Keqing also understood that verbal promises were meaningless, so she closed her eyes and picked up the spoon to put the soft, blackened golden shrimp ball into her mouth.
"..."
"Wow, Keqing fainted."
"No, that's not right. It's not the food that's the problem. Keqing is choking."
"She didn't even chew?"
Ye Ming hurriedly hugged Keqing from behind, then lifted up her soft breasts and squeezed them, pushing back and forth for a long time before making her spit out the food.
"Sorry, I ate too fast just now."
After recovering, Keqing's skin turned red, which was obviously not caused by holding her breath.
Instead, it was Ye Ming's action of hugging her from behind and squeezing her breasts that reminded her of the fierce battle in the office.
For a moment, my legs felt a little weak.
"Forget it. If you really don't want to eat, I won't force you. Just have some fun and don't hurt yourself."
"Uh... Actually it's okay. I was too prejudiced. The feeling of entering the mouth is not that bad."
As she spoke, Keqing ate another one, chewing it carefully this time, and then encouraged Ying:
"It just tastes bad, it's not life-threatening."
"Very good……"
Yingye sighed, showing a relieved smile, with a trace of tears in the corner of his eyes.
All we’re short of is shouting “We are the champions!”
"Why are you so happy when the reviews say it tastes bad..."
"Haha, unpalatable is already a big improvement for Ying, compared to being inedible."
Zhen and Ying are already preparing to open the champagne.
"Taste mine! Taste mine!"
It was the first time that Kiana made a dish with a specific shape, and her face was full of excitement.
"The taste of Kiana's cooking...is not as bad as I imagined."
"So who did better between the two?"
"They are equally bad. If you ask me to judge which one tastes better... I really can't."
"A draw?"
The ending of a tie was a bit disappointing, but the others didn't dare to taste it themselves to make a judgment, so they could only complain:
"Was it too peaceful during the game? There were not enough decisive moments."
"Yeah, when I watch other people's cooking competitions, they always interfere with each other, and some even go as far as to disrupt things."
"That was a normal cooking duel between Kiana and Ying. There was no room for trouble."
Just when Ye Ming was considering whether to use today's competition as material for the Valkyrie's table, Kiana suddenly brought her own food to Ye Ming.
"Ye Ming, come and try it too."
This time, there was no expectation on Kiana's face, but instead she looked tender and affectionate.
"I've always wanted you to try my cooking, but I've never succeeded."
Her voice was low and soft, almost in a pleading tone:
"I know it doesn't taste good, but... just think of it as giving me something to dream about, okay?"
"Don't say something that is irresistible..."
Ye Ming first complained with a wry smile, then picked up the chopsticks and took a bite reluctantly.
"..."
"???"
The expression on Ye Ming's face was very complicated. He was very surprised at first, and then frowned.
After taking the second bite, Ye Ming's expression became more and more solemn, and he even broke out in a cold sweat.
585. How to defeat the empty law without taking any damage while holding Ji Zi
"Ugh... still, don't eat it."
Seeing that Keqing could calmly eat the food she cooked, Kiana thought that she had reached a normal level.
But when he saw Ye Ming's serious look, he felt guilty again.
"Sorry... I just acted on impulse, just spit it out."
"..."
Ye Ming remained silent, he seemed to be thinking about something.
After a moment, he finally reacted and said to Kiana:
"Oh, it tastes okay. Although it's not delicious, it's already a big improvement."
After dealing with Kiana for a while, Ye Ming found Fu Hua and Mei:
"That's enough joking. You guys can prepare a delicious meal later and let Keqing taste the golden shrimp balls made by the chef."
"Well, after seeing Kiana and Ying's wrong demonstrations, I really can't help but want to do it myself."
It feels like...the kind of thing in cerebral palsy game ads that deliberately raises your blood pressure to trick you into clicking in to play.
With this momentum, and the dessert made by Rita, a truly delicious banquet was soon served on the table.
“After eating something unpalatable, eating something delicious really makes the flavor more memorable.”
