"This is the first time Mei acts like a spoiled child to me~!"
Fortunately, Kiana in reality has not been tortured to that extent. After being stuck to by Mei, the "insect smell" that had been dormant for a long time came out.
"Before, every time I wanted to hug you, you pushed me away."
"Wow... because every time you bring me your child, you either want to steal some food or borrow money from me..."
"Haha, is that so?"
Kiana smiled ashamedly, then held Mei's hand that she was holding from behind.
"Okay, okay, Mei is just like Mr. Himeko, unable to differentiate between the game and reality."
"Stupid Kiana, do you have the right to criticize others?" Bronya mocked mercilessly.
"Who was the one who cried so hard that he couldn't sleep at night after watching The Last Lesson?" Zhen also added.
"Until now, I still call you Teacher Jizi."
Seeing that her sister was still so energetic, Yulandel, who had been nervous for Kiana, couldn't help but laugh.
"Oops~~ It was just a slip of the tongue! When dubbing, I kept calling him teacher. It's not easy to correct it."
After explaining casually, Kiana walked in front of Ye Ming again, stretched out her fist, and smiled confidently:
"I will also try my best to do the following stories, at least I won't cry when dubbing."
"Don't be so confident."
Ye Ming also stretched out his hand and bumped fists with Kiana.
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"Ye Ming, when will the funeral be held? Players request a live broadcast of the entire event."
The next day, Zhen, who was responsible for collecting players' opinions, felt a headache when he saw the numerous messages.
"You are so impatient. The event hasn't even ended yet and you're already eager to watch the funeral."
"Because the amount has exceeded, you don't want to wait any longer."
Yulandel printed out the players' opinions and handed them to Ye Ming's desk.
"Let me see what everyone wants to see..."
Ye Ming had just picked up the report to read when he rolled his eyes at the insults throughout.
"No, these people are not right, right?"
Ye Ming said innocently:
"There are so many rubbish events, the numbers are broken, the characters are a scam, the planners deserve to die."
"I don't take the blame for this. I have never done any of this."
At this point, Ye Ming couldn't help but wonder...
Is there really such an inhuman plan in this world?
Do you have to go against the players to make money?
Wouldn’t it be nice to let everyone have fun and spend money comfortably?
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The second half of this chapter is mainly about memes and has nothing to do with the main storyline.
62. Say thank you, Ye Bao (Funeral begins)
"It must be the players who made the mistake. Isn't it better to just ignore these opinions?"
As she spoke, Rita brought a tray of snacks to Ye Ming.
"Um……"
Ye Ming originally wanted to ignore everyone's opinions, but after closing his eyes and thinking again and again, he came up with a new idea.
“No, their demands should be responded to.”
"Why? What they are scolding has nothing to do with you, right?" Rita asked curiously.
"I can sense the anger in their messages. They must have been treated unfairly."
"Players are innocent. Since someone treats them like this, I also want to provide players with a chance to vent."
At this point, Ye Ming emphasized:
"But! I won't take the blame if it's not my fault! I only serve those players who say I'm being mean to them in the plot!"
"As for those inhuman planners, I will use holographic CG technology to restore them 100% for the players, and then let everyone vent their anger."
Therefore, Ye Ming's initial plan was to hold several funerals in succession.
One is his promise to everyone, and the others use black technology to pull out those planners who have done all kinds of bad things for everyone to criticize.
"Ye Ming, look at this. Everyone wants you to be buried as Otto."
The girls in the studio stopped what they were doing and started picking up the players' requests for Ye Ming.
"I know, I know. That Otto is so abominable! Teacher Jizi... ahem, Jizi's sister's death is also related to him!"
Kiana also looked very angry.
"And I saw the official comics published by Yaedo, and even my mother was killed by this person."
Yulandel said with a troubled look:
"Ye Ming, I'm glad you can portray your mother so well, but can't there be a happy ending?"
"It's a fictional story, so it doesn't matter if it's a little tragic."
