I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

Sakata Gintoki blasted open the roadblock with a cannon, and Trevor attacked the Romans around him with fireworks.

Before leaving, Trevor did not forget to boast loudly: "My Ming Dynasty is invincible!"

[The Ming army is not fully paid, but fully paid, they are invincible! 】

[Old Zhu: Are you really going to cheat me like this? ]

[Would Zhu be afraid of this? With his bad temper, he would have sent Zhu Di to fight directly.]

[Can't we invite the Romans to eat goose too (smirk)? ]

…………

Batman’s motorcycle is awesome, it has really strong firepower.

The most important thing is that he is so handsome.

If it wasn't so big, Trevor would really have thought about taking it away.

"This is the core teleportation point."

The two men rode a motorcycle into a room that looked like a toilet from the outside, but unexpectedly, it was just a vast white space inside.

"Pass detected."

"You have completed the task of collecting passes. Do you want to end the game?"

It turns out that this can pass the level.

Trevor asked Sakata Gintoki if he wanted to leave, and Sakata Gintoki said that he hadn't had enough fun yet.

The two refused to end the game and opened the teleportation interface. In addition to the traditional exhibition halls, this museum also has some unconventional exhibition halls - game exhibition hall, fairy tale exhibition hall, food exhibition hall, fighting exhibition hall, magical animal exhibition hall, science fiction exhibition hall, robot exhibition hall...

"Oh, can we go to this robot pavilion?" Sakata Gintoki said excitedly, "I can finally realize my dream of becoming a Gundam pilot!"

Trevor stopped him: "The Gundam here will definitely be restricted. How can it fly in such a small place?"

Sakata Gintoki had to give up this idea for the time being and make plans after helping Trevor gather everyone.

The two were teleported directly to the music pavilion.

As soon as they opened the door, dynamic music reached their ears. Several people were dancing to disco from the last century.

If you look closely, one of them looks like the male protagonist of "Saturday Night Fever", but he is a little too fat.

The black man next to him looks like Nick Fury's black-boiled egg, except that the egg has a retro explosive hairstyle.

[Isn't this the killer couple in Pulp Fiction? ]

[ John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson came to Saturday Night Fever from the next door studio]

[He is so fat but he can still do splits while jumping. I thought he could only do the Twist dance.]

…………

Trevor took out the communicator and contacted Chika Fujiwara, who said she was waiting for them at Elvis' place.

Elvis?!

The two men stepped on the accelerator and rode directly according to the guidance of Fujiwara Chika's flare.

"What a cool motorcycle, where did you get it?"

After the two men parked their motorcycles in front of a karaoke bar called "Forrest Gump", a black man leaning against the wall smoking looked at their motorcycles.

I've seen this black man Trevor on the Internet, Chuck Berry, a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

"Batman loaned it to us. Is Elvis in it?"

"He's performing in there." Chuck Berry stamped out his cigarette. "You're with that little girl who's trying to get his pass from Elvis."

Chuck Berry brought Trevor and Gintoki Sakata into the nightclub, and as soon as they entered, they saw "Elvis" Presley singing and dancing on the stage.

The song they sang was the famous "Hound Dog". In "Forrest Gump", Forrest Gump saw Elvis singing this song on TV and dancing the dance he learned from him.

Trevor immediately spotted Chika Fujiwara dancing to the music below.

"Mr. Cui! What do you think of my dancing?" Fujiwara Chika asked Trevor while dancing.

Trevor didn't answer, but asked, "What will it cost to get his pass?"

Sakata Gintoki narrated: "So what is the price, Gul'dan?"

"A performance that would satisfy him."

“What is the criterion, does he want to innovate, imitate or something else?”

"No, just make him feel satisfied."

Trevor took one look at Elvis, who was shaking his hips on the stage, and considered whether to shoot him.

This old guy is fooling people.

Trevor never uses moral standards to restrain himself because these standards are too vague and you just can't meet them no matter how good the other person is at talking.

Same with Elvis, who knows what kind of performance he likes? Like his son-in-law?

Trevor and Sakata Gintoki sat down first, while Trajan sneaked into the backstage.

When the song ended, Elvis walked down from the stage and sat in front of Trevor.

"I know you are here to look for a pass. No one can get a pass from us without any reason."

Trevor understood that it seemed that it might not be possible to just rob him.

"What kind of performance would you like to see?"

“Fresh and interesting.”

I get it, it's stupid enough.

But Elvis’ dance is silly enough, do we have to invite that silly Deadpool to invent a new silly dance?

Fujiwara Chika was lost in deep thought.

A cat holding a record jumped onto Fujiwara Chika's arm, and Fujiwara Chika subconsciously grabbed the record.

"Pass!" Fujiwara Chika said in surprise.

"Why did you say that?"

Trevor stood up, overturned the table and smashed it on Elvis' face, then took out a submachine gun and fired at the ceiling.

The entire karaoke hall fell into chaos in an instant.

