"As for me..." Erya's face showed a serious expression, "I can only fall in love with two-dimensional characters."
"Ah?"
Chapter 11: Love of the Second Dimension (Part )
"As for me... I can only fall in love with two-dimensional characters."
"No way……"
These simple words caused Kotori to collapse directly into the command chair in the Ratatosk underground command room, wailing in despair while covering her forehead.
"The so-called second dimension should be the characters in ACGN (animation, comics, games, novels), right?"
“That’s right…”
All the crew members in the command room had cold sweat on their foreheads. After all, what Erya said just now did not sound like a joke. And there were quite a few such people. After all, there was a living example in the entire command room.
Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but look at Nakatsugawa, who was known as the "Dimension Traveler", the man who had more than a hundred two-dimensional wives.
After all, ACGN characters are created to please the market, and in a sense, they are all handsome men and beautiful women. If you are addicted to the two-dimensional world for a long time, you will naturally raise the threshold. If you contact people in the three-dimensional world, you may feel a big gap.
"So what should I do..." Shiori's forehead was covered with cold sweat. There was no way she could turn herself into a two-dimensional character to make Niya like her.
After thinking for a while, Kotori said, "Niya mentioned which character she liked before, right?"
"Yeah. Nia seems to like Toki Yoru from "Chrono Tale". It seems that this character is very popular. Even Shinrei-kun likes it."
"Oh... so Niya will fall in love with this character? Then let me become this character!"
"Hey hey hey!" Hearing the voice coming from Qin in the headphones, Shiori suddenly wondered if he had heard it wrong - his own sister actually wanted a girl like him to dress up as a boy to attract Niya?
"What? Even if Manrei-nii is dressed as a girl, he can still charm all the boys. I'm sure my sister can do the same.
"I can't do that!"
"Sister, you have no right to refuse. The COS costume and breast wrap are ready. If your breasts were smaller, you wouldn't have to endure the pain of being ravaged by the breast wrap." Listening to Kotori's words in the headphones, Shiori's mind already emerged with the sly smile on the little commander's lips.
I thought Kotori would be more gentle to her sister, but it turned out that Shiori was just overthinking. And Kotori emphasized the chest wrap so much that Shiori had to wonder if Kotori's idea of letting Shiori join the so-called "Flat Chest Alliance" had never stopped.
--split line--
"Wow, this Kotetsu COS costume is so authentic!"
Shinren, who was relaxing nearby, came to the COS shop. Although he also knew that Niya only loved the two-dimensional world, he was not as panicked as Shiori. After all, sealing the elves was Shiori's job, not Shinren's.
Manren only needs to do her job of protecting Shiori and helping Niya move things. Since Niya is so kind and harmless, it should be okay for Manren to put the headphones in her pocket and go do nothing aside.
However, just as he was thinking this, Zhenlian noticed a COSER COSting as Toki Ye walking towards the hamburger shop where he had had lunch before outside the window.
"Wow, this COS is so authentic... huh?" When Manren was marveling at the high degree of restoration of the "Toki Yoru", she was surprised to find that the COSER was actually Shiori!
"Niya can only fall in love with two-dimensional characters", "Niya is Tokiya's single push person", "Shiori has a mission to capture Niya", combining these three pieces of information together, Manren suddenly had a very terrifying guess!
Could it be that Shiori wants to use Tokiyoshi's COS to win over Nia?! Shinren, who is a fan of "Chronobi Kiss" like Nia, understands that Tokiyoshi's character is a man who only loves his deceased sister Hibari, and it is absolutely impossible for him to fall in love with other women!
This kind of serious OOC performance is undoubtedly a blasphemy to this character in Niya's eyes! Forget about increasing the favorability, just giving Shiori a girlfriend's palm is considered an ideal situation!
Now Shiori, who is COSing as Toki Yoru, is already sitting in front of Niya. Even if Manren goes over to pull Shiori away, Niya will still become suspicious. Afterwards, when Niya uses her omniscient angel to check, it will still be a failure.
The anxious Zhenlian's eyes immediately fell on Ryugo's COS suit beside her.