Keqing's mouth was bulging with food, which was quite cute, while Zhongli next to her was sighing while eating:
"Although I know the sufferings of the world, I have never experienced the feeling of having food that is hard to swallow. Today, I have tasted it and realized how hard it is to get delicious food."
"..."
Besides Keqing and Zhongli, Ye Ming was also the one who picked up food quickly.
He seemed to be in a hurry when putting it into his mouth, but after putting it in his mouth he began to chew it slowly.
"what……"
After a moment, Ye Ming breathed a sigh of relief.
"It scared me. I thought my sense of taste was gone."
When Ye Ming ate the disgusting food made by Kiana just now, he couldn't taste anything.
Now that I’ve eaten the delicious food made by the three chef gods, my sense of taste has finally returned to normal.
"But it's really strange. How could my sense of taste suddenly fail all of a sudden?"
——It’s a sub-healthy state. Occasional tinnitus, strange taste, and heart pain are all normal.
"Are you going to start a regimen again? I wonder how long I can abstain from sex this time."
——Forget about quitting masturbation, you can’t do it.
·············
After finishing his meal, Ye Ming felt that the version was almost delayed, so he called Alicia again.
"Has the script been written?"
“Almost there…Create a new folder.”
"Don't touch me too hard. Everyone is looking forward to the sequel of Paradise."
"Hey, the Moon Festival event has only been a few days, why are you in such a hurry?"
"It was just a small version and it was over very quickly."
"Ye Ming~~"
Just when Ye Ming and Alicia were discussing, the other party suddenly called out Ye Ming's name in a strange tone.
The voice sounded filled with longing and reluctance, as well as regret and sadness.
It was because the topic they were talking about had nothing to do with the above-mentioned feelings that Ye Ming felt very strange.
"What's wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
"It's better to just take your time with the story. There's no need to rush to find the ending, right?"
"Well... that's true, but you have to give the players some content."
"Isn't that easy? I already have a good idea~~"
Alicia's tone became cheerful again:
"How about we make a version of a parallel world?"
"parallel world?"
"For example, Xilin who didn't become a destroyer and was destroyed, or... um... Hua who has a plump figure?"
"Where did you get these ideas from..."
"I saw this on the gaming community. These topics are very popular recently~~"
After she finished speaking, Alicia also sent many links to posts to Ye Ming and other people in the studio.
"How did you manage to pass the Sky Law without any damage, Ji Zi?"
"How can you grow a body in 50,000 years with Fu Hua in your hand?"
"How can I save the villa island from Kong Lu with Raven in hand?"
"..."
Whether or not it's interesting is aside for now, but these topics did attract everyone's attention.
"I'm going to write the script first, you guys see if there's room for improvement."
Since Ai Lixia had said so, Ye Ming had no other choice but to discuss with everyone:
"What do you think?"
"I just think it's outrageous." Bronya had a ? ? ? expression on her face.
“I think this is probably a kind of hope.”
Nashida explained:
“Through the players’ God’s perspective, they want to make up for the character’s mistakes, errors, or regrets… at least the starting point is good.”
After scrolling down the post, everyone discovered that the "hand exercise" meme was just a beginning, and it was developed on this basis...
It is the strength rating of each character in their prime state after making up for their regrets.
"Let me see... I can actually rank this high when I'm healthy."
Ji Zi took a quick look and found that the name "Healthy Ji Zi" was written prominently in the first tier of the strength list.
"After all, Teacher Himeko defeated the Herrscher of the Sky in a one-on-one duel." Bronya agreed.
"But, whether it is the power of the artificial stigma or the plague gem, it is obtained at the cost of life. If you are healthy, you won't have that kind of power."
After hearing Ji Zi's analysis, Zhen complained:
"Even if there weren't those deadly things, Jizi, you're not going to be healthy if you stay up late drinking all day."
"Stop swearing, stop swearing, I'm already quitting drinking."
"When you say quit drinking, do you mean one bottle a day?"
"I can't help it. Wine and sex. If you want me to quit drinking, you have to make me bitter."
Then, Ji Zi looked at Ye Ming again:
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