In the world of anime, robbing women to help the poor

Jumonji Xiaobo was drawing an exorcism formation, and Aoyama Hazuki took off her long sleeves, revealing a pair of printed bras, underneath which was a C-grade bust.

"T-T-This is really embarrassing."

Qingshan Yeyue blushed and her voice trembled a little.

Taking off clothes to rub someone's breasts for exorcism is really embarrassing!

"Wow wow wow wow, what a great Naizi!"

Jumonji Xiaonan gave a thumbs up to Aoyama Hazuki's breasts. As a girl with flat breasts, what she wanted most was breasts as big as Aoyama Hazuki's, and then find an opportunity to ask her brother Jumonji Xiaoying to help "exorcise the devil".

Thinking of the way Xiaoying "exorcized" him, Xiaobo automatically imagined the scene a few days ago when Xiaoying was possessed by the ghost of that little kid. Although the face was not Xiaoying, those hands were definitely his brother's hands, warm and powerful.

"Don't say that, it's really... so embarrassing." Aoyama Yeyue became even more shy when Xiaobo praised her.

"Because evil spirits reside in the chest."

Xiaobo was also helpless. Why did evil spirits always live in such sexy places?

Every time they were questioned about their identities and revealed that they were the Rou Ru exorcist, the other party would always show a surprised expression, then repeatedly confirm that they were not joking, and then look thoughtful.

It's always like this. It's obviously a serious profession, an officially recognized profession, but the self-introduction sounds like a pervert. She is really fed up!

"Take off your underwear too, it's in the way." Xiaoying pointed at Ye Yue's bra and said, "Xiaobo, go to the side and be on guard!"

"Okay, okay, I know." Xiaobo played Hei San, pursed his lips and squatted aside.

Although it was a bit embarrassing, thinking of the scene of being bent over, Ye Yue was about to reach out to unbutton the back, but heard...

"That's enough. I will save the beautiful girl!"

A childish voice came from above their heads. The three looked up and saw a boy in a small black suit standing on the bridge, looking down at the people below.

Xiaoying: “It’s you!”

Xiaobo: "Evil ghost!"

Ye Yue: “???”

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Nobita lunged forward, making a Showa sound, and turned two and a half times in the air before landing in the water without a splash...

"Help! Help! Damn it, I can't swim!"

The pretentious boy was struggling in the water, and his miserable appearance made the three people on the shore look very upset.

"Ahem, I'm saved, I'm saved, thank you, little sister."

Nobita coughed up water, looking like someone who had survived a disaster where good people don't live long and evil people stay for a thousand years. He thanked Aoyama Yeyue beside him.

Nobita was so busy showing off that he forgot that he was useless.

It's not that he can't do it. Nobita can swim underwater. How far he can dive and how long he can swim depends entirely on the amount of air in his lungs and the speed at which the lifeguard can rescue him.

After all, Doraemon has the gill tube, a gill tube that he uses as a gill, which he can insert into his nose to breathe underwater, and Nobita doesn't have to learn how to breathe underwater specifically.

"You're welcome. I'm going to take off my clothes too."

Aoyama Yeyue shook her head and took off her wet bra, revealing a pair of plump and lovely breasts.

After all, I'm going to be exorcised, so I don't care whether I'm exposed or not.

"Hey, hey, hey, are you kidding me? The evil ghost can also drown?"

Xiaobo was very curious. He remembered that when he first met this kid, he was quite pretentious. In order to get Xiaoying back, he was also quite humble. He didn't expect that he would become like this in the blink of an eye.

Evil spirits can possess people, but they can't swim? Funny?

And this boy looks weird. Could it be that the evil spirit in his body is trying to take advantage of the situation and get into Ye Yue's breasts?

Not to mention Xiaobo's curiosity, Xiaoying, the expressionless boy in a windbreaker standing next to him, also had his eyebrows squeezed together, which was unusual.

As someone who has been in contact with evil spirits for many years, Xiaoying is very sure that she was possessed by this child last time. The feeling of being unable to speak what she wants and being out of control are the signs that people who are possessed will have.

