What does it have to do with me if they hate vests?

This kid, could it be that he got himself drunk from eating chocolate with liquor filling?

"Guitar Hero?" Realizing how badly the girl could drink, Shiki repeated the somewhat strange name.

"Oh, yes, I have 80,000 fans, I'm awesome~" the girl said happily, waving her hands, and then her mood became depressed again: "Woo woo, but in reality I'm nothing, hiccup, just a dark and ugly girl who has no courage, can't cooperate well with teammates, and can't do anything..."

"Yili is not an ugly girl." Si Ji comforted her.

"Ah, don't you deny what you said before?"

The girl sniffed and then said incoherently: "I am just an ugly girl. Hiccup. I have never received any love letters since I was a child. My figure is not as slender as Hong Xia's, and my face is not as pretty as Liang Senior's..."

"That's not the case. Ichiri, you just don't face up to your own strengths."

Shiki shook his head: "Look at me, in a sense, am I not similar to your definition? Judging from my appearance, I am also a dark otaku."

The girl looked at Siji stupidly, as if her brain wasn't functioning well under the influence of alcohol.

Then Si Ji took off his glasses and gently lifted his bangs - it was not a cross-dressing, but just this one action made his temperament change drastically. If before this Si Ji just 'looked a little handsome', now it was at the level of 'Hey, that boy is really handsome'.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but Shiki felt that Goto Ichiri’s face became even redder.

But he did not stop. Instead, he quickly approached the girl and spoke in a voice that was similar to his usual one, but deeper and more magnetic. He spoke softly in a manner that was almost like the Magic Blade of the Olympiad: "The human body is amazing, isn't it? Believe me, if Yili is willing to dress herself up, she will definitely become a popular beautiful girl..."

"Chirp..."

Goto Ichiri made a cute sound that was unclear in meaning, and then fell backwards onto the lawn.

Si Ji was shocked and looked over quickly, only to find that the girl's eyes had turned into circles. He didn't know whether she had fainted from the stimulation or simply fell asleep due to the effect of alcohol.

Si Ji couldn't help but smile. Then he fixed his bangs back to their original shape, put on his glasses, and carried the girl, whose head seemed to be still smoking, to the health room.

Chapter 160: Wow, fairy, save me!

There was nothing wrong with Goto Ichiri, he seemed to have simply fallen asleep.

After asking the female health teacher who was staring at her with an unfriendly look to take care of her, Shiki quickly slipped away from the health room - although Goto Ichiri was drunk from eating chocolate with liquor filling, if the teacher really wanted to pursue it, she would be in trouble before Ichiri woke up. She couldn't bring up her secret identity as one of the school directors for everything, right?

Originally, Siji planned to go back to the classroom and lie down for a while to digest the food.

But on the way back, he saw a figure that could not be ignored, and he couldn't help but follow him.

Then they arrested the man at the entrance of the theater department.

"Why are you here?" Si Ji asked her.

"Wow!" The Yamada fairy in the Fengzhizaki school uniform was startled by him. After seeing that it was Shiki, he breathed a sigh of relief and said smugly: "Of course he sneaked in!"

"Is there anything to be proud of in this kind of thing? By the way, where did you get the uniform?" Shiki couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

"There are some in the drama department."

The girl replied.

"This is pickpocketing. You are breaking the law, do you know that?" Si Ji explained the law to the other party in a serious manner.

"I'm not that evil!" Yamada the Fairy pouted and said dissatisfiedly, "I just told the director who was handling the drama club's supplies that I forgot to bring my uniform today, and because I was afraid of being scolded by the security guard, I hoped that she would lend me one... I paid the rental fee, and even if she didn't want to take it, I would have stuffed it into her hands!"

"You are just creating a fait accompli that the other party has become an accomplice, right?"

Si Ji squinted and immediately pointed out the significance of her actions.

“…That’s not the case.” Yamada Yousei looked away cautiously.

This guy always likes to do weird things.

Si Ji couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

However, it is precisely because Yamada Fairy has such a romantic personality that I also look at her with attention.

"So are you going back to the drama club now to return your clothes?"

"No, I think this uniform is super useful. No one will think it's weird even if I walk around school! So I plan to renew the lease for a while!"

The girl said brightly.

"Is it possible that no one thought you were strange walking in the school because you were really just a fourteen-year-old girl, the age that you should normally be attending school?"

