Youth life starting from the blue sea

"Of course, the water of life is also water." Nishiki Chinatsu forced a smile.

"I mean this is just regular mineral water, it doesn't taste like alcohol at all."

So in this case, how do you smell that there is no smell of alcohol in it? Is this scientific?

Nishiki Chinatsu tried hard to keep a straight expression, but she was complaining madly in her heart.

"How could that be, Senior? This is the real 96-degree water of life."

"...I see. Since it's the water of life, it's okay for you to exchange it for this one."

The senior stared at Chinatsu Nishiki for a few seconds, then his tone suddenly softened, and he took out a bottle of water of life while speaking.

Nishiki Chinatsu: “…”

"Don't you want to change it, kid, or is the water of life in your hand fake?"

Seeing that Nishiki Chinatsu remained silent, the senior who had already transformed into a joshi once again evolved into a giant mode and spoke in a very evil voice.

"No, I'll change."

Nishiki Chinatsu lowered her head dejectedly, then stretched out her empty hand to take the water of life.

I just can't understand it. He clearly didn't reveal any flaws, so how did this bastard find out?

"Give up, brother. It's not that we are not smart, but that the enemy is too cunning."

"You're right. When it comes to drinking, they've gone beyond what science can explain."

The duo of idiots raised their hands and placed them on Nishiki Chinatsu's shoulders, one on each side, then both sighed and spoke to comfort her.

Both of them felt a little regretful and ashamed at this moment, because they had just misunderstood that their good brother Qianxia had betrayed them!

I hope this misunderstanding will not cause unnecessary cracks in their sincere friendship.

"Hey Kouhei, Iori, don't think you two can get away with this!"

The ghostly voices of the senior with glasses and the senior with afro, like those from hell, sounded again from behind them, causing the duo of idiots to shudder.

There was no other way. Under the extreme pressure from the beastly seniors, the Idiot Duo could only go looking for wine to join the gang.

What they finally found was a jar of 60-proof Awamori.

"Senior, is this okay?"

"Please, please let us go at least."

The two of them asked pitifully with ingratiating smiles on their faces.

"alright."

"Just barely enough to get you through."

The senior with glasses and the guy with afro hair frowned and nodded, their expressions clearly showing that they were not very happy with the choice of the idiot duo.

However, Kitahara Iori and the others didn't care about it. As long as they could lower the alcohol content in the tank, they would be satisfied.

Even if it's just a drop in the bucket of peace of mind...

"Senior, can I add two extra bottles?"

Nishiki Chinatsu pointed at the large vat and asked Tokita Shinji and Shou Ryujiro with a very calm expression.

"Oh, of course."

“After all, there are so many people.”

Tokita Shinji and the other man opened their eyes wide and nodded.

As expected, although the three junior classmates are all very cute, among them, Chinatsu is the one that can get along best.

But they were relieved, and the stupid duo couldn't bear it.

"Chinatsu you big idiot, do you know what you are doing?"

"Asshole, is now the time to curry favor with these beasts?"

They are now racking their brains to find a way to lower the alcohol content in the vat, but Nishiki Chinatsu is planning to pour three bottles of Awamori into it. Then, wouldn't it be the same as not adding any 60-proof Awamori?

"We are brothers, Iori and Kohei. Of course we should be united at a time like this, right?" Nishiki Chinatsu bared her teeth and showed a sinister smile.

Of course he knew that the Idiot Duo wanted to lower the alcohol content in the jar, but when he was forced to take the real water of life handed over by his senior, and then the Idiot Duo found a jar of Awamori, he completely forgot about lowering the alcohol content.

After all, he's going to die anyway, so he's got to make himself feel better!

"Sharing happiness and hardships together, that's what true friends are!"

"What the hell!"

"We can share the good fortune, but you should shoulder the difficulties by yourself, you bastard!"

Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei openly revealed their fake brotherhood with Nishiki Chinatsu.

Of course, it would be more accurate to say that the relationship between the three of them is just fake.

"Hey, hey, you three freshmen, stop wasting time and pour the drinks!"

"By the way, remember to say the opening remarks before pouring the wine."

Seeing that the three were about to start fighting again, the seniors urged them impatiently.

"Uh, okay."

"understood."

"Woo..."

Nishiki Chinatsu and Kitahara Iori looked at each other, and then they both noticed the helplessness in each other's eyes.

This disaster cannot be avoided after all.

"What should I do? What should I do? Lala, save me!"

Just as Nishiki Chinatsu and Kitahara Iori were preparing to face their bleak lives, a murmuring voice suddenly came from the side.

The two turned around and saw that the person making the noise was Kohei Imamura, who had hidden himself in a corner at some point.

