I'm in a real religion, why are all the people who confess to me girls?

"How dare you say that, you bastard? Who on earth is to blame for my losing my first kiss?"

Sakayanagi's eyes widened.

"Ahem, the moonlight is nice today."

Tianyin turned his head to the side and tried to whistle, but no sound came out after blowing for a long time.

“What a fool”

Gui Longyuan tapped Tianyin's head with the back of his finger.

"You are so shy, how about if you can open this cabinet, I will accompany you tonight?"

Gui Longyuan pinched Tianyin's chin and bit him.

Sakayanagi and Kito Hashimoto on the side were both stunned.

What's happening here.

"Hey, leave it to me."

The ahoge on Tianyin's head was jumping around, showing that Tianyin was full of energy at this moment.

Tianyin looked at the ground for a long time, picked up a paper clip, and straightened it with force. Then Tianyin pried open the lock of the locker in just three seconds.

"Why can you even pick a lock?"

Sakayanagi was a little surprised. Did the Miyako family require their children to learn skills like picking locks?

"My teacher taught me this. He said it might be useful if I was kidnapped. But no one has kidnapped me in all these years, and it has never come in handy. What a pity."

Tianyin opened the fruit cabinet with a look of regret and left the unconscious Morizhong to Guitou's care.

"Don't feel sorry for not being kidnapped! If I kidnapped you, it would definitely be a big problem, right?"

Gui Longyuan couldn't help but complain about Tianyin's strange thoughts.

How much courage does it take to kidnap Tianyin? Even if someone is desperate, he probably wouldn't dare to hit Tianyin if he doesn't want to be treated badly after his death.

And Tianyin, this idiot, actually felt regretful that he didn't get kidnapped because he had a skill that he couldn't use.

Headache.

How on earth did she grow so big?

"Reward~~"

"Hey, are you listening to me?"

"Reward reward~~"

"I understand. Come back with me tonight."

Gui Longyuan sighed helplessly.

"As expected, Tianyin's mind is full of improper things."

Sakayanagi had already seen through Amane's true nature.

"Don't think I don't know that it's you who made Tianyin become like this. If you hadn't taught her adult stuff, would she have become like this?"

Gui Longyuan looked at Sakayanagi with a pale face.

"I didn't know she would become like this. I just thought it was too boring to have a stern face all day long, so I wanted to see how the young lady would degenerate. But now it seems... she's degenerating a little too quickly."

Sakayanagi glanced at Amane with a guilty look on her face.

Chapter 142: I’ll favor you next time

Just when the group was about to leave.

Hashimoto suddenly remembered something.

"Sakayanagi, what about the things in the next room? We can't just throw them all here, right?"

After hearing Hashimoto's reminder, Sakayanagi remembered that she had also set up some small props to bully Amane in the next room, but unfortunately none of them were used.

"We'd better take it back. If someone gets tricked by it, they'll be very angry."

"Prank? Is this for me?"

Tianyin's eyes sparkled.

"Well, I originally thought I could bring you some small surprises, but now it seems that all my efforts have been in vain, and it also cost me a lot of points. What a pity."

Sakayanagi said as she pushed open the door to the adjacent laboratory.

There are many strange props on the desks inside.

Tianyin saw at a glance a beautifully wrapped gift box tied with a pink bow.

"Can I open it?"

Tianyin pointed at the gift box with a longing look on her face.

"You can open it if you want."

Sakayanagi shrugged, thinking that it didn't matter if Tianyin opened it even if the prank failed.

"Arisu, this prank you prepared is too old-fashioned, isn't it? Is there really anyone who would fall for it?"

Gui Longyuan could tell at a glance that this was a boxing gift box that he used to play pranks on others when he was a child.

After opening, a boxing glove will hit the person in the face who opens the gift.

This can be regarded as a well-known prank prop. Tianyin is not a fool, so how could he be fooled?

"If it were someone else, I'd think this gadget would be a little ridiculous, but if it were Tianyin, it might be very useful."

Arisu Sakayanagi trusts his own judgment.

"You must be joking. No matter how dumb Tianyin is, he can't fall for it without being warned, right?"

Although Gui Longyuan kept saying that Tianyin was a fool, he believed in his heart that Tianyin was not someone who would be easily fooled.

But the next second after Gui Longyuan finished speaking.

Bang.

The boxing glove hit Tianyin in the face.

"Wow, Arisu, Kaede..."

Tianyin pointed at her red face with a wronged look on her face.

Sakayanagi shrugged.

"Look, I'll tell you."

Sakayanagi walked towards Tianyin and rubbed Tianyin's face, then picked up the beef jerky on the table and handed it to Tianyin.

“Have some beef jerky.”

Tianyin took the beef jerky, tore open the package, put it in his mouth and chewed it.

"This beef is quite chewy. It tastes better than the premium beef we usually eat at home, but why can't I chew it?"

Tianyin chewed with some effort.

Normally, beef shouldn't be this chewy.

Guilongyuan was completely speechless.

“Is there a possibility that you are eating a teething toy?”

"what?"

Tianyin just stood there in a daze, a look of despair on his face.

This immediately caused Sakayanagi to chuckle.

……

It was almost ten o'clock when we parted.

Tianyin followed Guilongyuan to her dormitory.

The room, with a mixture of silver-gray and sky blue as the main tones, looks full of science fiction feeling.

The first thing Tianyin did when she entered the room was to throw herself onto the soft blue bed and roll around.

"What do you want to eat?"

Gui Longyuan asked casually.

"Maple, can you cook?"

Tianyin asked tentatively.

“Cooking is too difficult for me.”

"I knew it"

Crunch.

Gui Longyuan looked at Tianyin with gritted teeth.

Forget it. I can’t afford to offend him anyway, so I’ll just endure it.

Gui Longyuan rummaged through his refrigerator and only found a bowl of instant lunch, which was about to expire, so he simply fed it to Tianyin.

After dinner, Tianyin, who was tired after a whole day, lay on the ground motionless.

Gui Longyuan, fearing that she would catch a cold, had to get her a blanket.

"By the way, how did you force Mori Shige to be like that?"

Gui Longyuan was somewhat curious about how Tianyin could scare a boy to death.

"I used a recording of you walking in the hallway, and then used the tips of a few paper clips to repeatedly scratch the back of your locker. If you scream a few times and punch the locker a few times, there will be no movement inside."

Tianyin said it very lightly.

But after Gui Longyuan imagined the scene at that time, his face turned pale.

Mori Shige was first locked in a locker and then endured these inhuman tortures.

If it were her words...

Maybe she would be scared and collapse.

"Then how did you crawl on the ground?"

This is what Gui Longyuan is most concerned about, because she fainted after seeing Tianyin's strange appearance.

So she wanted to know how Tianyin could do such strange movements.

"Is that so? My body is very soft."

Tianyin performed it again.

indeed.

Tianyin's body is softer than I imagined, and it feels...

"Maple Flower... well~ you are too impatient, at least wait for me to take off my clothes..."

Tianyin blushed slightly.

Gui Longyuan then realized that his hands were unconsciously...

"That's not true! I'm not interested in girls! I like boys!!!"

Gui Longyuan argued loudly.

"I see"

"What do you know?!"

Gui Longyuan withdrew his hand unhappily.

There was a hint of embarrassment on his face.

The feeling just now... is so comfortable.

Is this what a girl's body is like? But why doesn't she feel this way when she touches herself?