Youth life starting from the blue sea

"Calm down, Yamamoto."

Suddenly, Kitahara Iori, who had touched Yamamoto at some point, raised his hand and pressed his shoulder, and spoke in an unusually calm voice.

"Haven't you ever thought that as long as you can find a solution to this problem, you can say goodbye to your innocence?"

It was not known whether they were shocked by Kitahara Iori's handsome look like a blind monk with his eyes open, or simply realized the value of the other party's words, but everyone present showed shocked expressions.

Look at Yamamoto again——

Damn, this scumbag’s expression really deserves a beating!

"Don't mention it. Although it's not as good as it was in my senior year of high school, I can still get excited now."

Nishiki Chinatsu supported her head with one hand, and a beautiful figure with long hair tied up seemed to emerge in her ruby-like eyes.

"Then I'll leave it to you, Speaker Jinmu, and everyone else!"

As this was something as important as getting rid of innocence, Yamamoto couldn't help but sincerely ask for help from those scumbags.

Upon hearing this, Nishiki Chinatsu didn't waste any time and directly pulled out a whiteboard and started writing on it with a black marker.

【Solution：

1. Use money to attack

2. Picking up corpses in nightclubs

"If you just want to get rid of your innocence, these two methods are the simplest and most practical."

Nishiki Chinatsu looked at the two options she had written down and said thoughtfully.

Suddenly, he seemed to realize something, and looked back at Yamamoto with a strange expression, wondering: "No, not to mention O-girlfriend, don't you even have the money to find a girl?"

"Can you please die? Do you think I'm the kind of person who doesn't keep myself clean?" Yamamoto said with a dark face and cursed.

However——⑦

The scumbags all cast their eyes on Yamamoto and nodded in unison: "Like."

Yamamoto: "......(Izu swear word)" 6

"How do you think about this?"

Kitahara Iori said, took the marker from Nishiki Chinatsu and added two more lines to the whiteboard.

【3. Forced sex⑷

4. X-coercion

"Asshole, isn't there a plan to [make a girlfriend]?" Yamamoto asked madly.

As soon as the voice fell, everyone looked at Yamamoto at the same time, then Nishiki Chinatsu and Kitahara Iori exchanged glances, and finally looked at the whiteboard.

"If you want to make a girlfriend."

"We have to connect 3 and 4, force the other party to take advantage of us, and then use this to threaten the other party?"

"Or maybe connect 234 together. After all, the 'corpse' we picked up might wake up halfway." Q

"Can you guys be normal?" Yamamoto felt like he was about to cry because of these two scumbags.

"Normal?"

The two of them glared at Yamamoto in dissatisfaction, their eyes clearly revealed the meaning of "Are you a nuisance?"

"I do have a normal method." Imamura Kohei spoke thoughtfully at this time.

"Imamura!"

Yamamoto looked at Imamura Kohei with anticipation and excitement as he wrote on the whiteboard:

[5. Using drugs or hypnosis to make a girlfriend]

"Is this what you call normal?"

"Calm down Yamamoto, don't be impulsive!"

"Speaking of Nishiki, Kitahara, and Imamura..." While Fujiwara was controlling the frantic Yamamoto, Mitarai looked at the three musketeers in front of the whiteboard with a worried look, "Isn't it a bit inappropriate to list crime as a possible method?"

"Yeah, this is a bit too unethical." Nojima also echoed.

"You're worrying too much. How can Yamamoto go against something that doesn't exist?" Kitahara Iori shook his head slightly and reminded.

"Uh..." The two people who asked the question looked at each other in surprise.

Seems like, right?

"Another thing is that the first method is the most feasible. If we exclude these options, the issue raised by Kohei is simply unsolvable." Nishiki Chinatsu sighed.

There was another moment of silence, and then everyone started to move together.

There is no way, this is indeed an unsolvable problem.

"Everyone, that's not necessarily the case!" Imamura Kohei spoke again to attract everyone's attention.

He raised his chin slightly, his eyes twinkling, "If your tire bursts when you ride your bike to school, do you just not go to school that day?"

"Kohei, what do you mean?"

"Can't we drive there?" Imamura Kohei asked with a curl of his lips.

After all, they were close friends who often drank together, so Nishiki Chinatsu and Kitahara Iori immediately understood what Imamura Kohei meant and smiled with understanding.

"I see. This means that—"

"The one who is used to make Yamamoto lose his innocence doesn't necessarily have to be of the opposite sex, right?"

"Iori, get out of here. I mean it doesn't have to be human."

"It's you who should get out, Jinmu. You're even worse than Kitahara!" Yamamoto shouted in a defensive manner.

"So, you mean same-sex is fine, then you might have to ask Iori to help you." Nishiki Chinatsu's expression suddenly became serious.

If it's the same sex, he really can't help. Oh, no, not necessarily. What if one of the black-clad guys in the family likes this?

"Chinatsu, do you want to start a war between us?" Kitahara Iori glanced at Nishiki Chinatsu with extremely sharp eyes.

"Ah, if it's not human, I have a suggestion that should be pretty good." Nojima pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose and a confident smile appeared on his face.

"Why don't you give me some advice about humans?"

"What do you think of the gorilla?" Nojima ignored someone's wishes and said to everyone, "We are science students. We should all know what reading error is."

"Of course, isn't it the error that occurs when reading the measured value below the minimum display value using a measuring instrument with an analog display instrument?" said Mitarai.