"Kohei, what's wrong with you?" Kitahara Iori asked.

As soon as he finished speaking, Imamura Kohei, who was shaking all over, suddenly froze, and then turned back with a panicked look.

“I can’t think of an opening line!”

Nishiki Chinatsu and the others: "..."

"Ah, I forgot you are a socially anxious person who competes in competitions." Kitahara Iori held his forehead with his hand.

"There's nothing we can do about it. That's how otakus are. They're always talking nonsense online, but they instantly become socially anxious and trembling with fear offline. Please understand." Nishiki Chinatsu sighed.

"How about we introduce ourselves again?" Kitahara Iori suggested after a moment's thought. "Think about it, we didn't introduce ourselves properly when we joined the club."

"Yes! Then introduce yourself!" Imamura Kohei's eyes lit up instantly.

If it was just about introducing yourself, the problem would be much simpler.

then--

"… (the beginning is omitted)"

"… (omitted)"

Kitahara Iori: "From now on, I will be able to say it——"

Imamura Kohei: "Kohei-san, marry me?!"

Kitahara Iori: "And work harder."

Chinatsu Nishiki: "I hope the wedding will go smoothly and peacefully."

Kitahara Iori: “…”

"You guys are really messing around, you're doing it on purpose!"

Kitahara Iori attacked from both sides, delivering a heavy punch to the face of Nishiki Chinatsu and Imamura Kohei.

It was supposed to be a self-introduction, but these two bastards turned it into a passionate confession. It's really unbearable.

"What the hell are you doing?" Nishiki Chinatsu asked back, cursing.

I'm so fucking angry!

Doesn't this idiot really know how important it is to him that the wedding goes smoothly and safely?

122. On how to spill wine naturally

Although there were misunderstandings, the close friendship between the idiot duo was witnessed and recognized by everyone present.

For the same reason, Nishiki Chinatsu finally decided to forgive Kitahara Iori this time.

He was holding a wine glass, and said with a teasing smile: "Would you like to drink a cup of wine?"

"Xine, you're such a bitch."

"I'll kill you, bastard."

The idiot duo immediately glanced over with murderous eyes.

"You don't have time to joke around, why don't you think about fixing the problem of the bar you have."

As soon as she finished speaking, the smile on Nishiki Chinatsu's face disappeared instantly, and her pair of brown-red eyes soon fell into shadows.

solve?

How to deal with it?

Judging from the wine in their hands, with Chinatsu Nishiki's academic ability, the surface tension has probably reached its limit.

In this state, Nishiki Chinatsu felt that if there was one more drop, the surface tension would explode.

"Let's all use our brains to think about it. At least we have to reduce the amount inside, otherwise we will all die." Kitahara Iori said in a very serious voice.

"Indeed, but don't do it too blatantly, or these beasts will go crazy."

Imamura Kohei cautiously glanced back at the animals that were already in a frenzy, and spoke in a slightly lowered voice.

"How about we just beat up Iori? It's normal to make mistakes in a fight." Nishiki Chinatsu suggested seriously.

"Real fight or fake fight?" Imamura Kohei's eyes lit up and he began to think about the feasibility of this matter.

Well, it’s very feasible.

"Wait, why are you hitting me?" Kitahara Iori was stunned for a moment, then asked angrily.

"Oh, Iori, this is for our lives and property, please bear with it for a while." Nishiki Chinatsu advised with a serious face.

"So you just hit me for real? Why didn't we hit you?"

"Well..." Nishiki Chinatsu turned her head slightly and then said to Imamura Kohei, "Kohei, do you know that Iori once wanted to burn your autograph of Mizuki Natsuya!"

"Chinatsu!?"

"Iori, you heretic, come to me, Sine!"

Imamura Kohei's face turned red instantly, and he was about to charge towards Kitahara Iori with great momentum.

Then, something unexpected happened.

"Didn't I tell you not to fight?"

Senior with eyes controlled Kohei Imamura from behind.

"But senior, this guy actually wanted to burn my Mizuki Natsuya's autograph!" Imamura Kohei pointed at Kitahara Iori and yelled.

"I didn't, it was Chinatsu who was deliberately trying to sow discord, you idiot!" Kitahara Iori immediately retorted.

"Even if he is trying to sow discord, don't you really have any ideas? Cang"

"Fuck!" Kitahara Iori felt his blood pressure suddenly soar, "Chinatsu you..."

The voice stopped abruptly because Kitahara Iori found that Nishiki Chinatsu actually turned her head to the side silently.

Kitahara Iori: “!”

"In short, fighting is not allowed. If you have a dispute, follow our [Pab] rules." The afro senior who had touched behind Kitahara Iori at some point was also startled.

What are the rules of Pab?