They all came to the door, and you call this a simulator?

They all came to the door, you call this a simulator? ! Author: Po Yue Lai

After Xu Wuchen traveled through time, he awakened a simulator of all worlds.

[One day, your father brought a girl, saying that she was the daughter of his best friend, and asked you to take good care of her. You had a bad feeling in your heart.]

[The enemy came to your door, and only you and the girl survived]

[You finally got your revenge. Before you died, you transplanted your supreme bone into the girl’s body.]

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[You are the imperial tutor of the current empress. When you were studying, the empress often secretly watched you from behind.]

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[You are a monk under Leifeng Pagoda. Every time you chant, two snakes will coil around you.]

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[You have been practicing with a Taoist priest since you were young, and at a young age you became the leader of the Taoist sect. One day you came to Lanruo Temple.]

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In the Sims again and again, I thought these were just the fantasy content of the simulator

It was not until the Cultivation Ceremony that Xu Wuchen saw the Peach Blossom Sword Immortal flying on a sword.

"Scumbag! Aren't you dead?"

Peach Blossom Sword Fairy walked up to Xu Wuchen, his expression changed, and he gritted his teeth.

"go home with me!"

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The empress whom he had never met wanted to accept him as her husband, the blue and white snakes who spoke human language and threatened to repay their gratitude, and the Queen of Fengdu who had a ghost marriage contract.

You call this a simulator?!

1 Peach Blossom Sword Fairy!

Daqian Dynasty.

In the clouded window and misty pavilion.

Sitting there was a group of royal nobles and children of famous families dressed in gorgeous clothes.

Take any one of these people, and the forces behind them are enough to shake this imperial city three times!

"Mr. Li, why did you call us here?"

A man in fancy clothes asked curiously.

"Hehe, I'm sure you've all heard about it. In recent days, strange phenomena have occurred frequently in the Tianyuan Realm. In our Daqian Dynasty, there have been extremely rare sights such as purple air coming from the east, rosy clouds filling the imperial city, two moons in succession, being seen in the east in the morning, hundreds of birds paying homage, and cranes holding peaches in their mouths. This is a rare sight!" said the man called Master Li with a proud look on his face.

"So what?" someone asked curiously.

"Therefore, this World Cultivation Conference will be held in my Daqian Dynasty!" Master Li said with great pride.

"Tsk, hasn't everyone known about this kind of thing a long time ago?" Some people curled their lips and said disdainfully.

"Don't worry. Do you know who will host the World Cultivation Conference this time?" Master Li said, leaving everyone in suspense.

"Who is it? Mr. Li, don't keep us in suspense! Otherwise I will have to buy you a coffin!" Someone immediately said impatiently.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

This person's words immediately caused everyone to burst into laughter.

In the crowd, there was only a young man in a moon-white gown sitting quietly, with a faint smile on his peaceful face. He did not laugh with the others, and there was a hint of fatigue between his brows.

Remaining and independent.

These days, Xu Wuchen always felt inexplicably tired for some reason.

It was as if something was trying to drain my energy.

"Maybe I should go to the temple to worship." Xu Wuchen said thoughtfully.

Shaking his head, Xu Wuchen forced himself to cheer up and looked at Master Li in front of the crowd.

"The one who is in charge of hosting the World Cultivation Conference this time is the Peach Blossom Sword Immortal who emerged as a rising star a hundred years ago!" Master Li said mysteriously without getting annoyed.

"What?! Could it be the famous Peach Blossom Sword Fairy of Tianyuan?!"

"It is rumored that Peach Blossom Sword Fairy possesses the supreme bone and has an unprecedented talent, making her the youngest first-class Taoist master in the history of the Tianyuan Realm! However, she has never cared about worldly affairs, and is difficult for ordinary people to approach. Even people from her sect cannot get close to her, let alone preside over such a tedious and complicated event as the World Cultivation Conference!" Someone exclaimed immediately.

"That's right! I have a photo stone of the Peach Blossom Sword Fairy here! I spent a lot of effort to get this, and my old man fined me one year's salary in exchange for it!" Master Li said as he took out a photo stone with a painful look on his face.

"Let me see!" someone immediately said impatiently.

Mr. Li did not hesitate.

As Master Li’s photo stone opened.

Vivid scenes suddenly appear before your eyes!

I saw a woman in a plain white long dress, with a peerless face and as cold as ice standing on the city wall. There was a peach blossom stuck in her hair, and she held a long sword in her hand. Her legs were covered with white bamboo gauze, and she exuded an aura that said "keep away from strangers".

He kept the greatest distance from the many human monks standing behind him.

In front of her was a tide of tens of thousands of beasts!

The woman's figure flashed and leaped into the air, her white and slender jade feet lightly tapping the air, without being stained by any dust.

Her figure is like a goddess descending to earth.

As the woman swung the sword in her hand, a shocking sword energy descended from the sky!

The surging beast tide collapsed instantly in front of the woman!

After dealing with the beast tide, countless human cultivators wanted to come forward and talk to the woman.

But the woman walked away gracefully, leaving behind only a solitary and majestic back figure that was enough to amaze everyone!

"The Peach Blossom Sword Fairy is so beautiful, as graceful as a startled swan and as gentle as a swimming dragon. This is the perfect way to describe the Peach Blossom Sword Fairy!"

"It would be great if Peach Blossom Sword Fairy could look at me with her cold face, then look at me with disgust as if I were an ant, and finally trample me hard with her cloud boots!"