--split line--
"Hmm... where are Lianbao and Xiaozhizhi?" Erya held the straw he used to drink cola in his mouth and stared blankly at the flow of people in the hamburger shop. Now that the burgers and fries were almost finished, Shizhi left the table temporarily under the pretext of counseling Zhenlian, and Erya felt a little lonely when he was alone.
"Xiao Zhizhi and Lianbao wouldn't be making out in the bathroom, right?" Erya's magical brain circuit suddenly popped up such an idea. If this was really the case, she would need to use the obituary to look at the specific details.
However, she rejected this outrageous idea. After all, she had just told Shiori a "blockbuster bombshell". She was afraid that Shiori and Manren were in a meeting with Ratatosk's think tank.
"I feel a little sorry for Shiori." Niya, who already knew the conditions of the seal, was very clear that she was an "elf that could not be sealed", but she still gave her false hope. Even this trip to Akihabara was a happy one for herself, and Shiori was always very patient with her. Instead, did she ignore Shiori's true feelings?
A date should be a happy activity for both parties, but today it feels a bit like a young lady taking her maid and laborer out. Erya tapped his head and said, "Although I don't like people from the three-dimensional world, let's make Xiao Zhizhi and Lianbao happy! Next, let's ask them where they want to go."
Just then, Nia felt movement behind her, thinking that it must be Shiori and Shinrei coming back.
"Oh, you two are back. Where do you want to go, Xiao Zhizhi and Lianbao..."
However, after Nia turned his head, he was stunned - the person who came was neither Shiori nor Zhenlian, but a "man" wearing a tattered cloak, with bandages on his forehead and arms, a blade on his waist, and looking like a wilderness traveler.
Erya could recognize this outfit even with his eyes closed.
"Zhu... Zhu Luye?" Erya stared at the "man" in front of her in amazement. Yes, this man was none other than Erya's singled-out character, Zhu Luye, the leading male role in "A Tale of Time and Space"!
Although Shiori looked very calm standing in front of Niya, her heart was actually beating out of her chest. And she had to admit that the bra wrap that compressed her plump breasts to a man's size was really uncomfortable for her.
However, Niya was so excited not only because of the superb makeup technology and high-quality COS props prepared by Ratatosk, but also because this was the edge of Akihabara, and there were not as many COSERS as in the previous shopping places. Even the customers in the store looked at Shiori, and it must be said that Shiori did not like the feeling of being stared at by others when wearing strange clothes.
Of course, Shiori couldn't remain silent forever, so she sat in front of Niya and said in a low voice, "Excuse me, woman."
[What am I saying? This is so embarrassing!]
A special voice changing device was installed in Shiori's throat, which modified Shiori's voice into the voice of Toki Yoru in "The Tale of Time and Space".
"Zhu...Zhu Luye, how could you?" Erya's eyes widened after seeing the face of "Zhu Luye" in front of him, "Xiao Zhizhi?"
[I’ve been discovered——! ]
"I don't understand what you're saying." Although he was recognized, Shiori still tried to get into the role and imitated Zhu Luye's voice.
Niya looked at Shiori, her breathing almost stopped, and her cheeks flushed slightly.
[Ohhh! All of Niya's stats are rising in all aspects! ]
Suddenly, Kotori's excited voice came from Shiori's earphones. Hearing that it worked, Shiori breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh, oh, oh..." Niya looked Shiori up and down, "You're amazing... I've seen many COSERS who COS as Toki Yoru, but in terms of quality, Shiori, you're the best. By the way, Shiori, how do you make a man's voice? Is there a mechanism?"
After saying this, Niya was about to reach out to check the quality of Shiori's COS costume, but Shiori still slapped Niya's hand away in accordance with his character: "What are you doing, woman?"
[The favorability has reached the level where it can be sealed! Seal her in one go, sister! ]
Another meaning of Kotori's words is that she can now seal Nia with a kiss, but now it's in public. However, thinking that Nia will never like three-dimensional characters, Shiori decided not to give up this hard-won opportunity.
Just as Shizhi stood up, someone grabbed Shizhi's shoulders. Before Shizhi could react, he turned around passively and faced that person.
"Ah?"
The person who came was a man with long white hair, a black suit with strange golden patterns, and two swords hanging from his waist. Shiori was shocked when she couldn't recognize who the person was at first, but she soon recognized that the person was Zhenlian wearing an OCS uniform.
