As soon as the sky was getting light, countless people in China had already woken up, turned on their mobile phones on time, clicked on the link of CCTV, and saw the program "The So-called Strange People" which had just started.
Even at six o'clock in the morning, the number of people streaming into the live broadcast room had already exceeded tens of millions.
"I stayed up all night last night, just waiting for this moment."
"Plus one, I couldn't sleep all night, and now I'm so excited."
"Hurry up and get started!"
"Where's Taoist Wang Ye? I can't help but start licking the screen!"
Amidst countless expectant comments, a few seconds later, the originally dim screen lit up, showing the real-time camera image.
The first thing that came into the eyes of all netizens was the lower part of a wooden bed. Under the ultra-high-definition lens, even the wood texture appeared very clear.
Then the camera began to move upwards, illuminating a hand hanging down from the bed. The five fingers looked slender and casually drooping, and there was a subtle and regular breathing sound, which made netizens feel excited and couldn't help but guess who that person was.
"No need to think too much, it must be Taoist Wang Ye."
"Yes, he was in the poster released yesterday. His fingers are so pretty."
"What should I do, family? I want to suck every one of them!"
“Is that the devil upstairs?”
"..."
Amidst a burst of anticipation, the upward camera shot finally gave a close-up of the figure on the bed. Just as everyone expected, it was indeed Wang Ye.
And the other person——was lying on the bed and sleeping soundly!
"Does Taoist Master Wang Ye wear his Taoist robe even when sleeping?"
"You are stupid. You must be pretending to sleep. As the first appearance of the show, according to my understanding, most Taoist priests have already started their morning classes at this time."
"You can sleep shirtless, too! I'd like that even more!"
"Master Wang Ye is so cute when he sleeps!"
"..."
While netizens were commenting on the comments, they were looking forward to Wang Ye waking up and starting the next segment.
Ten seconds, twenty seconds, fifty seconds...
However, as time passed, until five minutes later, the whole scene was quiet, with only the sound of breathing. Wang on the bed was still motionless, and he seemed to be sleeping soundly, with even traces of saliva appearing at the corners of his mouth!
???
Netizens were confused and felt that the foreplay was excessive and too long.
Another ten minutes passed.
When millions of netizens saw Taoist Wang Ye sleeping for another quarter of an hour in the live broadcast room, their inner doubts turned into confusion.
Then another fifteen minutes passed.
It was already half past six. Through the window beside the bed, I could vaguely see the sky, which was gleaming with paleness.
And the king was still sleeping.
As a result, more and more netizens couldn't stand it anymore and expressed their inner confusion in the barrage:
"So Taoist Wang Ye, is he really sleeping?"
"That shouldn't be the case. Half an hour has passed. The Taoist priest should have gotten up by now."
"Live variety shows are like this, there are always unexpected situations."
"I would like to call this the most abstract variety show. It starts at 6 a.m. and lets us watch the Taoist priest sleep!"
"Do you think it's possible that he was breathing? But practicing breathing in his sleep?"
"Master Wang Ye is so awesome ×9999999"
If it were any other variety show, netizens would have probably criticized it to pieces long ago, but it was the highly anticipated "The So-called Alien", so everyone's tolerance was surprisingly high.
As a result, in the next half hour, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room increased instead of decreased, breaking through the 20 million mark.
And the king was still sleeping, showing no signs of waking up.
Twenty million people watched the Taoist priest sleeping online.
On Mount Longhu, in the small house where the program crew is located.
A fat assistant watched Wang Ye sleeping for an hour in front of the camera, and finally couldn't help asking the person in charge: "Sister Bi, do we really not need to wake up Taoist Wang Ye?"
Chapter 271: Everyone in Longhu Mountain is talented and good at speaking
Bi Hua, the gold medal program producer, looked at Wang Ye who was still sleeping soundly on the recording screen, shook his head and said, "Let him continue to sleep. I said, our shooting method strives to be realistic."
