What does it have to do with me if they hate vests?

The adorable robot bowed slightly towards Siji: "Hello, I am Dabai, your personal health butler. May I ask..."

"Give me some medicine."

Si Ji took out a panacea from the box: the box that looked as big as ordinary cold medicine actually only contained three pills. It can only be said that this system is worthy of being a profiteer who still has to collect rent, and has learned the essence of capitalist packaging.

"The drugs you have have not been tested and authorized by the Drug Administration. We recommend..."

"Fuck, I took off my pants... Who suggested connecting this thing to the Internet? Oh, it was me, that's fine."

Si Ji had no choice but to jump up and put on his pants, let Dabai switch to the setting mode, then cut out the developer interface from it, call out the keyboard, and enter the reserved backdoor key.

"Up, down, left, right, left, right, BABA, space, whosyourdaddy... it's done!"

After the surveillance restrictions were lifted, Si Ji lay back on the bed and let the other party apply medicine to him.

It turns out that even Panacea has nothing special when it is inserted into a small flower as a suppository, except that it takes effect faster than ordinary drugs.

It wasn't long before Si Ji felt his left eye, which had lost most of its vision, begin to itch.

In order to suppress his urge to scream and scratch, Si Ji could only focus on the system page and check the condition of his right eye.

Unlike the left eye which had cataracts, the right eye was loaded with a power called 'Golden Eyes'.

The problem is that Si Ji has never heard of this thing, and can only find some answers from the system's few words.

[Golden Eyes: Originally, this phenomenon would appear when the concentration of dragon blood reached a certain level.]

"Wow, the concentration of dragon blood, is this a power related to dragons? I don't know if it's an Eastern dragon or a Western dragon... Could it be a very powerful ability?"

[Since this world does not have the origin of the dragon race, it is just the result of intercepting the external manifestation and projecting it into the eyes. Therefore, the host's golden pupil has nothing to do with dragon blood, and is only a symbol of activation ability. ]

"Isn't this just a pair of cosmetic contact lenses? The previous sentence was a complete scam to whet people's expectations!"

[After lighting the Golden Eye, you can use the Word Spirit. If you have not purchased other Word Spirits, you can only use the Word Spirit that awakens with the Golden Eye. You can also perform a mental check on the target creature by staring at it. If the check fails, the target creature will be suppressed by the dragon's might and have the idea of ​​surrendering.]

"No, can you also tell me what words I can use? It's too much of a riddle to only tell you half a sentence! Being suppressed by the dragon's might only makes me want to surrender. Isn't it possible to completely control my mind? This ability seems a bit rubbish. It's completely useless in real life except for scaring people!"

[Please figure out how to ignite and extinguish the golden pupils yourself]

“Why don’t you just explain it to me clearly!”

This is the first time that Si Ji feels the system is so unreliable.

However, his complaints received no response. As usual, the system without intelligence fell silent again after mechanically completing its work.

"It feels like I said nothing after saying so much," Shiki couldn't help but sigh, "It feels not as good as the Sharingan... effect."

When he came to his senses, Si Ji found that his left eye had recovered.

He pulled up his trousers and muttered "okay" before putting the Baymax into standby mode. He then deftly deflated it and stuffed it into the suitcase and back under the bed.

Then Si Ji closed his left and right eyes alternately, wanting to see if there would be any difference in vision alone. The conclusion he came to was that he was overthinking, as the ability called the Golden Eyes had no effect at all before it was ignited and manifested.

I took such a big risk, got cataracts, wasted a panacea, and in the end I only got a pair of colored contact lenses in return. They didn't even teach me how to wear them? This is considered a scam on Bingxixi!

If it was not impossible, Si Ji would have wanted to open the system panel and write the word "bad review" in capital letters on it with a brush.

"It doesn't matter, it's just 1000 points, I don't care at all, it's just 1000 points... I actually want 1000 points, no, my thoughts won't make sense if I go on like this!" Si Ji muttered to himself, feeling evil.

Chapter 201: Binge Eating Can Relieve Stress

Yukinoshita Yukino yawned in a cute way that was completely different from the macho yawn of Shiki.

After tidying up her hair in the room, she patted her cheeks gently to cheer herself up.

