Starry Sky, I can hear their secrets

Kafka chuckled: "I don't know him, but I am sure that Ayan's sadness is fake."

"You can just pretend you don't know anything and comfort him."

“This is a good opportunity to improve your favorability~”

Silver Wolf turned his face away: "What's the favorability or something like that."

"We are just good friends, don't misunderstand."

Su Jinyan looked around at everyone and said, "Just like the smiling face in this photo."

"My cousin has always been a child who hates sadness."

"She loved having fun the most when she was alive."

"Even if she dies, I want her to leave with a smile on her face and send her off happily."

"So, I would like to ask you to say goodbye to her with a smile, okay?"

Hanabi: "@#￥%!"

Jing Yuan sighed: "Some people are still alive, but she is dead."

"Some people died, but she is still alive."

"Yanqing, see, Su Qing uses different methods to deal with different people."

"After this is over, even if Hanabi is still alive, she will be socially dead."

The story of the Masked Fool coming to the Immortal Boat to have fun but ending up becoming the fun himself would definitely spread around the Fool's Tavern.

Whether Hanabi is dead or alive, it will become a laughing stock in the tavern.

Jing Yuan was looking forward to what shocking move Su Jinyan would make next.

Su Jinyan waved to Silver Wolf: "Bao, please come over here."

Silver Wolf had a puzzled look on her face. As soon as she walked in front of Su Jinyan, he hugged her snow-white waist.

"What are you doing? There are so many people here. Can you please pay attention to the impact?"

Silver Wolf blushed and gently pushed Su Jinyan.

Of course, she did not forget to cast a provocative look at Fu Xuan in the audience.

Who is standing next to A Yan now?

Fu Xuan remained indifferent. After all, Silver Wolf had the mentality of a child and was not worthy of her attention.

I am both Ayan’s master and his fiancée.

What about you? You are just a friend. What qualifications do you have to provoke me?

Su Jinyan said seriously: "In the second half of this year."

"I collaborated with Silver Wolf on a massively multiplayer turn-based strategy card game called Three Kingdoms Kill."

"Soon to be launched on the StarCraft online gaming platform."

"I will promote the traditional culture of Xianzhou and also combine it with the Punk Lord culture."

"Xianzhou and Punk Lord have cooperated to make both games flourish. I hope everyone can pay more attention to it."

Silver Wolf nodded hurriedly: "Yeah, yeah, pay more attention."

Su Jinyan whispered, "Bao, I told Xiao Guizi to record this scene in advance."

"How about I treat you well?"

Who would do publicity in front of a funeral hall? Can you please respect the deceased?

Where is the morality and where is the bottom line?

However, in Hanabi's opinion, this is simply...too much fun!

Xiao Suzi is quite to people's liking in this regard.

If she hadn't been unable to move her body, she wouldn't have been able to make any sound.

Then no matter what she said, she had to jump out of the coffin and applaud Su Jinyan.

Silver Wolf said softly, "That's fine, but isn't it a bit disrespectful to the deceased if we do this?"

Su Jinyan waved his hand and said, "Hua Huo herself didn't say anything, why are you so anxious?"

Silver Wolf: “…”

Hanabi: “…”

I......

Well, they didn't say anything...

Sangbo cleared his throat and stood up and said, "Everyone, considering that everyone still has to eat."

"For everyone's sake and for the efficiency of the process, we will put the coffins on a conveyor belt for transportation."

"Please follow the conveyor belt and bid your final farewell to the deceased!"

Su Jinyan clapped his hands, and a group of golden soul-catchers immediately lifted Hua Huo's coffin and placed it on the conveyor belt.

The fireworks wailed silently as the conveyor belt bid farewell to the bodies of the deceased. Who on earth came up with such a genius idea?

Su Jinyan said in a deep voice: "The conveyor belt is set up from the mourning hall in Youfu to the crematorium built in Suiyuan."

"After everyone has said their goodbyes, my cousin's body will be sent to the crematorium for cremation."

"After this, my cousin will automatically be burned into ashes, loaded into the Star Raft, and released into the sky."