"Don't dream! Peach Blossom Sword Immortal is an existence that no one in the Tianyuan Realm can reach. Even the saints of those top sects are not taken seriously by Peach Blossom Sword Immortal. You don't even stand a chance of being despised!"

"The aloof look of the Peach Blossom Sword Fairy, the empress's attitude that looks down on everyone, is like an insurmountable snow mountain. I really want to freeze to death under the snow mountain!"

"The Peach Blossom Sword Fairy's legs are so beautiful! And they are white silk, I am dying!"

The crowd was instantly excited.

"These guys are really brave enough to say that." Hearing the words of the crowd that made no secret of their sexual preferences, Xu Wuchen's mouth twitched slightly.

After all, they are all well-known figures, can't they pay attention to their own image?

He is much more pure.

He just wanted this cold-blooded Peach Blossom Sword Fairy to lie down in front of him obediently, as docile and docile as a puppy, and let him manipulate her life.

Just when Xu Wuchen was bored, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his brain and almost lost consciousness.

[Ding! The Wanjie Simulator has been loaded to 99.99%! ]

Before fainting, a voice suddenly sounded in Xu Wuchen's brain.

"What a bullshit!"

Xu Wuchen could only give him the middle finger in his heart!

"Prince Xu fainted!"

"Oh no! Could it be that the courtesan in the brothel that Master Xu and I visited a few days ago was too clingy, and Master Xu still hasn't recovered from it?"

The crowd, who were originally immersed in the peerless elegance of Peach Blossom Sword Immortal, immediately became chaotic when they noticed that Xu Wuchen had suddenly fainted.

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"The prince is awake! The prince is awake!"

A young girl's cry of surprise echoed throughout the palace.

For a moment, the palace, which had been somewhat dead silent, suddenly became boiling!

You know, ever since the prince suddenly fell into a coma a few days ago, the entire palace has been in a panic.

If the King of Beili, who is leading the troops outside, gets to know about this, there might be a big chaos.

Fortunately, thank God, the prince finally woke up!

"You are finally awake, my lord! You almost scared me to death!"

Yu Lu looked at Xu Wuchen lying on the bed pitifully, her beautiful eyes slightly red and swollen, with a few tears of joy hanging in the corners of her eyes.

Xu Wuchen propped himself up, leaned on the bed, waved his hand, and said lightly: "I'm fine, I just still feel a little dizzy."

My mind was recalling what had happened in these days.

If he remembered correctly, he should have been at a poetry gathering held by famous families and royal nobles in the imperial city a few days ago. When he learned that the Great Qian Dynasty would soon hold the Grand Ceremony of Cultivation of All Nations and that Peach Blossom Sword Immortal would be in charge, the thing in his mind suddenly made him dizzy.

"Simulator of All Worlds?" Xu Wuchen frowned slightly, a hint of doubt appearing on his face.

He vaguely remembered hearing something like this before he fainted.

"That's good, but the prince also said before he left that even if the prince doesn't have the aptitude to cultivate immortality, there is no need to worry. This warrior who cultivates to the limit is no less than the first-class masters of Taoism and Buddhism. There is no need to force the fate of immortality!"

Yu Lu, who was standing by, saw that Xu Wuchen didn't seem to be seriously injured, patted her still slightly immature chest, and said with relief.

She thought that the prince fainted because he was too excited after hearing the news of the World Cultivation Conference and was worried that he would not have the chance to become an immortal.

After all, their prince has always wanted to seek immortals and ask for the way since he was a child.

When I was young, I always said that everyone below a saint is an ant.

If I, Xu Wuchen, had not been born, my immortal path would have been like a long night forever.

He also laughed out loud from time to time.

Unfortunately, King Beili later found a Taoist master for him, but found that he seemed to be born without the chance to become an immortal and could not practice Taoism.

Then the prince kept saying something like, "Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west; don't look down on the young and poor."

I have been kneeling before the devil for three thousand years, and now I look back to this mortal world and no longer want to be an immortal.

It was not until a few years ago that he became much more normal, spending his days listening to music in brothels, admiring flowers and walking birds.

"I know." Xu Wuchen said lightly.

Ever since he traveled to this world.

After so many years, he has long since let it go.

There's nothing wrong with being a playboy and listening to music in brothels every day.

In this world where ordinary people can hardly afford enough food and clothing, what else could he not be satisfied with besides enjoying delicacies from land and sea, fine wines and listening to music in brothels?

Besides, if he really had excellent qualifications, that would be a big problem.

After all, his cheap father is the only king of a different surname in the Daqian Dynasty, and he commands 300,000 Beili cavalry!

If he is like his father, he won't live to be twenty!

When the previous emperor was in power, he was always wary of his father.

The current empress has been keeping an eye on their Xu family.

Even a few years ago, he was supposed to leave the capital with his father, but the current empress kept him back on the grounds that the prince was too young to travel far.

Anyone with a little common sense would be able to figure out that the worry about him not being able to adapt to the climate and the bumpy journey was fake, and the real reason was that they wanted to keep him under house arrest and keep him as a proton!

And he has been hiding his abilities all these years.

If only he were as wise and brave as his father, with great ambitions and strategies.

I'm afraid he didn't even have the chance to go to Beili to inherit the throne of a king of a different surname, and he died unexpectedly in the imperial city!

So Xu Wuchen was happy to be a playboy.

Listening to music, appreciating flowers and walking birds every day is the greatest joy in life!