"Stitch, get down with me!"

“Why does it feel like going back to the fifties?”

The three men rushed out in the chaos and saw Chuck Berry still there looking at their motorcycle.

"IRS! Get out of my way!"

"Damn it, do we have to pay taxes here?! How shameless!"

Chuck Berry cursed at Trevor, saying that although he evaded taxes, how many stars have no problem with their taxes?

Chapter 242: Beautiful Girl Commando Team, assemble!

[I think I saw Lilo and Stitch just now]

[Lillo loves Elvis, and she is no exception when she appears here with Stitch]

[I don’t have any feelings for Elvis, but I like Stitch]

【Tooki ba wa ba！】

…………

Trevor hadn't noticed that Stitch was in there, and now it was impossible for him to go back and see.

"Did we smash up Elvis's karaoke bar?" Chika Fujiwara asked, grabbing Trevor's clothes from behind the motorcycle.

"You'll get used to it." Trevor replied nonchalantly.

Again no one was hurt, except that Elvis' face seemed to be hit by a table.

"You have to get used to this kind of situation where you can fight at any time."

Fujiwara Chika felt that she might not be able to get used to it, and she didn't know how Shinomiya Kaguya would get used to it.

When Fujiwara Chika also entered the museum's teleportation center with the pass, she was surprised and asked, "If getting the pass is considered completing the mission, then what is the mission of finding Gandalf?"

"Special missions are for those who want adventure."

Fujiwara Chika wants to take an adventure.

But Trevor's eyes made her realize the reality: a rookie had no right to take risks.

Once you leave the road and signs, you don’t know which way to go. Once you enter the forest, you can’t get out. What’s the point of taking risks?

After being teleported to the movie pavilion, Trevor and the other two arrived at the gathering place of the Jedi Knights under the leadership of Jedi Knight "Nick Fury".

Just looking at that face, it was hard for Trevor to hold back from saying "Fuck you".

Sakata Gintoki asked him if he had a lightsaber, but Hei Braised Egg did not answer him.

Trevor said: "His lightsaber must have been on the set of Captain America: Civil War, where he used it to cut through the sewers and escape the Winter Soldier."

“I heard that Captain America 4 was screened internally, but the response was not very good.”

"You should wait for my good brother's Deadpool 3 to be released. You can also help promote it. When you see him next time, tell him my name."

When Deadpool meets Sakata Gintoki, there will definitely be some weird and wonderful stories coming out between the two of them.

When they came before Master Yoda, they found that Kaguya Shinomiya was also here. She said that she had already obtained the pass and the process was surprisingly simple.

She found the science bosses who had passes in the science and technology pavilion and showed them her phase bracelets.

Easily.

Trevor felt that his task was the most difficult, as he first faced primitive survival and then had to engage in group fights.

None of them are simple.

After everyone met, several people first agreed on whether to leave or stay.

It was passed unanimously, and Sakata Gintoki was also involved.

Trevor introduced Sakata Gintoki: "This natural curl is a very strong fighter. Xiang Yu called him a warrior when he saw him."

Fujiwara Chika shouted, "Is that the Xiang Yu who lifted the tripod?"

"Yes, that guy really used the little tripod as a weapon and threw it at people."

The three girls' eyes widened.

"Then have you met Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu?" asked Fujiwara Chika.

"The Three Kingdoms" is very popular in Japan, and the immortal Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu are naturally familiar figures to everyone.

"Don't even mention Zhuge Liang. I even met Jiang Ziya. The military master Han Xin said that I was someone who could accomplish great things and wanted to teach me the art of war." Trevor took out Han Xin's art of war and shook it in his hand. "He also said that I was as brave as Xiang Yu and that as long as I learned his art of war, I could unify the world."

Shinomiya Kaguya kind of wants to read this book.

Sakata Gintoki also said what Trevor didn't say: "Han Xin also said that you are as shameless as Liu Bang. As soon as this person saw Jiang Ziya, he rushed over and knelt down."

Words are not enough, so Sakata Gintoki took out his mobile phone and started playing Trevor's dark history in high definition.

Trevor's smooth kneeling posture shocked the three girls, especially Mai Sakurajima. How could Trevor kneel down to others?

Shinomiya Kaguya thought that if her father dared to make Trevor kneel down, Trevor would dare to help her inherit the Shinomiya family in advance.

Trevor gnashed his teeth and said, "This doesn't count as kneeling... How can kneeling to the sage count as kneeling? This is Jiang Ziya... If you have the guts, don't read the books they wrote..."

The air was filled with a cheerful atmosphere, and the barrage named this scene "Cui Yiji".

…………

The Jedi Knights found no trace of Gandalf in the movie exhibition area.

Trevor said to the commentators: "The most nervous people right now are the crews and companies of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit movies, because your movies are not even in the movie exhibition area."

[I understand. Let’s go buy the stocks now! ]

[Peter Jackson's heart almost stopped]