I'm in a real religion, why are all the people who confess to me girls?

"This guy's in heat again. Is it too late to call and report him? They should at least give us a reward for reporting him, right?"

Ibuki pointed at the two entangled figures and asked unhappily.

Chapter Twenty: I pulled out a big treasure from behind my back

"No! Not there... not there!"

Hayasaka Miyabi blushed and covered her face.

Judging from her expression and the sounds she made, everyone present would have thought that Tianyin, this lecherous fiend, was actually performing an inappropriate scene for children in front of everyone.

In reality, all everyone saw was Tianyin rummaging through the other person's pockets as if searching for something.

It was just that Hayasaka Miyabi's voice was so beautiful, and the emotions she was building up were so rich, that everyone's face turned a little rosy.

"I can't take it anymore! Do you really have to make that noise? Are you a singer or a prostitute? ... I can't stand it, if she keeps yelling like that the people in the next room can hear her."

Just as Ibuki was complaining to Ryuen, she suddenly heard Amane exclaim in surprise.

"Found it, short, black, and hard... What is this thing?"

It took Amane a lot of effort to pull a strange object out of a buckle inside Hayasaka Miyabi's tracksuit.

After Tianyin was taken out, the entire room fell silent.

Upon seeing familiar objects, Hayasaka Masaya regained his composure and began to describe them vividly.

"This is a Glock G43. It's compact and easy to carry, uses 9×19mm pistol ammunition, and has a magazine capacity of..."

Hayasaka Miyabi excitedly introduced the students to everyone present, while the students of Class C, including Ryuen, were collectively stunned.

It was as if they had seen something incredible.

"What's wrong with you? Did I say something wrong?"

Hayasaka Masaya noticed that the atmosphere in the room was starting to feel strange, so he asked a question out of confusion.

Long Yuan rested his chin on his hand, remaining silent and pretending to be profound.

Amane gently patted Hayasaka Miyabi's shoulder.

"I know all the knowledge you're talking about, but... why do you carry something like this with you at all times?"

Tianyin's expression was somewhat subtle.

I don't know whether to be happy with my luck or not, but I just randomly touched something amazing, and it doesn't even look fake...

"Sorry, I forgot this might be a bit dangerous for you high school students."

After understanding why everyone had such strange expressions, Hayasaka Miyabi nodded and put the precious item away.

"High school kid? You don't look even as old as us, do you?"

As expected of Ibuki, she can still deliver a witty remark even in a situation like this.

"That seems to make sense... Speaking of which, Miyako-chan... cough cough, what are you looking for on me? If you need anything, just tell me directly. It would be troublesome if you found something strange."

Hayasaka Miyabi's mysterious and unpredictable appearance made Amane look at her like she was an idiot.

"Sigh, your skills still need improvement. No wonder you were left in a place like this. I need something refreshing as a birthday present, and if you can come up with something, it would be a huge help."

Upon hearing about the birthday present, Hayasaka Miyabi thought for a moment and then started touching herself.

"Speaking of birthday gifts, I think I also had a crystal ball. Although it doesn't seem very appropriate to give it to a boy, it's still quite a valuable gift. Hmm? Where did I put it?"

Hayasaka Miyabi frantically began searching her body for the crystal ball she had mentioned.

The others stared at Tianyin speechlessly.

Good heavens, so Tianyin was touching him all over just now because she was looking for a birthday present?

"I thought I was going to see something exciting, but... sigh..."

Ishizaki shook his head in disappointment, picked up a can of beer, and drank it all in one gulp.

"me too"

Halfway through his drink, Ishizaki suddenly looked at Albert beside him.

"I never expected you to be one of us, Albert! Come on, have a bottle too!"

Just as the atmosphere in the private room was starting to liven up a bit, Hayasaka Miyabi showed a surprised expression and casually tossed a round object to Amane.

"Please accept my gift. That way we're even. Although giving this to that disgusting guy makes me a little unhappy, since you wanted it, I can only grant your request. Until we meet again~ Bye~"

Just as Hayasaka Masaki was about to leave, Amane pulled him back with one hand.

"Bow my foot! Are you sure you're giving me this thing because you're saying we'll meet again someday?"

Enraged, Amane raised the round object and unleashed a barrage of blows at Hayasaka Miyabi.

"Tianyin, crystal balls are very fragile. You might hurt someone if you do that... Eh?"

Shiina rushed forward to stop Amane when she saw her using a crystal ball to hit someone.

Although crystal balls sound sturdy, most of them are made of glass and will break if touched.

Amane is very strong. If the crystal ball breaks, the glass shards could easily cut the other person. So when Shiina saw Amane hitting someone with the crystal ball, he panicked and stepped forward to stop her.

But when she saw what Tianyin was holding, she froze on the spot.

"What's wrong with you, Rihe?"

"Ibuki-san, could you turn on the light?"

"Huh? Turn on the lights? Did Tianyin really hurt someone?"

