explain to me what you did today. Also, why did you change so much after being at home for a few days? You can use such complicated ancient Chinese. Did you study hard at home? No, Nobita, you are not a diligent student at all."
Shizuka changed her words halfway through her words. Based on her understanding of Nobita, he was only enthusiastic about things for a short period of time, and when he was reading, he would be absent-minded and distracted, and no one knew what he was thinking.
The only time he would concentrate on reading was when he was reading comic books.
"Shizuka, you can't have a stereotype about me. People change."
"But you've been like this this year, last year, the year before, and the past few years? Doraemon has been in your house for three years, and you haven't changed much."
"Huh? He's been here for three years? Why do I feel like it's only been one year?"
Shen Lian suddenly discovered his blind spot. What the hell is it that Doraemon has been here for three years? Isn't Nobita a fourth-grade student? If Doraemon has been here since the first grade, why is he still such a loser?
"Nobita, what are you thinking about? Doraemon came when you were just in fourth grade, and you even boasted to us that you had a robot friend. Have you forgotten everything?"
Shizuka looked at Shen Lian with a strange expression. Not only was Nobita a strange person, he even lost his memory. This was too weird.
"Shizuka, I have something else to do. I'm going to the bathroom first. I'll explain my things to you later."
Regardless of the progress bar being more than halfway through, Shen Lian let go of Shizuka's hand, turned around and ran to the bathroom on the first floor, locking the door behind him.
"System, explain to me, what do you mean by fourth grade three years ago? Is the time in this world cyclical? Or is it because this is a unit drama that the time is messed up? Are you here to mess with me? Could it be that this world has its own operating logic?"
Shen Lian asked the system questions like a machine gun, and these questions were all very crucial.
If the time in this world is chaotic, and the tomorrow we wake up to every day will never be tomorrow, but only the day before yesterday, yesterday, and the day after tomorrow, then this world is a prison and he will never grow up.
For example, the elementary school student who died next door, the audience and readers have grown up and have children, but Conan is still in elementary school there, and he even has to take on the big task of saving the city once a year. From the perspective of animation, this is a very normal thing, but using normal people's logic, it will feel very weird.
For example, people die every day in Mihua City, and the place of death is different every time. In a city full of haunted houses, housing prices should have plummeted, but nothing has changed.
The original work of the world he is in now is a complete world in terms of age. Nobita's youth to old age are all arranged reasonably, and even his descendants are arranged. But from the perspective of a unit drama, this is an endless world, and even needs to be restarted.
Isn't it a parallel world? Why is it still a unit drama world?
Chapter 9: Auntie's Wrong Son
"Oh, I see. I thought you were going to harm me, System Dad."
After receiving the official explanation from the system, Shen Lian felt as refreshed as if he had put on new underwear at the New Year.
The system's explanation is very simple. Before Shen Lian came, this world was an infinitely looping parallel world, but when Shen Lian arrived, this world had already begun to move forward.
I thought I would be trapped in a world where time looped endlessly, and I was worried to death.
It’s a pity about the progress bar just now. An opportunity was wasted. Fortunately, I only need to make up these two opportunities within three days. Otherwise, one of the three opportunities would be wasted, which is a big loss.
When I was holding hands just now, I could clearly feel Shizuka's resistance. Now I can use the influence of my previous life and it's okay to just hold her hand, so I have to strike while the iron is hot and complete the system's requirements as soon as possible.
"Fortunately, the system dad's request only requires holding your hand, and there are three chances to try again. It's really..."
Just when Shen Lian was feeling proud, the system suddenly poured a bucket of cold water on him.
[After this function fails to unlock for the first time, the next time you have close contact with the opposite sex, you need to increase the degree of intimacy. Please pay attention! ]
The system's prompt gave Shen Lian a startle.
Damn it?
What does increased close contact mean?
Didn’t you say there are no additional conditions?
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