"Breakfast...sigh."

On a special day like today, if she still lived alone, she would definitely skip breakfast.

But now that I was renting a house in Washimiya-ryo, if I didn't have breakfast, I would definitely be teased by Shiki, that happy-go-lucky guy, for half the day.

"It should be okay to eat a little."

As for why she was so cautious today, it was certainly not something important. It was just that the school's annual physical examination was about to begin.

Unlike Sobu High School, Toyonosaki has much more physical examination items for students due to its strong financial situation. In a sense, this is indeed a good thing as it allows it to have a clearer understanding of students' physical conditions and detect problems earlier.

But this is not a good thing for Yukinoshita Yukino.

It’s not that she hates physical examinations, but as a perfect superhero, she doesn’t want to expose her shortcomings to others.

However, she was not to the extent of giving up eating because of choking. She knew that eating a little breakfast would not affect her weight, and it could even make her body look healthier.

"Mother and Sister Yang Nai...why I..." The girl looked at herself in the mirror and muttered a few words helplessly.

Her appearance is so outstanding that she can confidently say "I am cute". In addition to her excellent genes, it is also the result of daily good care. It's a pity that some things will not produce results no matter how much scientific exercise and nourishment are followed. It can only be said that there is no rush.

The girl took a deep breath and returned to her usual aloof demeanor. She picked up her schoolbag and headed to Room 101, Shiki's room and Washimiya-ryo's dining area.

The door was unlocked as usual, and when she opened it the girl was shocked by the sight before her.

The usual breakfast at Washimiya-ryo is pretty standard.

Most of the time, it is a Japanese breakfast, which is usually made of various mixed misos, fish stewed in different ways, mixed vegetables and a bowl of miso soup. The fish is often soft and tasty, rich and fragrant. The miso soup looks simple, but once you actually drink it, you will find that he has been changing the way to add different ingredients and tastes to the soup, but the delicious taste of the juice will not change;

In addition, Western breakfast is also quite common, with handmade toast with a strong wheat aroma, crispy bacon and eggs, black pepper sausages, potato or tomato salad, and milk and coffee as drinks. Occasionally, Yamada Fairy will ask Shiki to make oatmeal for him, which is a small snack similar to puffed food. It tastes fragrant and crispy when soaked in milk and is very delicious.

Finally, when Siji was feeling lazy, he would choose to make Chinese breakfast. He would just put the shrimp dumplings and various pastries prepared last night into the steamer and steam them. The skin was thin and the filling was large, and one bite would bring satisfaction from the hotness. Sometimes there would be rich gravy in the pastries, and you would need to gently bite through the skin and suck out the gravy before you could enjoy the delicious filling. The staple food was usually a bowl of rich and palatable white porridge, and even if you drank it alone, you could taste the original sweetness of the rice. The side dishes were usually egg skins and small fish fried to golden and crispy, as well as various pickled vegetables that Siji made himself. It was a food culture that she had never come across before, but Yukinoshita did not hate this light taste.

Originally, she had such expectations today, thinking that no matter what breakfast Siji made, she just had to eat at least a little.

As a result, I don't know what stimulated him. Although it was still morning, this guy had already set up a long banquet table at home. It was filled with all kinds of delicacies from land and sea that seemed to be sparkling and seemed to be shouting "Come and taste us".

Even the eyes of the golden eye snapper on the plate no longer glowed with a strange light, but instead shone with an alluring luster, as if they were still alive.

Yukinoshita Yukino's family background (before she met Aki Ling Fumpei) was quite good, and maybe because of this reason, the girl actually didn't have strong material desires. But the moment she saw the magnificent banquet and smelled the rich and appetizing aroma, she couldn't suppress the urge to eat a big meal.

No...can't go in...

The only remaining sanity in her heart was setting off alarm bells.

The place in front is no longer the warm room of Four Seasons, but a devil's cave that can arouse the demon called appetite!

Yukinoshita Yukino tried hard to move her feet, wanting to retreat and escape from the devil's cave where everything seemed to be glowing.

"Yukinoshita, what are you doing?"

