Konoha's Love Master

Wu Ye smiled, looked away and got down to business.

As a caring disciple, he could only pretend not to recognize him.

"Generally speaking, first aid is needed in the following scenarios: head trauma, shock, fracture, heavy bleeding, poisoning, etc. The first aid plan for these situations is as follows..."

Hinata Muye began to recite the first aid class he had taken in college, omitting the part about contraception.

After a halftime break, the open class entered the most important part...

"Finally, this is what you must learn in this class, emergency cardiopulmonary resuscitation... Well, in layman's terms, it's chest compressions and artificial respiration."

There was a low uproar in the auditorium, and the drowsy students suddenly became alert.

Wu Ye first briefly explained the theory, and then said something to cheer everyone up: "I need a volunteer to demonstrate. Is there anyone willing to volunteer?"

For a moment, everyone was looking at each other and laughing with ill intentions.

The chest compression and artificial respiration demonstrations are very exciting no matter whether the subject is a man or a woman!

Seeing that everyone was looking at others but no one took the initiative, the most considerate Minato raised his hand: "Teacher, I'll do it."

"You?" Wuye's face darkened and he stretched out his finger, "Go away!"

Watergate:"……"

Kushina's face was red, but she still raised her hand: "I, I do."

"Wow!"

The whole audience cheered one after another.

"So the soul of gossip is everlasting..."

Hinata Muye muttered to himself and was about to let Kushina come up as planned, but suddenly little Tsunade appeared at the end of his sight with an excited look on her face.

He rolled his eyes and pointed to the back: "Student, how about you come and demonstrate it to everyone?"

"Ah I?"

Little Tsunade, who was struck by misfortune, was a little confused, but also a little cute.

Wu Ye nodded and said seriously: "You were sitting in the back corner, so you might have missed what I said. Now that you experience it yourself, you will remember it better."

Little Tsunade was completely dumbfounded.

Kushina was also stunned, her eyes darting over like two rockets.

"I do not…"

Tsunade, who was about to refuse, received Kushina's hostile gaze, and somehow suddenly changed her words: "I...Okay."

Seeing her actually stand up and walk onto the stage, Hinata Wuye was also stunned.

He was just planning to see Tsunade's embarrassed look, but he didn't want her to really accept it!

After looking up and down at the appearance of Tsunade who was about six or seven years old, Wuye made a terrible decision in an instant.

Well, now that we are here...

"What's the name of this classmate?" He looked very friendly.

Tsunade snorted in her heart, but on the surface she raised her little face and said cutely: "My name is... Kazumiya Yukihime."

And Gong Xueji?It's not bad to make up a random name, it's better than Minato!

Wu Ye smiled secretly in his heart, and said calmly: "Well, Xue Ji, I'll trouble you to cooperate with me from now on."

"Teacher, don't worry. I will cooperate well."

Tsunade smiled on the surface, but she actually gagged in her heart... She mainly wanted to see if Wuye recognized her.

Wu Ye almost failed to control his expression...

"First, place the patient on a flat, hard surface in a supine position. This is to ensure that there is sufficient depth when performing chest compressions..."

Under his instructions, "He Gong Xue Ji" slowly lay down on the stage.

She was six or seven years old, and she was indeed quite average...

"Next, kneel on the side of the patient, spread your knees apart, and start chest compressions, find the correct compression points, and ensure the compression force, speed, and depth..."

Wu Ye knelt down beside her and stretched out his hand to demonstrate.

“Be sure to find the correct pressure point…”

"Find the midpoint of the line connecting the patient's two breasts, place the base of your left palm against the midpoint of the patient's chest, cross your hands, grasp your left hand with the five fingers of your right hand, and stretch your arms straight..."

"Don't go too far!"

She closed her eyes and squeezed out a sound from between her teeth.

"Ah? What are you talking about?" Wu Ye said in a confused voice, "Student Xue Ji, you are a patient now, you have to be professional in your performance..."

Tsunade almost choked to death, and then was stunned.

Eh? Wait, he really didn't recognize her?

Then...

Chapter 69 Hurry up, hurry up!

"Use your upper body strength to press hard 30 times, at a speed of at least 100 to 120 times per minute, and at a depth of at least 5 to 6 centimeters."

"During the pressing process, the base of the palm should not leave the chest wall, so as not to cause fluctuations in the pressing position and rib fractures..."

Hinata Muye spoke in a very serious tone, and his movements of pressing "Wamiya Yukihime" were also very standard.

"After compressing the chest, open the airway, place one hand on the patient's forehead, press down, and place the other hand on the chin, lift it up, let the patient's head tilt back, so that both nostrils face straight up..."

Realizing that she had been put into a standard state of artificial respiration, Tsunade finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Hey, hey, hey, you're not really going to kiss me, are you?!" She whispered quickly, "If that happens, I'll get up."

Hinata Wuye's eyes flashed, and he continued: "Before performing mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration, you must ensure your own safety and place a breathing membrane on the patient's mouth for isolation. If there is no breathing membrane, you can use gauze, handkerchiefs, disposable masks and other breathable items instead, but you cannot use sanitary tissues or other items that break when in contact with water..."

