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"Then Villette, do you know how to defeat Thor?"

Hearing what Finina said, Violet's expression suddenly became serious.

Although Finina has always said that she can even judge the gods of other countries, the other party won't be so desperate as to really do that, right?

Even he couldn't defeat the god of thunder, let alone Furninna who had been the water god for only five hundred years.

If he took back all the power, he could fight the other party, but what was the point of doing so?

Could it be that because Thunder God's sword had created a life forbidden zone in the ocean, and that for so many years the seawater with abundant thunder elemental power had been flowing to other places with the ocean currents, forming small life forbidden zones, affecting the daily lives of many people, so now Fu Nina was whimsically trying to settle accounts with him? And she wanted to drag him along with her?

Seeing the increasingly solemn expression on Villette's face, Fininna immediately knew what he was thinking about, so she quickly spoke up to interrupt Villette's thoughts.

"Then Villette, you are thinking too complicated."

"Just use the scissors!"

"Because of Balzers!"

"Hahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

Looking at Funina who was laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her back, Villette took several deep breaths and suppressed the urge to perform a dragon king's water spraying show for Funina.

"Okay, Ms. Funina, now that you've finished your jokes, you can now tell me the details of the case."

"What's wrong? Isn't it funny?"

Finnina looked at the expressionless Navelette with some disappointment, a hint of frustration emerged in her eyes, but she quickly returned to normal.

"In that case, I'll have another one!"

"When Ningguang, the ruler of Liyue, saw two people fighting on the street, she went up to them without saying a word and punched them both. Do you know why?"

"Because both sides are wrong?"

"No, because Ningguang is the Tianquan (Add Fist) star!"

Navilette: "..."

"Isn't it funny? How about this?"

"Why is Leosley the manager of Mello Petersburg?"

This time, Navillatte did not reply to Furninna, but it did not dampen Furninna's interest at all.

Seeing that Violet didn't answer, Furninna spoke with some pride.

"You don't know, because it's Leosley (private school)!"

"Hahahahahaha, I'm so happy!"

"And there's more..."

That Villette quickly interrupted Furninna to continue, otherwise he felt that he might need to put on more clothes.

"Ms. Funina, if you don't want to explain the case, please go back."

"Isn't that what I'm saying?"

Seeing that Villette still had no expression on her face, Furninna finally gave up the idea of ​​continuing to tell jokes and explained.

"The case I saw this time was that a person told these jokes to his friends, and his friends died of laughter, and he was responsible for the loss of his life."

Navilette: "..."

"Oh, by the way, when this man was recounting the joke he told in court, an audience member also died of laughter. He now has two lives to his credit."

Navilette: "..."

“How miserable…Puff!”

Looking at Furninha who covered her mouth with her hands to avoid losing her merits, Violet felt a little complicated.

Should he also promote policies to encourage more births?

"I have learned the details of the case. If there is nothing else, Ms. Funina, please go back."

"Otherwise, part of this was originally your job, so it's just right..."

Before Villette could finish her words, Funina had already disappeared.

"Well, Villette, I suddenly remembered that the tea on my table is getting cold. I'll leave first. See you tomorrow!"

That Villette shook her head helplessly, then closed the door again before sitting down again.

As soon as Villette picked up the file, he suddenly thought of something, put the file back again, then took out his workbook and wrote down new rules on it with a pen.

【It is forbidden to tell bad jokes in court.】

After writing this new regulation, Navilette devoted himself to the work.

……

On the other side, Funina was walking alone on the street.

Although it was late, the night in Fontaine did not seem too dark because there was enough energy.

"What a blockhead! No reaction at all!"

"I thought I could see a slightly different expression on Villette's face."

Finina muttered to herself angrily.

"Really? You keep a straight face all day long. Can't you just let it go and smile happily?"

"Meow!"

Suddenly, Funina saw a particularly cute black cat appear in front of her, and her eyes immediately lit up.

"Don't go, little kitty, let me touch your fur!"

Furninna chased after the cat, but she didn't notice that, not far from here, on a bench, sat a woman completely covered in a black robe...

ps: The child has been backstabbed and is stunned. Although the plot has been basically guessed, there is one most important point that I didn't expect, that is, Funina is pretending to be a funny person. The sound of Lu Jingquan crying was also made by her tears. Originally, I thought it was another Funina who entered the Cardinal of Oracle with the Heart of God. In other words, Funina's spirit is now stretched to the limit, and in order to maintain the character of the Water God, she will do things that force herself, so the plots that scared her before are not very reasonable now.

There is no other way. The next plot can only try to stick to the original plot. If the difference is too big, there is nothing we can do. I have written so many words, so just watch it for fun.

Chapter 4: Prison? No, it's heaven

Coincidence?

Alechino, who was hiding under the black robe, was a little surprised. She just scouted the places where Finina might pass by in advance, but she didn't expect to encounter such a good opportunity this time.

