A man is writing a diary in Genshin Impact, and the girl can't hold it anymore

Eula was laughing and suddenly burst into tears!

Eula: Woohoo, I feel like I'm one step closer to being a loser!

Eula: Damn it, I’ll remember this grudge!

Xiao Gong: Why didn’t you call me!!!

Xiao Gong: You drank secretly, this must be Barbara's trick!

[After Barbara got drunk, she didn't act crazy! ]

Qin: Our family has always had a good upbringing!

Ningguang: I feel that Barbara is much better than Jean. Last time, after I got Jean drunk, she insisted that she was too old and asked me to find her a wealthy family in Liyue!

Ningguang: After I found it, Qin denied the incident and said that since it was a wealthy family, I should keep it!

Ningguang: In my opinion, by the time Barbara has a child, Jean may still not be married!

Keqing: What if, Qin actually has a crush on Su Han too! ?

Ganyu: Ugh! It's not nice for you to talk about Qiqi like that!

[However, Barbara insisted on showing off her ability to walk in a straight line! ]

Girls:! ! !

All the girls burst out laughing!!!

Walk in a straight line. Drunk people say they can walk in a straight line!

[Now that I've thrown her on the bed, she's pretty quiet! ]

[The only problem is probably some weird dream talk! ]

Girls: How strange is it? Tell me in detail!!!

[For example, I’ve already given birth to 22 children! I don’t want to have any more!]

【Such dream talk!】

Girls:! ! !

The girls' faces suddenly became strange!!!

Girls: This is a bit too perverted!

Girls: Could it be that Barbara is actually a perverted girl! ?

Girls: We are very curious, is it the decline of morality or the distortion of human nature?

Qin's expression at this moment was quite complicated.

Lisa, who was standing by, almost laughed so hard that she covered her stomach after seeing Qin's expression!!!

After a while, Lisa came over and patted Qin on the shoulder, comforting her: "Relax, with Barbara's ability, she will definitely not give birth to only 22 children!"

Qin: “???”

"Are you sure you are comforting me!?" Qin's expression became more complicated for a moment!

"Barbara won't really come back with a big belly in the future, right?!"

After listening to this, Lisa comforted him.

"With Barbara and Su Han's excellent genes, their offspring will definitely be super powerful. It just so happens that the Knights are short of people. Well, the existing captain positions are not enough for twenty-two little guys!"

The corner of Qin's mouth twitched slightly!

Lisa added, "Hmm! Maybe there will be thirty-three babies. In that case, we'll need at least thirty-three teams to share the space. The size of the Knights will have to expand!"

Qin: "Thirty-three!"

When she heard the number thirty-three, Qin's eyes went dark a little bit!!!

In the future, when I think about Barbara returning with thirty-two children and a big belly, I will say to myself, Sister, I am already the mother of thirty-three children!

When Qin thought of this, everything went dark before her eyes!

Shaking head crazily!!!

Lisa patted Qin's shoulder again and said, "It's okay, you will have a lot more nieces and nephews by then!"

Qin: "Forget about that kind of future! Isn't it too tiring to have thirty-three lives for one person!?"

When Lisa heard this, she raised her eyebrows, "Could it be that you want to help share the burden!?"

Chapter 118 CPU

Qin: “???”

Qin immediately said, "Actually, I think Lisa you can help share the burden!"

Lisa: "Actually, it's not impossible! Then after I take Su Han away, remember to coax your sister!"

Qin: "You are so old, and you are still competing with my sister for a man..."

Lisa: "So you want me to compete with you!?"

Qin: "Destroy it! I'm tired!"

Ningguang, Keqing, Ganyu and Yanfei were together at the moment. When they saw that Barbara had given birth to twenty-two in her sleep, they looked at each other in surprise.

Ganyu: "Ugh! How scary!"

Keqing: "It's going to break, right? It's definitely going to break, right?!"

Yan Fei: "Su Han is such a pervert! Such a scumbag!"

Ningguang: "Is it possible that Su Han is not to blame for this, but Barbara is just too abnormal!?"

