The High-Tech Commander of KanColle

The rules are simple.

No one is too lazy to remember the rules of volleyball or not.

So they just played dodgeball with a volleyball, and even took away the net in the middle.

This made Ren Anhe want to complain. No, you guys are being too casual, aren’t you?

But what's even more regrettable is that I can't see my girls jumping and dancing...

Thinking of this, Ren Anhe couldn't help but be shocked.

Ren Anhe, Ren Anhe, are you so addicted to alcohol and sex? Your thoughts are so muddy...

Starting tomorrow, quit drinking!

So Ren Anhe began to look at his girls with peace of mind again.

Alas, it's a pity that Ren Anhe doesn't drink...

cough cough.

Game start.

Since Bumblebee lost the coin toss, he let Prince Eugen serve.

Prince Eugen weighed the volleyball in his hand and said with a smug look on his face: "Hehehe, little Bumblebee, you still have a chance to surrender. Just tell me straight away, do you surrender or not?"

Although Bumblebee was a little nervous, he couldn't lose in terms of momentum, so he said stubbornly:

"Surrender? There is no such thing as surrender in my Bumblebee's dictionary!"

"You are just Prince Eugen, look how easy it is for me to capture you! You can't even beat me, and you still want to challenge the status of my two sisters, the East and West Ninomiya?"

Bumblebee fully demonstrated what it means to talk big and what it means to not die if you don't commit suicide, which made Prince Eugen's blood pressure explode.

"Okay, that's great. In this case, I don't need to save face for you."

Prince Eugen said through gritted teeth.

Yuanchou behind him was a little confused. Although he had joined the port for some time, Yuanchou still didn't know why Prince Eugen was so angry.

As a nun who only likes to lead the commander, Yuanchou basically doesn't care about their trivial matters.

Instead, Akagi was speechless.

No, shut up, Bumblebee, you really don’t know how to write the word death.

And are you seriously ill? Flipping a coin with Prince Eugen?

Playing this kind of luck thing?

You are giving away the initiative.

To be honest, even though it's just a game, Akagi feels that facing such a Bumblebee, his skill of "winning by taking the initiative" has been wasted.

The antonym of the one who strikes first will win is the one who strikes second will get beaten.

Akagi no longer had any hope for the outcome this time.

Are you talking about Bumblebee's halo that reduces intelligence?

Akagi felt a little regretful.

Why did he jump out?

Wouldn’t it be nice to just quietly watch the show?

There are actually people who volunteer to be beaten?

Akagi, ah Akagi, you really are...

But I just kept thinking that since I was already here.

Akagi also forced himself to cheer up and prepare to deal with the fierce bombardment from Prince Eugen.

Prince Eugen bent backward, and his whole plump body was like a fully drawn bow... although for some reason this bow had two large lumps of fat.

As he began to gather strength, he said:

"Bumblebee, let me teach you another trick. This is from the care of the senior for the younger girl..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the volleyball was thrown out suddenly.

Even the moment it left my hand, a sonic boom occurred...

This made Ren Anhe, the referee, stunned.

That’s not right. There was a sonic boom. Shouldn’t the surrounding glass and other things explode directly?

Why didn't even the sand splash up?

After thinking for a moment, Ren Anhe realized.

Don’t meddle in the affairs of beautiful girls and magic routes. Newton can’t do anything about them.

This throw was so fast that Bumblebee didn't even have time to react before he felt the volleyball getting bigger and bigger in his eyes, and then...

Prince Eugen the Guillotine!

The volleyball hit Bumblebee directly in the face, and the inertia and force of the volleyball sent Bumblebee flying.

This is really face killing.

Bumblebee fell to the ground and couldn't get up again.

It is impossible.

After all, she is a ship girl. She can do everything that humans can do, such as giving birth to children.

What humans can't do, KanColle can do, such as Bumblebee catching bullets on her face.

For example, if he was hit in the cheek by this killer dodgeball, he would just feel dizzy when he stood up.

According to this force, if you get hit in the face, your face should be directly sunken, and you can also make an appointment with Master Hu directly.

The Hall of Rebirth serves.

You don't even have to go to Baizhu.

But Bumblebee just had some more red marks on his face.

Then I had a nosebleed.

Bumblebee recovered and glared at Prince Eugen with gritted teeth:

"You guy!"

Prince Eugen said, "Have you learned this fast serve?"