Four Seasons said unhappily.

"Absolutely impossible!"

With her hands on her hips and a proud expression on her face, Yamada Fairy answered decisively, "I have the potential to surpass that Natsume Makuru-ryu, the legendary light novelist, the future star of the world's literary world, THE☆Yamada Fairy-sama! Can't you feel the maturity and charm that overflows from me?"

After waiting for a while and getting no complaints from Si Ji, she looked at him in confusion, only to find that Si Ji had a strange smile on his face and was approaching her step by step without saying a word.

"Hey, wait a minute, why are you..."

When Si Ji took a step forward, the girl subconsciously took a step back. "Why don't you say something? It feels a bit scary..."

After walking three or five steps, the Yamada Fairy wanted to retreat, but found that there was a wall behind him and he had no way to retreat.

“Are you angry? I don’t know why, but I can apologize. I’ll give the uniform back now… Please say something. You look like a zombie. I’m a little scared… Ugh!”

Before the girl could finish her words, Shiki suddenly stretched out his hands and supported himself on the wall next to her face, and the posture of the two of them became what is generally known as a fairly standard "wall-dong" position.

But even so, Shiki did not stop his actions, and he moved towards the Yamada fairy with an expressionless face.

The girl closed her eyes in fear. She could even feel the warm breath of Four Seasons spraying on her neck. This unprecedented experience made her feel weak all over.

The next moment, the breath changed from 'spray' to 'inhale'.

The girl suddenly opened her eyes and found that Shiki was sniffing her scent.

"The shower gel is the same brand as mine, and it smells nice. Also, you may have sweated a little, so it feels a little sour," he commented.

"What are you doing!" Yamada Fairy's face turned red to an alarming degree, as if blood would ooze out at the next moment.

"Eh? Didn't you ask me to smell your 'maturity and charm' scent?"

Shiki asked with a pure look on his face.

"That's not how it smells!" The girl pounded on Si Ji's chest with her little fist. "I was really scared!"

"Sorry, sorry, I did this accidentally because you look cute even when you shiver."

Shiki said happily.

"Hmm..." After hearing what he said, Yamada Fairy didn't know whether she was happy or embarrassed.

And in this way, this girl will probably stay quiet for about three days and not tease me...

Four Seasons added in his mind.

"Because she's cute, you can't help but want to bully her?"

"This is also a manifestation of love." Si Ji first subconsciously said something flowery and pretentious, but then he immediately realized that the words just now did not seem to be said by the fairy.

He turned around stiffly, and then saw Yukinoshita Yukino, who had her arms crossed over her chest and was looking at him as if he were irrecyclable garbage. Behind Yukino, there were the two assistants and the maid of 'Fuyu Kishihisa'.

"Listen to me, there are a lot of inside stories..." he explained dryly.

"Well, as evidence in court, I will listen to you carefully... What reason could make a high school boy who is about to become an adult so perverted as to inhale the scent of a 14-year-old girl?"

Yukino said as she looked at Shiki with a half-smile on her face.

Si Ji was silent for a moment, then used his ability as a writer to make up stories and began to make up stories: "The story begins with the meteorite 65 million years ago..."

"Ms. Qingshan, prepare to call the police."

But Yukino obviously didn't want to hear the story of dinosaur extinction, and gave orders in a cold voice.

The maid silently took out her cell phone, intending to backstab her master without knowing it.

"Stop it, things are not what you think!" Shiki said hurriedly, and at the same time asked the Yamada fairy for help: "Gua, fairy, save me!"

At this time, the Yamada Fairy was still in a daze. His crashed brain seemed completely unable to process the current situation. He was still holding his red face blankly, with a strange smile that was shy but also a little happy.

Chapter 161 Drama Department

In any case, as a resident of Washimiya Dormitory, Yukinoshita Yukino also knew something about the relationship between Shiki and the Yamada fairy, so she didn't really call the police in the end.

However, Aoyama Nanami kept looking back and forth between Shiki and Yamada Fairy with a look of "Is it really okay not to call the police?"

"What's the matter with Minister Yukinoshita coming to the drama club?"