“Please do not block the production line, so as not to affect the deceased’s eagerness to be cremated.”

Everyone: "..."

Su Shang couldn't help but sigh: "How romantic."

How is this romantic?

Are you out of your mind, little girl?

It's not like Huo Huo hasn't imagined that one day she will die.

But she absolutely could not accept leaving in such a humiliating way.

Gui Naifen complained: "Where is this romantic?"

Su Chang's face was serious: "As long as it is an idea that Brother Jinyan came up with, it's very romantic."

Gui Naifen held her forehead weakly: "You have been harmed by your brother Jinyan in this life."

"No one is competing with you here, so stop rolling, okay?"

Su Jinyan was very satisfied. The method he came up with was definitely efficient enough. It allowed him to perform all the necessary activities including cremation and funeral.

Even the Hall of Rebirth in Teyvat is not as efficient as his.

Su Jinyan pressed the button, and the conveyor belt made a humming sound and slowly started up.

Sambo wiped his crocodile tears: "Fireworks."

"I, old Sambo, have watched you grow up."

Hanabi: “?”

Su Jinyan: "I raised you with a handful of piss and a handful of defense."

Hanabi: “?”

Sambo: "Now the blue-haired people have to send off the black-haired people. I really..."

Before he could finish his words, Hanabi's coffin had already flown away along the conveyor belt.

Gui Naifen hurriedly reminded: "Hey, Mr. Sangbo, you forgot to put the flowers."

"This is a funeral for a foreigner. We need to place flowers to bid farewell to the deceased."

Sambo said in annoyance: "Damn it, I, old Sambo, actually forgot about this?"

Su Jinyan said seriously: "It's okay, let me take my cousin on behalf of Old Sangbo."

As he spoke, Su Jinyan picked up two pink daisies and ran quickly towards the coffin in the distance.

"Rest in peace, cousin!"

Unexpectedly, when he was about to run to the coffin.

Su Jinyan seemed to have lost his balance, and he stumbled and suddenly fell towards the coffin.

puff-

Two small pink daisies accidentally stuck in Hanabi's eyes.

“Pfft—”

Hanabi cried silently.

How can I rest in peace?

Xiao Suzi, I won’t let you go even if I become a ghost.

Su Jinyan hurriedly shouted: "Xiao Guizi, come on, help me put the flowers back in place."

Gui Naifen patted her chest and assured, "Okay, leave it to me and rest assured."

The coffin slowly moved to Gui Naifen's body.

Gui Naifen's beautiful eyes flashed, she pulled out the two pink daisies, thrust them into Hua Huo's mouth, and helped her close her lips.

"Ayan's cousin is my little Guizi's cousin."

"Cousin, have a safe journey~"

Gui Naifen felt very proud that she had done another good thing.

Hanabi: “???”

Even if I become a ghost I won’t let you two go!

Su Chang shouted in panic, "Wrong, wrong, Xiao Guizi, you put the flowers in the wrong place!"

I saw the coffin moving further and further away on the conveyor belt.

Su Chang hurried to Hua Huo's coffin.

In order to make it easier for everyone to bid farewell to the deceased, the design of this coffin is unique.

A small rectangular opening was made on the top of the coffin so that everyone could see the deceased's cheek.

In desperation, Su Chang grabbed the pink daisy and pulled it up.

boom--

There was a crisp sound from Hanabi's head, which made close contact with the coffin lid.

Hanabi: “…”

Su Chang scratched her head, why didn’t she pull it out?

boom--

Hanabi's head hit the coffin lid again.

Ouch, that hurts!

Hanabi's beautiful eyes were filled with tears.

Su Chang rubbed her hands together and exhaled, "Damn it, don't underestimate my strength."

boom--

Two little pink daisies were finally pulled out by Su Chang.

Unfortunately, due to excessive force, Hanabi's head smashed the cover of the coffin and she sat up straight.

"Help, Brother Jinyan, my cousin is resurrecting from the dead!"

Su Chang rolled and crawled into Su Jinyan's arms.

Pretending to be dead? Even if I become a ghost, I won't let you three go!