Ye Ming smiled meaningfully:
"Anyway, your life is pretty good in reality, isn't it?"
"That's true."
"But, dressing up as Otto..."
Ye Ming ran to the prop room and got a set of long golden wigs. After putting them on his head, he tidied up his black hair until it fit perfectly.
"What do you think?"
“Ah~~!”
"This is really..."
When the girls saw Ye Ming with his long golden hair, their eyes almost burst into light.
“So cute~!”
"Although ponytails are great, this wife hairstyle is also very stylish!"
“Ouch~ Ouch~~”
Rita, who was usually dignified, was stroking her rosy face with her hands, and at the same time she showed a criminal smile:
"If I could be a few years younger, no... this wouldn't be impossible."
Yulandel had never seen Rita like this before, and was so frightened that she dared not speak for a moment.
“That won’t work.”
Nashida, who was sitting in Aci's arms, said:
"Although she looks beautiful, she doesn't look like Otto at all."
“Hey, that’s easy.”
Ye Ming took out the tools he had used to model Otto, and pasted a layer of simulated skin on his face. After some fiddling, he had disguised Otto's face.
"Is it similar now? As for the eye color, I can just wear cosmetic contact lenses when the time comes."
"Uh……"
"It's really similar..."
"I feel a little uncomfortable..."
The girls who were originally drooling over Ye Ming, when they saw this "fake Otto" in front of them, they all showed expressions as if they were stuck by a fishbone and unconsciously took a half step back.
"I don't know why, but I get a headache when I see this person."
Fu Hua rubbed her forehead.
"What else do the players want?"
"Let me see, the black people are carrying the coffin, and the coffin board is jumping back and forth, just because of dancing..."
Kiana couldn't understand what she was reading anymore.
"Just because of what?"
"Oh, never mind that, I'll just go to the farmer's market and buy one."
You also need to prepare a set of black and white overalls.
"The rest are some very aggressive suggestions, which are almost direct insults."
"Haha, that has nothing to do with me. Let those hated planners take the blame."
After that, the group chartered a car and went to the Hall of Rebirth together.
Bronya went alone. She said she wanted to drive her own motorcycle, but she was stopped by the traffic police halfway, which delayed her for a long time.
"Master Hu, can these requests be met?"
"Of course! We at Wangshengtang provide one-stop service!"
As he spoke, Walnut clapped his hands, and four black men in suits and sunglasses came out.
"As for the coffin lid jumping back and forth as you said..."
Walnut shouted loudly:
"Floating House!"
"coming!"
Soon, a sturdy man with four arms and dark purple skin walked out.
"The world I reconstructed is really tolerant..."
Ye Ming looked at the four-handed sturdy man, then looked at the calm eyes of the others, and couldn't help but sigh.
Not only the beautiful beast girls, but everyone can also accept the image of the Yakshas.
"Ohhh! You! You're not that!"
As soon as he saw Ye Ming, Fushe was as happy as a 300-pound child. He ran to Ye Ming and picked him up with his four hands.
But as soon as he lifted Ye Ming up high, Fushe showed a confused expression.
"Hey... who are you?"
"Fushe! You don't even know Ye Ming, yet you're still lifting him up! Put him down now!"
"Oh! My rudeness!"
After Fushe apologized, Kurumi stood up and explained:
"General Fushe, he can throw the coffin into the air, do three and a half turns in the air, land steadily and catch it, and then swing the coffin like a nunchaku."
"You can even juggle multiple coffins at once, just like throwing bottles in acrobatics, making the coffins fly all over the sky."
Ye Ming imagined the scene and couldn't help laughing:
"I'd better save this trick for those planners who are truly hated. I won't get involved."
After everything was arranged, the funeral of the planner of Honkai Impact 3rd began in front of tens of millions of people.
As soon as the picture of the Hall of Rebirth appeared, the barrage in the lower left corner was flooded with comments.
But it is really hard to see what exactly was given because everyone is just giving gifts.
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