The Yamada Fairy sat at the table and ate a steak Wellington comfortably. She squinted her eyes in enjoyment of the delicious taste of the crispy dough and the juicy beef. She keenly noticed Yukinoshita Yukino who was still holding the doorknob at the door, so she greeted her, "Shiki made a lot of delicious food today!"

Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at her and understood.

——Oh, there’s no hope.

However, Yamada Fairy had already dropped out of school, so the physical examination had nothing to do with her. She didn't seem to care even if her weight exploded.

Now, even if I am alone, I must try my best to escape.

Before she could let go of the door handle, Shiki's voice sounded behind her.

"Hey, are you here already?"

Holding a full shopping bag of food in his hand, he greeted the girl. His face, which looked a little greasy from cooking in the kitchen early in the morning, had a kind and gentle smile on it, but in Yukino's eyes, he looked as terrifying as a perverted murderer.

Before the girl could react, Si Ji had already blocked her way as if nothing had happened, and gently pushed the girl's back: "Breakfast is almost ready, come in and eat quickly, I also made some food you like... Look, there is even such a cute cat head cake~"

"Cat, cat head..."

The voice of Shiki echoed in the girl's ears like the whisper of a devil.

But her rationality, which was stronger than that of ordinary people, made her body tense, and she still resisted walking into the room.

Si Ji seemed to be aware of the girl's vigilance, so he changed his words: "Look, I prepared grapefruit and a vegetable salad with only some salad dressing. It won't affect your physical condition at all. The dietary fiber can even improve your gastrointestinal condition. It won't cause any bad results for the physical examination. It's okay to eat some. Come on~ Come on~"

"It's alright, isn't it..."

The girl was finally defeated by his hypnotic method and slowly walked into the room, towards the table filled with gluttonous feasts. Si Ji also showed a devilish smile, slowly closed the door of the room, locked it, and stuffed the key into his chest pocket as if nothing had happened...

Chapter 202: Sunny and Cheerful Big Boy

"You will definitely get your comeuppance..."

Yukinoshita Yukino held the door frame with a grim expression and said to Shiki hatefully.

Her belly was slightly bulging, which looked like she was filled with food in some unspeakable animations. However, as a law-abiding and good young person, Shiki would naturally not do such a thing. In fact, it was simply that the girl ate too much.

"Don't worry, I've been keeping an eye on your vegetable intake," Si Ji said seriously, "I've ensured a 2:1 ratio of vegetables to meat. There's absolutely no nutritional problem."

“Is this a matter of nutrition?”

"Don't worry, although you may feel a little full, it doesn't exceed the human body's limit, and your stomach will be fine." Si Ji looked aggrieved: "It's better to say that I made a hearty breakfast for you with good intentions. It's fine if you didn't thank me, but isn't it a bit too much to be treated with such harsh words in return?"

"…Indeed, although your motives were not pure, it was my own fault that I could not resist the temptation." Xueno took a deep breath, straightened up, and said seriously: "Next time, this will never happen again!"

"Come on, Satsuki~" Shiki found a handkerchief from somewhere and waved it at Yukino in the style of the last century's girls' comics.

"Who?"

"The protagonist of the funny comic I'm reading recently."

"you!"

Yukino gritted her teeth like a kitten with its fur standing on end, but in the end she didn't continue to humiliate herself. She just looked at Shiki deeply, snorted proudly, and left with a somewhat painful but still elegant step.

After watching her leave, Shiki sent Yamada the Fairy, who had also eaten too much and could only lie on the sofa and groan, back to her room. After feeding her some hawthorn water to help her digest the food, he left Washimiya Dormitory.

But he did not go to Fengzhizaki.

The boys' physical examination is in the afternoon. Before that, the girls are having their physical examinations, so they don't need to attend classes and can only study on their own. In this case, it doesn't matter if they are a little late.

So Siji planned to use the last thing he bought today.

The Rite of the Allah Messiah.

From the outside, it was a card the size of a playing card. The image on the card was of a girl dressed as a blue magician who used water to transform into a gate, which seemed to be some kind of summoning ritual.

The effect of this card is printed below the card image: Summon a person from another world who meets the tenant requirements to come to you. The other party will be regarded as a normal monster with an attack and defense of 2000 and will no longer possess any supernatural powers.