In order to prevent his own reputation from further declining in the other party's mind, Shiki hurriedly began to change the subject - although when this group of people appeared together, Shiki had roughly guessed the reason, after all, he was the one who instigated Aoyama Nanami to find Eriri and let Eriri take them to find trouble for Yukinoshita Yukino in the "Fuyuou Kishiku" mode.

But he didn't see Eriri here. It was probably because she had retired after helping Nanami Aoyama and the others find Yukinoshita Yukino, so she didn't follow.

"We are certainly not like someone who would quietly follow a little girl and press her like a reserve for child molesters," Yukino replied calmly, then glanced at Shiki and said, "We are just here to borrow some clothes."

Nanami Aoyama looked at Yukino with some surprise and worry.

Although I thought that this Yukinoshita-senpai looked cold and aloof before, but after actually talking to him I found that he was not difficult to communicate with. I could even say that he was very easy to talk to and a gentle person.

I didn't expect to see her show such a sharp-tongued side here... If I anger the boy opposite, God knows what will happen.

To her surprise, Shiki did not speak. Instead, the victim, the Yamada Fairy, stood with her hands on her hips and said angrily, "Please don't say such rude words to the person I like. Even if it's Miss Yukinoshita, this is wrong!"

Looking at the genuine expression of dissatisfaction on the face of the fairy Yamada, Yukinoshita Yukino could only snort and walked into the activity room of the drama club first.

"Come to think of it, I originally wanted to join the drama club, but unfortunately I was too busy, so I couldn't realize it..."

Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, Nanami Aoyama, who was a common-sense person, quickly talked about an irrelevant topic to smooth things over.

"Do you like acting?"

Shiki asked curiously.

"Although there is indeed that kind of meaning, but the main purpose is to perform in dramas and so on to hone my dialogue skills."

The girl who dreams of becoming a voice actor said with some longing: "And dubbing also requires acting skills."

"I see……"

Four Seasons nodded thoughtfully.

The drama department does not have a place in the club building, and its activity room is in another old school building.

Previous members of the drama club had never protested against this, because they mainly performed in the auditorium, and most of the time they went on stage during cultural festivals. The activity room was not very important to them, and most of the time it was used as a warehouse. After all, they could rehearse at any time.

Compared with the new school building and the club building, this old school building looks much older, and the floor seems to be in disrepair. It creaks when you walk on it, giving people the feeling of a haunted house.

But it's still daytime, so the horror atmosphere is not that strong, it just looks a little bit like that.

Soon the group arrived at the entrance of the theatre department.

The drama club's activity room was empty except for a silly-looking girl with short chestnut hair and two long frizzles on her head who was sorting the drama club's inventory in the activity room.

The items accumulated by previous members of the drama club were so numerous and complicated that the girl seemed to have a hard time sorting them out.

"Furuga, I'm here to return my clothes."

While Yukino was still observing the other person quietly, Yamada the Fairy had already walked in leisurely and greeted the other person cheerfully: "Some friends also want to come to the drama club..."

"Ah, welcome, Yamada-san."

The girl in the activity room also put down the things in her hands, showed a gentle smile, and said softly to Yamada Fairy: "That dress has been left by an unknown senior. If you like it, you can take it directly. And you can take this money back, I don't need it."

"Eh?" Yamada Fairy was stunned. "But weren't you whispering something about 'bean paste buns' this morning? Didn't you look distressed because you couldn't even afford bean paste buns?"

"Have you been seen? I feel a little embarrassed."

The girl rubbed her face shyly: "Hehe, it's not really like that. I'm just using the red bean paste buns as a reward to encourage myself... After all, I can't even afford red bean paste buns. My family runs a bakery."

"It's too shabby to encourage myself to use a red bean paste bun. How about being more luxurious and using a curry pork chop bun?"

Said the Yamada Fairy.

This isn't that luxurious, is it? Si Ji complained in his mind.

“But isn’t that very popular? If I encourage myself but fail to buy it, I will feel more disappointed than usual…” the girl said weakly.

"It's okay, I will take care of it for you when the time comes!" Yamada Fairy took the responsibility.

After all, she was not a student in the school, so she didn't need to go to the canteen and compete with other students for things. She could just bring them in from outside.

"If you ever want to change your taste, I will definitely trouble Yamada-san." The chestnut-haired girl said with a faint smile.

Xueno watched the strange and incongruous conversation between the two and couldn't help but poke Shiki in the lower back.

"What's with this soft atmosphere?"