Tsunade, who was about to jump up, felt a thin handkerchief covering her mouth and was stunned... Eh? Is there still time to find something to cover her mouth and nose during emergency artificial respiration?

Besides, it probably doesn't count as a kiss between handkerchiefs...

"Pinch both sides of the patient's nose with your hands, completely cover the patient's mouth with your mouth, and blow twice. Each time you blow, you need to pay attention to the rise and fall of the chest to ensure effective blowing, and loosen the fingers that are pinching the patient's nose. Blowing should last for 1 to 2 seconds, not too long, and the amount of air should not be too large."

Finally, Wu Ye finished speaking and slowly lowered his body.

"Kazumiya Yukihime" noticed something, but hesitated under the handkerchief...

As she hesitated, Wu Ye gently touched her lips through the handkerchief...Okay, don't worry about it, he has already kissed her.

The whole auditorium was now silent. Everyone was watching with great interest, with watermelon-shaped eyes.

Only Kushina's red hair exploded. If Minato hadn't stopped her, she might have rushed onto the stage...

After all, it was just a demonstration, so Wu Ye naturally wouldn't blow any air.

However, because "Wamiya Xueji"'s nose was pinched by him from time to time, she couldn't breathe normally and could only inhale and exhale through her mouth from time to time.

So, Wu Ye, who originally didn't blow air, was forced to exchange breath with her many times...

Although there was a thin handkerchief between them, the little face of "Kazumiya Xueji" had already turned red.

"One cycle consists of 30 chest compressions and 2 artificial respirations. Check the patient's breathing and pulse every 5 cycles until the medical ninja arrives."

Finally, Wu Ye raised his head.

"This is the complete process of chest compression and artificial respiration," he concluded. "Of course, in the most urgent situation, if you have reached the level of medical ninjutsu of my teacher Tsunade, you can consider inserting your hand into the chest cavity to directly press the heart..."

"Okay, did you see my demonstration clearly?"

He stood up.

"no!"

The audience said in unison.

"Ah? Do you want me to demonstrate it again?" Wu Ye asked cooperatively.

"I want it! I want it!"

"It is recommended not to use handkerchiefs to separate them!"

"Hurry up! Hurry up!"

"..."

Instantly the crowd was in an uproar.

"You bastards!"

"He Gong Xue Ji" suddenly tore off her handkerchief, got up, turned around and ran out of the classroom.

In the Hyuga family mansion, Kaguya's lips curled up into a strange smile...

"Hahaha…"

Everyone in the classroom burst into laughter.

Hinata Wuye slammed the desk with a thud.

In an instant, the audience became quiet.

Through this lesson, his authority as a teacher of medical knowledge has been completely established, and they have begun to truly regard him as a teacher.

"get out of class is over."

Hinata Muya spread his hands and smiled.

"Oh yeah!"

In an instant, groups of students stood up and ran out in a disorderly manner, scattering like birds and beasts.

"Wuye, let's have lunch together at noon!"

At this time, the first person to come up was not Kushina, but the fat Akimichi Choza with a huge "food" character on his body.

Nara Shikaku and Yamanaka Inoichi followed him helplessly.

"Want to go to Uncle Qufeng's place for some barbecue?"

Hinata Wuye held his forehead and said, "Don't ask me to take you there so often. The frequency has exceeded the limit recently and the cost is also very high."

"Who told your uncle to give it to you for free? Even a nephew like me has to pay."

Qiu Daoting looked as if it was a matter of course: "Of course I asked you to take me with me!"

Hinata Muye glanced at the back of the classroom and found that the Uchiha figure had disappeared. Seeing Kushina and Minato approaching, he simply waved and said, "Let's go, let's go together."

Nara Shikaku and Yamanaka Inoichi had just looked helpless, but after hearing this, they immediately perked up and followed him silently.

Qiu Daoting turned around and rolled his eyes at them... He knew he was just trying to instigate an honest man...

This has happened more than once or twice, but the frequency has increased a lot recently.

In the past, Hinata Muye didn't go there often because he didn't want Akimichi Toukou to suffer too much loss.

Recently, the profit from the Sealing Scroll was just a drop in the bucket to cover the barbecue expenses, so he often went there with Ino-Shika-Chou and Minato Kushina.

"Wuye, who is that and Gong Xueji?"

After Hinata Muye was escorted out of the school gate and out of everyone's sight, Kushina couldn't wait to ask.

The Zhuludie trio added a water gate, and instantly pricked up their ears.

"How should I know?" Wu Ye said innocently.

Kushina didn't believe it: "Why did you choose her if you don't know? And she even demonstrated artificial respiration in public!"

"I've never even heard of that name before, I swear!"

Wu Ye raised three fingers...there is indeed something wrong with what he said.

Kushina said "Oh" and then asked: "Then why didn't you choose me but her? Is it because she is cuter than me?!"

The four pairs of eyes behind him instantly turned into the shape of watermelons.

"Of course not, I'm just worried that she can't hear what I say." Wu Ye said.

"Do you believe this?"