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"Are all the people in this universe stupid? How could he be fooled by such an obvious lie that even Logan, that big dummy, wouldn't believe?"

At this moment, feeling that Dr. Otto seemed to have been successfully deceived by his own lie, even Deadpool couldn't help but wonder if the people in this universe had a problem with their intelligence.

"However, this is a good opportunity!"

However, Deadpool didn't continue to ponder whether Dr. Otto had a problem with his intelligence; instead, he secretly and slowly exerted his strength.

The arm that Dr. Otto had twisted and broken miraculously recovered in a short period of time, with the shattered bones growing back together.

The long sword that he had been gripping tightly in his hand played a crucial role at this moment.

Click!

Just as Dr. Otto was about to tell Peter this seemingly very important news.

A sound like bones being forcibly broken rang out.

Dr. Otto quickly turned his attention back to Deadpool.

But Deadpool's arm, which had been broken, inexplicably regenerated.

Moreover, he was rapidly swinging the blade in his hand, his arm twisting backward in an incredible posture, the powerful force even causing the bones in his arm to break again.

Even with his arm severed, the blade he gripped still traced an arc in the air due to immense inertia.

He deftly slashed at his own neck...

"Damn it, this guy is actually planning to commit suicide to keep a secret!"

At this moment, Dr. Otto believed that Deadpool's actions were undoubtedly a preparation for suicide to keep a secret.

But it was too late to stop it at that moment.

The sharp adamantium blade sliced ​​through Deadpool's neck as easily as cutting tofu.

His head fell directly to the ground and bounced a few times.

It seems that Deadpool twisted his neck before it was severed, which gave his head a boost. After falling, it continued to roll slowly until it reached the French windows, where it then fell straight down through the broken windows.

"Fake!"

Dr. Otto was not only shocked by Deadpool's ruthless attack on him, but also amazed that even in his suicide, the guy didn't forget to continue to disgust him.

The blade that had severed his neck continued flying toward Dr. Otto, propelled by inertia.

Ding!

However, the speed was a bit slow. After Dr. Otto reacted, the flying blade was easily caught by his mechanical arm.

"Hmm? The hardness of this metal seems to surpass all alloys previously found on Earth? It might even be comparable to Wakanda's vibranium?"

Somewhat angry, Otto prepared to break the blade with force, only to find that the blade's material was also extremely tough, completely unlike the alloys they had previously encountered on Earth.

Its hardness even seems to be comparable to vibranium, and can rival the metal materials of its current nano-armor.

"This guy doesn't seem to be an ordinary assassin!"

Dr. Otto also realized that Deadpool, the assassin, seemed to be more than he appeared.

……

the other side.

Deadpool's head rolled out of the building and fell to the ground.

Deadpool, who originally only had a head left and looked as if he were dead.

But suddenly he opened his mouth.

"That was close! I almost got caught by that damn guy!"

Deadpool was extremely grateful that even though his body possessed an incredibly powerful healing ability, he could still imagine the terrible treatment he would suffer if he were captured by those mad scientists.

After all, the source of his powerful self-healing ability was that crazy scientific experiment.

He absolutely did not want to experience that feeling a second time!

"And that damn employer, he actually gave me such an impossible bounty mission. Once I recover, I'm going to settle the score with him and personally rip off that weird outfit he's wearing!"

"I'll make him compensate me for my losses later. That was an adamantium alloy knife; I finally saved up enough money to buy it, and I almost sold it because of it..."

As he thought this, Deadpool's head continued to plummet rapidly from the sky.

It took more than ten seconds for the body to finally hit the ground after falling from a height of over a thousand meters.

Meanwhile, Deadpool, with only one head remaining, was completely unable to stop his fall.

"Wow, hopefully what they're about to see won't leave them with any psychological trauma..."

Deadpool's head kept rolling in the air, and when it was only tens of meters above the ground, it saw countless pedestrians all around it.

I couldn't help but close my eyes, not wanting to see the terrible state I would be in after falling!

Splat!

"Ah, it's that damn guy, daring to throw things from a high place, doesn't he know it's illegal?"

"What...what...is this?!"

"Fuck, that's a human head... Ugh!"

Everyone has probably seen what happens when a watermelon falls from a height.

Red juice splattered everywhere, leaving a mess on the ground.

However, at this moment, Deadpool's remaining head falling from a height of thousands of meters is far more shocking than the scene of a watermelon exploding.

The exploding spray wasn't just red liquid; there was also a special white substance that looked like tofu.

Fortunately, it did not hit any pedestrians directly.

However, a dozen or so pedestrians were unlucky enough to be right next to where Deadpool's head fell.

It's easy to imagine the trauma they're experiencing right now; it would probably take tens of thousands of dollars to heal it.

"Quickly, clear the scene, maintain order, and notify the police and hospital..."

Less than ten seconds after a head fell, the company's security personnel arrived.

Looking at the pool of unidentified substance spraying outwards on the ground, he suppressed the urge to vomit and instructed the others to maintain order at the scene according to procedure.