"real……"
"Ye, what are you doing?" However, before Shizhi could call out his name, Zhenlian interrupted her.
"Wow, it's Ryugo-sama!" Upon recognizing the character that Shiori was hugging, the second member of the Ryugo party screamed excitedly on the spot.
"Ye, I will never allow you to look at other people, no matter whether they are men or women." After saying that, Zhenlian's lips pressed against Shizhi's lips!
[Oooooooh!]
Manren's action of kissing Shiori on the spot stunned everyone in the Ratatosk underground command room.
"Ahh! Ryugo and Tokiwa are kissing!" Erya, who has the dual identities of a fujoshi and a Ryugoku party member, screamed as loudly as a monitor scratching a blackboard with his fingernails.
Shiori, who was suddenly kissed, sat back with a red face, and touched his lips in a daze. And Zhenlian wiped her mouth as if to say "thank you for the hospitality" and said to Niya: "Woman, please remember. The night is mine!"
"The Longlu Party is very satisfied~" Two streams of blood flowed from Erya's nostrils, and she collapsed directly on the chair.
"Eiya!" X2
Seeing Erya fainted, the two immediately went forward to check on her condition. However, Erya had a silly smile on her face and a happy expression, and she didn't look like a sick person at all.
[I… I was so excited that I fainted…] X2
Chapter 12: Niya Attacks the City!
[So, please explain to me, Brother Zhenlian, why did you mess things up at the critical moment? Don't tell me it's because you suddenly miss your sister.]
After settling down Niya who fainted due to excessive excitement, Shinrei heard Kotori's oppressive voice through his headphones. Shinrei had every reason to believe that if he couldn't give a convincing reason, then when he returned he would see Kotori with a black hairband online again.
"If I hadn't stopped her, I'm afraid your sister would have angered Erya, right?"
Although the kiss just now was more or less motivated by the selfish desire to avenge the violent kiss that the Rage Shiori had forced on her in public, Shinren's main goal was still to prevent the situation from escalating.
"Why do you say that?" Shiori's face was still flushed, and he probably hadn't fully recovered from the kiss that Manren had just given him.
"It's very simple. Tokiye's character is that he only loves his deceased lover, his sister Hibari. With his character, it is absolutely impossible for him to fall in love with other characters. And you have seen it before, right? Niya really likes the CP of Tokiye x Ryugo. It's seriously OOC and has ulterior motives. No one can accept it, right? Not to mention Niya is Tokiye's sole supporter."
After that, Zhen Lian couldn't help but complain: "Isn't there a 20-year-old otaku among your crew? Why don't you understand these things?"
After hearing what Zhenlian said, Kotori looked at Nakatsugawa with a slightly scary look: "Nakatsugawa, can you explain it?"
Two streaks of sweat appeared on Nakatsugawa's forehead. "I'm so sorry, Commander! All I've watched in the past twenty years are cute anime about beautiful girls. I fast-forwarded through anime like Chrono Tale, which is almost entirely about men. The general plot is okay, but the details between the characters are..."
Kotori sighed helplessly. She had roughly understood what Shinrei meant. Shiori's behavior just now was almost a blasphemy against Niya's favorite character. If Shinrei hadn't taken action, let alone sealing it, it would have been a blessing that Niya didn't get angry.
"And the favorability that increased in Niya before was considered to be due to Tokiwa Ye, right? Even if it was successfully sealed just now, it would probably be completely reversed soon after Shiori took off his COS costume." Manren leaned against the bench and said while poking Niya's face.
[In this case, I still have a solution. ]
"Countermeasures?" Faced with the brilliant plans of the crouching dragons and phoenixes in the Ratatosk underground command room, Shizhi already felt a little fear reflexively, "Will it fail again?"
[Not this time! Erya likes Toki Ye, and will have a high degree of favorability towards the COSER who highly reproduces Toki Ye. Then we just need to make Erya like another character, and this character can be played by the sister all the time! 】
After hearing what Kotori said, Shinrei directly copied the famous scene of a famous CV who was exposed to have an affair for ten years: "You guys should stop associating the characters with the prototypes!"
Seeing that Erya won’t be able to wake up for a while, today’s trip to Akihabara may have to come to an end.
