The High-Tech Commander of KanColle

The idea of ​​the Hornet is very simple. It is to bomb in two echelons. The first echelon will force out the Big E of Small Enterprise, and the carrier-based aircraft of the second echelon will directly win the game in one wave.

But what shocked Bumblebee was that after the first round of airstrikes, he saw Small Business squatting there crying with his head in his hands.

Bumblebee was a little panicked. No, this is because he didn’t use the Big E?

If I really beat the small business to tears, then when I go back, Sister York City will beat me to tears too.

So the Hornet slammed on the brakes and ordered its second round of carrier-based aircraft to come back quickly, moving quickly towards the direction of Small Enterprise.

"Is Bumblebee a pig? How could he be fooled by this?"

Enterprise was speechless. This was a drill. If it really hit, Small Enterprise would not be hurt. They were all paint bullets. Seeing that there was no dirt on Small Enterprise's body, it was known that the dodge must have been used.

York City was also a little distressed: "Where did the small business learn this trick from? It's a bit... too clever?"

The female kitchen god didn't give any face: "That's because you raised the small business in the wrong way, otherwise how could you be so shameless... No, this is wit, worthy of being our small business, your IQ crushes the Bumblebee."

Harman glanced at the Kitchen Goddess and said, "The first half of the sentence you blurted out is what you really think, right?"

The latter statement further highlights that you, the Kitchen Goddess, are a bootlicker of small businesses.

How did you become like this now?

Although Haman did not understand, he was deeply shocked.

When Bumblebee got close to the small business, he quickly squatted down:

"Well, don't cry. If you cry, I'll be in trouble. If I hurt you, can I apologize to you?"

Just as Bumblebee was distracted by the panic

At that time, Small Business looked up directly, and then held a carrier-based aircraft in his hand, which was a fighter jet.

Aiming at the Bumblebee, the fighter jet was used as a pistol.

Da da da da da, the paint directly smeared Bumblebee's face, making his eyes go black and he lost his vision immediately.

"Oh my god, how can you play like that!" Bumblebee yelled.

Then Small Business flew straight to the back at high speed, using all its bombers and torpedo planes, and gave the Hornet a standing ovation.

The small business was very proud, without stopping: "Hehehe, this is called deception in war, Sister Bumblebee!"

Bumblebee, this time, I really have some doubts about the fate of the ship.

Small businesses, have fun.

273. My legs are numb.

The exercise was over quickly, and Small Business let Bumblebee know the dangers of society.

Bumblebee went to clean the practice paint off his body, while Small Business was held in the arms of the Kitchen Goddess and praised constantly.

"Hoo, ho, ho, this is indeed our small business. It's really amazing that they beat Bumblebee into this state."

The Kitchen Goddess is not at all stingy with her words of praise.

Yorktown also smiled and said, "Yes, it's amazing that a small company can be so smart and make good use of all the favorable factors on the battlefield. It's not easy."

Yorktown asked casually, "By the way, Small Business, tell me, who taught you to be like this?"

Small Enterprise said: "Well, it's Sister Prince Eugen and Sister Binjiang."

York City's face turned dark. As expected, you two are such shameless people. This is how you teach your children, right?

Okay, I'll come find you later.

Enterprise said: "Female Kitchen Goddess, you should not be too pampering to Xiao Enterprise. This tricky way of fighting is a way to succeed no matter what."

The female kitchen god glared at the enterprise and said, "What are you talking about? Winning is enough. If we really want to send small enterprises to the battlefield, as long as they don't get hurt or get into trouble, who cares what method they use."

"Being able to survive is a good idea. Besides, this is a child. Do you expect him to fight one-on-one like a warrior? In a head-on group fight?"

The Kitchen Goddess' mouth is like a machine gun, constantly firing at companies, causing them to suffer setbacks.

Enterprise now finally understood how the Vesta felt after those ship girls said something bad about him.

This is simply full firepower.

And you, Kitchen Goddess, have changed. You used to protect me, but now you protect other women.

Isn’t this a kind of... ahem.

After Bumblebee came back, he was very upset: "I just came back and heard you guys were making up stories about me. How dare you? Small businesses are going crazy."

"Why are you embarrassed? You are such a big man, why are you arguing with a small enterprise? And the small enterprise also said that this is a battlefield. Will the opponent show any mercy to you?"

The Kitchen Goddess immediately turned her guns around, ready to engage in a debate with a group of scholars for small businesses.

"Also, as a sister, it's wrong for you to say that about Xiaoqiye, because Xiaoqiye was just conducting a serious exercise and didn't do anything wrong. Secondly, as a soldier, you were not alert, which is also your own problem."

Bumblebee was very troubled for a while, but in the final analysis, it was not the fault of small businesses.

Bumblebee even felt that if the two people's positions were switched, the Kitchen Goddess would probably be chased by a syringe with a wrench in her hand.

Are you still playing dirty in front of your sister?

What? This is a battlefield?

I don't care, you, as a sister, are bullying our small business! Die!

Sinai!

York City looked at the Kitchen Goddess with some caution, although small businesses would go to play with the Kitchen Goddess when they were not free.