The third girl: "It must be that Su Han is too abnormal, which caused Barbara to become abnormal as well. It's the principle that bad company corrupts bad people. So, it's all Su Han's fault!"

Ningguang: That makes sense!

Rice wife.

When the Son of God saw this, he was shocked!

Shen Zi: "According to the rule that each litter has five little foxes, I would have to give birth five times to have more than twenty! How terrifying!!!"

Kitsai Palace: "Son of God, I don't think Barbara can give birth to five at a time. Humans don't care about nests!"

At this time, Zhen looked at his sister and made a gesture of encouragement!

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Ayaka: This, isn’t it a bit scary! ?

Xiao Gong: I have to admit that I am not as good as Barbara in this aspect!

Xiao Gong: But, with Barbara's ability, how could she feed so many?

Xiao Gong: In order to prevent Barbara from falling into this crisis, let me bear the pain!!!

Xiao Gong: Please let me marry Su Han!!!

Xinhai: Well, could it be that Barbara is a Pisces? How can she give birth to so many children?

Sumeru.

Dina Zedai covered her mouth and looked at the diary in surprise, then looked at Dishia, "Come on!"

"I can not do it!"

"Add money!"

Hearing this, Dixia looked embarrassed and said, "Miss, I can't do it even if you pay more."

"If Barbara can do it, how can you not do it!?"

"Miss, according to the diary, you are CPUing me now!?"

"Why do I remember it was pua!?" Dina Zedai was stunned and said.

"The details are not important!" Although she has realized that she is wrong, Dixia will not admit it!

"Miss, twenty-two children, this number is definitely beyond the human limit! I can't compare with Barbara!"

"So how many children can you have at most?"

"About seven or eight!?" Dixia counted on her fingers!

"It's not impossible. It should be enough. Let's just give birth to seven first!"

"Oh." Dixia was stunned for a moment, then reacted, "Seven won't work!!!"

"Those six!?"

"This is not a question of six!" Dixia became angry!

“Five!?” Dina Zedai asked tentatively. Since it was neither seven nor six, it must be five!

"This is not a question of how many. I will not give birth to a child for Su Han!!!"

"Add money!"

"Even if you pay more, I won't do that!" Dina Zedai was tough this time.

"But don't you know that a girl will get pregnant after stepping on a boy?" Dina Zedai said.

"No way!? Miss, you are not so pure!?"

"No, I read the book you hid in the room." Dina Zedai said immediately.

Hearing this, Dixia blushed slightly.

"But you can believe me, I'll add more money!!!" Dina Zedai said again.

"Miss, I found that you gradually corrupted me with money, and even used PUA on me! Now I feel that stepping on Su Han is not a big deal!!!"

The more Dixia thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong!!!

My own lady pua herself every day, it's really terrible!!!

After giving birth to the child, I no longer think that stepping on Su Han is a big deal!

horrible! ! !

"Shocked! Dixia, did you hit your head recently? How come you have become smarter!?" Dinazedai pretended to be extremely shocked!

Dixia: “???”

Dixia immediately rubbed Dina Zedai's face!

The relationship between the two is just like that between real sisters!

After seeing the twenty-two children, Nashida became somewhat timid!

She held her belly tightly, unable to imagine giving birth to twenty-two babies!!!

Nashida: Ugh! That's really perverted!

Great Compassion Tree King: Giving birth to children, and giving birth to so many! ?

This information made the Great Compassion Tree King, a demon who would blush just by holding hands, unable to bear to read the diary for a moment! ! !

So many births!!!

She will definitely blush and burn!!!

All grass elements will turn red!!!

Great Compassionate Tree King: I, I can accept having three children at most!!!

Great Compassionate Tree King: It would be best if you can get pregnant just by holding hands!

Thinking of this, the Great Compassionate Tree King planned to go to the World Tree to check how to get pregnant by holding hands!

at the same time.

Barbara turned over and hugged Su Han's hands with both arms!

"Hey, hey! It's mine! No one can take it away from me!"

Apparently, Barbara has started talking in her sleep again!

"Study medicine, hehe!"