After getting off the car, Kotori was called away by Shiori in the name of a meeting, and the task of sending Nia home naturally fell on Shinren, who was a pack animal.
On the streets of Tiangong City, looking at the setting sun, Zhenlian was walking on the streets of Tiangong City carrying Erya, a heavy backpack, and a suitcase tied together with a small trailer.
"Zhu Luye... and Ryugo... hehehe..."
Even after fainting, Erya was still talking in his sleep on Zhenlian's shoulder. Zhenlian was a little amused: "You are such a die-hard fan. You are still fantasizing about it in your dreams."
Although Erya is a serious otaku who claims that she only falls in love with 2D characters, she is not as gloomy and autistic as the stereotype of otaku. On the contrary, she is very enthusiastic and talkative in socializing. If she can change her habit of always telling dirty jokes, Erya is also a very cute girl.
"Rei-bo... and Shi-dao... hehehe..."
"Which man are you comparing me to? Who is Shidou? The male version of Shiori!?"
For a moment, the boy had the urge to throw the girl into the trash can.
Fortunately, Erya's apartment was not far from the station, and Zhenlian quickly sent Erya home. Before entering the apartment building, the security guard of the apartment building looked at Zhenlian with an expression that said "Why are you here again?"
Arriving at Erya's door, Zhenlian said to Erya on her shoulder: "Erya, wake up! You've been awake for a long time, right? The delivery service is over!"
After all, it is impossible for a person to faint for so long just because of excessive excitement. When they were at the station, Zhenlian suspected that Erya was planning to let Zhenlian, the porter, carry both the person and the goods back. Now that Zhenlian has sent her home, she has done her best.
"..."
Seeing that Erya was still pretending to sleep, Zhenlian noticed the room card that Erya had put in his back pocket, and Zhenlian immediately fell into deep thought - at this moment, it was just like that moment.
"Eiya's attacking ass!" Zhenlian slams Erya's ass directly into the scanning area of the door!
乚“Aiya——!”
Erya's screams and the sound of the door unlocking rang out at the same time. Erya touched her aching buttocks and said with a sad face: "Lianbao, can't you be a little gentler? I clearly put the room card there quietly."
"There's no need to be polite to the evil capitalists who exploit labor." Zhenlian threw Erya on the bed in the bedroom and said unhappily.
"Don't be so ruthless, Lianbao. I'll poke you!" Erya grinned and poked Zhenlian's ribs hard with his index finger. Zhenlian suddenly trembled as if he had stepped on an electric wire.
"What are you doing!" Zhenlian suddenly turned around and raised her voice eight octaves higher, with an expression of shame and anger on her face that Erya had never seen before.
Seeing Zhenlian's big reaction, Erya immediately showed an expression as if he had discovered a new world: "It turns out that Lianbao is really ticklish! Xiaoweiwei didn't lie to me!"
"Do you want to surrender? Do you want to surrender?"
After saying that, Erya pounced directly on Zhenlian, hugged Zhenlian like a koala hugging a tree, put his hands under Zhenlian's armpits, and began to attack frantically!
"Hahaha...no...no no! I can't stand it anymore! Erya, let go, let go!" The itchy feeling under her armpits made Zhenlian's legs go weak and she almost laughed to death.
"Then just shout 'I want to be Miss Erya's dog', otherwise don't even think about making me stop!" Erya, who was getting more and more demanding, not only did not stop, but became even more aggressive.
“Hahaha… Explosion★kill★!”
Even rabbits bite when they are angry, let alone Zhenlian. Zhenlian directly chopped Erya on the forehead with a knife. Erya immediately squatted on the ground with his hands covering his forehead and wailed: "It hurts! Why is Lianbao so rude to girls? You will never have a girlfriend in the future!"
"What are you talking about? An elder urging you to get married?" Zhenlian wiped away tears from laughing and said helplessly, "You are already in your early 40s, but you are still like a child."
"I will always be an 18-year-old beautiful young girl~?" Erya said while making a V-sign with her hands and smiling cutely.
"Haha, let alone an 18-year-old mentally. Even an 8-year-old girl knows that she can't just hug a man she's only known for less than 24 hours, right?"
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