According to Shiki's shallow and literal understanding, this thing itself is like a reverse summoning of heroes. It does not summon heroes from the earth to another world, but summons a qualified object from another world to the modern era.

Considering that the person summoned might not be cooperative and might even cause some big noise, Shiki did not plan to summon him at Washimiya Dormitory. Otherwise, he might end up imprisoning him instead of recruiting a new tenant, which would be too much.

Besides that, he had no intention of summoning under the identity of Washimiya Shiki. After all, that would be equivalent to confessing to the summoned object that 'Washimiya Shiki' possessed some special abilities - this was his true self, and he needed to be treated with caution. After all, he couldn't live his whole life with another alias' face and identity.

Therefore, it is a better choice to meet the other party with a vest face.

Shiki drove to a villa he had purchased in a relatively remote location on the outskirts of Tokyo.

"The identities of Natsume Makuryu and Fuyuo Kishikyu are not suitable for facing people from another world... Should we use Qiu Ling Fumpei? 'The ambitious capitalist who tried to control the world with the Ark Reactor secretly studied mysticism and summoned the existence of another world' seems to make sense... But isn't it a bit bad to let this pseudonym take the blame all the time?"

He thought for a moment and suddenly remembered that he still had a blank resume.

Considering that if the other party can really become his new tenant, he can also get a blank resume, so it is not a bad idea to use the one he saved before now - what could be safer than someone who has never appeared so far?

Although increasing the number of aliases will bring some pressure on my schedule, it’s only four aliases, so I should be able to handle it.

"I've spent a lot of influence points. Maybe the new vest has skills that can make it easier to earn points?" He thought optimistically in his heart.

So Si Ji put the Ceremony of the Messiah back into the inventory, and instead took out the blank resume that he had collected before and chose to activate it.

Suddenly, lines of fantastic words with a sense of fantasy appeared on the blank resume.

[Please select a road that this vest will travel. Once selected, it cannot be changed:]

[Experienced Diver Path: Choose this path and you will get Level 5 Swimming (including scuba diving) and Level 5 Wine Tasting. The special reward for this path is "Drunkard". Your alcohol tolerance will grow exponentially based on your physical fitness. You can drink flammable oolong tea without changing your expression. When you are naked, your tolerance for alcohol will increase by an additional 50%]

[Road of the Clown King: Choosing this road will allow you to obtain level 5 juggling and level 5 magic. The special reward for this road is the 'Clown Aura'. Your juggling or magic performances can gain 1 to 5 points of dexterity bonus. In certain occasions such as daytime or circuses, you are more likely to make others happy. In certain occasions such as night, the wild, or hospitals, you are more likely to be feared. Your girlfriend has a higher chance of falling in love with someone else.]

[Superstar Path: Choose this path and you will get level 5 acting skills and level 5 music. The special reward for this path is the 'Earth Cinema', where you can replay Earth's movies, TV shows and music in your dreams.]

"Why is it that drinking skills account for such a large proportion in Diver's Path?" Si Ji couldn't help but complain: "The clown's juggling and magic, as well as the almost permanent dexterity bonus are very practical, but the side effect is too great!"

Honestly speaking, if it weren't for the negative effect of the last one that could really turn a person into the Joker King, Si Ji would have most likely chosen this path.

Then according to the process of elimination, Si Ji's only option left is the final superstar path. His skills are acting skills that have a subtle overlap with commercial skills, as well as music, which he really wants. His special abilities are also pretty good, at least they can be used to kill time.

So Si Ji filled in the road column with the path to superstardom.

The illusory words on the blank resume disappeared as quickly as soap bubbles, and after a moment they were filled with new words again.

"This time his name is Haruta Masaki... These are the costume props you can get. Add to what I have left, and I understand."

The frail physique that Fuyu Kishihisa had previously set was too troublesome, so let’s not use such weird attributes this time. Since the goal is to be a superstar, it’s better to go for a more orthodox route.

"Hair color... I want to make this thing green! Just an ordinary fresh and cool short hairstyle will do, and the eye color should be gold, so that this vest can use golden eyes openly!" Si Ji thought for a moment, and added: "Since it's going for the royal way, the character setting must be this - a sunny and cheerful big boy!"