What does it have to do with me if they hate vests?

Xue No: “…”

Chapter 137: Workplace is like a battlefield

"So you suddenly got a temporary break," the Yamada fairy looked at Yukinoshita Yukino who suddenly came to the booth and squeezed with her, and asked seriously, "Is it because of us?"

"It's just that Tanedo-senpai misunderstood."

Yukinoshita Yukino said calmly: "Please don't be too self-indulgent, the two guests here, enjoy the food you ordered and leave quickly."

"But didn't your little... no, senior tell you to wait until your expression softens before continuing to work?"

Si Ji picked up the free lemonade and took a sip, then spoke slowly like an old grandfather.

Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at him coldly.

Although Zhongdao Baiyang is older than her, she is indeed as small as a squirrel. The only big part of her body is the extra-large cup size that does not match her petite body at all - perhaps that size would only be considered a large cup size on an ordinary woman, but Zhongdao Baiyang is really too small, so it creates a visual effect that only an extra-large cup size can have.

As we all know, when the volume and mass of an object reach a certain level, gravity will be generated. So now more than 80% of the men in the entire cafe are attracted by Miss Tanejima's super-large cup, which is also in line with physics.

On the other hand, although Yukino is slender and tall, her size is very impressive, which also creates an almost non-existent visual effect, which is completely the opposite of Miss Tanejima.

Even if this situation applies to the star○cup, which only has medium, large and extra large cups, it is enough to force them to separate one, no, two new sizes.

"What are you thinking about?" Yukinoshita Yukino noticed Shiki's gaze and expression keenly and asked suddenly.

"I just think that super small cups do exist." Si Ji looked at her with an extremely gentle smile on his face: "Don't worry too much. Come, I'll treat you to lemonade. Drink as much as you want, don't be polite, the bill is on me."

"I think I'd be happier if the lemonade wasn't provided for free by Vagunaria."

Being looked at by Shiki with such tender and compassionate eyes as if he was looking at a terminally ill patient, Yukinoshita Yukino, who felt uncomfortable all over, couldn't help but sneer.

Even though I don't know what's going on in this guy's train of thought, but considering that he just called Tanejima Baiyang "senior", it's almost clear what he meant when he stared at me and said "super small cup" now.

"Shiki, you can't make fun of other people's physical characteristics. It's very rude." Yamada Fairy said from the side.

If her tone didn't carry the leniency of a winner, Yukinoshita Yukino felt that she would probably be more grateful for her righteous words.

"You two, if you're not here for dinner, leave now. I'll sprinkle salt on the door to celebrate."

Yukinoshita Yukino put down her teacup, glanced at the two of them and said.

Seeing that she really seemed to want to use a broom to chase people away, Shiki and Yamada Fairy quickly sat up straight.

After all, the food they ordered hasn't even been served yet, so it would be a shame to be kicked out now.

"Then let's talk about something serious. Just like what Miss Tanejima said, your expression is a bit stiff for a waiter. Can't you use a softer expression to entertain guests? For example, smile or something..."

Shiki asked seriously.

"If possible, I also hope that you don't have to eavesdrop on the conversation between me and the acting foreman..." Yukinoshita Yukino sighed: "I just don't think it's necessary to laugh. Wouldn't it be better to put that flattering energy into other work?"

"Is it because Miss Yukino doesn't know how to smile?" The Yamada Fairy suddenly became active: "In that case, let me teach you the Yamada style of perfect smile! Every time I can use my smile to fool the readers who attend the book signing event!"

There is no handshake at Yamada Fairy's book signing event, because as a young girl, it is a bit disadvantageous to shake hands with an adult male, not to mention that you may occasionally encounter perverts who smear their semen on their hands.

But even though Yamada Yaojing never holds this kind of handshake-style book signing event, almost no readers are dissatisfied. One of the reasons is that her smile is really contagious, making people feel that "even if there is no handshake, seeing this smile will only make you pay for the ticket."

But Yukinoshita Yukino shook her head: "No, I said there is no need, and I am not like Ms. Yamada, the type who can sell my smile to everyone."

"Isn't that a butch? Don't make it sound like I'm a cheap woman!" Yamada Fairy complained, slamming the table in dissatisfaction.

"But honestly, as a waiter, a smile is necessary, right? It can be considered part of the service, right? Or does Yukinoshita-san not take this job seriously at all?"

As if to vent his anger for the Yamada fairy, Shiki suddenly rested his chin on his hands and stared at Yukinoshita Yukino and asked.

Yukino fell silent for a moment.

She actually knew the reason very well, and she did not look down on the waiters who always had a flattering smile on their faces, but the character she had developed since childhood still made her very resistant to such almost flattering behavior.

"Or do you think your role is just right for those special customers who can take your cold words with a heavy breath and accept it completely, saying 'this is a reward in our industry'?"