"We need to let the audience truly feel what life is like for an alien, so we must not be deceptive. We must keep it as it is - this is also what Taoist Wang Ye and I have reminded them of."
There was only one machine in Wang Ye's room, and there were no other staff members there. As time passed, the former followed his own schedule and slept until noon.
Half past eight in the morning.
Just two and a half hours after the program began, the cumulative number of viewers in the live broadcast room had exceeded 30 million.
Wang Ye's eyes trembled, and he finally opened his eyes slowly and woke up from his sleep.
He first stood up and stretched, letting out a long breath, then sat down on the bed again, raised one leg and stepped on the edge of the bed, propped up his head with one hand, and began to doze off again, looking like he was about to fall asleep again.
So in the live broadcast room, a large number of netizens immediately began to comment:
"Master Wang Ye, don't forget, you are still recording the show!"
"Don't sleep, don't sleep ×99999"
"This show is all about truth. It turns out that Taoist Wang Ye is just like me and doesn't like going to the morning show!"
"Master Wang Ye's noodles ×99999999"
The cameras used for recording have been specially set up by the program team, with an additional secondary screen that plays the most real-time barrage messages.
So when Wang Ye dozed off with his head down, he also saw the content of the barrage, so he stretched out his hand and yawned, awakened a little, and waved at the camera, casually greeting: "Hi, hello everyone, I'm Wang Ye."
As he said this, he finally stood up, stretched, and woke up completely.
"Hey, Taoist Wang Ye, you're finally awake!"
"666, it's almost nine o'clock!"
"Are Taoist priests' morning classes always this late? Is it set at nine o'clock?"
Wang Ye looked at the most repeated comment in the barrage, rubbed the back of his neck with a bit of embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Of course it won't be this late during the morning class. My case is a special case."
"Tell me quickly, what is the special situation?"
"Yeah, could it be that Taoist Wang Ye is so gifted that he doesn't even need to attend morning classes?"
Wang Ye said: "I am extremely lazy."
???
As soon as these words were spoken, the barrage in the entire live broadcast room paused, and then turned red again, with the screen filled with an unanimous "Hahahaha".
"Hahahaha, so Taoist Wang Ye is serious?"
"Special circumstances, special laziness? That's a pretty cool excuse!"
"It's real enough, exactly like when I was in class!"
“Fuck, fuck, fuck×999”
"Daochang Pai Mian × 9999"
Seeing Wang Ye’s “true nature”, tens of millions of netizens in front of the screen laughed, and their favorability towards him skyrocketed!
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time flies.
After getting up, Wang Ye washed up as usual in the temple, and followed by the filming staff, he went to the main hall where all the disciples of Longhu Mountain would attend morning classes tomorrow.
However, it was too late, the morning class had ended, and the disciples were busy with their own trivial matters, so Wang did not waste time and directly changed direction and went to the dining hall. On the way, he did not forget to introduce the surrounding flowers, plants and trees to the audience.
"It is worthy of being the ancestral temple of Taoism and a thousand-year-old temple. Every brick and tile here seems to have spirituality!"
"No, that's not spirituality, that's the heavy sense of history that comes over us, and it's a cultural treasure after sedimentation!"
“Is this the charm of the thousand-year-old ancestral temple? Even through the screen, I am intoxicated by it and feel that it is the hometown of my soul - I want to cultivate immortality!”
"..."
Wang Ye looked at the comments in the comments, clenched his fist, put it to his mouth, and coughed, "Actually, in Zhengyi Temple, except for the old layout, the rest of the bricks and walls have long been damaged. In fact, they were all newly repaired not long ago."
These words caused netizens to fall into silence again, but some people also expressed their doubts.
"I studied architecture. Logically, these bluestone walls and brick structures are the most stable and reliable. They can stand the test of thousands of years. What happened in Longhu Mountain that caused the old houses to be demolished? Are they simply going to be replaced with new ones?"