Ever since the last incident, and after countless inexplicable cases occurred in Fontaine, Alecino has felt that the day when the prophecy comes true may not be far away.

Therefore, she gave up all the tedious temptations and prepared to find an opportunity to talk to Furninna alone from the bottom of her heart.

Now the opportunity has come. Although Alechino is a little puzzled by this coincidence, he still stands up from the bench and walks towards Finina step by step, gradually showing his fangs.

"Hehe, I caught you!"

"Come, let me touch you first before I let you go!"

At this moment, Funina finally caught the black cat. For some reason, she always felt that this black cat was very different. She loved it very much from the first sight and couldn't wait to touch it.

The black cat did not resist after being caught, and let Fernina's little hands touch it all over. Its two beautiful eyes looked straight at Fernina, as if saying "Take me home quickly!"

"Okay little guy, it looks like we're going to get along pretty well. I..."

Furninna suddenly felt a palpitation, as if some danger was approaching, and her body trembled suddenly.

When Alechino saw Finnina's reaction, he knew that he had been exposed, so he immediately rushed towards Finnina, clenched his right hand into a claw and aimed at her chest.

"Meow!"

Finina held the cat in her arms, turned around in panic, and faced Alechino who was several meters away.

Seeing the black cat in Fininna's arms, a hint of hesitation appeared on Alechino's face. Before he could sort out his thoughts, his goal had already changed.

Finally, Alechino's hands tightly grasped Fernina's shoulders, with such force that it hurt.

Although the right hand eventually deviated from the direction, the result was not much different, because Alechino felt that Finina did not have the Heart of God at all.

Not only does it not have the Heart of God, it doesn't even have any power. It only has the aura of a demon's curse.

This discovery caused a stir in Alechino's heart. She had thought that Finina had left the Heart of God in the [Cardinal of Oracle and Judgment], but she never expected that Finina did not even have the strength and was just like an ordinary human.

"who are you?!"

"Please don't kill me!"

The aura of the other party was so heavy that it seemed like substance. Furninna was so frightened by this sudden scene that she broke down and cried. The black cat in her arms broke free from her arms and ran away because of the fright.

"There seems to be movement over there!"

"Let's go over and have a look."

……

The movement on Alecino's side attracted the attention of others. Seeing this, Alecino let go of Finina's shoulders and re-adjusted his black robe to make sure his true identity was not revealed.

Finally, Alechino looked at Finina deeply, and then his figure quickly went away and disappeared into the night.

"Is anyone in danger?"

At this moment, the patrolling security team had also arrived and started asking loudly.

Funina quickly straightened her clothes, raised her hand to wipe away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and waited for the moment when the two security guards appeared. She put her hands on her hips and spoke loudly in an exaggerated manner.

"Come here quickly, my black cat ran away, help me find it."

"It's Lady Funina!"

After seeing Funina's figure, the guards were suddenly shocked, and then spoke in confusion.

"Strange, I seemed to hear someone asking for help just now?"

"Lady Fininna, did you hear anyone else calling for help?"

Furninna spoke in a calm manner.

"Isn't it obvious that there is a fourth person in this place besides you and me?"

"Or do you think that cry for help came from me, the Queen of waters, lands, peoples and laws?"

"Of course it's impossible!"

"Lady Finina, you are joking. You are a water god, how could you be hurt by some mortals? It is even more impossible for you to send out a call for help!"

The two guards dispelled their doubts.

"Maybe we heard it wrong."

Seeing this, Furninha felt a little relieved. Just as she was about to use the excuse of looking for a cat to get the two people away, a scream suddenly came from a distance.

"Dead!"

Hearing the scream, Finina immediately ran towards the place where the noise came from in panic. Soon she saw a man lying in a pool of blood and a black cat that was pinned to the ground and still struggling.

Finina's pupils shrank slightly, and she recognized that the black cat was the one she had seen before...

……

"Extra, Extra, just last night, the water goddess Furninna was accused!"

"In order to personally uphold the justice and fairness of Fontaine's laws, Lady Water Goddess Funina responded directly to the accusations against her!"

"A grand trial of the water goddess Furninna will be held in the afternoon of three days later at the Opikle Opera House. Please buy a newspaper to read the details..."

"Give me one!"

"Fuck, is this such a big deal? Give me one too!"

“I want to buy a hundred copies!”

"Hello, is this the security team? There's a scalper here, come and catch him."

……

The [Trial] of the water goddess Fernina was about to begin, and the people were instantly excited when they learned the news.

They originally thought that the most recent case was the funniest thing they had ever seen, but they didn't expect that a [trial] against the water god was about to begin, so people from all over Fontaine gathered near the Opiclay Opera House.

Although the day of the [Judgment] has not yet arrived, many people have already prepared their tents, and even slept on the ground, and are now queuing up!

However, it's not that there are no cases at the Opicley Opera House these days. It would be better to say that there are at least several cases being heard here every day.