I, the god, recruit witches to make money

"……Feel sorry."

In the end, Kaminagi Rin didn't have the courage to eat the curry. "I ate too much this morning. I can't eat any more."

"Well, really? Give me some then."

Guilongyuan Meiya had a good appetite. She picked up the plate and ate half of it. She then asked, "Xiaosen, do you want more?"

Komori Jun shook his head, "No need."

"Master Divine Lord, I'll give you half of this. Don't waste it."

"Row."

Shiraishi agreed. The flat lamb leg curry tasted really good and fragrant, but it was hard to describe the fragrance specifically. Perhaps this was the difference between curry and rice with vegetable soup.

Rin Kaminagi leaned back and her cell phone vibrated slightly. She opened it and saw that it was a message from her mother.

"Rin, this is your first time killing a demon, are you okay?"

"Mother, the mission is accomplished. I am very active, and the Lord God praised me and said that I am very talented."

Kaminagi Rin pointed her finger and said these words against her will. She didn't like lying, but she didn't want to tell the truth and make her parents worry about her.

When she was a child, she told her father about being bullied, but the situation did not improve. Instead, it made her father worried and he would ask her a few questions every time.

Let her get used to reporting good news but not bad news in front of her parents, and always only talk about good things. If there are no good things, then just make up stories.

Since I've lied anyway, it doesn't matter if the lie is a little bigger.

"Really? Rin, keep training. If you need anything, you can call Nakamura or tell me directly."

"It's okay. My accommodation and meals here are all taken care of by the Lord God. He is a very good person and very powerful."

Kaminagi Rin sent this message, leaned against the window, and continued typing, "Mother, I still have to be busy, you don't have to worry, I won't say anything more."

"Well, you get busy."

Kaminagi Rin didn't read this sentence. She knew that after she said that, her mother would say the same thing in return.

If you have read it, you will reveal that you are not busy.

She simply ignored it. Making up lies to deceive her family was tiring, but telling the truth was even worse. She could only work hard to become stronger and have the strength to not have to lie.

Chapter 14 You Don’t Understand the Sinisterness of Adults

"Hello everyone, I'm the new blogger Ye Yuan. I'm a Qigong practitioner, and I want to teach you some basic knowledge about demons and monsters..."

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Destroy this world that values ​​breasts.

Bai Shi slept on his side in the shadow of the corridor. He was devastated. The situation was so different from what he had imagined.

He knew that it was not easy for a newcomer, and such a low score was beyond his imagination. Not to mention breaking a thousand, it should at least break a hundred.

It was uploaded at ten o'clock, and at six in the afternoon, it looked like this.

They are both men, so how is he inferior to that video blogger?

It’s about time I gave up my dream of becoming a video blogger and just earn money by doing nothing.

No wonder!

How could he give up like that? He put on such a lost expression just to get their attention.

If we let them appear on camera directly, either it would be impossible or there would be suspicion that we are using our status as the God Lord to force them to do so.

The kind of corporate culture that forces employees to do things too quickly is likely to cause resentment among employees. A truly excellent corporate culture is one that makes employees willing to share the boss's worries.

There is no such thing as exploitation when both parties are willing to do so.

But the floor is so cold.

Bai Shi couldn't help but reflect on his behavior these days and realized that he had done his best to teach them.

But why did they not come over to ask me after I had been lying there for so long?

The three heads were quietly withdrawn.

"The Lord God seems to be very disappointed." "It seems that the video he recorded this morning has a very low playback rate, which has hit him hard. It is better not to disturb him."

"But dinner is ready."

Xiao Senjun said softly that they ate very punctually, starting at six o'clock.

Kaminagi Rin spread her hands and said, "There is nothing I can do. You go and call the Lord God and comfort his fragile heart."

"Eh? Me?" Jun Komori raised her eyebrows, her scarlet eyes widened, showing a bit of surprise.

Shinagagi Rin said with a serious face: "Of course, the three meals are your responsibility, so you should ask the Lord to get up and eat."