"What the above person said reminds me of what Chairman Zhao Fangxu said about the battle that took place in Longhu Mountain and wiped out Quan Xing."
"I remember it too. Who is the immortal who summoned the huge thunderstorm? Is it the contemporary Heavenly Master Zhang Zhiwei?"
"Yes, may I ask if he can be my disciple? Will I have the opportunity to become a disciple of Longhu Mountain?"
Wang Ye glanced at the question and thought for a moment before saying, "Indeed, the last large-scale repair on Mount Longhu happened the night after Quan Xing attacked the mountain and the thunderstorm occurred."
"An extremely powerful alien took action and summoned a huge thunderstorm between heaven and earth, turning all the villains into scum. However, it was not the old Heavenly Master, but someone else."
As he spoke, he raised his head, looked at the cafeteria entrance which was already right in front of him, walked in, picked up a bowl of dragon beard noodles, and started eating.
And in the barrage of comments that was like a rolling ocean, millions of netizens began to inquire about the true identity of that extremely powerful alien, wanting to know who the legendary figure was!
Wang did not rush to answer. After finishing eating the noodles, he smiled and said, "Don't worry, the identity of that strange man is not a secret. He is also a high-ranking official on Mount Longhu. I will take you to see him today."
After this statement was made, Chinese netizens became even more excited!
Then, Wang Ye stood up again, walked out of the kitchen, picked a direction and walked straight forward. After a short while, he arrived in front of the Tianshi Mansion.
When netizens looked at the huge wooden building with three floors and the three large characters "Tianshi Mansion" hanging on the building, they suddenly felt a strong curiosity and yearning in their hearts.
The so-called Tianshi Mansion is the place where the successive Tianshis of Mount Longhu lived and worked, and is also the residence of the contemporary Tianshi Zhang Zhiwei.
"At this point, I don't know if the old Taoist priest is still inside, so let's go in and take a look."
Wang Ye muttered to himself, looked at the three big characters of Tianshi Mansion again, and walked in. Several crew members beside him also followed closely by his side, recording everything that happened.
So when they went a little deeper, a noisy sound came from the Tianshi Temple.
"Lingyu, get in the car quickly and get ready to escape the poison!"
"In the final round, the match point has arrived, everyone be careful."
"Hey, Lao Lu, give me a sniper rifle!"
"From the sound of this voice, could it be the old Heavenly Master Zhang Zhiwei?"
"Escape from the poison? Fire a sniper rifle? What's going on?"
"Go in and take a look."
Hearing the noise coming from the Tianshi Mansion, netizens' curiosity became even stronger.
Wang Ye did not seem surprised. He followed the source of the sound and after passing through the corridor of the courtyard, he came to an open hut.
There was a stone table in the small courtyard in front of the cottage, and five people were sitting around the table, namely Zhang Zhiwei, Tian Jinzhong, Lu Jin, Zhang Lingyu and Xia He.
Wang Ye came closer and found that five people were staring at their mobile phones, operating them intently. The screen was a recently popular chicken-eating game. The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhiwei was wearing professional headphones on his head. He controlled the game with three fingers, and every shot hit the target.
"May I ask what these Taoist priests are doing?"
"The one wearing the pink cat-ear headphones, I've seen him in the newspapers. He's Zhang Zhiwei, the current Heavenly Master of Mount Longhu!"
"Is that the Heavenly Master from Mount Longhu? He looks like an immortal, but why is he playing PUBG?"
"Well, the show was a blast!"
"I have thought of many possibilities, but my imagination is still not rich enough..."
Netizens who saw all this expressed their confusion in the barrage.
The staff in charge of recording the program also pointed their phones at the old master, but saw him use three commands to create phantoms, move in a cool way, and hit the target with every bullet. He showed off a one-on-four fight, and directly blew up four heads with a rifle burst, which laid the foundation for the victory of the game!
Then, as the championship settlement page popped up, the five people breathed a sigh of relief at the same time and put down their phones.
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