Four Seasons continued.

"Then I might as well die."

Yukinoshita Yukino frowned and expressed her contempt for that possible pervert without hesitation.

"In that case, although it's not nice for me, the person who recommended you to work here, to say this, I still suggest that you quit this job. After all, if you regard a cafe as a battlefield, then a beautiful smile is the most basic pistol of the waiters, and all the services above that are just extensions of the smile."

Shiki sincerely suggested: "You are now like an Edo samurai who takes part in modern warfare with a samurai sword. Although you are an extremely skilled swordsman, you refuse to use firearms because of the so-called Bushido. In the end, you can only trouble your teammates to save you and clean up the mess for you... Even if they are all good people and have no objection to this, with your personality, you will definitely not be able to bear the inner torment of "you are just a burden" and leave here with wounds all over your body... Rather than becoming like that, you might as well listen to my advice and resign as soon as possible."

Chapter 138 The Strongest Business Smile After Evolution

Yukino Yukinoshita is actually not that obsessed with the work at Wagunaria.

If she could find a better job, she wouldn't mind quitting her job.

But not now.

If I leave now, it would be like admitting that I can't even be a waiter and I can only run away in shame.

This kind of knowledge will always haunt Yukinoshita Yukino, and it will be difficult for the strong-willed girl to accept it.

So even if I quit, I have to wait until I can fully and perfectly perform all the maid jobs!

"This stubborn lady from the Service Club would probably think so."

Si Ji scratched his chin calmly, thinking: "This way, I don't have to worry about her running away."

"I won't resign, at least not now." As expected, after a few seconds of silence, Yukino continued speaking just as Shiki had expected.

Yukinoshita Yukino took a deep breath, and seemed to have made a decision, as if she had made some decision but hesitated to speak.

"Wait a minute, I guess what you are going to do."

Yamada Fairy suddenly interrupted her and said, "It's not convenient for me to sit here. I'll sit across from you."

As she spoke, the girl didn't wait for Si Ji to get up and make room for her. She just slipped under the table and sat next to him, clinging to his arm.

"The booth is small to begin with, and the air conditioning isn't on in the store today. It's already May, and there's not a breath of wind outside. You feel so hot when you get close to it..."

Shiki said this with some disgust, but did not push the girl away.

The Yamada fairy rubbed Shiki with a smile, and then said to Yukinoshita Yukino, who was now sitting opposite her, "You can start talking now."

Yukinoshita Yukino paused for a moment, then remembered what she wanted to say before.

"Anyway, I will try to learn the 'business smile', and I hope you can give me some advice before using it to officially face customers."

"No problem, leave it to us!"

The Yamada Fairy nodded seriously and accepted the other party's request.

But Si Ji felt that this guy agreed simply because he thought it was fun.

Yukinoshita Yukino rubbed the corners of her mouth solemnly, then smiled at Shiki and the others.

Seeing her fake smile, Shiki and the Yamada Fairy both gasped.

"what happened?"

Yukinoshita Yukino returned to her usual self and asked them.

"How should I describe it..." Shiki tried to make what he wanted to say more tactful: "Minister, have you ever heard of a fake person?"

But Yamada Fairy is very direct.

Her face turned pale and she rubbed her arms: "Ms. Yukino's smile inexplicably creates the uncanny valley effect... I even have goose bumps."

"I see, I probably understand."

Yukinoshita Yukino nodded: "Then the next one is smile number 2."

Ignoring Si Ji's complaint of "There are different models?!", the girl raised the corners of her mouth again. Unlike the emotionless fake smile before, this time she added a little bit of her own understanding of "joy" into it.

Then I saw the Yamada fairy holding Shiki, trembling in fear.

"Is it not possible this time?" she asked Si Ji.

"Well, how should I put it..."

Shiki smiled bitterly and said, "At that moment just now, your smile was very... hmm, eerie? Or was it evil? Anyway, it gave people a very scary feeling."

"To put it simply, it's the kind of scary smile that a villain girl would show when she attacks the protagonist."

After Yukinoshita Yukino stopped smiling, the calmed Yamada Fairy commented: "I've never seen such a vivid performance in a movie!"

In fact, Shiki felt that Yukino's smile was quite attractive. If it could be combined with the kind of arrogant smile that she showed when Qiu Lingwen was in a peaceful state, which looked down on everyone equally, they would definitely give the feeling of the final boss couple. Even if they did nothing, just standing there would bring a strong intimidating power.

Unfortunately, Qiu Lingwenping's reputation among Xueno is too bad, so it is probably difficult to see her with this kind of expression, which in a sense can only be revealed after she has let down her guard to a certain extent.

"I see, this expression doesn't look right..."