Mistakenly believing that Amane had injured someone, Ibuki ignored the pain in her leg and staggered to turn on the light. But the moment she turned it on, she burst into an even more piercing scream.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

The scream startled Ishizaki so much that his body trembled violently.

Ryuen silently looked at what Amane was holding. In his opinion, Shiina's unusual reaction must mean that Amane had injured someone.

But when Long Yuan saw what Tian Yin was holding, he was so frightened that he stood up abruptly, his face filled with terror.

"Hey! Miyako! Are you crazy? Hitting people with that thing! Are you trying to kill us?"

Longyuan roared hysterically.

After the lights were turned on, everyone could see that what Tianyin was holding was not a crystal ball at all.

Instead, it was a black grenade with a pull ring...

Hayasaka Miyabi, who was being brutally beaten by Amane, finally understood why Amane had suddenly started beating her up.

"It's a misunderstanding! Everyone, please let me explain, this is purely a misunderstanding."

"Misunderstanding my foot! 'See you later,' you mean? Are you planning to send us straight to meet Buddha?"

As Amane spoke, she casually slapped Hayasaka Miyabi twice.

"Stop hitting me! Stop hitting me! I'll find another one, okay? I really do have a crystal ball, I'll find it right now... Waaah!"

Hayasaka Miyabi looked aggrieved and quickly rummaged through her clothes, finally pulling out a small purple crystal ball.

Surprisingly, they are actually about the same size.

Is there anything special about this crystal ball?

This was the first time Tianyin had ever seen such a small crystal ball; it probably wasn't very suitable for divination.

Hayasaka Miyabi looked up at Ryuen, then gestured for Amane to come closer.

Thinking that the crystal ball held some secret, Tianyin curiously approached it.

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"..."

Amane rolled her eyes at Hayasaka Miyabi, and after giving her a hard pat, she got off Hayasaka Miyabi unhappily.

"What did that guy say to you?"

Long Yuan looked at the little thing that was about to be given to him as a birthday present with some curiosity.

"She said it's a secret treasure left behind by the Avish dynasty. Well, Dragon Garden, you're lucky, I'll give it to you as a birthday present."

Tianyin casually gave all the crystal balls to Longyuan.

Long Yuan took the crystal ball and examined it carefully.

"Royal treasure? Are you kidding me?"

Well, anyway, that's what she said.

Tianyin shoved the grenade back into the other person's arms and gave them a look.

This guy named Hayasaka Masashi should be able to fool these high school students by just making up some outrageous stories.

Unexpectedly, Hayasaka Miyabi nodded and then darted away... leaving everyone present dumbfounded.

"Why did she run away? Could this thing also be..."

Ishizaki pointed to the crystal ball in Ryuen's hand.

"Ishizaki, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Although Ryuen scolded Ishizaki, he secretly stored the crystal ball in a faraway place.

With Hayasaka Miyabi's interruption, the birthday party obviously couldn't continue.

Longyuan made a wish casually, and then it was time for everyone to give gifts.

When it was Shiina's turn, she blushed and became a little shy.

Only then did Amane remember that when Ibuki tricked her into coming here, she said that Shiina was going to perform a shameful act.

Does that mean I have to wear one of those outfits with a tail?

Tianyin's eyes sparkled.

But the next second...

"My gift is that I'll sing a birthday song for Longyuan next."

"It doesn't matter whether you want that kind of thing or not; there's no need to force yourself."

Long Yuan waved his hand dismissively. He didn't even care much about birthdays, let alone singing birthday songs.

"Is this what you call a shameful performance?"

Amane smiled and looked at Ibuki beside her.

"W-How was I supposed to know that the embarrassing performance Hiyori was talking about was singing 'Happy Birthday'? Let me make this clear, this has nothing to do with me. Hiyori herself said it was a very embarrassing performance."

Upon hearing Ibuki's words, Shiina's face turned even redder.

"It's actually quite embarrassing for me, after all, it's my first time..."

"Huh?"

"The first time I sang a birthday song for a boy"

"Oh"

"This kind of thing is probably quite rare for girls, since it's a solo performance. Tianyin, you've probably never sung a birthday song for a boy before, right?"

Shiina tries to drag the girl, who seems to be the least compatible with boys, into the mess.

So they immediately targeted Tianyin, who had already started cutting the cake.

"Singing a birthday song to a boy? I think... I celebrated a boy's birthday alone."

"Eh!!!"

The entire room erupted in gasps of surprise.

"Hey, seriously? You actually like guys?"

Long Yuan looked at Tian Yin in shock. Tian Yin blinked first, then revealed a fierce expression.

"Pah! It's not about liking it! It's just a birthday celebration. Aren't you all celebrating Longyuan's birthday right now? Does it have any special meaning?"

"How can this be the same? Didn't you just say you were celebrating a boy's birthday 'alone'? There can't be any other option besides someone you like or your lover, right? As a normal person, Tianyin, you wouldn't celebrate the birthday of someone you don't even know, would you?"

Shiina's well-reasoned analysis made Amane nod in agreement, indicating that it made a lot of sense.