Even after that day, Xiaoying released the Fengbao Kaihua preventive massage on herself to prevent the invasion of evil spirits. Although the evil spirits that possessed her were all females and there had been no males since ancient times, for herself, for Xiaobo, and for this world, Xiaoying still attacked herself.

Now, let’s get back to the topic and see what this evil little ghost wants to do.

Could he be the evil spirit sent by NO.0 to take away Xiaobo's breasts?

Xiaoying became alert immediately when she thought of this!

Nobita said stubbornly: "Ahem, what do you mean by drowning? I just happen to not be able to swim. Besides, I'm here to stop you..."

Xiaobo: "You really are here to stop us from exorcising the demon!"

Xiaoying: "I knew you came here for Xiaobo!"

Xiaobo: “???”

Xiaoying: “???”

Nobita: "???"

Ye Yue: “???”

Chapter 135 The scientific way of exorcism is pimping

"Hey~"

Qingshan Yeyue moaned softly and knelt on the ground, with Nobita next to her who was pinching her with his hands.

"Miss, we are discussing a very serious issue now. Can you be serious? I just touched you. If you are like this, won't it be more embarrassing when you do the exorcism later? Come on, be strong!"

While rubbing the person, Nobita said some very shameless words with a very righteous face.

"You little brat, you're clearly taking advantage of me!"

Jumonji Xiaobo couldn't stand it anymore. Although this kid knew exorcism, it didn't look like he was performing exorcism at all. Instead, he was taking advantage of the situation by using the name of exorcism.

What a shameless brat!

"Sister Flat-chested, what do you mean by taking advantage? I'm just asking you, do I know how to perform exorcisms?"

Nobita believes that he is not taking advantage, he is just using exorcism to check if the young lady has breast hyperplasia, which is an act of concern.

"Damn little brat, who are you calling flat-chested?"

When Xiaobo heard Nobita call her the flat-chested sister, she went crazy on the spot.

"Xiaobo, wait a moment and hear what he says." Fortunately, Xiaoying, who had an expressionless face, had some brains and pulled her sister back in time.

"But, Xiaoying, this little brat..."

Xiaobo pointed at the blushing Qingshan Yeyue. This expression didn't look like an exorcism at all. Although there would be such an expression during exorcism, what about the evil spirit? Isn't it still possessed by Yeyue?

"You are ignorant and have small breasts. They say that big breasts mean no brains. How can you be like this with small breasts?" Nobita pouted and mocked unscrupulously, "Listen carefully, as exorcists, you must know that evil spirits take advantage of the host's mental defects to invade the host's body and occupy this pair of breasts... body, right?"

After Xiaobo broke free from his brother's embrace, he nodded and said, "That's right."

"Then, little sister, can you tell me what regrets you have? Or for what reason, you were in a low mood and were invaded by evil spirits? Don't worry and speak boldly, there is no harm in speaking out. If you want to walk out of the shadows, you must face the sun."

Nobita patted Ye Yue's shoulder, but he didn't expect that her shoulder was also very slippery... cough cough cough!

"I know, I know, it's a broken heart!" Xiaobo started to show off his presence again.

"I didn't ask you, you flat-chested bastard."

"You little brat, I'll fight you... wooooooo!"

Xiaobo was dragged away by his brother.

"It's my boyfriend. He broke up with me and I'm heartbroken." Ye Yue was feeling a little depressed.

"Can you tell me more about it?" Nobita wanted to get to the bottom of it. "It's just... we were not compatible, he broke up with me and dumped me."

Ye Yue was feeling a little low. When she thought of the man's ruthless departure, her heart ached. As her heart ached, a dark aura began to spread behind her.

"Oh, so he likes girls with small breasts, and he thinks you are conservative and refuses to have sex before marriage... wuwuwu!"

Nobita, wearing a helmet of insight, read Ye Yue's thoughts, but before he could finish his words, his mouth was blocked.

"Don't say it, don't say it!"

Ye Yue was so embarrassed that she didn't even think about feeling depressed. She just wanted to cover Nobita's mouth. The black air that was spreading behind her also returned to her body.

"Is that so? I thought the hole in my heart was created just because of the breakup."