"Uh."

Jun Komori looked a little nervous. He grabbed his sleeves with both hands, wanting to go but not knowing what to say.

Ever since her sister's incident, she rarely spoke, and when she did, the conversation lasted no more than two or three minutes.

This made her feel stressed even when having a conversation lasting more than a minute, let alone something as technical as comforting someone.

Guilongyuan Meiya saw her embarrassment, reached out and patted her shoulder, and said with a smile on her face: "There is no other way, let me go and call him to eat, you go back and sit down."

Komori Jun breathed a sigh of relief and said softly, "Thank you."

……

Dong Dong, the sound of heavy footsteps came into Bai Shi's ears from the corridor. He was cheered up. Finally someone was coming. Judging from the volume of the footsteps, it was definitely Gui Longyuan Mei Ya.

She was the heaviest among the three women, so she had to walk with extra effort.

"Master God, what are you doing lying here?"

The clear voice of Guilongyuan Meiya floated over, but her face could not be seen. The white color covered everything above her. She chose to squat down and protect her chest with both hands, so that her fresh face was exposed to Shiraishi's vision, "It's time to eat."

"I have no appetite." Bai Shi pretended to be depressed and replied, "No one watched the video I shot, even though I explained it so carefully."

Kiryuin Misae smiled and said, "Kaminagi, Komori, and I watched it from beginning to end. Your explanation was very good and helped us understand the changes in the strength of the spirits.

Those people are just ignorant, don’t pay attention to their opinions.”

"You are wrong. No one has expressed any opinions. The number of views is less than 20. There are no rewards, and no one has left a message."

Bai Shi felt really depressed when he thought of the tragic scene in the video. He turned around and faced the scenery in the courtyard.

Guilongyuan Meiya felt that the Lord God was just like a child, and said, "Didn't you say this morning that we should be brave after knowing shame, and not care about failure?"

"Those are just chicken soup for the soul told to others."

Bai Shi replied sullenly.

Guilongyuan Meiya raised her sword-like eyebrows, her almond-shaped eyes sank, and she didn't care about her identity as the God Lord, and forcibly pulled him back, her voice as clear as the clash of swords, "What's a failure once, stand up and continue.

Even children understand this principle, but adults don’t understand it?”

Bai Shi lowered his head and said, "I can't do it alone."

"The Lord God is not alone!"

Guilongyuan Meiya pounded her left shoulder with her right hand and shouted, "You still have us here, we will help you!"

"really?"

Bai Shi quickly raised his head, grabbed her left hand, and said expectantly: "You will really help me? Uh, no, if you help me take a video, it will delay your practice."

When Guilongyuan Meiya heard him say that, she puffed out her chest proudly and said, "It only took a dozen minutes. It won't affect anything. Leave it to me!"

Bai Shi had to move back to avoid being attacked, and then he let go of his hand, stood up with high morale and said, "Thank you, Gui Longyuan, I have regained my confidence in shooting short videos!"

Guilongyuan Meiya blinked, feeling that something was not right, but couldn't figure it out, so she simply gave up thinking and laughed, "That's the spirit we need. Let's work hard together!"

"Well, after dinner, please take a video and repeat what I just said."

Shiraishi arranged the task at a high speed. He had read the rules for video bloggers. Posting more videos would easily get more traffic. If it was shot by Guilongyuan Misae, she could also add more tags, so she would definitely get more traffic than him.

Guilongyuan Meiya didn't hesitate and agreed to help to the end, but she was very curious, "Master Shenzhu, do you like being a video blogger?"

"I'm not interested. I just want to make money. I don't have any idea of ​​becoming a great uploader."

Bai Shi replied casually.

Guilongyuan Meisai scratched her head and said, "With the strength of the Lord God, it should be easy for him to receive the order."

"Times have changed. If you look at the monthly order rankings of Soul Hunter, the top ten guys are either from Ise Jingu or monks from Sensoji Temple. They monopolize both high-end and low-end business."