Bumblebee fought with Lazy Donkey for a long time before standing up. The resulting turbulent waves made Ren Anhe give him a thumbs up.

Bumblebee held the ball and kept moving his shoulders, as if he was going to give Prince Eugen a big one.

"Very good. Then you have to catch my next ball!"

Bumblebee said with a grin.

Prince Eugen was very disdainful: "Oh, just a cricket bumblebee."

Because this is a modified dodgeball game, you can't quit just because you get hit. Points are counted, and Prince Eugen's critical hit hit him directly on the head, so the extra points are a lot.

Bumblebee followed suit, and the force just now could be clearly felt, this is the strength of a ship girl.

So Bumblebee also used her own ship girl power.

But for Prince Eugen, it was too slow.

Prince Eugen is Ren Anhe's sister, so whenever he has something good, he will leave an extra portion for his sister.

So although Prince Eugen usually looks lazy, he is a person who never gives away anything.

Few people know that Prince Eugen is the most capable fighter in the port area.

But Bumblebee is really lazy, so sometimes he won't take the initiative to adapt even when there are modifications.

Therefore... Bumblebee's full-strength attack was too slow in Prince Eugen's eyes.

It was avoided with a simple dodge.

Like a dancer on the dance floor, Prince Eugen performed a gorgeous circle dance move, and when he faced Bumblebee again, he even winked at her.

It seemed to be saying, zero points, thanks to the Hornets for giving me the ball.

This made Bumblebee even angrier.

"Don't think about it!"

Seeing that the ball was about to fall to the ground, Bismarck seized the opportunity, used his arm to hit the volleyball directly back into the sky, and then passed it to Tirpitz.

"Now, Tirpitz!"

Bismarck said.

But what greeted her was the dazed Prince Eugen and Tirpitz, who was holding the volleyball in both hands with a confused look on his face.

And...Ren Anhe silently added points to Bumblebee.

"No, this is dodgeball, you have to dodge it! Why are you taking the initiative to meet it!"

Prince Eugen was a little upset. What kind of teammate is this? !

Bismarck also reacted, seeing that it was a volleyball, and subconsciously...

Bismarck felt that he was in the wrong, and facing Prince Eugen's output, he could only turn his face away.

Prince Eugen just felt his blood pressure rising, although he was still in the lead, after all, the scores of being hit in the face and being hit in the arm were completely different.

But I was able to make the other side lose everything, and now they have scored points...

It is more painful to see others making money than to lose money yourself.

Prince Eugen gritted his teeth and patiently gave Bismarck a final scientific explanation:

"Our goal is to hit the opponent! And then avoid the opponent's ball! Unless you can catch the opponent's ball with your hands in one go, the opponent will be able to score! Understand?"

Bismarck, Prince Eugen's former boss and now his "subordinate", nodded repeatedly like a quail.

312. Diving

The game continued, Bumblebee started to show off, and then Prince Eugen wanted to kill Bumblebee's fighting spirit.

So Prince Eugen stretched out his hand to Tirpitz, asking for the ball, and Tirpitz handed it to him directly.

Prince Eugen said, "Now, I will teach you another skill... Do you know the boomerang?"

Bumblebee was stunned: "What?"

After saying that, without waiting for Bumblebee to react, Prince Eugen threw the ball in an arc like a baseball.

Yuanchou and Akagi dodged it perfectly.

But the dazed Bumblebee suffered again.

The volleyball hit Bumblebee's waist directly, and then returned to Prince Eugen's hands in a strange arc.

Bumblebee rubbed his aching waist, feeling as if he had just taken a trip to northern Myanmar... although it was most likely that the place in northern Myanmar was massacred by the ship girls.

But this time, it was Prince Eugen and his friends who kidnapped Bumblebee, so Bumblebee could not resist.

Bumblebee, as the captain, was scored twice in a row.

"Bumblebee! You asked us to come here! Pay attention!"

Akagi said somewhat dissatisfiedly.

Bumblebee also said awkwardly: "Sorry, sorry..."

The next goal came from Tirpitz.

Although it was Prince Eugen who caught the ball, she gave the ball to Tirpitz as a courtesy.

Tirpitz doesn't like this kind of winding ball, she likes to hit it straight.

Then, Tirpitz jumped high into the air, stretching out in the air like a mermaid in the water...but the beautiful flower had sharp poisonous thorns.

However, although the speed was fast, the route was too obvious, and even Bumblebee could easily dodge it.

However, the ball still has some strength, and it looks ordinary.