"Alright, no need to notify the hospital, just notify one of the braver cleaners!"

The security personnel, seeing Deadpool scattered all over the ground, withdrew their plan to notify the hospital.

After all, in his view, there was no need to notify the hospital given the current situation.

"No, I feel like I can still save him, really..."

Of course, if Deadpool, now scattered all over the ground, could speak, he would say the same thing.

……

In fact, the dozen or so seconds it took for Deadpool to fall was enough for Dr. Otto to give some instructions.

Just now, before Deadpool's head had even hit the ground, some security personnel rushed over here.

Shortly after Deadpool's head fell, they arrived at the scene to maintain order and evacuate the affected pedestrians and onlookers.

As for how much money will be needed to compensate for the psychological trauma suffered by those pedestrians who were splashed with the splatter, they don't need to consider that at all.

A company that is big enough never disappoints in this regard.

Not long after, a message suddenly appeared.

"It is reported that not long ago, an unidentified terrorist launched a surprise attack on Mr. Otto Octavius, CEO of Stellar Technology Corporation. Fortunately, no one was injured. The police and the FBI are still investigating the specific circumstances..."

Deadpool's assassination and death do not seem to have had a significant impact.

It just becomes fodder for idle gossip among some bored people.

Even those pedestrians who were affected and traumatized did not pursue the matter further because they received sufficient compensation.

However, for Dr. Otto, the situation is not so simple to resolve.

After handing over the aftermath to others, he thought for a moment and then connected with Peter via video call.

"You mean, a guy in a red bodysuit, who looks like a psychopath, tried to assassinate you and claimed to be from the DC Universe?"

Peter, who was vacationing at his own estate, listened with great interest to Dr. Otto's story. After learning everything, he couldn't help but ask questions.

"That's right, sir. Because the last time the DC Universe suddenly invaded our universe was a bit suspicious, I felt it was necessary to inform you of this news."

Despite the assassination attempt, Dr. Otto remained calm and composed, his tone unchanged.

"Show me the video footage from that time..."

As Peter spoke, a video began playing in front of him instantly.

"It really was that scumbag!"

Upon seeing Deadpool's familiar figure, Peter recognized him almost instantly.

"Okay, I got it. Are you alright?"

Although Peter knew that Dr. Otto was equipped with a lot of high-tech equipment, making him almost impossible to assassinate, he still asked about it.

"Of course not, sir. Although that guy has good equipment and strength, he can't break through the nanotech armor's defenses at all..."

Dr. Otto shook his head, indicating that he was fine.

"That's good. This guy isn't from the DC Universe, and everything he said was just a lie..."

"However, his appearance did surprise me somewhat..."

Peter had previously read about mutants, and there was no such person as Deadpool on their Earth.

His sudden appearance now naturally suggests that he may come from other universes or other timelines.

"I wonder what this guy's true purpose is in intruding into our universe and attempting to assassinate Dr. Otto..."

Peter was somewhat puzzled by Deadpool's sudden appearance.

"Where is that guy's body after he committed suicide?"

Peter knew that Deadpool possessed an even more astonishing immortality than Wolverine and wouldn't die so easily, so he prepared to go directly to Deadpool's door and find out the guy's true purpose for coming.

"I've had his body examined, and there's nothing unusual. It just seems that his cells have a strong self-healing ability, but since he's lost his head, he can't be brought back to life. I'm preparing to cremate him."

"As for his head, which fell from the building, it was smashed to pieces and was no longer worth studying. It seems that the cleaners packed it up and threw it away as trash..."

Although Dr. Otto did not know why Peter asked that question, he answered without hesitation.

"Did you throw it away as trash?"

As Peter spoke slowly, a figure involuntarily appeared in his mind: a scene of being reborn from a garbage dump and slowly crawling out of it.

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Chapter 206 The Annoying Deadpool

Meanwhile, in a trash can in a secluded alley behind a police station a few blocks away from the company building.

The trash can, which was as tall as a person, suddenly began to shake violently, as if small animals, such as cats or dogs, were trapped inside and struggling.

boom!

Suddenly, the violent shaking caused the trash can to tip over.

Countless pieces of trash were sprayed out of the trash can.

Amidst the piles of garbage, something seemed to be slowly wriggling and crawling outwards.

"Pfft... ptooey, ptooey, f***ing! Those damned guys actually threw me away like trash, that's just too much!"

A figure the size of an infant, with only a torso but no limbs.

He struggled to climb out of the trash can, spitting out the garbage stuffing his mouth as he angrily cursed those who had thrown him into the trash heap.

When Deadpool regained consciousness, he was in a trash can.

Its powerful self-healing ability allowed the remaining cellular material to successfully fuse and coalesce into a head.

After some time, it finally grew a body, but not limbs.

At this moment, Deadpool finally couldn't stand being in the trash can any longer. He shook his body violently and finally climbed out of the smelly trash can.