But after that, it’s better not to let the two of them be alone together for too long.

You see, small businesses have been somewhat distorted by the teachings of Prince Eugen and Binjiang.

If the Kitchen Goddess continues to spoil him like this... I guess a devil even more naughty than little Akagi will be born.

The big guys gradually dispersed, and Bumblebee was suppressed by her pure IQ. It would take some time for the gossip to disappear.

Especially Bumblebee felt that there were people from outside the port area watching the fun, and if this got out.

My Lord Bumblebee’s lifelong reputation!

After leaving the training ground, Xiao Akagi and the others were very excited. They discussed and came up with some "tactics" that would be effective for children, and were going to use them in subsequent exercises.

In particular, little Akagi has begun to fantasize about using similar tactics to make Akagi cry for his parents after being beaten by him.

But Xiao Tiancheng hesitated to speak. Akagi is not Bumblebee, and you are not a small business. Bumblebee will go easy on small businesses, but Akagi will really teach you a lesson to death if he gets the chance.

By then, I guess little Akagi will be in a miserable state.

As for why Xiao Tiancheng didn't remind Xiao Chicheng...

Xiao Akagi's mentality of rebellion must never be tolerated.

If her little Akagi dares to do such a trick on her today, she will dare to eat her snacks in front of her tomorrow!

Therefore, we still have to use a knife to kill someone and let Xiao Akagi know how dangerous society is.

The little guys went about their own business, and Ren Anhe was also

I don’t know what to do.

Back in the common room, Ren Anhe looked at Binjiang and Tashkent, whose faces were already flushed, with a frown on his face.

The two of them lay on the soft carpet in a very unrestrained posture and fell into a deep sleep.

There were wine bottles scattered around.

You can tell at a glance that he's drunk.

No, there are more than ten bottles of wine, and you haven't finished your plate of peanuts and broad beans yet. You guys are quite good at drinking.

Ren Anhe had no choice but to help the two men clean up the scattered wine bottles. Then he moved Tashkent to lie on the sofa and covered him with a blanket.

Although it is summer, we are in an air-conditioned room after all, so it would be more comfortable to cover ourselves with a blanket.

As for Binjiang, since it was his wedding ship after all, Ren Anhe still gave Binjiang some special treatment.

Allow her to rest on her lap.

I have been served by my own wedding ship so many times, so I should serve Binjiang this time.

After pulling the blanket for Binjiang, Ren Anhe also started to check his phone.

Scylla went to Hood and Belfast again. As her personal maid, she still had to apply to me.

It was very busy over there, so Ren Anhe told Scylla to go without worry and he would rest for a while in the lounge.

Then came the news about Egil.

A temporary notice from Donghuang said that the Iris Theocracy and Sakura Empire would arrive in the next two days.

We will still have to go and greet them when the time comes.

Ren Anhe replied to the message to say that he understood, and then started to look at some interesting things happening in the port area.

Among them, several married girls always show their hands, or more precisely, the oath rings on their fingers, intentionally or unintentionally when posting on the KanColle circle.

For example, Prince Eugen posted on KanColle Circle:

"Oh, it's summer now, my hands are a little dry, this hand cream is really useful."

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Let’s not talk about why your hands are dry in the summer. You, a ship girl, shouldn’t need skin care products, right?

Also, the ring of promise on your hand is really shining.

A certain grumpy old lady below started cursing directly.

Hipper: "Prince Eugen, you deserve to die."

Another grumpy fox was relatively civilized:

"I suggest you cut off your hands. Then you won't have any trouble with dry hands."

Some quality, but not much.

Ren Anhe laughed secretly. It seems that he will have to visit the KanColle circle more often in the future. The KanColles here speak sweetly and have many abilities. It is very interesting.

Before I knew it, an hour had passed.

As we all know, drunk people usually do not sleep very well, and their sleep is basically shallow.

He wakes up at the slightest disturbance.

Ren Anhe saw Binjiang kicked off the blanket and thought about covering Binjiang again.

As a result, Binjiang frowned and opened his eyes in confusion.

"good afternoon."

Ren Anhe greeted him.

Although Binjiang's brain was not fully activated, he still responded subconsciously:

"Commander, good afternoon..."

"I am..."

Ren Anhe said, "You've drunk too much. Really, you two really don't have any sense at all. You just finished the expedition mission, and you came back drunk?"

Binjiang laughed: "Isn't this a habit?"

Ren Anhe was helpless, but still asked with concern: "What's wrong? Does your head hurt? Do you want some water?"

Binjiang said, "Well, Commander, don't worry about this. We have now developed the ability to have a hangover without feeling a headache. Also, drink water."

Ren Anhe rolled his eyes. Is this something worthy of self-praise?

Binjiang saw that Ren Anhe didn't speak or move, and couldn't help feeling a little strange:

"Commander, I want water, can you pour me a glass?"

As a wedding ship, it's normal to have some privileges, right?

Ren Anhe knocked on Binjiang's head and said, "You are resting your head on my legs, how can I get up to pour you some water?"

Binjiang's brain had also restarted. He said "Oh oh" and sat up while covering the place where he was hit.

Ren Anhe had no choice but to stand up.

then……