Xiaoying seemed to be thinking about something. It seemed that she had only asked the person involved before, but his words were not entirely true. If she did not pay attention, there was a possibility that he would be possessed by evil spirits again in the future.

"Hahaha, I knew that there are still people who like girls with flat breasts, hahaha..." Xiaobo jumped out again to show his presence.

"It's a pity that others with small breasts are loved by others, but Xiaoying can't come over and touch me... ugh!"

Nobita was reading Xiaobo's inner thoughts which came from nowhere, but he didn't expect that his mouth was soon blocked.

Xiaobo, whose true feelings were revealed, covered Nobita's mouth with her hands. This was her secret and it couldn't be revealed...Ah!

"How come you bite me, little devil?"

Xiaobo stepped back as if she had been electrocuted and blew air on the teeth marks on her hands. How dare this little devil bite her?

"You asked for it." Daxiong rolled his eyes at Xiaobo, then turned to look at Ye Yue, "So, sister, I understand your regret, it's just a breakup and your boyfriend doesn't like people who are not as good as you. This is easy to solve. So, sister, do you have any idea of ​​making a new boyfriend? Because you broke up, there is a hole in your heart, so you are possessed by evil spirits, so why not solve this problem directly, that is, find a boyfriend to fill the hole, how about it?"

"It's no problem to find one, but where can I find a boyfriend now? And it's not that easy to find someone who suits my taste."

Ye Yue wanted to forget that man, but they had been together since childhood, could she really forget him? "You can forget it, as long as you want to forget it." Nobita began to eavesdrop again, "Hey, little sister, do you want to forget it now?"

"If I could forget, I would of course."

"No problem, I've been waiting for you to say that. Come, stay here under the red umbrella. It won't take long, just five minutes, and you'll find your boyfriend!"

Nobita took out a red paper umbrella and showed it to Ye Yue.

Ye Yue was a little surprised: "You can find a boyfriend in just five minutes?" Nobita nodded: "Yes, but the kind you really like, the one you find your true love based entirely on scientific concepts!"

"Miss, you even believe in the existence of evil spirits, don't you believe there is true love in this world?"

Nobita waves the umbrella of true love, waiting for the young lady to fall into his trap.

"Believe me. As long as I can find true love, I will believe everything you say. Just open your umbrella!" Ye Yue nodded, looking like she believed Nobita very much.

The Jumonji siblings standing by were also a little curious. Are there really tools in this world that can help people find true love? ...

five minutes later!

The Jumonji siblings felt numb when they saw the brother and sister hugging each other and kissing each other wildly.

Bullshit true love, bullshit boyfriend, this kid must have used some weird method or sorcery to confuse Aoyama Yeyue's heart and make her fall in love with him.

Bullshit exorcism, this guy is just trying to take advantage... No, it's not just taking advantage, this is rape, that's right, rape!

Nobita knew exactly what the brother and sister next to him were thinking, but he was busy kissing and had no time to explain that the way to forget a relationship was to start a new one.

Boo!

The silk thread broke, the man's breathing was even, and the woman was gasping for breath. It might not be strange for other people, but it was a little strange for a child and a girl who was six or seven years older than him.

"Ye Yue, put on your clothes, let's go for a scientific exorcism." Nobita wiped the corner of his mouth, picked up his clothes and covered Ye Yue with them.

"Hmm~~" After confirming the relationship, Ye Yue behaved like a little sister, "I'll listen to you."

Xiaoying: “…”

Xiaobo: "Fack!"

Xiaoying: "Xiaobo, stop swearing."

Xiaobo: “…”

"Okay, you two, follow us here, I will show you how to perform a scientific exorcism."

Nobita held Hazuki's right hand with his left hand, and hooked his finger at the Jumonji siblings with his right hand.

Ten minutes later, in an alley.

"Hey, bald uncle over there, come here, I have a beautiful girl over here."

Nobita hooked his finger at the bald fat guy beside him.

The bald fat passerby looked around, raised his fat finger uncertainly, pointed at himself and asked, "Me?"

"That's you. Look, I have some nice ladies here."

Nobita patted Ye Yue's butt and Ye Yue smiled.