Shiraishi pulled up the Soul Hunters' order rankings, "And Nohara Shrine can't even make it to the bottom of the overall rankings. We've only received one order this month, and we still need ten orders to advance to level 2.

If I don’t develop some side business, how can I buy a Honda CBR1000RR-RSP?”

Kiryuin Meisai asked in confusion: "Is that a car?"

"motorcycle."

Shiraishi explained, with a hint of yearning on his face, "As a man, it would be so cool if I could ride a cool motorcycle like that along the coastline.

Jing, that black-hearted boss, I helped her process a lot of orders, but she refused to buy anything for me, saying that spending 278.3 yen on that kind of motorcycle was out of her mind. "

Thinking of that woman buying clothes for himself, she wouldn't even blink an eye no matter how expensive they were, and she even called it a feast for his eyes.

Narcissistic woman! Bai Shi gritted his teeth in anger, "Forget it, let's not talk about that woman. It makes me angry. I am free now. My first goal is to buy this motorcycle. You have to work hard."

"It sounds like a demotivating reason, but I will still try my best to help the Lord God realize his wish."

Kiryuin Misae waved her fist. She was still very grateful to Shiraishi for teaching her the art of white fighting.

Chapter 15 I planted a seed

Musashi woke up tired, forgetting today's date and not checking the time.

The drawn curtains completely isolated him from the outside world.

Once upon a time, that young man full of dreams and passion plunged into the bustling city from the countryside, dreaming of transforming into a dragon and traveling around the world.

The ending is like the sardines in a can, arranged clearly by someone.

Musashi no longer shouts about his dreams, he just longs for a weekly vacation without any changes.

This way he doesn't have to bow and scrape to his superiors, nor does he have to take the blame for any trouble caused by younger generation members.

Once the beer is opened, he can sit down without caring about anyone.

Even if experts say that drinking on an empty stomach in the morning is bad for your health, do you still need to be controlled by those experts when you are living such a miserable life?

Musashi took a sip of beer, his body shivered with cold, and he felt so satisfied that he started chewing bread and took out his cell phone.

Watching short videos on YouTube is his only pastime. By putting himself in the bloggers' wonderful lives, he gives himself the motivation to live, so that he won't want to get a one-day tour ticket to the rooftop someday.

"Blonde witch hell-style training?"

Musashi often watches videos of extraordinary bloggers, so YouTube will push such videos from time to time.

But he is a hardcore extraordinary person. The cover shows a girl with blonde twin ponytails and a peacock mask, which obviously has nothing to do with the word "hardcore". In all likelihood, it is a short video that sells sex.

There are also women in the world who are not afraid of death. After learning a little bit, they dare to call themselves extraordinary bloggers.

Or they may have not learned anything at all, and rely on special effects and acting to disguise themselves as extraordinary bloggers, pose for photos everywhere, and then meet a real monster and have their upper body bitten off.

This is not alarmist.

Last month, there was an unlucky female blogger, and Musashi was in the live broadcast room at that time.

The woman touched her thigh with a coquettish look on her face, showing off how strong her legs were and that she could kick an elephant to death with one kick.

The next second, only two legs were left of the man. The hideousness of the monster and the bloodiness of the scene truly shocked the entire live broadcast room.

This type of blogger must be criticized. When Musashi clicked on the video, there were no ads, which clearly meant that he had less than a thousand subscribers or the number of hours of playback had not reached 4000.

"Hi, I'm the new blogger Ye Yuan, I'm a superhuman myself, this video is mainly about popularizing superhumans..."

What appeared on the screen was not the blonde shrine maiden with a peacock mask, but a young man with black hair. His appearance reminded Musashi of his younger self. He could only be described as handsome. He was wearing white clothes and looked like a sunny boy.

Where is the blonde witch?

Musashi was stunned and did not change to the next video. He continued to eat bread. The whole video was only five minutes long, so not much time was wasted.

"...Okay, let's get to the point today. Please welcome the Rose Knight."