Yukino murmured in disappointment, but quickly cheered up: "It's okay, I expected this, so I have one last plan."

four seasons:"……"

Should I say this guy has no self-awareness? But she was very self-aware and had conceived three different "business smiles" before she started. It can only be said that the daughter of the Yukinoshita family is more or less a little strange.

This time, Yukino's charging time was a little longer. After a few seconds, she was still rubbing her cheeks like a sea otter, which made Shiki guess maliciously that this girl hadn't smiled for too long, so she strained her muscles after just two smiles.

"All right!"

Just as Yukino's expression began to change, a cute voice came from the booth.

"The nut sundae you ordered is here, and there are extra fries. This is a death sentence for employees, please don't spread it~"

The petite and cute Baiyang Zhongdao just happened to come here with a tray. In addition to the sundae, the tray also contained a super large cup of French fries that was enough for three people to share.

At the same moment, Yukinoshita Yukino subconsciously looked over because of the other party's voice, and her eyes met with Tanejima Hakuyou.

"Xue-no, your face... eh?!"

A scream pierced the air above Vagunaria, followed by the sound of a tray falling over.

When the other waiters of Wagunaria rushed over, they saw Baiyang Zhongdao, the mascot of the entire cafe, sitting on the ground and shivering. His body was covered with milky white melting ice cream and cream, and there were many French fries scattered on the ground. He looked quite miserable.

And Yukinoshita Yukino was hurriedly wiping the other person's face with a tissue, but judging from the livid expression on Tanejima Baiyang's face, the scene she had just seen seemed to have left a huge psychological shadow in her heart.

After sending Shiroya Taneshima to the lounge to rest for a while, the second Miss Yukinoshita had to fill in Shiroya Taneshima's vacancy and continue to work as a waitress, so the smile training was naturally forced to fail.

Later, when she delivered hamburger meat set meals and omelette rice, although Shiki and Yamada Fairy were curious about Yukino's most powerful business smile after her evolution, after what happened, no matter how they instigated her, she refused to perform that smile again.

It's really a pity.

Chapter 139: Vegetables are the original sin

The rays of the morning sun were blocked by the thick double curtains, with only a small ray of light leaking into the room through the gap and sprinkling on the slightly messy floor.

Even with the extremely good light-blocking curtains, the room was not too dim, because there was a big blood-red word "vegetable" occupying the screen, which brought a strange light source to the room, reflecting the bottles and cans and various snack packaging bags on the low table in front of the TV wall with strange colors.

It's so weird that it even makes the cult figurines on the bedside table look ashamed of themselves.

Next to the bedside table is naturally the bed, on which a blonde girl wearing an oversized shirt and hot pants is curled up. Her body is curled up with a happy expression on her face. She must be having an interesting dream. Maybe because of her sleeping position, the girl's naturally curly blonde hair looks messy at this time, with a lot of silly hair sticking up.

Under the sofa next to the bed, the owner of the room was lying on the tatami in a relatively unsightly posture, still holding a wireless controller in his hand which had automatically gone into sleep due to long-term inactivity. His whole body twitched slightly from time to time. It was obvious that he had been tortured by a high-difficulty game all night last night, and even now, even in his sleep, he was still struggling.

Suddenly, accompanied by the clear and melodious sound of birds singing outside the window, Si Ji suddenly opened his eyes.

He first subconsciously took a defensive posture, and then he breathed a sigh of relief after realizing that he had escaped from the dream and would not be beaten into a meat pie, nor would he fall to his death from a knee-high height, nor would he drown instantly from stepping into a puddle.

He threw the controller in his hand onto the sofa, yawned, and then looked at the big word "菜" on the TV with lingering fear. It was this thing that gave him nightmares all night and he couldn't get a good night's sleep at all.

Today is the fourth day of the Golden Week holiday.

What, you ask where we went on the third day?

From the bottles and cans, various leftovers, console games, and the pile of game discs next to the table, you can roughly understand what our protagonist is doing on the third day of the holiday.

"I'm on vacation, but am I just imagining that I feel more tired than when I have to go to school?"

Si Ji rubbed his brows. Compared to the physical and mental exhaustion of yesterday, he has almost recovered now - after all, the spring water that comes with Washimiya Dormitory is not just beautiful - but the mental fatigue caused by continuous setbacks obviously still has a certain impact.

Looking at the Yamada fairy who was still sleeping like a baby, Shiki did not wake her up, but quickly walked out of the room to prepare breakfast.

The Golden Week holidays were meaningless to Yamada Fairy, because every day was like a holiday for her. Only when inspiration or the deadline came would she guzzle energy drinks and write the manuscript in one go.

By the way, the "love letter" written by the girl was rejected by her editor, Chris Yamada, and the manuscript was directly sent to Shiki by him. In the words of the brother-in-law, "this thing wants to go to you." In the end, Yamada's objection was ineffective, and Shiki kept it properly.