"Yes, and from what I understand the difference between gorillas and humans is only about 1%, so turning off the lights shouldn't make a big difference."

As Nojima spoke, an image of him lying naked in the arms of a male gorilla appeared behind him.

"So why does it have to be a male gorilla? There has to be a limit to how much trouble you can cause!" Veins popped up on Yamamoto's face.

Sure enough, he was an idiot for believing that these scumbags could be reliable occasionally.

Perhaps it was Nojima's proposal that completely opened up everyone's minds. Everyone ignored Yamamoto's shouting and began a heated discussion.

"According to this thinking, goats are obviously more cost-effective. Goats were used to represent sailors during the Age of Discovery. This is also the reason why succubi in film and television works generally have goat horns."

"Since we are considering cost-effectiveness, we are on the coast, so why not go to the sea to look for the magical dolphins?"

"Chinatsu, you're not done with the dolphin, are you?"

"Isn't it you, Iori?"

"After all, is it really necessary to say goodbye to innocence?"

"That's true. Don't forget that the main purpose of deep cooperation with the opposite sex is to leave offspring."

"According to this line of thought, we need to verify whether Yamamoto is still necessary to humans."

243. About Kitahara Iori's two-timing affair

Not surprisingly, when the scums discussed whether Yamamoto still had a need to exist in the world as a human being, they were met with a fierce counterattack from the latter that hit the vital points.

He pointed at everyone and asked angrily, "If that's the case, then you all have experience?"

As soon as the words fell, the scumbags gathered in a circle fell into silence again, and then turned their eyes to Nishiki Chinatsu.

Chinatsu Nishiki: smile.jpg

Yamamoto: "...not counting the non-human Nishiki."

Chinatsu Nishiki: Nuclear humor version of smile.jpg

Kitahara Iori and the others looked at each other, chuckled or smiled heartily, and walked back to the long table.

"OK, let's skip this topic and move on to the next one."

"Imamura, go draw a new topic."

"no problem."

"Oh, I'm different from you."

"......⑨⊥#④⑧②④③③０⑤中'■转群："

Except for Imamura Kohei and Nishiki Chinatsu, the other scumbags all stopped involuntarily when they heard some strange remarks mixed into their conversations, and looked at the owner of the voice with distorted faces.

"What are you talking about, scumbag? Are you looking for death?"

"By the way, didn't you and that woman have a falling out?"

"But as for whether I have a partner or not, I have already left you behind."

Mitarai laughed triumphantly, and the scene of his childhood sweetheart saying "interrupt and smash, which one do you want to choose" with the cutest smile appeared in his mind.

Oh, his girlfriend is really more than just cute~

"Eh? It's almost summer vacation, haven't you taken the next step with Ohashi?" The curious and surprised voice of a certain son-in-law of the fourth palace came from the side.

Click~

The familiar crisp sound, the familiar petrified statue.

When they saw Mitarai being humiliated, Yamada and others, who had just been gritting their teeth in anger, suddenly burst into laughter.

"Tsk, there's nothing I can do. After all, after something like that happened, Ohashi-san will definitely not hand himself over to a scumbag so easily again."

"It's better to say that the fact that they are still together is an urban legend comparable to the Loch Ness Monster."

"So Nishiki, you might as well have accepted Ohashi-san in the first place. You're already the fleet commander anyway."

"No, no, no, I have absolutely no interest in NTr."

"You bunch of bitches, who do you think is to blame for this?"

After being ridiculed and having his wounds forcibly torn, Mitarai finally couldn't help but roar at everyone.

If it weren't for those bastards, he and his Rie would have been happily married long ago!

"Although, Mitarai, it seems that you have already pushed Ohashi-san to me at the beginning." Nishiki Chinatsu looked at Mitarai who had broken down her defenses and said with a puzzled expression.

Yes, that look was saying without any disguise, you, a scumbag who pushed your girlfriend into someone else's arms, and you still have the nerve to blame us?

Mitarai: “…”

"Hey, I think you guys need to come over and take a look at this."

At this moment, Imamura Kohei's voice, neither sad nor happy, came from the other side of the long table.

"What's wrong Imamura?"

Everyone came over in confusion and found three pieces of paper neatly placed on the table in front of Imamura Kohei.

The leftmost one is a sketch: a girl in work uniform is sitting on a chair with her legs crossed like a queen, and a young man is kneeling on the ground, holding a slipper in one hand and the girl's black silk ankle in the other, licking the girl's jade soles with his tongue;

The middle one is also a painting, but it is a color picture: in a movie theater, a cute short-haired girl wearing a pure white dress and white knee-high socks is blushing and looking sideways at a young man, giving people a strong sense of déjà vu that she only has eyes for the figure of the young man next to her;

On the far right is a proposal for the topic of this discussion: the social issue of Kitahara Iori having an impure relationship with a co-worker of the opposite sex and dating another innocent girl - the questioner is Nishiki Chinatsu.

Kitahara Iori: Σ( °△°|||)︴jiu

Scumbags: “…”⑷

"Oh my, is it my proposal?" Kinki Chinatsu seemed to not understand the atmosphere and took the rightmost piece of paper in her hand in surprise, "How about this?"

"Chixia, you better go die right now!"④

Kitahara Iori was about to pounce on Nishiki Chinatsu, but was pinned down by Fujiwara and Yamamoto just as he was in mid-air.